Pass through passers-by, blast the protagonist and villain

Lu Yu found that sugar cane is a good thing.

Especially in the hot desert area, the hard skin on the surface of sugarcane can effectively delay the loss of water. Even after being exposed to the hot sun, the juice of sugarcane is still sufficient, and it is extremely sweet to chew. Time to honk.

"I ate a fruit called durian last night. It's soft and yellow, like a pile of shit. It's ridiculous that it tastes like it too."

"I do not like to eat."

"I think Ryoko likes it very much, and showed off it a few times. I guess he likes to eat shit."

Lu Yu was sitting in the back seat of the big G car, muttering strange words while gnawing sugarcane.

Beside him, squatting a high-level spiritual pet, Feng Linghu.

This is Chang Wuyou's spiritual pet, which was imprisoned by Jiang Li with a confinement spell, completely losing its attack power.

Lu Yu asked Feng Linghu: "What's your name?"

"Oh~~" Feng Linghu let out a low growl.

"Chang Batian?" Lu Yu thought the name was very imposing: "My name is Lu Yu!"

Seeing that he understood what he said, Feng Linghu's eyes revealed a look of surprise.

Spirit beasts have their own language, which is a unique way of communication in the wilderness. This language cannot be mastered by humans. Therefore, spirit beasts can understand human beings, but humans cannot understand what spirit beasts say.

And there is a life contract between the spirit warrior and his own spirit pet, and they can communicate with each other, but this way of communication is not counted as language.

Therefore, Feng Linghu was greatly surprised that Lu Yu could understand the meaning of the spirit beast's growl.

"Can you understand my king's words?" Feng Linghu growled again.

Lu Yu nodded and said: "Of course, because I used to be a fish, a perch, golden, yellow, like a lump... gold, very beautiful."

"sea bass?"

Feng Linghu looked at him carefully, as if he wanted to see if he was a patient who escaped from a mental hospital.

"You used to be a perch, how did you become a human?"

Although Feng Linghu didn't believe his nonsense, but out of curiosity, he still couldn't help asking. After all, it is the common dream of all spirit beasts to transform into a human form, and it is no exception.

Lu Yu took a bite of the sugar cane, thought for a while and said, "I don't know, I just remember spitting bubbles in a big lake, and I became a human after spitting."

Feng Linghu blinked, and said: "Your bragging appearance makes me seem to have known each other, to be honest, my lord is not called Chang Batian, that kid Chang Wuyou named my lord... "

When it comes to this, it hesitates to speak, as if it is difficult to speak.

Lu Yu asked, "What's it called?"

"It's called Chang... Wuxie!" It could be seen that Feng Linghu was very dissatisfied with this name.

"No shoes?" Lu Yu nodded thoughtfully, and said, "The name suits you very well. You don't need to wear shoes, so naturally you don't have shoes. Unlike me, I need to wear shoes, you see."

Lu Yu raised his feet and showed off a pair of white sneakers on his feet: "Alidas, Jiangli said that it is an international first-line brand, very expensive. I like the trademark of this pair of shoes the most. Look at this? How beautiful!"

Feng Linghu glanced at him with the eyes of the same kind, but didn't say anything.

"Want to have a bite?" Lu Yu brought the sugar cane to his new friend's mouth.

Feng Linghu thought for a while: "A whole mouthful is fine!"

It had just suffered a severe beating, and its mouth was parched, seeing Lu Yu chewing sugarcane for a long time, its tiger's mouth was already hungry and thirsty.

The front of the car.

Yang Ying took control of the steering wheel, and Tang Youliang sat in the co-pilot.

The Mercedes-Benz big g galloped silently, and the speed had reached 85 km/h.

Jiang Li stood on the roof of the car against the strong wind, whipping Wu Ming and Chang Wuyou who were pulling the car from time to time.

After suffering an unknown number of hammers, Wu Ming and Chang Er stopped their endless introversion, adjusted their running speed to a frequency, and moved forward with neat steps.

After the two low-level people stopped introverting, Jiang Li from the privileged class was very troubled.

