After traveling for eight years, you said that I am a villain?Panic
Chapter 2 The toilet exploded
Li Chuxue fell into deep thought as she looked at the "Between Hearts" in her hand.
Immediately blushed!
Wang Moyi [Damn, your sister, who the hell built the toilet so far away?Bad review! ! 】
[Isn’t the park entrance very nice?Feng Shui is good and attractive! ! ! 】
Finally, finally.
When Wang Moyi's aura of grandeur was about to surge out.
The air is filled with traces, wisps, faint,,,, stench.
【It's here, it's here, hey, why is the light dark?Damn, bad reviews! ! 】
In desperation, he turned on the flashlight with his right hand, and untied his belt with his left hand.
The first pit.
full
You read that right, it's really full.
Wang Mo was furious, "Who the hell has such a big belly? Can't even fit a hole?"
second room.
"Ugh~~Ugh~~~"
Wang Mo retched for a while.
The pain in his stomach made him weak, and the harsh environment made him crazy.
"Who the fuck can squirt? Or thin?"
"Does your fucking asshole grow on your waist? It sprays everywhere!!!"
In the urinal, it was a mess, and there were ink paintings everywhere, with a strange yellowish liquid.
Wang Moyi went numb on the spot, trembling all over.
then,
hand slipped,
Fruit 6, which has been with me for several years, fell into some kind of yellowing water, so that I could not die, and the camera was down.
The public toilet was plunged into darkness.
Wang Mo fell to the bottom of his heart.
The third room was also closed.
Wang Mo didn't care about it, even if it was full, he would admit it.
Out of sight out of mind. ! !
The sphincter is under stress it shouldn't be.
it~~
I can't stand it~
After taking off his pants, he estimated the position and prepared to release it accurately.
suddenly~~
A pair of cold hands supported Wang Moyi's warm buttocks.
Wang Moyi
It exploded on the spot.
It was numb on the spot.
The sphincter almost relaxes.
Wang Moyi,
Almost squirted.
[Yes, is there a ghost? 】
The body froze immediately.
Lively held back the surging desire.
Forcibly stopped the instinct of galloping horses.
"someone"
A deep voice sounded from under Wang Moyi's buttocks.
[Nani? 】
Wang Moyi almost sprayed again.
"Fuck, are you so sick?"
"Why the hell didn't you say anything just now?"
~~
Wang Mo's lungs exploded with anger.
I don't care about my own two swishes.
Curse. . .
"I don't care, I'm going to spray soon."
The deep voice sounded again, don't say it~
It's also quite magnetic.
"Brother, bear with me~"
~
~
"Fuck, is there still the king's law? Is there still the law?"
"I took off my pants, but you took them off,"
"I~~~"
Before the words fell, the sound of flushing water came from the fourth room.
Wang Moyi maintained a half-squat with his buttocks pouted.
The man in the darkness maintained a squatting posture.
"Brother, go!"
A deep magnetic voice sounded!
"Okay, brother!"
"Good friends, good friends!"
Wang Moyi walked silently to the fourth and last room.
suddenly~
hong hong hong
long long long
The fourth room seemed to be firing a cannon.
Vaguely, I seem to hear the buzzing of the glass on the window
xixixi~~~cicici
"Ah~~~ Cool~~" Wang Moyi felt that he was taking off, um~ yes.Soaring through the clouds~
"Brother, do you have a cigarette?"
Wang Moyi: "Yes, what's the matter?"
"Brother, your shit is so fucking smelly, have you eaten shit? I almost passed out. And the fucking movement is loud, like a rock."
Wang Moyi:? ? ?
"You fucking eat shit, doesn't your shit stink?"
"I have cigarettes, so I won't give them to you."
~
~
a few seconds later.
Wang Moyi: "Brother, do you have fire?"
The public toilet was quiet again for two seconds.
"Have."
~
Wang Moyi silently handed over a cigarette.
Two seconds later, a lighter was handed over from the next door.
"What are you doing here, brother?" Another voice followed.
Wang Moyi pondered for two seconds.
"shit!"
Big brother next door:? ? ?
"..."
"Brother can really joke, I'm here to take a shit too, my phone fell into the toilet, bored so chat?"
"What are you doing in the park?"
Wang Mo just remembered that there was a pear-shaped figure waiting for him outside.
"Blind date."
The big brother next door was shocked:
"Damn it, you ran out to shit on a blind date?"
Wang Moyi said softly:
"It's coming out, can I stop it?"
"What are you here for?"
Big brother next door:
"Have a meal!"
Wang Moyi:? ? ?
"(⊙o⊙) what?"
The big brother next door: "Well, I'm eating at the stall next door!"
Both of them realized that the conversation was a bit awkward.
Therefore,
There was silence for 2 minutes.
