Football: the history of the first ball

Xiao Jian is a player. Originally, he was not going to drink, but he traveled all over the world in his previous life, and he knew a little about the rules of Tibetan drinking.

Especially the first bowl, if you don't drink it, it is serious disrespect.

At first glance, this Dojigrad is a person who is good at drinking, and he is also a person with faith. For this kind of person, the lucrative annual salary, the five major European leagues, and the temptation to win the World Cup cannot surpass him. Jokhang Temple's life goals.

It's not even as important as entertaining loved ones, and booze.

For such a person, to subdue him, to subdue people with reasoning, subdue people with virtue, it is better to subdue people with wine.

"System, I want to take this talented partner under my command, but I need to drink, so I won't punish me."

"The host is working hard for your life goal. Winning the World Cup is one of the most important conditions for the world champion. So as long as you drink alcohol and work hard for this goal, the system will help you without any punishment."

"How to help?"

"One hundred gold coins can buy a 24-hour non-drunk pill."

"Okay, exchange."

A soybean-sized Buzui pill appeared in Xiao Jian's hand.

At this moment, Dojigrad filled three bowls of wine for Xiao Jian and his assistant.

The assistant looked embarrassed and said, "I don't know how to drink."

Dorjigel smiled, but his tone was firm: "This is our self-brewed highland barley wine, which is only a dozen degrees. If you don't know how to drink alcohol, then just drink this bowl."

Xiao Jian said to the assistant: "You don't need to drink this bowl after you finish it. If you don't drink the first bowl, it's disrespectful."

Seeing Xiao Jian's words, the assistant had no choice but to bite the bullet and nod.

The three picked up the wine bowls.

Xiao Jian dipped a little highland barley wine with the ring fingertip of his right hand and sprinkled it in the air. After doing the same action three times.

The assistant followed suit three times.

Seeing that Xiao Jian understood etiquette, Duojigle said happily: "Danzhi Samba. "

The assistant was dumbfounded, and asked Xiao Jian, "What do you mean?"

Xiao Jian said, "It means finish drinking in three gulps."

Dojigle said: "Tashi Dele." Then he drank a third of it.

"Tashi Dele!"

"Tashi Dele!"

Xiao Jian and his assistant also drank one third.

The banquet officially begins.

After drinking a bowl in three sips, the assistant obtained the right to drink free.

But it is impossible for Xiao Jian to obtain this right.

Because Xiao Jian is the host and guest, and also Dojigrad's most honored guest and opponent.

After losing to Xiao Jian, Dorjigrad was convinced in football, but regarding the drinking capacity, he felt that if Xiao Jian was drunk, at least he could win the round.

The two most proud things in Dorjigle's life are one is to drink highland barley wine without getting drunk, and the other is to play football.

For players, football is of course the main business.

But for Dojigrad, the status of drinking and football in his heart is even comparable.

Dojigle said: "From the second bowl onwards, we will take one bite at a time. The first time you come to my house, you are my most honored guest. One of us must get drunk."

Xiao Jian laughed: "I finally know why you are often punished in the team, is it because of drinking?"

Dojigrad scratched his head and said with a smile, "Brother, you guessed right. If I hadn't been the absolute main force, I would have been expelled from the team for drinking."

Xiao Jian frowned and said, "It's not easy to reach the provincial team and be the main force. Why can't we drink less?"

"Brother, wine is the essence of food, and food is the product of the essence of heaven and earth, the wine is the purest, as pure as the white snow on the mountain.

So I love holy mountains and holy water, and I also love drinking.

I'm different from others, I drink a lot, and everyone else drinks, I'm fine, and it doesn't affect training.

But the coach didn't believe me, he caught me drinking and punished me.The team's rule is that you can't drink alcohol, so every time I get caught, I get punished once.

No, we just changed to a coach. He was very strict. After catching me this time, he immediately suspended me from games, training, and pay for a month. He asked me to go home and reflect on myself. If I committed another crime, he would send me back to the youth team. "

Xiao Jian asked: "Is this the reason for your pain and depression? I see that you seem to have anger in your chest to vent when you run."

Dojigrad looked distressed: "Yes, I love drinking, but I also love football. If I didn't love playing football, that time when my parents kowtowed to the Jokhang Temple, I would follow.

But now I have been suspended from training for a month and I am not allowed to compete. I feel restless and depressed.

But I also decided that after retiring, I will kowtow to the Jokhang Temple to realize my dream in life. "

Xiao Jian said, "Do you know the purpose of my coming?"

Dojigrad slapped his thigh and said: "Did you take a fancy to me and want me to sign with your agency, and then recommend me to play in the five major leagues? Isn't that how Akujan was recommended by you? Otherwise, you wouldn't have come to such a remote place. I'm just wondering, how did you find me?"

Xiao Jian said: "To find you, I have my way. You have your goals in life, and I have my goals in life, you should know."

Dorjigle nodded: "Brother, I know, your desire to help China win the World Cup is as persistent as my kowtow to the Jokhang Temple."

Xiao Jian asked, "Do you think my goal is unrealistic?"

"Isn't it just a World Cup? Isn't it more difficult than kowtowing [-] long heads? Brother, even if you didn't win the World Cup, your pursuit of this goal is also a kind of practice and a kind of happiness.

Just like when we kowtow to the head, we are washed by the rain, the body is hit by the wind, and the sun is exposed. The body suffers, but our heart is happy. "

Xiao Jian felt touched in his heart.

He said with emotion: "Dojigrad, you are right. When I am pursuing this goal, I feel that my life is very fulfilling. Whenever I find a talented player, I am very happy.

Now that I see you, I feel happy again.

My goal is to win the World Cup, but my own strength is far from enough. I need talented partners to help me achieve this goal. This goal has been with me since I was a child.

The left back of the national Olympic team is in need of your talent, can you join us, can we win the World Cup together? "

Dojigle picked up a bowl of wine and said, "Brother, let's talk after this bowl of wine is finished."

Xiao Jian drank a bowl of wine with him, and Dojigrad said: "Who wouldn't want to win the World Cup. I can agree to sign with you, and even play abroad, but there is one condition, if the team won't let me drink, I won't go."

Xiao Jian smiled wryly.

Huaxia players, if they know that they have the opportunity to play in the world's five major leagues, they will not be happy and lose sleep. This guy actually stopped going because he was not allowed to drink.This is an alcoholic, this is a disease, and it needs to be cured.