Football: the history of the first ball

Xiao Jian said: "To be honest, how much alcohol you drink will not affect your training and competition status, so how much alcohol will you drink to get drunk?"

Dojigrad thought for a while and said, "I drink such a jug of ten catties of wine. It won't affect my training and competition status. As for how much I drink, I will get drunk. Let's put it this way, I have never been drunk from drinking highland barley wine."

Xiao Jian was a little dumbfounded.

This guy is really huge. If he is telling the truth, it will be awesome.

You must know that this highland barley wine is more than ten degrees, drinking ten catties, most people who drink a lot will get drunk, but this guy is fine.

Seeing Xiao Jian's surprised expression, Dojigrad thought he didn't believe him, and said, "I've never been drunk after drinking highland barley wine, because everyone on the wine table has collapsed, and I have to be responsible for sending them home, so I I don't know how much I can drink before I get drunk."

Xiao Jian said: "In the five major leagues, most team coaches' requirements for players to drink alcohol are not to completely stop drinking, but to drink less, so as not to affect training and competition. Therefore, you don't have to completely stop drinking."

Dojigrad slapped his thigh in surprise: "That's good, I thought it would make me quit drinking completely, so I might as well not go."

Xiao Jian said: "But drinking every day will definitely affect the body, and the training and game status cannot be guaranteed. You dare to swear in the name of Shenshan. From then on, you only drink a pot of ten catties after the team wins every week. Highland barley wine to celebrate. If you win the championship of a major competition, I will accompany you to get drunk."

Dojigrad frowned and bowed his head in silence.

Xiao Jian provoked him: "Why, dare not swear?"

After Dojigrad was provoked, he was not fooled. A sly light flashed in his eyes: "Brother, as long as you can drink with me and get me drunk, I will promise you to swear in the name of Shenshan."

He thought that Xiao Jian would definitely retreat in the face of difficulties, but he didn't expect Xiao Jian to slap the table and say, "Okay, it's a deal."

Next, Xiao Jian's assistant saw the unforgettable booze scene in his life.

The two drank the bowl of highland barley wine in one gulp, as if drinking water.

No, no one can drink so much water, these are two elephants who can drink.

A bowl of wine is a catty, and the two of them drank it all in one gulp without spilling a drop.

In a short time, the two had already drank five bowls in a row.

Duojigel wiped the wine from his mouth and laughed loudly: "It's been a long time since I've had such a good time. It's been a long time since there has been a man in the village who dared to drink five bowls with me like this. Brother, this is self-brewed highland barley wine. Only 12 degrees, it’s our Tibetan beer. You won’t get drunk if you drink too much.”

Xiao Jian shook his head and said, "I don't think it's appropriate to call this wine beer. Ordinary beers, such as Snow Flower's Bravely Breaking into the World, are so bold and bold, and the alcohol content is only 2.8 degrees.

Tsingtao beer, most of it is about 4 degrees, but your highland barley wine is [-] degrees, which has been classified as sake.

Xiaori Country and Universe are also my countries. In these two countries, men like to drink this kind of low-alcohol sake, but they drink it in small cups.A big bowl of beef drink like yours is estimated to be able to drink 90.00% of the men in these two countries to death. "

Dojigrad laughed loudly: "Why do I hit it off with you so much? Brother, as long as you can get me drunk, I will agree to sign with you. I can play on any team you want me to play. I promise I will try my best not to embarrass you. If I can be selected for the national team, I will risk my life to help you win the World Cup."

"Okay, happy, five more bowls."

"Dry!"

Xiao Jian sighed while drinking, if he hadn't taken the Buzui pill secretly, his stomach would have been overwhelmed by drinking like this.

Wu Song drank eighteen bowls, probably not as alcoholic as this. If I had been drinking according to my previous life, I would probably have vomited by now.

In fact, Xiao Jian's alcohol capacity is very good, but he drank eleven bowls, that is, eleven bottles of 12-degree high beer, how many people can resist it.

