Pass through passers-by, blast the protagonist and villain

Tang Youliang found some words on the Internet to ridicule the low-level people.

I have to say that this set of words is very lethal and exciting to the bottom people.

Wu Ming wanted to kill him after hearing this.

After hearing this, Chang Er wanted to bury him in the sand.

Even Jiang Li wanted to fuck him after hearing it.

It can be seen that Fatty Tang, who looks simple and straightforward, is very talented in ridicule. Under the stimulation of his words, Chang Er and Wu Ming exploded with potential and anger, and their running speed increased to 100 km/h per hour.

Fortunately, Jiang Li stopped him in time and didn't let him continue to stimulate, otherwise he would have to speed.

Soon, a gas station appeared on the side of the Shadam Highway.

Judging from the old refueling equipment at the gas station and the degree of peeling off of the outer walls of the house, it should be several years older than Fatty Tang's father. If he hadn't seen a refueling man, Jiang Li would have thought the place was deserted.

The oiler was an elderly man.

He looks over 60 years old, and his image is very characteristic of the lower-level people in Shacheng.

His whole body showed signs of being torn by the harsh environment. His exposed skin was rough and dark, and his face was wrinkled like the dry and cracked earth.

Men who live in the desert are always accompanied by the scorching sun, strong winds and yellow sand, and they all have a rock-like temperament, but it is rare to see a man as watery as Jiang Li.

The old man saw Jiang Li standing on the roof of the car, driving two humanoid animals with a whip, which reminded him of the scene of driving a cart when he was young.

At that time, there were no cars, and only ox-drawn carts were used. The horses ran in front, and the carts bounced in the back. For a distance of [-] kilometers, the people sitting on the carts, their intestines They can all come out.

The old man has been driving a carriage for more than ten years, and he has summed up a piece of experience. If you want a horse to run fast, eating grass is useless, you have to whip its ass... When thinking of this, the old oiler noticed that the horse in Jiang Li's hand Whip, the end of the whip is tied with a claw hammer.

Seeing this, the old man's cloudy eyes suddenly lit up, as if he had received some kind of inspiration.

At this time, Benchi Big G stopped at the side of the tanker, Jiang Li jumped off the roof, picked up the fuel gun, and shouted at the old fueler: "Full up! I also prepared a few tanks for fuel. I fill it up!"

He was anxious to find Jiang Daqiang, it was rare to come across a gas station, so he must have enough fuel.

Although Chang Er and Wu Ming pulled the cart very well.

And it is economical and environmentally friendly.

But the speed can't go up.

Jiang Li needs a faster speed in order to have a chance to catch up with his father in front of the road, so the fuel must be refueled.

An old refueler in a dirty work uniform strolled over with his hands behind his back, grinning and said, "If you don't get any fuel, it will be taken away by the city."

As he said that, the old man pointed in the direction of Shacheng: "Since the train was opened, there has been no traffic on this road. Sand bandits are particularly rampant this year, and there are even fewer passing vehicles. We don't have much oil here. We prepared for shortages a while ago." To prepare for war, fuel oil is an important material, and a group of soldiers came, and they took away the oil without leaving a drop, just wipe the tower!"

Jiang Li heard that the old man's last sentence was a curse.

"No gas..." Jiang Li scratched his head, there is still more than 300 kilometers away from the next gas station, and it will take more than 200 kilometers to return to Shacheng.

He looked at Chang Er and Wu Ming who were sitting on the ground gasping for breath. The two unlucky guys were sweating profusely and their clothes were soaked.

Jiang Li asked them: "Are you confident to run back to Shacheng?"

Wu Ming raised his middle finger at him: "If you have the guts, you hack me to death with a single knife, give it a good time!"

"Damn it, let go of my spiritual pet!"

Chang Wuyou cursed, if Jiang Li didn't use Feng Linghu as a threat, the two of them would have slipped into the desert with oil on their feet, how could they be willing to be the carts of cattle and horses?

"Young man, don't rush away!"

The old refueling man pointed to the red brick house on the side, and said to Jiang Li and the others: "Although we don't have fuel here, there are programs to cheer you up. You can watch a program to rest your feet!"

