National Elf: Who said that pig farmers can't be super gods?

"Fuck! Ghost!"

The man was so frightened that he took a few steps back.

The fear was clear on his face.

"Old man, don't talk nonsense. What kind of era is it now? How can there be..."

Before the woman could finish speaking, she turned around and looked.

She swallowed back the rest of the sentence.

Like a kitten, it hid back in the man's arms.

"Old man, I..."

With that pitiful appearance, who would have thought that she was a murderous demon without blinking an eye.

A body of over 150 pounds, huddled together.

His face was still stained with tears from fear.

"Old woman, get off of me quickly!"

"Damn it! You're going to exhaust me to death!"

The man screamed desperately, trying to throw the woman off him.

"Are you still a man?"

"I have been married to you for more than 20 years. If I encounter a ghost, please let me go down!"

When the words came to her lips, the woman choked them back.

The man looked helpless and could only hold the woman until she died.

It's a pity that the weight of the two people is all on one person, and no matter how good his health is, he can't withstand such a critical blow.

After running a few steps, the grimace caught up to them.

The man collapsed to the ground in fear, and the woman begged loudly for mercy.

"Master Evil! We didn't mean to offend you!"

"Please let us go. When we go back, I will burn paper money for you and a hundred beauties to keep you company!"

The louder the woman cried, the more ferocious the smile on the face in front of her became.

The man was completely panicked, his whole body was trembling and he knelt on the ground begging for mercy.

"Master Ghost, I was wrong! I really know I was wrong!"

"Please, for the sake of me being old and young."

"Just let us go!"

My head was banging loudly, and it was the first time in my life that I saw a ghost.

He had long been frightened out of his wits.

At this time, Zhuge Chen was hiding in a big tree nearby.

Looking at the embarrassed two people with amused expressions, all they wanted to do was laugh.

"Hmph! You deserve it!"

"If they weren't so bold, they would attack Pikachu."

"How could it be as miserable as it is now!"

Zhuge Chen didn't have the slightest pity for this kind of person.

Who knows how many good people they harmed before they met themselves.

People in the world often say that if you have to be merciful, you should be merciful. Everything has its own destiny.

But in Zhuge Chen's view, if the bad guys are not killed directly, then only countless good people will be harmed in the future.

Some things can be forgiven, but this kind of person who seeks money and kills others for money cannot.

Thinking of this, Zhuge Chen jumped down from the tree, followed by Lieque and Guisi.

The moment they saw him, their pupils visibly shrank.

"What? It's you?"

The man is also an old man, especially after seeing the ghost behind Zhuge Chen.

He immediately understood what the ghost in front of him was about.

"Okay! I didn't expect that I would be so kind as to let you go!"

"But you came back and died on your own!"

"If that's the case, then I won't show mercy!"

With a roar, the man threw his big wolfhound again.

This time, he no longer held back and directly used the ultimate skill of the Great Wolf Dog.

"Ultimate Shock!"

Along with a burst of deep black light, the big wolfdog's body swelled several times.

A low roar came from his throat.

The jet-black hair swayed in the wind, looking majestic and unusually powerful.

Unfortunately, it met Zhuge Chen.

The most perverted man in the entire Elf Continent.

I saw him tilting his head, and the ghost next to him suddenly understood.

"Fear face!"

The running big wolfdog suddenly stopped and still did not escape the fate of plunging directly into the black shadow.

"Spike! Wing attack!"

With the cooperation of the two elves, it only took one turn.

The two people in front of them gave up resistance and knelt down to beg for mercy.

When taking the little Pichu from the man's hand.

It still had its eyes closed and slept soundly.

"Heartless little thing!"

Zhuge Chen laughed and cursed, then stretched out his hand to touch Piqiu's little face.

At this time, the police siren sounded at the right time.

After a while, several uniformed police officers took the two away.

Zhuge Chen was very disappointed not to see Miss Junsha.

Sure enough, reality is different from the cartoon.

I also want to see what Miss Junsha looks like in real life wearing a short skirt and high heels.

What I didn't expect were two middle-aged uncles.

When Zhuge Chen finished recording the transcript and left the police station.

The sun was already shining brightly outside.

As soon as he walked out of the police station door, a familiar figure appeared in front of him.

"Mengli?"

"Why did you come here?"

Before Zhuge Chen could say anything more, Nan Mengli threw the key into his hand with a cold face.

"drive!"

I don’t know how I offended this aunt.

Wasn't it fine last night?

This woman's face changes a bit too quickly!

He quickly opened the door and got into the cab.

"Mengli! Where are you going?"

Zhuge Chen said with a puzzled look.

"Drive! Go on a picnic with me?"

Nan Mengli's expression was still cold, and it was obvious that he had not calmed down yet.

Zhuge Chen didn't dare to ask any more questions, but it was really strange to him that the two of them went on a picnic without bringing anything.

Racing at top speed, this time Nan Mengli did not drive his own red sports car.

Instead, a Mercedes-Benz RV arrived.

Zhuge Chen took on the role of driver bitterly, but as for Nan Mengli!

Lying on an airline seat alone, holding a facial mask and drinking red wine, it’s not to mention how much I enjoy it.

"Mengli...can you..."

"cannot!"

Before Zhuge Chen could finish speaking, Nan Mengli glared back fiercely.

Sticking out his tongue, Zhuge Chen could only drive honestly.

Fortunately, in his previous life, he often went out to deliver pigs, and the rugged mountain roads also developed his extraordinary driving skills.

After the car drove away, there was less traffic.

Although the forest is very dangerous and cannot be entered by ordinary people.

It's a pity that one of the two people in the car is a young man from Kyoto, and the other is the eldest lady of the elf tribe.

The staff member responsible for the inspection looked at the stamped pass with Rayquaza printed on it.

A trace of surprise flashed in the corner of his eyes, and then he let the two of them leave very respectfully.

Listen to the recently popular "Heart is beating, it's love like fire!"

Zhuge Chen was in a great mood and couldn't help but start shaking.

"The identity of the first player is somewhat mysterious, like a princess of a certain country."

"The second player is a guard with a sword. His duty is to support."

"The prince played by the third player has some conflicts with the princess."

"At the end everyone looked at me and asked me what role I was playing."

"I looked at my identity and said I am..."

"A sunny and cheerful boy."

Zhuge Chen was humming vigorously, but he got a big blow on the back of his head.

Zhuge Chen turned his head aggrievedly and glanced at Nan Mengli.

"I'm singing so loudly, what are you doing!"

"Drive well and don't make any noise."

Zhuge Chen wanted to take action, but he gave up because of Nan Mengli's power.

The car drove further and further, and in a short time it reached the expected picnic spot.