Football: Banned for life, forced to travel to Europe

There is an old saying in China, "Sun monkey jumps out of the water curtain hole - the best show is yet to come."

This game also has a bit of that meaning.

After the Porto players lost their fighting spirit, Chelsea, who fought with ten men, pressed out.

Now that they have the chance to win, of course they have to help make a wish and score goals together.

"Make a wish, a long shot! Unfortunately, the long shot made by Casemiro was blocked by Casemiro's leg and flew out of the bottom line."

"Chelsea's corner kick, although the players who made a wish and met the Porto team in the Portuguese Super League have almost gone, but they are still very nervous. They know that this is the most threatening moment for making a wish."

"Ha! Wishing is no longer playing. He stood directly at the back, with Maicon and Martinsindi standing beside him. Everyone knows that this corner will definitely find Wishing."

"Make a wish, take off, what a pity! Cesc Fabregas's corner kick was a bit low, and it was cleared by Maicon in advance, what a pity."

"Azar's cross, Wishing jumped up to compete for the top, and he won again! In terms of headers, Wishing is well-deserved first. I think there is no doubt about it. Even his teammate Didier Drogba has to bow down. .”

"It's a pity that the wishing header went slightly wide and Porto escaped."

"Chelsea's attack, the football passed to Wish again, he leaned against Maicon, is he going to turn around and volley? This is his specialty. No, it's extraordinary! Wish turned around and passed Maicon, and shot! It's a pity! , missed the shot. The state of making a wish today looks really good..."

Next, the commentators from various countries kept repeating the words "wish" and "pity", as if they were not commenting on the quarter-finals of the Champions League, but were commenting on a wish-making personal show.

But no one thinks there is a problem. In addition to the wishing fans, other people who eat melons also hope that wishing can continue to score goals.

One-sided crushing is completely meaningless, just like this season's battle for the top scorer in the Premier League, Wish has already led Aguero by seven goals, just like this season's Premier League champion, basically lost suspense, and there is no last match The season is so exciting.

Messi completed a hat-trick a day ago, and now the people who eat melons hope to make a wish to score a few more goals in this game, so that evenly matched competitions are interesting.

Of course, the fans of Barcelona and Messi definitely don't want this. They hope that the Porto players will explode, score four goals in a row, and eliminate Chelsea, so that they can be done once and for all...

No matter how bad it is, the game is over now, so that the wish can no longer be scored. Messi leads by four goals, which is relatively stable.

But as the Great Demon King, making a wish is of course responsible for spoiling the fun.

In the No.708 minute of the game, which is 15 minutes after wishing for the second goal, Chelsea's attack came again.

This time, it was a side pass tactic of one force and ten games. Felipe Luis made a pass from the left, and Wishing followed up in the middle. He got stuck in front of Maicon, overwhelmed Martinsindi, and headed the ball. , broke through Fabiano's ten fingers for the third time.

"I couldn't believe my eyes... Yes, the football flew into Porto's goal again, and I still made a wish! Chelsea overtook Porto 3-2 in the away game. But it doesn't matter, the game has already been determined. Compared to the hat-trick of wishing, it's nothing!"

"After Messi's hat-trick, the wish's response is also a hat-trick."

"Haha! Look at the celebration of making a wish. He clenched his fist with his left hand and raised his right index finger high. This is not a special ceremony, but the meaning of eleven. The wish is telling us that he scored eleven goals in the Champions League. It took just four games."

"Hey, it shouldn't be accurate to say that. The fourth game of wishing is not over yet. Maybe he can score again?"

Zhang Hehe's words made Poet He's eyes brighten, "You mean, big four?"

"Of course, Wishing is fully capable of this. Don't forget that in his first game back, he won five yuan alone!"

Wishing did not disappoint Zhang Heihe, and 10 minutes after he completed his hat-trick, he scored again.

This time it was not a header, but a powerful long shot.

Wishing tried several long-range shots in this game, either too straight or too far, this time he finally seized the opportunity and blasted the ball directly into the dead corner.

Wishing to know that [Strength] played a role, because his kick kicked the goal...

But who cares about this at this time, make a wish with a fist with your left hand and bee with your right hand, celebrating the goal.

He is also very happy, didn't Messi complete the hat trick?That old man's poker tricks are even more powerful.

The commentator is also bragging about making a wish, he is indeed worthy of bragging, no matter who can score four goals under such circumstances, it is worthy of bragging.

"Ah ah ah ah ah……"

No matter which country the fans are from, the first thing they hear is the meaningless roar of the commentator.

After they finished shouting in one breath, someone shouted first, "Poker trick! Xu has completed a poker trick! This is really incredible!"

"No.12 goals in the Champions League! Average hat-trick! It was still done in the knockout round of the Champions League!"

Poet He suppressed the tears that were about to burst into his eyes, "Now the difference between Wishing and Messi is only two goals! We watched him catch up from eight goals to two goals... It's amazing! I Thinking about this season's Champions League knockout round, it may be the craziest one I have ever seen... This is a wish, he is our Huaxia player!"

"Gan!"

"It's so awesome!"

"WTF!"

……

"Fuck!"

"Shit!"

"@#￥%...*"

This is when Wishing scored the fourth goal, the wishing fans sighed and Messi fans scolded.

At this moment, many fans dropped anything they could drop, including mobile phones.

The fans who made the wish were naturally happy for him, and besides the anger of Messi's fans, many people felt a little fear. Could it be that this Huaxia kid can really catch up with Messi with six games less?

After conceding the goal for the fourth time, the boos from the Dragon Stadium disappeared, and there was a silence for a while. Porto fans stood up from their seats and clapped their hands. After a while, the entire Dragon Stadium burst into deafening applause.

As enemies, Porto fans are applauding for making a wish!

Although just a few years ago, their team was defeated again and again by Benfica, where Wishing is located, and even though their team was defeated by Wishing alone at home this season and lost the chance to advance to the semi-finals of the Champions League, they still will. Applause dedicated to their enemies.

The wishing poker trick not only conquered Chelsea and his fans, but also conquered the fans of Porto, and conquered the Dragon Stadium.

This is not difficult to understand. In fact, if any player can complete the feat of averaging hat-tricks in the knockout round of the Champions League, he is worthy of winning the praise and applause of the enemy.