Warhammer wizard at Hogwarts

Even with strong objections from Leon, Ohm still made a bowl of instant noodles himself and placed it in front of 014-Mortarion who was watching "World Virus Encyclopedia".

He smiled and said: "Come on, son! Try your father's and my craftsmanship!"

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Mortarion put down the heavy book in his hand, opened the lid of the instant noodles with his fingers, smelled the smell inside, and asked with confusion: "Father, is this a new virus weapon disguised as a non-staple food?"

"How are you talking?!" 006-Leman Russ shouted from a distance: "This is our father's hard work, why don't you try it quickly, Fourteenth!"

"It's okay to try, but..." Mortarion stirred the dough in the paper bowl with a plastic fork, and his white eyes fell on his brothers, "Why are you hiding so far away?"

Standing behind Dorn's bunker made of tables and chairs, Leon coughed lightly, and a smile appeared on his old-fashioned face. He waved to Magnus to release the psychic barrier: "Just to come later. It’s just lunch time to get ready, no big deal.”

Fulgrim clasped his hands around his mouth and said loudly: "Don't worry, Mortarion, everything will be fine!"

Curze jumped down from the ceiling and said to Corax with a sinister smile: "It seems that someone is going to be in bad luck..."

"Although I'm glad I'm not here to taste my father's craftsmanship, Curze," Corax's black eyes rolled upward, "it's not fun to laugh at others."

"I will pray for you, brother." Luojia drew a symbol of the state religion on his chest and lowered his head piously.

Sanguinius began to shout: "Be brave, Mortarion! What are you afraid of when your father is here?"

"A group of psychopaths."

Mortarion let out a disdainful sneer, directly picked up a bunch of noodles and put it into his mouth. While sucking it, he said with the sound machine: "Both the smell and the test readings are extremely normal. It's just a box of ordinary instant noodles." , I really don’t know if you are more vigilant——”

His voice suddenly paused, and he didn't even bite off the noodles in his mouth. He just sat there upright, as if looking at the mythical Medusa, and instantly turned into a stone statue.

"How about it?"

Ohm asked expectantly: "I made it strictly according to the instructions on the instant noodles package. There is nothing wrong with the seasoning package and vegetable package. I just poured hot water into it. The taste should be no different from ordinary instant noodles." Bar?"

silence.

There was a deafening silence.

Suddenly, Mortarion moved, sucked all the noodles in his mouth, and said with a normal expression: "Indeed, it just tastes like ordinary instant noodles. I really can't understand why these idiots are so nervous."

As soon as he said this, Orm smiled with satisfaction. Leon in the distance also let out a long breath. Dorn's tense and dignified expression also relaxed a lot. Sanguinius sighed in disappointment. He quite expected his brother to be unlucky.

"Isn't this wrong?!"

Leman Russ raised his eyebrows, and suddenly jumped out from behind the bunker. He snatched the paper bowl from Mortarion's hand, rolled up the curled noodles with a fork and stuffed it into his mouth: "Is Uncle Rakad? Are you lying to me? My father’s craftsmanship that tastes so bad that it’s even worse than shit is actually defeated by instant noodles—yikes!!!!”

The loud sound of vomiting echoed under the dome of the church. Leman Russ directly mixed the noodles in his mouth with the engine oil in his body and sprayed it out, leaving a heroic radiation trace on the ground.

What an indescribable feeling this is!It's as if hangover vomit is mixed with half-rotten shark meat, or as if maggots in a manure pit are juiced and mixed with fermented frog urine. It's like inserting a poisoned chainsword into the throat. There is no language in this world that can express the pain and disgust!

Every metal joint in Riemann's body made a rusty creaking sound. He was like a sick wolf with his lumbar spine broken. He knelt down weakly on the ground and pointed weakly at Mota. Li An's nose: "Old Fourteen, you are plotting against me!!!"

Mortarion spat out the noodles wrapped in psychic energy with a sneer: "Your extremely exaggerated reaction made me remain most vigilant when eating. I think this is the only way to make you want to Guys who laugh at people’s jokes have a long memory!”

Riemann gritted his teeth and said, "Did you do this on purpose or accidentally?"

014 raised his face confidently: "I was careless on purpose!"

"Ah!!! I'll kill you!!!"

A burst of strength appeared from nowhere, and Riemann managed to get up from the ground and threw Mortarion out.

The two sides struggled skilllessly on the church floor. Riemann tried to pick up noodles from his vomit and stuffed them into Mortarion's mouth. Mortarion tried desperately to hit the mad dog with his elbow joint. bridge of nose.

Vulgan tried to break up the fight and shouted "Don't fight anymore", but he couldn't get close because of the vomit flying everywhere.

Perturabo and Curze kept giving advice to the two sides in the fight, and then Horus punched them in the head, covered their heads and fell silent.

Sanguinius immediately rose into the air and away from the battlefield, squatting on the raised stone sculpture on the edge of the dome, watching his brother beat each other with relish.

Fulgrim jumped to avoid the splashing engine oil, and just turned around to let Krasko take him up to the sky, but found that the Raven Lord had disappeared without knowing it.

This huge movement attracted the three guys playing cards in the foyer. Fenrir gently opened the door a crack with his claws, his huge golden eyes filled with joy of watching the excitement.

Lance Sanks, who was holding Wright, was quietly cheering for both sides of the fight, as if he was worried that the world would not be in chaos.

Wright yawned boredly and looked at the chaos in the hall with disdain. After all, he was a cat, and it was reasonable for cats to despise everything.

In the midst of a flurry of excitement, Donn patted Ohm's shoulder comfortingly and said, "Look on the bright side, father, you just created a poison that will never be found out. From now on, when we entertain foreign guests, we will poison those who try to offend the majesty of the empire without any trace."

"…Although your comfort hurts me more, thank you, Dawn."

Ohm let out a long sigh, knocked on the table hard, and raised his voice and said: "Children, be quiet, I have an announcement!"

All the sounds in the entire lobby disappeared instantly. Everyone came from their respective positions and stood in a row in front of Ohm. Even Riemann and Mortarion, who wanted to break each other's necks, could only stand in front of Ohm at this moment. They stood up while glaring at each other and stood at both ends of the line.

Om stood up, looked across the faces of his heirs, and stayed for a while in the vomit on the ground. He raised his hands and shouted: "I declare! From today on, I will give up all efforts in cooking. If I continue to I’m the world’s biggest idiot when it comes to anything to do with cooking!”

In the light of psychic energy, a scene suddenly flashed before Sanguinius' eyes. He said quickly: "Father, there is no need to swear in such a hurry. If -" "—Ohm! Come to the kitchen right away. Come!"

Marlenia's annoyed voice came from the direction of the kitchen: "Come over and see what damn specialties your wife brought back from the Amazon rainforest! How come this green mushroom is still moving!"