It's really fragrant after the flash marriage with the black-bellied third uncle

Duan Xiaobai kept crying, which made Lu Xun a little confused, and subconsciously glanced at Yuan Shen.

Yuan Shen, who was sitting on the Italian sofa, shook the wine glass in his hand and gave him a puzzled look.

"What happened?" Lu Xun looked down at Duan Xiaobai who was stuck to his body, pulled him away, and threw him directly on the sofa.

Although the abuse still wants to abuse him, but brothers for many years, if Duan Xiaobai encounters any difficulties, he will not let him go.

Lu Xun sat beside Duan Xiaobai.

Duan Xiaobai was about to stick to it again, but was persuaded by his eyes.

Duan Xiaobai squinted his mouth in grievance: "Three, let me ask you...your...that..."

Lu Xun looked over impatiently: "Don't want to say it, don't say it."

Duan Xiaobai acted coquettishly: "Don't be like this, people are already sad enough."

As he spoke, he broke a pistachio and put it in his mouth.

Hey~

My favorite pistachio on weekdays is also bitter.

"That's the one..." Duan Xiaobai asked in a low voice, his eyes questioned, "How long has it been since your first time? Did you learn without a teacher? Does your sister-in-law despise you?"

"How could your sister-in-law dislike me!" Lu Xun looked at Duan Xiaobai, "Is there something wrong?"

Duan Xiaobai nodded his head, especially awkward: "I handed over my innocent body."

"Cough..." Yuan Shen choked on the wine.

Lu Xun looked at Duan Xiaobai in a funny way: "The other party raped you?"

"No!" Duan Xiaobai turned his head away, and then took Lu Xun's hand again, "Three, you have to decide for me! That Tian Peini sprayed that enchanting perfume to seduce me. I ran away immediately. Then..."

The name of "Song Jiahe" was about to blurt out, but Duan Xiaobai changed his mind to protect her reputation, "Then that woman got into my car. She was also drugged."

"Then?" Lu Xun raised his eyebrows.

"Then I don't have much memory. When I woke up the next day, she gave me a budding red envelope."

"How much?" Lu Xun asked.

"Two hundred and five." Duan Xiaobai replied honestly.He never hid anything from his brother.

Yuan Shen choked again: "You took it?"

"Take it!" Duan Xiaobai's voice was raised a little, "I gave her my innocent body, why didn't I take it!"

Yuan Shen: ...

Lu Xun: ...

"Besides, money is innocent! I can't make things difficult for money!"

Yuan Shen: ...

Lu Xun: ...

Lu Xun pinched his eyebrows: "So, what's your problem now?"

Duan Xiaobai gritted his teeth and asked: "She said, I only had 8 minutes... Could it be a little short? She said she couldn't feel happiness..."

Yuan Shen choked on the wine again, and gave Duan Xiaobai a useless look.

Lu Xun patted Duan Xiao Bai's shoulder with emotion: "It's okay, it's not just eight seconds."

Duan Xiaobai's body trembled violently: "Then what if... what if... I have a friend, and the first time he is really eight seconds? Can he be saved? Can he take some supplements?"

"It's hopeless. Just bury it." Yuan Shen drank all the foreign wine in his glass in one gulp.

Lu Xun had an idea, it is not creative to always let the general abuse Duan Xiao Bai, why not...

"Well, let me introduce you to a genius doctor who will give you acupuncture."

"Really? That genius doctor Zhang who can revive the dead?" Duan Xiaobai's innocent eyes lit up.

Lu Xun nodded solemnly: "Ninety-nine and 81 needles per day, seven or seven consecutive days for 49 days, I think it will be better."

Yuan Shen rolled his eyes and looked at Lu Xun amusedly: Only fools believe it, okay?

Unexpectedly, in the next second, Duan Xiaobai said happily: "Hurry up, introduce me."

Yuan Shen: ...

This is not my friend.

I don't have such stupid friends.

How did he get on good terms with Duan Xiaobai back then?

Oh, it's Duan Xiaobai, a slug who has been sticking to him and Lu Xun since he was in school.

Sticking seems to be a habit.

After teasing Duan Xiaobai, Lu Xun lazily got up and glanced at Yuan Shen: "It's okay, then I'll go first. My wife is still waiting for me at home."

Yuan Shen nodded indifferently.

Duan Xiaobai also stood up: "Three, you wait for me. I want to maintain my health now, recharge my energy, and find that woman to avenge my shame in the future."

After saying that, Duan Xiaobai turned his head and glanced at Yuan Shen: "Six, I won't play with you, an old single."

Yuan Shen raised his eyelids and glanced at Duan Xiaobai: "It seems that you are not single."

Duan Xiaobai suddenly puffed out his chest a little proudly: "He's not a boy anymore!"

"Eight seconds for you?" Yuan Shen took a sip of wine and looked at him lightly.

"Oh!~ I'm injured, I won't tell you anymore, I want to go home!" Duan Xiaobai opened the door of the box, and left without looking back.

Yuan Shen shook the glass wine glass in his hand, and the ice cubes in the glass hit the glass wall frame.

He smiled sarcastically: "Is that so interesting?"

The next moment, there was a commotion in the venue below.