Warhammer wizard at Hogwarts

Seeing the dull expression on his father's face, Sanguinius shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands helplessly: "I have already tried to remind you..."

"Sigh... It seems that I have to be the biggest idiot in the world." Ohm smiled nonchalantly, turned to look at the messy scene around him, and said to his sons, "You two, please clean up the floor together. Clean it up, put all the tables and chairs back to their original positions, and I'll go see what's going on in the kitchen. Lance!"

Upon hearing the call, Lance Sanks jumped out from behind the door. Her beautiful big eyes playfully looked at her brothers who were standing still like wooden stakes, and she responded crisply: "Here you are, Dad!"

Ohm took off the ring that was transformed into the Spear of the Sun from his hand and placed it in the palm of his daughter's hand: "Keep an eye on them for me. If they don't work well or start fighting again, use this Something slapped their asses hard.”

"okay!"

Lance Sanks agreed very simply, but his molten gold pupils were flashing with a sinister light. He was obviously thinking about how to persuade his brothers to fight again, so that she could also experience the feeling of teaching someone a lesson. .

He winked at Leon and Horus, signaling them to take care of everything in the hall.Ohm walked through the hall alone, passing by the walls hung with weapons, and rubbed Lani's head while his eyes rested on the cavalry Terminator that had been dismantled to only the servo skeleton.

This iron cavalry terminator, and its counterparts that could arm an entire company, suddenly appeared in the warehouse of Rodel Church at midnight on December 12th.

Similar production techniques, similar production materials, similar combat effectiveness and defense capabilities.

This Iron Cavalry Terminator, which has been stripped down to its skeleton, is exactly the same as every Terminator that comes off the assembly line of the Empire Factory. From the inside to the outside, every part and every detail is exactly the same.

The only difference is that there is no machine soul in this iron cavalry terminator.

You know, all the mechanical creations of the Aquila Empire, from the Punisher Titan to the mortal version of the Bolt Pistol, all have mechanical souls in them, which are directly connected to Ohm's subspace projection.

Even if the body is destroyed, the machine soul will return to Ohm's projection protection as soon as possible. It will not leave reluctantly until a new body is created, re-enter the mechanical body, and continue to walk in the real world. middle.

In other words, none of the cavalry terminators in this company are products of the Skyhawk Empire!

Ohm brought these inorganic-soul "vegetatives" into the subspace in the first nanosecond they appeared, repeatedly dismantled and studied them countless times, and finally discovered -

It's really just an ordinary iron cavalry type terminator.

So, Ohm came to the conclusion:

These Terminator Armors were a Christmas gift given to him by the Emperor who had cycled the universe 39 times.

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On Mars, a certain metal skeleton who was diligently developing and building a base suddenly covered his heart.

"What's going on? Why do I feel like my good intentions have been betrayed even though I have no internal organs?"

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Pushing open the kitchen door, the moment Ohm heard the roar of the fire, he saw a sharp kitchen knife flying towards the soles of his feet!

He quickly raised his feet and inserted the kitchen knife into the stone paved floor with a thud, the handle of the knife vibrating in the air.

"Oh, it's you, I thought it was an escaped fart."

Marlenia, who had undergone the transformation surgery, tilted her head to listen to the movement in the air. She squeezed her palms wearing brass gauntlets together and squeezed a struggling green creature into squirming pieces.

But at the same time, a group of dark spores exploded from the green corpse, spreading in the air like smoke.

Kura La, who was helping to chop the grunt with a bone chopping knife, screamed and hurriedly slapped away the spores stained on her clothes.

Once these raised spores are contaminated on the ingredients in the kitchen, they will immediately take root and spread at a speed visible to the naked eye like slime mold, trying to grow a new fart.

"Burning fire!"

Thin pillars of fire erupted from Blaze's wand, burning a piece of prime beef tenderloin into pitch black charcoal.

Several other messiahs followed suit and used flames to eradicate the effects of the spores. The entire kitchen was filled with jets of flames and black smoke.

Germann ran around with a bucket to put out fires, Larcade held his beloved assorted fruit pie tightly in his arms, Goff stood on the stove and fired spells at every exposed fart, and Lawrence, who was afraid of fire, The whole person huddled in the corner, and Cosmos, who already had dark skin, became invisible in the smoke.

The Punisher hugged Little Cry and the machine spirit of Blackstone Fortress floating on the ceiling. They were helpless in the kitchen that was divided by heroes. The only "adult" present, Fiorina, was diving headfirst into the ceiling at the moment. In the fireplace, he kept fumbling for something.

"Merlin's lace leg ring!" Ohm stared at the chaotic scene in the kitchen, "How could it be like this!"

Marlenia's gas stove burned the surface of her arm armor, and she tilted her head toward the fireplace. Although the winged brass helmet prevented Ohm from seeing the expression on her face, the meaning was already obvious—— Ask that guy!

