Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts

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"Master, try it. This is the Three Cup Chicken I made by looking through the classics and finding ancient recipes!!!"

"Really? As a teacher, you must taste the disciple's heart!"

Seeing little Hermione coming over with a pot of Three Cup Chicken, Uncle Jiu was full of anticipation at first, until he saw the appearance of the ancient Three Cup Chicken:

"That... Min girl! This cooking job is very hard! I think I should leave it to your little brother in the future! That kid is born to be a cook..."

"I know!"

Hermione held the pot of Three Cup Chicken and said, "My senior brother's dream is to enter the Badger Court, but he was assigned to the Eagle Court, so he had to scold the Sorting Hat a hundred times every day to relieve his anger! Master, try it!" It won't taste good when it's cold..."

"Is it cold? Hehe... Min girl! Even if you put the three cups of chicken in for another half an hour, it doesn't look like it will be cold!"

Uncle Jiu looked at the burnt three-cup chicken and said: "Girl, tell Master truthfully, have you used magic? It seems to be called flaming magic? This fire is a bit hot!"

Hermione explained again: "No, I followed the ancient recipe completely. Master, please try..."

Uncle Jiu said: "Follow the steps, it's not easy to make it like this! Then as a teacher, let's have a taste..."

Watching Uncle Jiu pick up a chopstick... Hermione stared excitedly at Uncle Jiu chewing, aftertaste, after swallowing...

"Not bad! Girl Min's craftsmanship is really good."

"Great, as long as Master likes it!"

After Hermione put down the rest of the Three Cup Chicken, she turned and left: "Master, I'll do my homework first, and I'll make you a new dish another day!"

"You don't need new dishes, but girl Min must study hard!"

After watching Hermione leave, Uncle Nine hurriedly turned around and spit out a black thick object mixed with saliva outside the window.

Gildero happened to pass by downstairs and touched the black and sticky thing on the top of his head: "Ah!!! Who the hell did this?"

He yelled upstairs...unexpectedly, after the crime was over, Uncle Jiu had already closed the window.

"Almost killed me!"

Immediately after ignoring Gildero's calls outside the building, Uncle Jiu looked at the remaining black Three Cup Chicken again, and subconsciously shuddered.

"Sure enough, if you don't have an idea talent, you can't cook well."

Uncle Jiu sighed helplessly, and when he turned around, Harry and Ron came over, Uncle Jiu pointed to the pot of three cup chicken that was burnt on the table and said: "Well done, the three cup chicken that your little sister just sent , you two also try..."

After Harry and Ron saw it, they immediately shook their heads: "It's better...don't do it!"

Uncle Jiu immediately put on a serious face: "This is a little wish from your little senior sister! How can you live up to it, you must try it."

Harry and Ron looked at Uncle Ninth, it was clearly written on his face - if you want to die, everyone will die together.

Reluctantly, Harry and Ron were forced to eat a piece each.

Ron threw up on the spot.

Coincidentally, his symptoms of constantly vomiting slugs caused by the rebound of his wand were also directly cured by mistake.

That's why the two little ones came here... because they had already gone to Hagrid before, but the solution was to keep spitting until there was no room.

Now... Relying on the three-cup chicken cooked by Chef Hermione, I spit it out in one breath.

Ron clutched his instantly happy stomach, and smiled comfortably: "It's so cool!"

Seeing that Ron was fine, Harry was naturally relieved, so much so that he forgot about the Three Cup Chicken.

When Harry came to his senses, he hurriedly pulled Ron away to prevent Uncle Ninth from continuing to force them to eat the Three Cup Chicken made by Hermione.

As for the final whereabouts of the three-cup chicken, Uncle Jiu probably didn't throw it away. Harry guessed that it was probably eaten by his senior brother Li Xian in the end.After all, he is the master who can swallow even hair and yellow talismans!

As for their senior brother Li Xian, at this moment, after learning that Malfoy of Slytherin called Hermione a "mudblood"...he went to the Quidditch training occupied by Slytherin for no reason. went to the field.

The moment Li Xian arrived... the entire Slytherin team dispersed instantly.

And in the following time, as long as Li Xian appeared on the training ground... the Slytherin people would leave the field instantly as if they were avoiding death.

After all, they don't want to be stabbed into a hornet's nest by Li Xian in the next competition!

And this also led to... Slytherin's training volume was half less than usual.

For this reason, Li Xian just said: "Before you scold my junior sister, you should be aware of paying the price for this!!!"

As the cold weather of October sets in... Hogwarts has been hit by a bout of flu.

That's right.It's just that normal cold!

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, Li Xian would have almost forgotten that the wizards here also get colds.

Therefore, Li Xian, who has to go diving, swimming, and holding his breath in the icy Black Lake every day, makes these guys admire him very much.

"It's hard for Li Xian to get sick with his physique!"

Regarding this, Uncle Nine said: "This is the result of Qi training but not physical training..."

So, at Uncle Jiu's suggestion, Principal Dumbledore, after seeking the consent of all the teachers in the school...

A body training method from the Great Xia Kingdom officially entered the ancient castle of Hogwarts.

Of course, adhering to the idea of ​​​​liberal democracy...

"You can choose to join, or refuse. Just don't be forced to drink refreshments when you have a cold!"

Thinking that after being forced to drink some refreshing potion by his brother Percy, his whole bright red hair was steaming.

Ginny decisively signed up for the...

So not long after... On the square of Hogwarts, a group of students wearing summer sports uniforms appeared and started their so-called physical training! ! !

At first, some of them were willing to participate, but more conservative students, such as Malfoy, refused to wear such fancy clothes.

Until they found that when they wore those robes and exercised their physique, it was really in the way...so they also chose to compromise.

finally......

As the lead dancer of this physical training, Li Xian stood on a stage specially set up for body training, because standing there, the teachers and students of the whole school could see every movement of Li Xian.

"Okay, everyone did very well in the eighth set of radio gymnastics yesterday! Today! We're going to increase the difficulty..."

When it came to this, the students complained in their hearts:

"Don't make it too difficult, okay! I just memorized the eighth set of radio gymnastics!"

"That's right! Is this body training posture too difficult? How do Daxia people do it? Everyone knows it!"

Li Xian didn't care about these complaints, but kept emphasizing:

"You must remember that the basic rule of square dancing is to sweat! If you don't sweat, just dance until you sweat. If you sweat, your physique will heal naturally, and this cold will naturally treat you. I can't avoid it...Come on, please come and dance with me to one of the exclusive dance songs of our Great Xia Country Square Dance..."

With a wave of Li Xian's exclusive mahogany sword and magic wand, the recorder placed on the other side of the table with the sound amplification spell immediately started playing a piece of super happy music:

"...

you are my little apple

I don't love you too much

The little red face warms my heart

Light up the fire of my life

fire fire fire fire

......"

Li Xian on the stage was demonstrating his movements to the music while observing everything in the audience... When he noticed that Principal Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall were also among the square dancers:

Hey, Square Dance Invasion Plan - Success! ! !

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ps: Today's third update is over, the weekend is over again.uh...