The old man noticed Yang Ying's big gold teeth.

He also saw Jiang Li's crystal teeth.

They drove a million-dollar Mercedes-Benz G.

Such rich people are not easy to touch.

"A program that gathers energy?"

Jiang Li thought of the plot in a certain No Man's Land movie.

Selling high-priced black oil, watching the striptease of female college students who stumbled, and not cheering if they don’t watch the show, people call this bundled sales.

If you think about it, you can understand that in such a remote and uninhabited place, if you don’t engage in a colored economy, you really can’t live, especially in gas stations that don’t even sell black oil. If you don’t order income-generating projects, the old man will starve to death it's here.

"How energetic is it?" Jiang Li asked tentatively.

"No clothes!" The old refueling worker showed a kind smile. There were six points of indecent smile, three points of unsuitable for children, and one point of sincerity.

Sure enough, Jiang Li guessed it right.

The energy-saving show with no clothes on has an irresistible allure for young men of eighteen or nineteen.

Once a boy reaches the age of full blood, restless hormones are secreted all the time. Boys in this period are full of curiosity about the opposite sex. It is okay to have a girlfriend, and they can communicate with each other to figure out.

However, those who can't get a girlfriend will be miserable, and they will burst out with endless desire to find out about all females.

Jiang Li's group is very loyal, and the brothers can't find a girlfriend together.

Not to mention Chang Er and Wu Ming.

Strolling chicken Wu Ming is a well-known errand runner in Shadiao Village. In the eyes of the villagers, he is the kind of waste who can't see the back of his head for a lifetime. Engage in objects.

Look at Chang Er again, a girl with a Mediterranean haircut and a normal brain development, who would play friends with him?

and so.

Several good single men at the scene had deep expectations for Zanjin's show.

Seeing that their hearts were moved, the old refueling staff released the ultimate trump card: "Boys, watching the show is free, and you will pay if you do it!"

"Can you still touch it?"

The brothers were shocked.

This is too obscene.

Striptease is already too much, let hands touch.

They really wanted to see with their own eyes what kind of a lost girl could do such a thing.

Fatty Tang was the first to live in Bengbu. Seeing Jiang Li hesitating, he suggested, "Brother Li, if you run back to Shacheng, it doesn't matter if these two guys are exhausted. The key is to delay finding Uncle Daqiang. In my opinion, it's better to stay here." Stop here to borrow fuel."

Jiang Li felt that what he said was very reasonable.

It is very urgent to find my father, but it is difficult for a smart woman to cook without rice, and no matter how good the old driver is, he can’t drive a car without gas. With the two biological engines of Wu Ming and Chang Er, it is estimated that after running more than 100 kilometers, the blood will be burned. , there will still be no fuel.

For the current plan, we can only intercept passing vehicles, borrow some fuel, and then return to Shacheng to prepare enough for the road.

If you stand on the side of the road and stop the car, one person is enough, and others can take time to watch... to rest.

But, who is standing here to stop the car?

Thinking about it, Jiang Li looked at Lu Yu, and at the same time, other pairs of eyes also glanced at Lu Yu

This guy is a bit dumb, and he has no idea about Zanjin programs, so it is most suitable for him to stop the car outside.

"Ayu, my student!"

Jiang Li hugged Lu Yu's shoulder intimately.

"Lao Shi will teach you a little trick in life, it's called blocking cars by the side of the road."

"Whether it is hailing a taxi in the city or hailing a car to borrow fuel on a road in no-man's land, you need a certain method. Remember, this little trick is very helpful for life. If you are too poor to eat one day, you can also Use it to touch porcelain!"

"Listen well, when you see a car coming, you wave first. If the car doesn't stop, you lie in the middle of the road. You have to grasp the timing of lying down, and don't let the wheels of the car run over you!"

After listening to Lao Shi's words, Lu Yu nodded thoughtfully.

He felt that Lao Shi had said a lot.

It felt like nothing was said.

He was a little confused for a moment, whether the little trick should be waving or lying down?

In fact, the trick Jiang Li taught him is...don't let the car run over!