Wang Moyi took out the pack of toilet paper that Li Chuxue gave him.
【Huh?Why is this toilet paper so thick and yet so soft? 】
[Hey, high-end goods, the outer packaging is covered with the inner packaging. 】
【Huh?Why is there double-sided tape? 】
【Huh?Why is it so big? 】
As soon as Wang Mo realized that something was wrong, he asked the big brother next door to borrow the lighter again.
The little flame danced.
Wang Mo was dumbfounded.
The seven-dimensional space came into view.
silence for two seconds
Wang Moyi: "Brother, can you show me your toilet paper?"
There was five seconds of silence next door.
"I do not have."
~
~
Wang Moyi:? ? ?
"(⊙o⊙)What? You don't? Then how do you wipe it?"
A magnetic voice sounded,
"I'm waiting for you. Hello, can you buy a pack for me? It's 10 yuan."
quiet~~~
"20 bucks"
quiet~~~~
"Brother, you are too much, 50 lines?"
Be quiet for 10 seconds~
Wang Moyi: "Me neither."
~
~
Hey~~~~~
Two sighs sounded, the lingering sound lingered~
"But I have seven degrees of space."
Big brother next door:? ? ?
"Are you a brother or a sister? There is no light, it is dark, are you going the wrong way?"
Wang Moyi: "I'm a man."
The elder brother next door said helplessly:
"Give me a few yuan, ah, no, give me a few pieces, hey, that's not right, give me some."
The two stood up silently.They seem to be able to see each other's eyes in the dark.
To avoid embarrassment.
"Brother, I'll go first, goodbye, oh no, never see you again."
Wang Mo nodded, although he couldn't see it.
"Okay, never see you again."
After the burly figure walked out of the public toilet, Wang Moyi walked to the second room and looked at the slightly leaky floor.
"Farewell, Fruit 6, who has been with me for many years."
Then he threw the cigarette butt into the squatting pit coolly, to pay homage to his partner who was full of materials.
The cigarette butt fell to the ground, and the flames flickered.
Wang Moyi looked at the scene in front of him in shock.
Then a huge fire burst out.
The methane ignited and the toilet exploded.
Wang Moyi:
"Fuck, I was blown to death by shit? My Xue'er!!!"
Then fell into darkness.
~
~
outside,
The big brother next door who didn't go far,
Li Chuxue standing under the street lamp,
People who eat melons walking nearby.
Shocked to see the free flight not far away.
Li Chuxue seemed to hear a sentence.
"My Cher!!!"
Immediately blushed!
Wang Moyi [Damn, your sister, who the hell built the toilet so far away?Bad review! ! 】
[Isn’t the park entrance very nice?Feng Shui is good and attractive! ! ! 】
Finally, finally.
When Wang Moyi's aura of grandeur was about to surge out.
The air is filled with traces, wisps, faint,,,, stench.
【It's here, it's here, hey, why is the light dark?Damn, bad reviews! ! 】
In desperation, he turned on the flashlight with his right hand, and untied his belt with his left hand.
The first pit.
full
You read that right, it's really full.
Wang Mo was furious, "Who the hell has such a big belly? Can't even fit a hole?"
second room.
"Ugh~~Ugh~~~"
Wang Mo retched for a while.
The pain in his stomach made him weak, and the harsh environment made him crazy.
"Who the fuck can squirt? Or thin?"
"Does your fucking asshole grow on your waist? It sprays everywhere!!!"
In the urinal, it was a mess, and there were ink paintings everywhere, with a strange yellowish liquid.
Wang Moyi went numb on the spot, trembling all over.
then,
hand slipped,
Fruit 6, which has been with me for several years, fell into some kind of yellowing water, so that I could not die, and the camera was down.
The public toilet was plunged into darkness.
Wang Mo fell to the bottom of his heart.
The third room was also closed.
Wang Mo didn't care about it, even if it was full, he would admit it.
Out of sight out of mind. ! !
The sphincter is under stress it shouldn't be.
it~~
I can't stand it~
After taking off his pants, he estimated the position and prepared to release it accurately.
suddenly~~
A pair of cold hands supported Wang Moyi's warm buttocks.
Wang Moyi
It exploded on the spot.
It was numb on the spot.
The sphincter almost relaxes.
Wang Moyi,
Almost squirted.
[Yes, is there a ghost? 】
The body froze immediately.
Lively held back the surging desire.
Forcibly stopped the instinct of galloping horses.
"someone"
A deep voice sounded from under Wang Moyi's buttocks.
[Nani? 】
Wang Moyi almost sprayed again.
"Fuck, are you so sick?"
"Why the hell didn't you say anything just now?"
~~
Wang Mo's lungs exploded with anger.
I don't care about my own two swishes.
Curse. . .
"I don't care, I'm going to spray soon."
