Football: Banned for life, forced to travel to Europe

The on-site director pointed the camera at the auditorium and increased the volume of the original sound. Almost all the fans heard the applause of the Porto fans immediately.

Poet He was very excited. At this moment, he felt extremely proud, "Listen to it, and make a wish to conquer the Porto fans."

Of course, making a wish not only conquered the Porto fans, for the remaining ten minutes of the game, all the commentators were singing his praises.

"Mourinho once said that in terms of scoring ability alone, making a wish is better than Messi. At that time, many people laughed at him. But now we have to admit that what Mourinho said makes sense. Wishing to play in four games Scored [-] goals, averaging [-] goals per game; Messi scored [-] goals in [-] games, averaging [-] goals per game, and his efficiency was more than doubled. Even if the last substitute game in the wishing group stage is included, he The average goal per game is [-] goals, one goal more than Messi..."

The one who can boast like this is of course Chelsea's commentator, but his words have been recognized by many fans.

Even the Argentine commentator admitted the ability to make a wish, "As an Argentine, I certainly hope that Messi can get the top scorer, but I must also admit that Xu is indeed very good. His scoring efficiency is amazing. marvel..."

Of course, the commentator in the Catalonia area is still stubborn, "Messi is still leading now, and he is facing Bayern Munich. Unlikely, he is facing Shakhtar Donetsk and Porto..."

The poker trick of making a wish rewritten the score to 2 to 4, and the following game was completely reduced to garbage time.

In fact, it is not accurate to say that. From the moment the first goal was scored in the first half of the game, the rest of the game time has been reduced to garbage time.

But wishing is still pursuing goals.

But until the end of the game, he did not score again.

This made everyone breathe a sigh of relief. It would be terrible if five sons were admitted in two out of four games, and it is worth studying in slices...

"The game is over! Chelsea defeated Porto 2-4 away and advanced to the semi-finals with a total score of 7-2. Let us congratulate Chelsea, let us congratulate and make a wish, and we can see him in the next two games Yes, as a China fan, I hope it will be three games."

Poet He's meaning is obvious. He hopes that Chelsea can enter the Champions League final and surpass Messi in the scorer list.

As for making a wish, he was blocked in the mixed zone by the reporters again.

"I said that if I want to win the top scorer, I will win it. Now you believe it?"

"But Messi is still leading now..."

Wishing shrugged, "Yesterday you said he was six goals ahead of me. I have no chance at all. Now? Only two goals left."

"By the way, ask Jarvis for me, are you scared? Hahahaha."

After finishing speaking, he made a wish and stopped answering questions. He laughed and walked into the player tunnel.

The next day, the front-page headlines of various sports newspapers were the duel between Wish and Messi. You have a hat-trick, and I have a poker trick. There is nothing more exciting than this.

All kinds of shocking headlines emerged one after another, such as "Mourinho: Xu is better than Messi", "Wish: Messi? I don't pay attention to it at all" and the like, which are more ruthless than UC.

The most ruthless is the Chinese media, which has already begun to give Wishing the title of the king of the ball...

Of course, someone also interviewed Messi and Jarvis, who bet 50 euros with Wish.

Messi refused to talk about making a wish, he only said, "We are not friends and will not be friends. I am in the lead and I don't want to talk about other people."

Jarvis is still stubborn, "I still insist on my point of view, Messi is better than Xu, and the opponents they face are not in the same class. Bet? I will definitely win."

But in Jarvis's heart, he was already panicked. He really didn't expect that under such great pressure, he could still score four goals in a game under such great pressure. If he lost, Jarvis would not dare think about it...

Just as depressed as Jarvis was Cristiano Ronaldo. Real Madrid beat rivals Atletico Madrid 1-0 at home. Ronaldo scored the only goal of the game.

While helping the team advance to the semi-finals, he also increased his personal goals in the Champions League this season to eleven goals, only one goal behind Wishing and three goals behind Messi.

This kind of performance is not too much to say that it will help the building to turn the tide and turn the tide. Ronaldo can be said to have helped Ancelotti survive by himself...

But in the newspapers, there is basically no news about Ronaldo. Even if he is mentioned, it is only a few words, not the headlines at all. The newspapers are full of wishes and Messi!

This made Ronaldo very angry. He is a world-class star. He also played in the quarter-finals of the Champions League and won the same city rival. But now the media doesn't mention him. What's the matter?

He can't wait to confront Wishing directly. He wants to let the media see who is stronger.

Platini was like a roundworm in Ronaldo's stomach. In the next semi-final draw, Real Madrid and Chelsea were drawn together.

Of course Platini didn't want to satisfy Ronaldo. Mourinho returned to the Bernabeu and made a wish to help the team beat Real Madrid by himself when he was in Rome. This is all a gimmick.

Of course, the contest between Wishing and Ronaldo is also a gimmick.

As for Barcelona, ​​they drew Juventus.

Last summer, Conte chose to resign on the first day of summer training because he was dissatisfied with the high-level transfer strategy of Juventus, and went to work as the head coach of the Italian national team, which fits his nickname of Kong Erfool.

In all fairness, Juventus really can't satisfy Conte's request for signings. He wants to buy Sanchez and Cuadrado. These two players are good fools, but none of them are cheap, at least 4000 million euros, without discount.

You think it's expensive and I think it's too expensive...

Juventus doesn't have the financial resources at all. It can't be said that Juventus, it should be that the entire Serie A doesn't have the financial resources.

Juventus's bid king this season is Morata, who bought from Real Madrid with a buyback clause. It cost them 2000 million euros, and it almost became the Serie A bid king.

The king of Serie A is Iturbe, who Roma bought from Porto for 2200 million euros.If Porto still had Iturbe, they wouldn't have been kicked so badly by Chelsea.

Of course, anyone with a discerning eye knows why Conte left Juventus. The disadvantage of signing is only one aspect. On the other hand, because of the match-fixing incident that year, Juventus failed to protect Conte and banned him for more than half a year...

However, Conte's departure also indirectly helped Juventus. They signed AC Milan coach Allegri within 72 hours of Conte's departure.

The arrival of Allegri can be regarded as leading Juventus to make a breakthrough in the Champions League, not only breaking into the semi-finals, but also having the opportunity to go further.

The results of the Serie A league have not fallen behind. Now that Serie A has played 31 rounds, Juventus has already led the No.2 Roma by [-] points, and the championship is basically stable.

You must know that Conte has played in the Champions League for two years during his three years at Juventus.

It is worth mentioning that Conte was suspended for the match-fixing incident in the quarterfinals, and he was the first in the group brought out by the assistant coach...

But wishing and Chelsea have no time to pay attention to the Champions League now, they have to win the league championship first.