Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts

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Since the end of the first class of Defense Against the Dark Arts...for half a month, Gilderoy's class was replaced by Professor Snape.

The reason is simple.....

Gilderoy was unable to teach his students uncontrollably croaking and learning how to jump.

But in Li Xian's opinion...he just has too much baggage as an idol.

But even so, he still didn't forget to take advantage of his relatively normal time (Li Xian speculated that it should be when Lai Fu was sleeping), and went to the teachers of the rest of the class to give pointers.

In particular, he got up early and went to Jiushu's Maoshan class, saying that he had the experience of fighting zombies in the East before.

"To be honest, the zombies in the east are really powerful!!! Almost all magic can't work on them...Of course I know a few spells that can be used to deal with the zombies in the east, and the effect is excellent."

"Really?"

Uncle Jiu said with a smile on his face: "Then I will ask Professor Gildero to guide my children well today. Ah Hong!!!"

With Uncle Jiu shouting...

Suddenly, Gildero felt that something poked his ass behind him. It was sharp and painful!Looking back, it turned out to be a child of seven or eight years old, who looked... quite cute.

"Hey, who's kid! You are so cute!"

Gildero bent down, showing a signature smile, and subconsciously reached out to pinch the face of the kid named Ahong.

At the moment of seeing this scene...all the students gasped in fright.

In the next second, only a scream was heard! ! !

Gildero let out a heart-piercing scream while clutching his bitten finger, and said in a panic:

"Is this child insane?"

At this time, Uncle Jiu snorted coldly: "Child? He is indeed one of my children...but he is also a zombie!"

At this moment, Ron added, "Professor Lockhart, didn't you say you've seen zombies from the East?"

Gildero endured the pain, and said: "Of course I have seen it, but I have never seen such a small... zombie! Professor Lin is really extraordinary, he can get such a rare little zombie, I suddenly I just remembered that I still have to prepare lessons, so I will say goodbye..."

I saw Gildero clutching his fingers and just walked out a few steps, and suddenly began to learn how to jump frogs intermittently.

Although it finally got rid of this habit, it still caused Harry and Ron, almost all the boys to laugh wildly.

Only Hermione, Hannah and a few other girls drooped their faces.

However, soon, everyone's attention was attracted by Uncle Jiu's angry reprimand.

"Li Xian!"

"The disciple is here!"

"Do you know why the teacher punished you?"

"I can't get home from cultivation, and I only persisted for less than half a month, and my mana has almost faded away."

"It's good to know! Since you can't get home in cultivation, then go to practice more severely! I will punish you to go to the bottom of the black lake and hold your breath! You are not allowed to come up if you can't hold it for 10 minutes!"

Li Xian sighed helplessly, took off his shirt, turned around and jumped into the black lake.

Everyone felt sorry for what happened to their little brother Li Xian.

Only Hermione knew that Ninth Uncle's sternness was just for her little brother!It is precisely because of this that Hermione tried to get into the freezer for 10 minutes during the summer vacation, but she couldn't bear it within 3 minutes.

But she still hopes to learn more about Eastern Taoism from Uncle Jiu... Fortunately, they can choose to take Maoshan elective courses twice a week in the second grade this year.One session is on Monday and the other session is on Wednesday.

With Li Xian's beautiful falling into the water, today's Maoshan class came to an end.

Then it was time for lunch. . . .

When everyone was eating in the auditorium, they saw that Uncle Jiu still had a fierce look on his face. Like him, Professor Snape was also teaching Potions to the second graders on Wednesday morning.

It is still because of Gildero, a living treasure.This guy Snape walked in generously when he was taking Potions class, and suggested to Snape that he could change the formula of Compound Potion according to his own method, so as to simplify the production of Compound Potion A step of.

At the same time, Gildero did not forget to promote the hair products produced by his company to Snape, because he felt that Professor Snape's hair was not only dull, but also too oily, as if it hadn't been washed for more than three years .

Who can endure this?

Gilderoy had just left here...Professor Snape turned around and slapped Ron on the back of the head, who was laughing, with the textbook in his hand.

Although it hurt, Ron emphasized to Hermione:

"Recognize the reality early! Gildero is an empty shell with a strong outsider!!! Everything in his book is made up by him!!!"

Hermione said stubbornly: "I hope you can also make up such wonderful and complicated words."

After all, Hermione left angrily after handing in her Potions homework.

Ron shrugged helplessly at his senior brother Li Xian: "Why is this girl still angry?"

Li Xian just wrote his homework calmly and calmly, and then said:

"Don't worry...she won't be angry any more soon...what should I cook for today??? I'll ask the strange old man first, what did this guy prepare for lunch... .”

Ron also immediately changed the subject and asked, "Brother, can you make stewed char siew? I haven't eaten char siu for a long time."

"Hey, the barbecued pork is good!"

Li Xian's eyes lit up: "Master, he likes to eat char siu the most! When he is angry, our senior sisters can handle it with a bowl of char siu."

So...

As soon as the morning Potions class was over, Li Xian went straight to the kitchen.

When Li Xian came out of the kitchen and approached Uncle Jiu, Uncle Jiu glanced at Li Xian and snorted coldly:

"Stinky boy, I thought you drowned in the black lake because you didn't come to eat? It's fine if you drown, as a teacher, you will have time to train your junior sister Hermione."

After Hermione on the side heard this, she suddenly had an inexplicable little expectation! ! !

Li Xian laughed, then brought a bowl of barbecued pork to Uncle Jiu:

"It's not that I'm afraid that today's food will not suit your appetite, so I went to the back kitchen to make you a bowl of fat and lean char siu! You have a taste..."

Uncle Jiu secretly swallowed, but the moment he turned his head, he immediately showed a fierce look:

"If you have time to cook here and show your hospitality, it's better to go to the Black Lake to practice more. Besides, can your barbecued pork be as delicious as your senior sister's?"

Just when Li Xian pretended to take back the char siu rice, Uncle Jiu went up and squeezed a piece of meat, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed: "You think I can't eat without the char siu!"

While speaking, he snatched the bowl and chopsticks from Li Xian's hand, turned his head and left.

Hermione on the side was stunned.

This mouth is upright! ! !

When she saw Li Xian again, Li Xian deliberately shook his finger at her:

"Little sister, if you want to compete with senior brother, you must first know how to cook barbecued pork rice!!!"

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ps: Today's second update.Let me explain here what will happen*...that is, don't make too many original works, or you will be reported. You need to have more original plots, otherwise you will be embarrassed.....