Pirate: I have General Pai Daxing

Pinocchio sat tiredly on the deck, still mumbling, and as he talked, his mouth became a little dry.

"Give me a glass of water, thank you."

"Master Pinocchio, although I don't want to say it, I still have to say on behalf of everyone that your nickname is really quite appropriate. You see, the captain and Master Moria don't even have nicknames. At this point, You are this one." The crewman gave a thumbs up gesture.

When he finished speaking, the crew members around him seemed to have thought of something, and they all distanced themselves from him. At the same time, he looked at him with pity.

"You're miserable...you've fallen in love..."

Ok?Who is speaking?

The crew looked at each other, and everyone looked innocent. When everyone relaxed, a little chubby man covered his mouth with a guilty conscience, but when he squeezed his lips, he suddenly let out a whistle.

Everyone looked at him in unison, and then looked away after half a minute.

Strange, this person looks so unfamiliar...

The crew member who praised Pinocchio's nickname was suddenly startled when he saw the reaction of his companions. He remembered it.

I violated Article 6 of the Match Manual! !

Damn it! I am obviously still a veteran of Duel Studio, but I would make such a stupid mistake. This is terrible. There is a 50% chance that Pinocchio will kill me with a nose.

This is the weird thing about creatures like "Pi".

Unable to kill and unable to understand, only by finding out the laws of action of "horses" can one protect one's life, and even control "horses" by relying on the laws, and eventually become a master of horses.

One person can guard a city, and one horse can withstand a million divisions.

"I'm so miserable...I fell into Schrödinger's cat cage..." The senior veteran wailed, turned his head stiffly, and tried his best to show his weak eyes, hoping to move him.

In fact, there is an unspoken rule in the duel studio, that is, a match does not kill an unarmed person.

At this time, the senior veteran hated himself very much for why he was not a cat or a dog.

This way he can expose his belly.

Ok?

maybe...

Just as he was about to unbutton his belt and lift up his clothes, Pi spoke.

At this moment, everyone remained silent and looked at him with fiery eyes. Whether it is 50% life or 50% death depends on this sentence. Pi, you must live up to your expectations!

"Hey~"

He spoke! He spoke! Wait...wait...wrong.

Everyone looked at the culprit, it was the chubby little guy again, it was him again! "What the hell are you doing?"

"Blow...blow...whistle."

While everyone was puzzled, a bald crew member put a finger on his forehead with each hand, and then turned it in circles. After a few circles, he snapped his fingers and said, "I have seen through the fog... There is only one truth." !”

"what?"

Little Fatty pursed his lips, looked at the other party's wise eyes, and couldn't help but ask: "What is the truth?"

The bald man smiled confidently, "I already know your next sentence. Even if you use a secret language that has been lost, I, Edogawa Ikkyu, have also found the answer."

"What's the answer?"

Everyone asked in unison.

"The answer is..." Edogawa Ikkyu pointed his finger confidently: "Throw...throw...throw the handkerchief."

"..."

"..."

Me! ! Pinocchio was furious. Just now he couldn't help but ask what the answer was, but this was the result? Who can't do this? At this moment, he seemed to feel that he was mentally retarded.

"Come on, throw it down and feed it to the fish."

"No, Mr. Pinocchio, I haven't... gurgling..."

Pinocchio looked away and looked at the crew member who praised his nickname. "You just said that captains don't even have titles?"

"……yes."

"Moonlight Moria doesn't have a title either?"

"...Yeah."

Pinocchio rubbed his chin that looked like a barren land, his eyes slightly narrowed, his nose slightly raised, looking at the blue sea on the horizon, Pinocchio seemed to see his lost youth.

At that time, I was still in the small woods, and I and Bai Xue were playing with each other.

How happy and sweet...

But since he got on this ship, he has been unable to sleep for several nights. This feeling is like... a person has been trapped under Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years.

And his hands are still outside the mountain.

Woohoo, how many ways can you write the word "fennel"?

"Master Pinocchio?"

"Huh?" Pinocchio turned around impatiently and saw the crew waiting for him to speak, so he knew that he was lost in thought again. I don’t know if the wood is burred, but he’s been distracted easily lately.

"I have to suggest that the captain hires a carpenter to come on board. He doesn't have to repair the ship. I can just repair it every day."

"Look for another bamboo craftsman. I heard that bamboo has a fragrance. If the parts in my body are replaced by bamboo, can I become a man who is born with his own fragrance... The fragrance of flowers attracts butterflies, and I attract flowers."

"No, no, although Huahua is cute, I am only loyal to Bai Xue."...

Another few minutes passed.

Crew members, you look at me, I look at you, no one dares to disturb him again.

They sneaked into the corner and formed a circle again. This time they did not forget to tie the little fat man's mouth with a piece of cloth, and then they started talking.

"It seems that you were lucky enough to survive this time, which is 50% of what you did in that life."

"That's right, what a lucky fluke."

The senior veteran breathed a sigh of relief. He didn't expect that he had survived the danger of "Article 6". It was really unbelievable.

As a senior veteran of the Duipi Studio, he is well aware of the horror of a creature like "Pi", which is terrifying enough to destroy the world. It can be said that all the princes are angry and the world is destroyed.

Every item in the matching manual was explored by them at the risk of their lives.

Article 6 has put a lot of effort into it.

"Did you notice anything different?"

"what do you mean?"

"That's right, Article 50 is not rigorous, and the probability of life and death is not % each. We can find ways to increase the probability of life infinitely." The senior veteran had just escaped from death, and he began to sum up his experience non-stop. This is The spirit of passing on from generation to generation.

Although the veteran is not very old, he has a big dream.

That is to let everyone understand and become familiar with the creature "pi". Although he is dangerous, he is not a scourge.

As long as the correct rules are found, even ordinary people can live happily with him.

This is the core purpose of Duipi Studio!

"I just discovered something. If someone triggers Article 6 and there is a third party present...

We can use diversion methods to help reduce the horse's anger, which can greatly increase the probability of survival.

I named this discovery: The First Law of Matching! "