It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle

Song Jiahe sensed the smell in the wine and immediately vomited it out.

But I didn't expect that with just a little bit in my mouth, my body still felt uncomfortable.

She hurriedly found an excuse to leave the venue, saw Duan Xiaobai was about to get into the car, she dodged in and said, "Shh, Young Master Duan, help me and take me away."

But as soon as she finished speaking, she sensed that something was wrong with Duan Xiaobai.

His body was hot and his voice was hoarse.

Da-da, da-da.

The sound of high heels came from far and near.

Song Jiahe quickly speculated that a woman should attack Duan Xiaobai and chased him here.

After all, with Duan Xiaobai's status, many women coveted him.

Song Jiahe stretched out his hand and pulled Duan Xiao Bai, trying to push his head down to avoid being seen by that woman.

Who knew that after such a tug, Duan Xiaobai lay on her body all over, with the seat reclined.

"Who are you?" Duan Xiaobai looked at the woman in front of him in a daze, his big palm instinctively explored the woman's body.

"So soft."

Song Jiahe's eyes tightened, and he lifted his foot and kicked the person down.Duan Xiaobai fell back, hit his head on the steering wheel, and passed out.

Song Jiahe rolled his eyes unhappily: "Troublesome."

She called the bodyguard at home.

Half an hour later, the bodyguards came to help and drove the car back to Song's house.

The bodyguards carried Duan Xiaobai to Song Jiahe's bathroom and helped him change his clothes.

Just on the way, Song Jiahe couldn't help but vomited all over him.

The next day, Duan Xiaobai woke up from Song Jiahe's bed in a daze, immediately pressed his hands on the two little red dots on his chest, and looked nervously at Song Jiahe who came out of the bathroom.

"Who are you? What did you do to me last night?"

Song Jiahe rolled his eyes: "I should ask, what did you do to me last night?"

Duan Xiaobai's short memory came back.

He remembered that the other party seemed to be avoiding someone at the time, hid in his car and asked for help, and then he threw the other party down like a beast, and even touched his place, saying that he was so soft.

Duan Xiaobai swallowed: "You... what do you want? Let's say yes first, I don't have any money."

Hearing these words, Song Jiahe was a little upset and was about to explode.

Duan Xiaobai also sensed something was wrong, and quickly changed his words: "Then... nothing happened after that, right? I can't remember anything."

"The time is too short, so naturally I can't remember it." Song Jiahe rolled his eyes, intending to play tricks on Duan Xiaobai to repay his displeasure just now.

Duan Xiaobai frowned, looked down subconsciously, and talked to himself.

"No way, even if it's the first time, I won't be so bad, right? It's too short to remember?"

"Yes." Song Jiahe nodded seriously, "The human body will delete those embarrassing memories out of self-esteem or self-protection."

As she spoke, she patted Duan Xiao Bai's shoulder with emotion: "It's okay, the fish's memory has seven seconds, and you have eight seconds, which is already quite remarkable."

"Eight...eight seconds!" Duan Xiaobai was depressed, "No...it's not enough! There must be 8 minutes!"

Song Jiahe sighed: "Oh, it's okay, I'm an adult now, I won't say anything."

Saying that, Song Jiahe pretended to be experienced and took out a red envelope from the drawer, and put two hundred and five into it in front of Duan Xiaobai.

"Here, this is for you, bud opening fee."

I thought Duan Xiaobai wouldn't take it, after all, Song Jiahe knew how insulting it was.

Who knew that Duan Xiaobai took it with peace of mind, and then asked: "Is the opening fee so low? Shouldn't it be [-]?"

Song Jiahe laughed angrily: "It's a good idea, just for your eight-second skill, it's not bad if you don't give you 25."

Hearing "eight seconds", Duan Xiaobai's face froze again: "Who...you hurt people by saying that. The splendor of fireworks does not lie in their shortness, but in their breathtaking beauty. Although...although I am only eight Seconds, but it also gives you happiness."

"Pfft~" Song Jiahe looked at him in surprise, "The problem is that I haven't felt it at all, it's gone! I thought you were just starting..."

Duan Xiaobai felt a pain in his heart, snorted, and looked at Song Jiahe with a hurt face: "Is this your home? I'm so sad, can I have breakfast? I don't choose, ordinary 5a bird's nest is also fine .”

Song Jiahe: ...

She seemed to have mistakenly underestimated how thick-skinned this man was.

Feeling a little too much, Duan Xiaobai added: "3a Yanzhan is also acceptable."

"roll!"

"Okay."

After walking two steps, Duan Xiaobai faintly felt some discomfort in his crotch.

He turned his head to look at Song Jiahe earnestly, and asked her for advice: "That...do men feel pain for the first time? Are all women who don't feel pain?"

Song Jiahe remembered that he had kicked him last night: ...

"Maybe you are very talented and have a different structure than others?"

Duan Xiaobai thought about this seriously, nodded in approval, and heard Song Jiahe's disgusting words.

"Otherwise it wouldn't be eight seconds."

"Oh~" Duan Xiaobai left with a hurt face.

I shut myself in my room for a day of depression.

In the evening, he couldn't help inviting Lu Xun and Yuan Shen to the imperial box.

Lu Xun stepped into the private room, made sure that Duan Xiaobai was inside, and raised his eyebrows: I was looking for you all night last night, and I wanted to feed you to the dog, but now you actually delivered it to the door yourself?

Before he had time to say anything, Duan Xiaobai rushed over and hugged Lu Xun.

Lu Xun:?

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I'm so sad~"