Conan: Naruto

"you idiot!!!"

Dongfang Haoyue was furious.

As a Naruto demon, he will never allow outsiders to slander one of his favorites, Naruto!

At this moment, Dongfang Haoyue gently held Kudou Shinichi with his left hand, clenched his right hand tightly into a fist and waved it to his chest. He stared at Hattori Heiji indignantly and urgently corrected:

"It's not Ino Yamayama, it's Ino Yamanaka!!!"

at the same time.

Kudo Shinichi looked at Hattori Heiji pretending to be calm, secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and sighed happily in his heart:

“When I heard about the Heart Turning Technique, I almost thought Haoyue and Hattori were from another world.

Fortunately, this was not the case, otherwise Hattori would have been in trouble if he accidentally revealed this. "

"Ah, yes, yes, it's Yamanaka Ino!"

Hattori Heiji waved his hands calmly, and looked at Dongfang Haoyue, whose face softened a little, and put down his right hand, without feeling any embarrassment, and added calmly:

"Because of this, I specifically asked the classmates in the class who like Naruto about the principle of the Heart Turn Jutsu.

But... there are many reasons why I associate the art of mind-turning with you. "

Hattori Heiji put his hands in his trouser pockets, looked at Dongfang Haoyue calmly, and reasoned quickly and clearly:

"First of all, when the uncle was explaining his reasoning, one of the children who were extremely smart and liked to reason disappeared and the other fell asleep on the spot.

Second.

One night some time ago, a Western-style wooden dragon appeared in the sky above Yoneka Town.

According to my dad, the photos and videos taken by a large number of witnesses at the scene are clear and definitely not fake.

In other words, there are extraordinary forces in the world that science cannot yet explain.

In this case, I can assume that you, Dongfang Haoyue, created the comic that became popular across the country based on your own superpowers, then...

According to the ninjutsu in the manga that I revealed during my chat with the stupid girls, it would be easy for you and Kudo to grow or shrink as you wish.

Besides.

If the mind-turning technique that stupid girls usually talk about because of comics can be realized in reality, then I have every reason to suspect that you first use the mind-turning technique to control the stupid uncle, and then let the person hiding in a corner somewhere Kudo explains his reasoning.

Also.

If I could narrow down the Kudo I see...

I think... Kudo Shin's appearance when he was a child is probably similar to Edogawa Conan's appearance.

This can barely be regarded as evidence that Conan is equal to Kudo.

And when Kudo appeared last time, Conan disappeared inexplicably... This is also evidence.

Not only that, I remember Kudo said he had a friend outside called Dongfang-san.

Not long after that, you told me carelessly...Classmate Dongfang is your biological brother, and his name is also Dongfang Haoyue.

Thinking about it now, you just deceived me like a fool. Don't you feel guilty when you said those words?

My elder brother and younger brother are both called Dongfang Haoyue. It is impossible no matter how you think about it! "

"what......"

Dongfang Haoyue scratched her head with her right hand to relieve her embarrassment, and joked with a smile:

"Aren't you a fool for realizing now that I shouldn't have the same name as my fictional brother?"

"Please, you looked like a child at that time. Even your style was that of a child. How could I suspect that you were lying?"

Hattori Heiji looked at Dongfang Haoyue with narrowed eyes, and complained speechlessly:

"How old were you before you became small? Why do I feel that you were not very old before you became small?"

", I should be one year older than you!"

Dongfang Haoyue put her right hand on her hip, looked at Hattori Heiji with a smile, and joked happily:

"Call brother quickly!"

"elder brother?"

Hattori Heiji looked stunned and said in dumb surprise:

"You said you were a girl just now, and now you're a boy?"

"Why, it can't be done?"

Dongfang Haoyue looked at Hattori Heiji confidently, and said with high spirits and unruly:

"To Shinichi, I am a girl, and to you boys, I am a boy. Doesn't it make sense?"

“What’s so reasonable!!!”

Hattori Heiji was anxious.

He held his head with both hands, looked at Dongfang Haoyue in a frantic manner, and questioned with an explosive mentality:

"Are you a boy or a girl?!"

"What does it matter if I'm a boy or a girl~?"

Dongfang Haoyue looked at Hattori Heiji with ease and ease, smiled sweetly and asked for approval:

"We are all good friends anyway, regardless of gender!"

The voice just fell.

“Gender doesn’t matter at all!”

Kudo Shinichi, who had been listening to the conversation between the two, could not stand still.

He held Dongfang Haoyue's white and tender hand tightly, looked at Haoyue affectionately, and said unswervingly and sincerely:

"What I care about is Haoyue's heart, not Haoyue's gender."

"Shinichi is so nice~~~"

The four fingers of Dongfang Haoyue's left hand were smoothly inserted into the five fingers of Kudou Shinichi's right hand, and he looked at Shinichi with a sweet smile.

"You...you..."

Hattori Heiji's pupils were like an earthquake.

He looked at Dongfang Haoyue and Kudou Shinichi in disbelief, then at their soft little hands intertwined with each other, and confirmed in disbelief:

"So, although Haoyue is a boy, he thinks he is a girl?!"

"What nonsense are you talking about?!"

Dongfang Haoyue and Kudo Shinichi forcibly interrupted their ambiguous emotions, looked at Hattori Heiji with speechless expressions, and explained because they couldn't stand it anymore:

"I (Haoyue) have a special physique and automatically switch gender every 21 days, that's all!"

???

Hattori Heiji's mentality exploded.

He couldn't help but type three question marks, looked at Dongfang Haoyue in shock, and said in disbelief and incomprehensibly:

“Can this still happen???

Is this, is this a side effect of mastering superpowers? ! "

"Well..."

Dongfang Haoyue looked at Hattori Heiji helplessly and reluctantly agreed:

"You can understand it that way."

"But then again...is your current body in a boy's form or a girl's form?"

Hattori Heiji regained his composure slightly, turned into a gossip crowd at the speed of light, looked at Dongfang Haoyue with curiosity, and speculated with a evil smile:

"Are you using a boy's body to get close to Kudo~?"

"Ah...what does it have to do with it!"

Dongfang Haoyue looked at Hattori Heiji a little shyly, and defended embarrassedly:

"Shinichi doesn't mind!"

"That's right, I don't care!"

Before Kudo Shinichi finished his loving words, he smacked the left side of Dongfang Haoyue's face with lightning speed, and looked resolutely at Hattori Heiji, whose face was dull.