After traveling for eight years, you said that I am a villain?Panic

"Why don't you come? Blind date? What kind of date is a real man?"

Wang Moyi was blowing the cool November wind, looking anxiously at Fruit 11 with a cracked outer screen.

"It's already 6 o'clock in the evening, what Confucius said is right, beautiful women affect the speed of my sword drawing."

"Oh, and poses."

Jumping, Wang Moyi stretched his neck and looked at the gate of the park.

Wang Moyi, an orphan.Today's girl was introduced to him by his wife.

From the age of 18, Wang Moyi started working for the proprietress.

The work is not tall, but it is full of color and fragrance.

Yes, he is a prick.

"Hey, do I still need a blind date? Really, if you divorce your husband who is proficient in eating, drinking, xing and gambling, then I can get a promotion?"

"Well, that's right, he was promoted from Dunzi to Guan Dunzi."

Wang Moyi began to associate freely.

It's not that he's daring, it's because he likes to watch Three Kingdoms the most.

It has won the strength of Jian'an and the true inheritance of Wei Wu's legacy.

"Don't blame me, just blame her, who made her grow up makes my heart skip a beat."

Wang Moyi felt more and more cold, so he squatted down and hugged his calf.

"I knew I would go to the Internet cafe and wait for her, and there would be an air conditioner."

Wang Moyi, at first, planned to find a warm place.

But he suddenly thought of a problem.

Big problem.

He told the proprietress that he likes plump ones. [Like her! 】

What if the girl grows too plump?

So, for the two of us not to be embarrassed, blowing a cool breeze outside is not too much, right?

It's a big deal, one shoot and two break up, each go home, each find their own mother.

Oh, no, he went home to find the proprietress.

"Fuck, it's 6:5. I'm 5 minutes late."

Wang Moyi couldn't take it anymore, and turned on Douyin.

quickly,

I was addicted to the whiteness and couldn't extricate myself.

"Hello. Are you Wang Moyi?"

Suddenly a pleasant voice sounded.

Slip~~~~~~

Wang Mo was excited one by one, squatting on the ground, raised his head like a golden retriever, and said subconsciously.

"xi~~~ so white, ah, I am, yes. Oh? Huh???"

Wang Moyi was shocked.

This is so pretty, right?

Standard plump pear-shaped figure, tender baby fat face, flushed by the cool wind.

Due to the angle, Wang Moyi seemed to be able to see a trace of crystal under the beauty's nose.

This girl is fine, the proprietress is awesome, she knows his hobbies.

I didn't introduce plump plus to him, but just good s.

"Miss Boss, I'm sorry, I'm a scumbag, I'm moving on."

Wang Moyi put on a charming smile, raised his head, and prepared to stand up.

In the eyes of the ps girl [Is this person a fool?Squatting on the ground, like a b+b, yes, he is a fool when he laughs, vomit~~~ and snot. 】

Wang Moyi's heart was moving [This girl is too pretty, even a runny nose looks so spicy, I sneezed, willing to swallow it, there is a sweet smell in the air. 】

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Just when I exerted myself hard, my legs went numb.

then,

Kneel down.

He knelt down in front of the girl.

He actually knelt down in front of the girl at the gate of the park where people were coming and going!

girl:? ? ?

Wang Moyi:? ? ?

【where am I?What am I doing?I? ? ? 】

In a hurry, Wang Moyi couldn't get up at all, and silently stretched out a pair of red hands.

"I saw that your shoelace is loose, let me tie it for you."

girl:? ? ?

She watched in shock as Wang Moyi untied her right shoelace, and then tied it slowly.

30 seconds passed~~~~

Wang Moyi silently untied the shoelace of her left foot, and then tied it carefully.

puff~~~~~

The girl smiled prettily.

"Goose~~Goose~~~Goose~~~ You are so funny, are your legs numb?"

Wang Moyi stood up slowly, and looked at the charming girl with wide eyes.

[What the hell, I am willing to break two of my ribs and make soup for her! ! ! 】

Then Wang Moyi said deeply:

"The song sings to the sky. The white hair floats in the green water, and the red palm touches the clear waves. The girl is wearing a white down jacket, really like a beautiful swan."

The girl's laughter stopped abruptly, and there was silence for two seconds.

then.

"Ha~haha~~~hahahaha~~"

I laughed for a full 10 seconds,

"You are so funny, unlike my dead girlfriends who always say I laugh like a goose."

"Unexpectedly~~~Unexpectedly~~ No way, don't talk, my stomach hurts from laughing~~hahahaha~~~goose~~goose~~~goose~~~"

It lasted for a full 2 ​​minutes goose goose goose. ~~

Grandparents passing by.

"This young man~ has energy. Can laugh for so long~ The young man has a future."

Wang Mo wiped his sweat in his heart,

"As witty as I am, I am invincible. What I said is right. If you want to win a woman, you must make her happy. That's it!"

"Well, it's what I said."

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The girl smiled and said:

"Hi, my name is Li Chuxue, just call me Xiaoxue!"

"Huh? You forgot one thing!"

Wang Moyi said seriously.

Li Chuxue:? ? ?

"What's the matter?"

"You didn't reach out to shake my hand!"

Wang Mo sighed!

Li Chuxue: Huh? ? ?

Then he touched his forehead!

Reluctantly stretched out her snow-white, slippery, tender right hand.

"Hi, my name is Li Chuxue!"

Wang Moyi sighed in pain:

"I'm not good, you know my name!"

Li Chuxue:? ? ?

Wang Moyi continued to perform.

"Because I was fine with everything before, but after meeting you, I lost one thing!"

Li Chuxue:? ? ?

"what??"

Wang Moyi suddenly looked at Li Chuxue seriously.

"After seeing you, my heart is lost, and it's with you!!!"

Li Chuxue was stunned, Li Chuxue was stunned.

"You, you, be serious, okay?"

Wang Moyi looked at Li Chuxue in pain again.

Li Chuxue:? ? ? "what happened again?"

This time Wang Moyi was really in pain.

Because of the cold wind blowing too much, his stomach hurts.

It seems to have swallowed Monkey King.

Wang Moyi said awkwardly.

"That, that, I want to go to the bathroom, the cold wind blows too much just now."

Li Chuxue: "Ah, oh. Then you go. I'll wait for you here, there is a public toilet over there."

Wang Mo nodded and hurried away, 2 seconds later.

Turn around and come back, looking at Li Chuxue.

Li Chuxue was full of doubts: "What's wrong?"

Wang Mo's stomach turned upside down, as if cut by a knife, and he was also flatulent.

【No, I can't bet it's a fart, I can't afford to lose! ! ! 】

Wang Moyi was sweating profusely.

"Well, do you have any paper?"

Li Chuxue: "Ah, I have."

He hurriedly opened the bag he was carrying with him, and grabbed a beautiful packaging bag.

"Thanks!"

As soon as Wang Mo couldn't wait anymore, he grabbed it and ran away!

In the blink of an eye, it's gone! ! !

Li Chuxue:? ? ?

Immediately, I took another pack of "Hearts to Hearts" from the bag.

Messy in the cool November wind! ! !