National Elf: Who said that pig farmers can't be super gods?

in the RV.

Nan Mengli stretched his waist.

Wiggled her sparkling and lovely toes.

The feet are painted with pink nail polish and have a bear pattern printed on them.

If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, no one would believe such an iceberg beauty like her.

The contrast between people in front and behind is so huge.

"Zhuge Chen, are we here?"

Rubbing his sleepy eyes, Nan Mengli took off his blindfold.

Zhuge Chen smiled and nodded: "We're here! It's just here..."

“Is it really suitable for a picnic?”

Unexpectedly, Nan Mengli smiled slightly, and the corners of his mouth raised an exciting arc.

"Who said we were here for a picnic?"

"Then we are..."

Zhuge Chen said with confusion on his face.

Nan Mengli raised his eyebrows: "You'll know later!"

"That's right! Remember to take everything out of the car!"

After taking a few steps forward, Nan Mengli turned around and said.

"thing?"

Zhuge Chen was puzzled and looked at the empty trunk.

Nan Mengli glanced at him angrily.

"Brother! This is a Mercedes-Benz, and the trunk is not there."

Following Nan Mengli's line of sight, Zhuge Chen saw a handle.

Holding the edge of the RV, Zhuge Chen pulled hard.

Just listen to the sound of gears turning.

A clatter.

BBQ grill, coal, tent...

He was almost buried under a pile of picnic equipment.

"Fuck! It's dangerous!"

Zhuge Chen patted his chest, thankful that he was lucky.

Fortunately, I dodge quickly and was not hit.

Otherwise, he would be crushed to death by a pile of junk before he became the elf leader.

I am completely famous in time travel here.

Looking back, Nan Mengli had already reached the edge of his sight.

Zhuge Chen no longer hesitated and hurriedly packed the things on the ground together.

Getting ready to take the next step...

Plop, he stumbled, and his body fell directly to the ground.

"Oh! I fell to my death!"

Zhuge Chen looked helpless and couldn't help complaining about Nan Mengli in his heart.

It's true that this woman brought so many things and didn't even prepare a means of transportation for herself.

Seeing the dense trees in front of us, the RV would definitely not be able to get in.

When I think about so many things, I have to carry them all by myself...

The baby feels wronged and wants to cry! ! !

After patting the dirt on his body, Zhuge Chen stood up from the ground.

Just when he was thinking about how to move all these things.

Suddenly, the ground shook and the ground suddenly cracked!

Zhuge Chen hadn't realized what happened.

A large rock snake rushed out of the ground and appeared in front of him.

The whole body is composed of huge eyes, except for two lantern-sized eyes on the head.

There is also a long horn made of rock.

The big black mouth exuded a fishy stench.

"Fuck?"

Zhuge Chen was stunned for a moment, then smiled slightly.

Just now, I was worried that no one would do the hard work. Now, wouldn’t the coolies come?

Staring at the evil smile on his face, his big eyes had no idea what Zhuge Chen had in mind.

The huge body twisted wantonly, just when the big rock snake was about to attack Zhuge Chen.

Clang!

With a loud cry, the firebird turned into a stream of light and hit the big rock snake hard.

......

by the creek.

Nan Mengli crossed his arms with dissatisfaction on his face.

"This Zhuge Chen is real!"

"You were missing last night, and now you're lazing around in the back again, right?"

Staring at the calm water, impatience was written on her face.

If it weren't for the fact that he wanted to maintain his image as a lady, Nan Mengli would have wanted to rush over and give him two big handbags.

"I'm so mad! I'm so mad!"

"Zhuge Chen, I've been waiting for you to come, and I'm not done with you!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she heard a noise in the distance.

Nan Mengli raised his head and saw a large rock snake constantly shuttling through the woods.

Wherever it went, all the trees were smashed into two pieces.

Nan Mengli was about to take out the elf and fight.

Suddenly, she caught a glimpse of a figure above the big rock snake.

This man was wearing sunglasses and had his hands in his pockets. Even though he didn't do anything, he was already showing off his coolness.

Nan Mengli was stunned for a moment, and the frost gradually faded from his face.

puff-

This person really doesn't know what it means to be low-key.

She shook her head helplessly, but it was precisely because of this character that attracted her deeply.

"Forget it, let him go!"

There was a hint of endearment in Nan Mengli's eyes, and she waited obediently for Zhuge Chen to come over.

Ten minutes later, a huge snake head stopped in front of Nan Mengli.

Zhuge Chen clapped his hands and signaled the big rock snake to put everything on the ground.

"Okay! You go back!"

He reached out and touched the chin of the big rock snake.

【Ding!The excitement level of Big Rock Snake is +1. Congratulations on getting 1 cultivation point. 】

【Ding!The joy level of the big rock snake is +1. Congratulations on getting 1 cultivation point. 】

Zhuge Chen curled his lips when he heard the notification sound in his ear.

I don’t know what’s going on, but the cultivation points given by the system are getting less and less these days.

If this continues, I don’t know when it will end.

He ordered the elf to place all the picnic utensils. They were all caught by him on the road.

Wherever the big rock snake passes, it is like a broken bamboo.

Zhuge Chen recruited a bunch of young men who worked for free without any effort at all.

"Okay! Just go ahead and do whatever you need to do!"

One elf and one energy cube, Zhuge Chen nodded with satisfaction.

Give a sweet date a slap...

Zhuge Chen learned this method from the capitalists in his previous life.

Hey!So useful!

At this time, Nanmeng left a chair and sat by the river.

Watching the fish jump out of the water, the expression is particularly enjoyable.

"Mengli."

"Ok?"

"In my hometown, there is also such a small river."

"It's just that there are no elves there, the water is lighter, and there are more types of fish."

"The children there all had happy smiles on their faces."

"They also go to the river to bathe and live a carefree life every day!"

Speaking of these, Zhuge Chen felt homesick.

Nan Mengli couldn't help but joked when he saw his slightly gloomy expression.

"I didn't expect that our young master Chen would have such an experience!"

"Bathing in the river with your buttocks naked?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, wouldn't you be seen by a group of men?"

Zhuge Chen:? ? ?

Just when I was feeling sad, I heard Nan Mengli’s words.

Zhuge Chen held back his tears all of a sudden.

"Cut! I haven't seen the world!"

"It's just a bath with bare buttocks!"

"When I was young, my playmates and I always washed ourselves like this. What's the big fuss?"

Nan Menglixu squinted his eyes, making Zhuge Chen nervous.

"Hey! That's wrong! I remember your family is not from Kyoto!"

"I don't remember that there is a place like this near Kyoto where you can take a bath with your butt naked!"

Zhuge Chen was speechless for a while and hurriedly tried to smooth things over.

"I'm talking about my hometown. Do you understand my hometown?"

"Although my family is in Kyoto, my parents told me that my hometown is not here."

"Oh~"

Nan Mengli nodded with a long tone, and the playfulness in his eyes couldn't help but become a bit thicker.