The deep voice sounded again, don't say it~
It's also quite magnetic.
"Brother, bear with me~"
~
~
"Fuck, is there still the king's law? Is there still the law?"
"I took off my pants, but you took them off,"
"I~~~"
Before the words fell, the sound of flushing water came from the fourth room.
Wang Moyi maintained a half-squat with his buttocks pouted.
The man in the darkness maintained a squatting posture.
"Brother, go!"
A deep magnetic voice sounded!
"Okay, brother!"
"Good friends, good friends!"
Wang Moyi walked silently to the fourth and last room.
suddenly~
hong hong hong
long long long
The fourth room seemed to be firing a cannon.
Vaguely, I seem to hear the buzzing of the glass on the window
xixixi~~~cicici
"Ah~~~ Cool~~" Wang Moyi felt that he was taking off, um~ yes.Soaring through the clouds~
"Brother, do you have a cigarette?"
Wang Moyi: "Yes, what's the matter?"
"Brother, your shit is so fucking smelly, have you eaten shit? I almost passed out. And the fucking movement is loud, like a rock."
Wang Moyi:? ? ?
"You fucking eat shit, doesn't your shit stink?"
"I have cigarettes, so I won't give them to you."
~
~
a few seconds later.
Wang Moyi: "Brother, do you have fire?"
The public toilet was quiet again for two seconds.
"Have."
~
Wang Moyi silently handed over a cigarette.
Two seconds later, a lighter was handed over from the next door.
"What are you doing here, brother?" Another voice followed.
Wang Moyi pondered for two seconds.
"shit!"
Big brother next door:? ? ?
"..."
"Brother can really joke, I'm here to take a shit too, my phone fell into the toilet, bored so chat?"
"What are you doing in the park?"
Wang Mo just remembered that there was a pear-shaped figure waiting for him outside.
"Blind date."
The big brother next door was shocked:
"Damn it, you ran out to shit on a blind date?"
Wang Moyi said softly:
"It's coming out, can I stop it?"
"What are you here for?"
Big brother next door:
"Have a meal!"
Wang Moyi:? ? ?
"(⊙o⊙) what?"
The big brother next door: "Well, I'm eating at the stall next door!"
Both of them realized that the conversation was a bit awkward.
Therefore,
There was silence for 2 minutes.
Wang Moyi took out the pack of toilet paper that Li Chuxue gave him.
【Huh?Why is this toilet paper so thick and yet so soft? 】
[Hey, high-end goods, the outer packaging is covered with the inner packaging. 】
【Huh?Why is there double-sided tape? 】
【Huh?Why is it so big? 】
As soon as Wang Mo realized that something was wrong, he asked the big brother next door to borrow the lighter again.
The little flame danced.
Wang Mo was dumbfounded.
The seven-dimensional space came into view.
silence for two seconds
Wang Moyi: "Brother, can you show me your toilet paper?"
There was five seconds of silence next door.
"I do not have."
~
~
Wang Moyi:? ? ?
"(⊙o⊙)What? You don't? Then how do you wipe it?"
A magnetic voice sounded,
"I'm waiting for you. Hello, can you buy a pack for me? It's 10 yuan."
quiet~~~
"20 bucks"
quiet~~~~
"Brother, you are too much, 50 lines?"
Be quiet for 10 seconds~
Wang Moyi: "Me neither."
~
~
Hey~~~~~
Two sighs sounded, the lingering sound lingered~
"But I have seven degrees of space."
Big brother next door:? ? ?
"Are you a brother or a sister? There is no light, it is dark, are you going the wrong way?"
Wang Moyi: "I'm a man."
The elder brother next door said helplessly:
"Give me a few yuan, ah, no, give me a few pieces, hey, that's not right, give me some."
The two stood up silently.They seem to be able to see each other's eyes in the dark.
To avoid embarrassment.
"Brother, I'll go first, goodbye, oh no, never see you again."
Wang Mo nodded, although he couldn't see it.
"Okay, never see you again."
After the burly figure walked out of the public toilet, Wang Moyi walked to the second room and looked at the slightly leaky floor.
"Farewell, Fruit 6, who has been with me for many years."
Then he threw the cigarette butt into the squatting pit coolly, to pay homage to his partner who was full of materials.
The cigarette butt fell to the ground, and the flames flickered.
Wang Moyi looked at the scene in front of him in shock.
Then a huge fire burst out.
The methane ignited and the toilet exploded.
Wang Moyi:
"Fuck, I was blown to death by shit? My Xue'er!!!"
Then fell into darkness.
~
~
outside,
The big brother next door who didn't go far,
Li Chuxue standing under the street lamp,
People who eat melons walking nearby.
Shocked to see the free flight not far away.
Li Chuxue seemed to hear a sentence.
"My Cher!!!"
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