Because once they work together, they lose the reason to whip them.

From this point, it can be seen that the privileged class is reasonable, everything must be justified, as long as they do not violate the rules, they will not be whipped and hammered.

If you roll slowly, you will be whipped.

But the two of them stopped rolling and ran evenly. If they continued to hit people for no reason, it would be too shameless.

For this reason, Jiang Li called Tang Youliang up and used a loudspeaker to stimulate them.

Tang Youliang stood in the passenger seat, poked his head out of the sunroof, held up a loudspeaker and started screaming.

"It's too slow!"

"The running speed of one person is 85 km/h, and the combined speed of two people is 170 km/h. You two are working together to be lazy, right? Brother Li, hit him!"

"Clap!"

Jiang Li threw out two whips, the beating was justified.

"Ah—" Wu Ming screamed in pain.

"Fuck!" Chang Er scolded loudly: "Damn it, you two come down and run a hundred and seven for me to see?"

"Hey, dare to talk back, do you still have the king's law in your eyes?" Jiang Li couldn't help but lashed his whip twice.

Tang Youliang continued to shout: "You guys organize this group of trash at Lixiao. If you don't do well, you will complain. I think it just makes you too full."

"There is no family without a royal family. You don't know how to be grateful, and you want to rebel. It is really devoid of conscience!"

"It's not unreasonable for you to be poor. You don't understand the economy and don't know how to create wealth. You are all farmers. When you are free, you can rent out your villa at home or drive a Cadillac to run Didi. They can all generate income, but what about you, you don’t want to start a side business, you don’t want to invest in finance, you’re free to wander around the village, you’re not poor, whoever is poor!”

Hearing his nonsense, Wu Ming and Chang Er almost vomited blood, thinking what the hell kind of talk is this.

However, Fatty Tang didn't finish, and then shouted: "And your parents, they deserve to be poor, and they don't know how to grow corn even if they have land. Those things can produce 700 kilograms per mu, which is less than one yuan per catty. One acre of land can’t grow 1000 yuan, you think they have no economic sense, why do you grow corn, and you can make more money by growing durians, one durian is one or two hundred, and the yield of [-] durians per mu is more than [-] million!”

It's an account... Jiang Li glanced at him with a shocked expression.

Wu Ming turned around and cursed: "Go to hell!"

Chang Er also scolded: "Fatty, I really want to plant you in the sand."

"Oh, how dare you insult the privileged class while talking to Mr. Tang?" Jiang Li whipped them twice.

Backed by Jiang Li, Fatty Tang stood in the car again, his arrogance became more and more arrogant, he laughed maniacally and shouted: "I just like to see you terrified, and this makes you lose your temper. Let me tell you, there are 9 people in my family. Counting the deposits, my grandfather is a big boss in Shacheng, known as the Wolf of Shaer Street."

"You low-level cows and horses will never earn seven figures in your lifetime. You can only eat radishes and sugar cane, and use swill for New Year's Eve dinner."

"What can you do with me?"

"You think ten years of studying hard can surpass the efforts of three or four generations of our privileged class. Go ahead and dream!"

"Want to rebel?"

"You lost your teeth, obediently earning [-] wages as a cow, and when you get old, you can work as a cleaner for [-] a month. Work hard, you guys, the more you roll, the sweeter you will be!"

Fatty Tang's words made Wu Ming and Chang Er so angry that they almost lost control of their emotions, and their footsteps became chaotic, and the orderly formation changed one after the other.

Jiang Li seized the opportunity to lash out. With Tang Youliang's assistance, he gained more than 2000 presence points in a short time.

After Wu Ming and Chang Er adjusted their status again, Jiang Li withdrew his whip, looked down at Shacheng Fat Catfish at his feet, and asked, "Where did you learn all these words, I want to beat you!"

"Online!"

Fatty Tang bared his teeth and said, "How about it, my temperament, my words, aren't they very privileged?"

"You are a bitch from the privileged class!" Jiang Li scolded angrily.