Football: the history of the first ball

Xiao Jian had to admire Dojigrad, this guy was like a wine vat.

After drinking so much wine, he didn't even go to the toilet. God knows where his wine went.

If I hadn't taken the pills, even if I wasn't drunk, I would have to go to the toilet at least four times.

"My girlfriend's family is famous for its highland barley wine. The highland barley wine I drink in the team is all mailed to me by her family. And although my girlfriend can't drink alcohol, her wine-making skills have been passed down from the family. , her level of wine tasting is also top-notch. In fact, I guess if she drinks, I guess she can also improve her drinking capacity."

Xiao Jian could see that Dorjigrad was very satisfied with Meilan Zhuoma.

Mei Lan Zhuoma said with a smile: "It is enough to have one alcoholic in the family. I don't need to become a female alcoholic."

Xiao Jian found that Mei Lan Zhuoma was not only beautiful, but also elegant.

Sure enough, after inquiring, I learned that Merlin Dolma is currently in his freshman year.Because Dojigrad stopped training for a month, she also took a week off to go home to accompany him.

When the two drank 25 bowls, Duojigle pestered Xiao Jian to go out and compete again.

With the strength of wine, Dorjigle felt that he was number one in the world now, and he refused to accept it again.

So the two went out again, staged a game of grabbing the ball, and then the two had another running game.

Xiao Jian noticed that Dojigrad's footsteps were starting to falter. Although he didn't stumble, it could be seen that both his reaction and speed were greatly reduced.

This is 25 bowls, this is simply an elephant that can drink.

It's pretty good to be able to reach this level.

If he doesn't let go of this elephant this time, he will drink up his football genius sooner or later.

The flamboyant Dojigrad lost even more this time, and finally completely cut off the idea of ​​playing football with Xiao Jianbi, he was completely convinced.

Football is determined not to compare, but he still has a capacity for alcohol.

The two went back to the house and drank again.

The assistant was already frightened silly by the two people's excessive drinking, and tried to persuade Xiao Jian several times, but it was useless.

But the girl smiled and poured wine for the two of them, never persuading them.

As long as the bowls of the two of them were empty, she would fill them up.

Sometimes there was still some bottom wine in Dorjigrad's bowl, but she also smiled and directed him to finish the bottom wine with her eyes.

What a fair girlfriend.

Dorjigle praised instead: "I just like Zhuoma. A smart woman never persuades her man not to drink at the banquet. We Khamba men hate to meet a woman who refuses to drink when we are drinking happily." .

Our love started at the age of 13, she is three months younger than me, and we plan to get married next year. "

Xiao Jian took the opportunity to say: "Then congratulations in advance, and drink three bowls in a row as a respect."

So it was three more bowls.

Now Dorjigrad talks more and more: "Haha, let's make an appointment until I retire, and she will kowtow to the Jokhang Temple with me..."

Xiao Jian said: "I don't have your beliefs, but if you can help me win the World Cup, then I will kowtow with you for a day, and I will also experience the feeling of kowtowing."

Dojigrad was overjoyed: "Haha, that's great. If a world star like you comes to kowtow, I believe more people will understand us. Now many tourists are calling our kowtows brains behind our backs. Sick people."

The two were so happy that they drank three more bowls in a row.

When they had done forty bowls, the two of them made an appointment to go to the toilet once.

Now Xiao Jian knew why Dorjigrad drank so many bowls before going to the toilet.

He actually urinated for 10 minutes.

What a talent.

But when Dojigrad went to the toilet, Xiao Jian helped him to go.

After coming back and sitting down, Dojigrad's language has already begun to roll his tongue.

"Xiao Jian%￥#my brother, you are my dearest brother, *...%￥I admit that you are my teacher in football, but when it comes to drinking, #￥...% you can't, you really can't. Come on , and fuck another ten bowls*...%#@￥"

Then when Dojigrad finished the second bowl, he suddenly fell to the ground and fell asleep.

Mei Lanzhuoma said to Xiao Jian in surprise: "Brother, you are really amazing, he has never been drunk before."

She didn't know how old Xiao Jian was, but when she heard Dojigrad call Xiao Jian his elder brother, she also called him elder brother.

"Thank you brother, if you can get him drunk, he will definitely complete his agreement with you, so that he will drink much less in the future. Actually, I have been looking for a way to make him drink less, but I have never found it. It hurts too much."

Mei Lan Zhuoma's eyes were full of gratitude to Xiao Jian.

Xiao Jian said: "I was also afraid that drinking too much would ruin his football talent. Dolma, come and videotape us. I was afraid that this guy would wake up and deny that he was drunk. That's why I urged him to swear on the mountain."

Mei Lantaoma happily picked up her mobile phone and started recording the photos with a smile.Said: "He brags to me every day. Although he is not the best in the world in playing football, he is definitely the best in the world in drinking highland barley wine. Brother, don't worry, although he is a good drinker, he swears in the name of the sacred mountain." , will be strictly followed.”

Xiao Jian walked over, and the assistant came to help, but Xiao Jian stopped him.

Just kidding, he has the strength of the world's top players, equivalent to the earth's Hercules.

He patted Dojigrad's face and asked, "Brother, are you drunk, can you still drink?"

"I can drink it, I can drink it." Dojigrad murmured, waving his arms.

"Then get up and drink."

Dojigrad fell into a deep sleep this time.

Xiao Jian grabbed Dorjigle, who was already a mess of drunkenness, carried him on his shoulders, sent him to the bedroom, and put him on the bed.

After recording the video, Mei Lan Zhuoma said with a smile: "I will accompany him, you go to rest."

After speaking, Mei Lantoma looked at Dojigrad who was sleeping soundly on the bed with affection, and took off his shoes.

Xiao Jian could see from the eyes of the two of them that their love was as firm as a rock on a snow mountain.

The next morning, Dojigrad woke up.

He was startled when he saw Merandroma sleeping beside his bed, and an ominous premonition rose in his heart.

He sat up suddenly.

Mei Lan Zhuoma also woke up.

Dojigrad asked in horror: "Dolma, what happened yesterday? How did I go to bed? Did I go to bed by myself? Which of us got drunk first?"

Mei Lanzhuoma covered her mouth and laughed.

She took out her phone and called up the video.

After watching the video, Dojigrad's face was as red as a pig's liver. He fell on the bed like an avalanche, then grabbed the quilt to cover his head and shouted: "It's over, Dolma, I don't have the face to face anyone. Now, I All lost."

Mei Lanzhuoma had already bent down with laughter, and tears came out of laughter.

Dolma laughed and teased: "Didn't you say that you are the person who can drink barley wine the most in the world? Now you have met an expert."

Dojigrad's confidence in his drinking hasn't been lost yet.

He lifted the quilt again: "Alcohol has stamina, and I'm the fastest to sober up. He guesses that he can't stand up now. As long as he is too drunk to stand up now, I won't lose."

Dorjigrad got out of bed, but his world was spinning and he was on the verge of falling.

Only one person could be heard shouting: "Fall too, fall too."

Dojigle suddenly couldn't stand upright, and sat down on the ground.

Xiao Jian, who he thought he couldn't get out of bed, was smiling at him at the door with his hands in his pockets with a relaxed face.

Dojigrad finally lowered his head: "Brother, this time, I am really convinced."