When he was in a good state in his previous life, he once blew eight bottles of beer with others, and then sprayed them on the spot.This is his highest record, but the beer is only 4 degrees.

After drinking eleven bottles now, I can only feel the mellow fragrance, sweetness and refreshingness of the highland barley wine.No dizziness, no bloated stomach.

Buzui Wan was indeed produced by the system, so it must be a high-quality product, but he knew that such a good thing would not happen often.

In the past, when he visited the system mall, he had never seen Buzui pills for sale.

But since there is this thing, it means that drinking is also a hurdle that football players cannot escape.

Especially after a major victory, apart from good wine, there is nothing better than wine to make players vent their excitement and pressure.

It seems that there will be unavoidable drinking situations in the future, and I will pester the system to buy this non-drunk pill.

The assistant was stunned.

The two drank bowl after bowl, discussing some football topics in the middle, and when they talked about their joy, they drank three bowls in a row.An hour later, the two had already cooked more than 20 bowls each.

The scary thing is that neither of these two people was drunk, but Dorjigrad began to talk more.

"Brother, I'm not bragging. You're really no match for me when you drink. I've never been drunk. I've never been drunk. After drinking, I'm like your hero Wu Song. I feel so strong that I can fall A yak."

Xiao Jian secretly smiled inwardly: Probably almost.

When Dojigrad poured the wine again, he found that there was no wine.

The four jugs of wine were actually drunk by the two of them.

"Don't be afraid, there is plenty of wine, and this wine is all brewed by my girlfriend's family."

Xiao Jian was surprised: "You still have a girlfriend in the village?"

"Of course, my girlfriend and I are childhood sweethearts, we have been in love since we were 13 years old

Dorjigrad made a phone call, and after a while, a beautiful Tibetan girl about eighteen or nineteen years old came in with a smile on her face and a big wine jug in one hand.

These two jugs are bigger, each can hold fifteen catties.

Dojigrad and Xiao Jian hurriedly stood up.

Dorjigrad introduced to Xiao Jian proudly: "This is my girlfriend, Mei Lan Zhuoma. She is 19 years old like me, and she is three months younger than me."

Xiao Jian and Meilan Zhuoma exchanged Tashi Dele.

When the girl saw that the two drank four jugs of wine, she looked at Xiao Jian and his assistant in surprise, and asked, "You drank so much?"

She was surprised how Xiao Jian and his assistant didn't fall down.

Ordinary Han people should fall down after drinking a pot of highland barley wine.

He wasn't worried about Dojigrad, it seemed that Dojigrad wasn't bragging, he hadn't really been drunk.

The assistant quickly waved his hand and said, "No, they both drank it all, and I only drank a bowl."

The girl was even more surprised by Xiao Jian.

Suddenly, her eyes lit up, and she said to Dojigrad, "Is he the Xiao Jian you mentioned?"

Dojigrad clapped his hands and laughed, "Haha, I recognized it. How about it, Xiao Jian, isn't my girlfriend amazing?"

Mei Lanzhuoma smiled and said to Xiao Jian: "He said every day that he wanted to compete football with you, and he often pointed to your photos and videos to show me, so I can recognize you."

Only then did Xiao Jian realize that he hadn't taken off his beard, so he took it off.

Dorjigrad was very angry: "Dolma, I have bad news for you. I lost to him in football and he won. He is now my big brother. However, he is not my opponent for drinking."

The girl sat down and poured wine for the two of them.

Xiao Jian asked Meilan Zhuoma, and when he learned that she could not drink, he picked up the wine bowl and said, "Dojigrad, congratulations on finding a good girlfriend, Meilan Zhuoma, with a nice name, I wish you sweet love , grow old forever. I will offer you three bowls in a row."

Dojigrad felt that he drank so much today that someone drank more than 20 bowls with him and did not pour it down. He laughed and said, "Thank you, I am so happy today, brother, don't worry about drinking it, and get down after a while. I'll carry you to bed."