Conan: Naruto

"That's why...as a famous detective, you don't hesitate to break the law..."

Hattori Heiji unconsciously lowered the brim of his hat.

He looked at Kudo Shinichi with indescribable emotion and said with sincere emotion:

"Kudo, I really underestimated you."

"Hattori, do you have any last words?"

Kudo Shinichi put his hands behind his back, folded his forearms, looked at Hattori Heiji indifferently, and told without a doubt:

"The only way to prevent you from conveying your identity as a Haoyue Ninja to the outside world is to send you to a place where no one is around.

That's right, Haoyue and I will build a villa in the forest, setting up wind walls to block outside creatures and leaving only gaps to supply fresh air, so that you can live safely for a lifetime.

After that, we'll relay what you want to say to your friends and family, and even allow you to write to them every once in a while.

However, before the envelope is sent to the recipient, I will read the letter thoroughly to confirm that you have not hidden the message for help. "

"Kudo..."

Hattori Heiji quickly realized that Kudo Shinichi's words were not a joke, and his expression gradually became serious.

"For Haoyue..."

Kudo Shinichi's ten fingers were all cold.

His lenses reflected the dangerous light, and he looked down at Hattori Heiji, whose expression became more solemn, and said unswervingly and sincerely:

"I'm willing to pay any price."

The voice just fell.

"New One."

Dongfang Haoyue no longer cared about the existence of the third party, Hattori Heiji, and took the initiative to hold Kudou Shinichi's cold little hand, instantly melting Shinichi's tough heart, looking at Shinichi gently, and said softly and firmly:

"Don't violate the laws that Shinichi has been conscientiously abiding by since he was a child for my sake.

Even if the peaceful life is shattered, as long as Shinichi is by my side, everything will be beautiful. "

"Haoyue..."

Kudo Shinichi returned to his normal mood at the speed of light, looked at Dongfang Haoyue with nostalgia, and said helplessly and sadly:

"Okay...I promise Haoyue.

Even if Hattori announces Haoyue's identity as a ninja, I will not violate the law. "

“Hey, hey, that’s enough for you!!

I'm not a bad person, how could I tear you apart like a villain? ! ! "

Hattori Heiji angrily looked back and forth at Dongfang Haoyue and Kudo Shinichi, who were in love with each other and had deep affection, and complained unbearably:

"Let me tell you, why are you two grown men acting out the same painful drama of separation and death as women!?

Why? !

and many more......

Is it difficult...could it be...

You, you...? !

Do you like men? ? ? "

As Hattori Heiji spoke, he clasped his hands in fear, goosebumps appeared on his skin.

"what!!!"

Dongfang Haoyue and Kudo Shinichi were devastated.

They instantly broke away from the ambiguous emotions of looking at each other, turned to look at Hattori Heiji in unison, and denied in unison:

"It's not like that!!!"

"Look, look, I'll tell you!"

Hattori Heiji held his hands in his arms, stared at Dongfang Haoyue and Kudo Shinichi, whose pretty faces were slightly red, with narrowed eyes, and said bluntly:

"The actions and words are like the same person, and your faces are all red, and you still say that you don't like men?"

"Humph!"

Dongfang Haoyue always held Kudo Shinichi with her left hand, crossed her chest with her right hand, turned her head slightly arrogantly, and said to herself in a clarifying manner:

"Is there a possibility that I am a girl?"

"What, what?!"

Hattori Heiji's pupils dilated, he looked at Dongfang Haoyue in disbelief, and he confirmed in disbelief:

"Are you a girl!?"

Hattori Heiji didn't wait for Dongfang Haoyue to respond, his brain cells were running rapidly and he said curiously:

"Hey, what should I do about Xiaolan?

Isn’t it true that Kudo is treading two different paths? ? ?

I remember it very clearly!

The last time I went to Tedan High School to inquire about Kudo's whereabouts, a nymphomaniac girl named Suzuki Sonoko said... Xiaolan is Kudo's woman. "

"Although I agree that Sonoko is a nymphomaniac, Xiaolan is not in a relationship with Shinichi, let alone Shinichi's woman."

Dongfang Haoyue looked at Hattori Heiji with bluffing, and said with righteous words:

"Xinyi and I are simple, ordinary good friends, not a couple as you imagine."

"You, you are holding hands, how dare you say we are not a couple???"

Hattori Heiji stared at Dongfang Haoyue and Kudou Shinichi with his mouth open, and complained incomprehensibly:

"During the time when I was obsessed with solving difficult cases, the times have developed to the point where holding hands is not considered a relationship?"

"that......"

Kudo Shinichi's handsome face was completely red.

Unable to withstand Hattori Heiji's questioning, he pretended to look at Hattori calmly and then changed the subject meticulously:

"If you have any questions Hattori, please take the time to ask. Don't forget that we still have an unsolved murder case."

"Yep!"

Dongfang Haoyue put down her right hand, looked at Hattori Heiji seriously, and agreed seriously:

"If you have any questions you don't understand, please ask quickly and don't dangle in front of us!"

"whispering sound."

Hattori Heiji saw through Dongfang Haoyue and Kudo Shinichi's shy thoughts at a glance, curled his lips angrily, and asked logically:

“First, can I learn ninjutsu?

Second, why are your bodies getting smaller?

Could it be a side effect of superpowers...oh no, could it be a side effect of ninjutsu?

Thirdly, one night some time ago, did you create a Western-style wooden dragon in the sky above Yoneka Town?

Fourth, when you usually solve crimes, do you use the mind-turning technique to control the stupid uncle to clarify his reasoning? "

"Wait, let's not mention the first three questions for now."

Kudo Shinichi looked at Hattori Heiji in deep surprise, and asked in confusion:

"You came to eavesdrop when I mentioned glass, how could you possibly know the art of turning your mind?"

"Is Hattori lying?"

Dongfang Haoyue looked at Kudo Shinichi pretending to be excited, then calmly looked at the expressionless Hattori Heiji, and joked with a smile:

"As expected, it's better to kill this dishonest guy like him!"

"Don't kill me so hastily, okay?"

Hattori Heiji put his hands in his trouser pockets, looked at Dongfang Haoyue with feigned dissatisfaction, and reluctantly explained:

"Actually, one of my friends in Osaka has a stupid girl.

She always makes strange love gestures to me, shouts about the heart-turning technique, and tries to control me to act like a clown in front of everyone.

Later I found out that she liked a manga called Naruto, especially the ninja named Shan Ino..."