With a "pop", Fiorina pulled herself out of the fireplace, her snow-white hair covered in soot, and she still held a struggling fart in her hand.

Faced with Ohm's question, Fiorina directly used magic power to burn the fart in her hand into a pile of fine white ash. She raised her hand and scratched the hair on the back of her head, with a cringe-worthy smile on her face: "Don't you like skulls? I was thinking about bringing you a green head as a Christmas gift, but I didn’t expect that the thing came to life as soon as I got home, and then..."

She used a magic spell to pull out the kitchen knife from Ohm's feet, washed it and put it back on the knife holder. She winked flatteringly and said, "I will definitely make sure that everything I bring back is absolutely dead!"

It looked like a puppy that had brought a bunch of scraps and garbage into the house and was wagging its tail to beg for forgiveness.

"..."

Psychic energy expanded like a wave, and Ohm plowed the entire city of London back and forth several times with invisible flames, ensuring that every spore was burned away.

The light in his eyes extinguished, Ohm suppressed the anger welling up in his heart, and said to Fiorina in a low voice: "f.f., I'm glad you can prepare a gift for me, but you can't throw something with an unknown life form into your life at will. Take it with you! Let alone take it directly to the territory of the empire. If those spores spread, you may cause an irreparable disaster! Where is the head? "

As if in answer to Ohm's words, the oven in the kitchen dinged, automatically opened the hatch of the baking room, and slowly pushed out the contents under the gaze of everyone.

It was a green, ferocious, ugly, fanged, green-skinned head with a steel plate on its skull!

At this moment, its surface has a slightly golden color, and it even looks a little bit charred and crispy. The smell of roasted mushrooms fills the air, and it actually makes people a little appetizing!

The corners of Ohm's eyes twitched slightly, which was just a precursor to his mysophobia.

He moved his gaze away from the head inch by inch, staring at the gray-haired dumpling's head that wanted to shrink into his shoulders without blinking: "You put this thing into our oven? "

"There were farts everywhere, and the oven door happened to be open, so I just..." Fiorina mumbled, not even daring to look up into Ohm's eyes. She just raised her hands and held her head, "Don't hit your head!"

"Hit you? No! I will give you a more cruel punishment!"

Ohm said with a cold face: "After the Christmas vacation, you go to the logistics department to press the magazines for me. You will work eighteen hours a day for a full month!"

This time, Fiorina really almost caused a huge disaster. Even though she was the partner he decided to spend his whole life with, Ohm still felt a burst of anger from the bottom of his heart.

Fiorina also knew that she had made a mistake. She changed her usual careless demeanor and lowered her head submissively: "I know... I'm sorry, Ohm..."

Hearing her attitude, Marlenia softened her heart first, turned her face in the direction of her brother, and nodded slightly.

It means: Since the losses have been controlled in time, the lesson can be learned here.

With a sigh, Ohm raised his hand to brush away the ashes from Fiorina's hair, hugged this little guy who had good intentions and did bad things, and said softly: "You are right, f·f, I do like you very much. The green-skinned head I brought back will become the most distinctive one in my skull collection."

Before he finished speaking, Ohm could feel that the clothes on his chest were wet with some kind of warm liquid.

Fiorina, crying.

She was not crying because she felt wronged by being punished, but because she was scared because she almost caused disaster in Ohm's most precious empire.

Fiorina knew very well that if the green skin spread to the empire through her hands and developed into a large-scale army, then she would not be able to atone for her sins even if she shot herself on the spot.

Even though Ohm chose to forgive her, she still couldn't forgive herself after being frightened. This internal and external emotion overwhelmed her psychological defense, making this tough and open-minded woman unable to help but shed tears.

Marlenia keenly caught Fiorina's inaudible sobs and began to invite her younger brothers and sisters to go out and arrange the dining table, leaving her private space to her brother and sister-in-law, as well as a ripe heart. Green-skinned dead head.

As the kitchen door closed, Ohm held up Fiorina's cheeks, wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes with his thumbs, softened his tone and said, "Fool, do you still think you are a little girl who can act nonsense?" ? As my partner and wife, you must be polite in everything you say and do, and you must think more about the consequences of doing things. I know you can do it, right? "

"Yeah." Fiorina sniffed and hugged Om's waist tightly with her arms, as if she would never let go in this life.

Feeling the helplessness and attachment displayed by the girl in his arms at this moment, Ohm gently stroked her back and wrapped her up with the greatest tenderness he could show.

As for those greenskins in the Amazon rainforest... I have to find time to strangle them all!

Suddenly, a burst of emerald green flames burst out from the kitchen fireplace. Aaron emerged from the flames spinning, and while getting out of the fireplace, he shouted excitedly: "Boss Ohm, look what I brought you." Good thing, a head with horns—"

Seeing his brother who was clearly enjoying the world between them, and under the gazes of Ohm and Fiorina, Aaron couldn't speak any more.

He shrank back into the fireplace and murmured in a low voice: "Maybe I came at the wrong time..."