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Han Zifeng looked at it and said: "Ahem, sister, I suggest you go to Yue Lao's place to offer incense and ask someone to cut off the peach blossoms. I guess you are the red string that the old man held when he was drunk. What are these and what?" There are men and women, but I can’t find the ones that are reliable.”

Xiancai's whole body was like an eggplant beaten by frost. Zifeng directly asked the Internet police officer: "Internet police officer, where does this child live?"

The internet police officer smiled and replied: "From Beijing."

Zifeng nodded: "Okay, let's take them away tomorrow. Monkey, prepare your stick, it's time to smoke this month. It's such a mess, I feel dizzy when I see it. The key is, I can't find the main peach blossom. If the beheading is wrong, the girl will be left to die alone."

Xiancai suddenly felt bad. Zifeng comforted him: "Calm down, calm down, Brother Monkey is here to help you." Xiancai was silent for a long time, and started crying.

Zifeng shook his head, how can I comfort you, kid? She looked at the monkey next to her and asked, "Brother Monkey, how about you come up?"

Brother Monkey turned around and replied: "I am only responsible for Didi beating people." Xiancai cried so miserably, but netizens laughed happily. This girl is really miserable!

Seeing this, Zifeng said: "Okay, just cry slowly. Remember to read the collection tomorrow and ask Brother Monkey to take you to beat Yue Lao."

Yue Gong Yue Lao, suddenly had an idea. For no reason, Nuwa and the monkey were interested in her. It was strange that she could do well. Sensing that the girl below had bad thoughts, he felt it and then sent a message to Yue Lao: "Be prepared to be beaten."

Yue Lao: "My dear, what did the little boy do wrong?"

Nuwa: "How do you tie that red thread? My sister and the monkey are planning to beat someone, and you will be beaten. The key is, there is a bunch of rotten peach blossoms, and they can't find the main red thread at all. These two tempers If you're not good, I'll get impatient and plan to slap you first and pay for the consultation."

Yue Lao was speechless, and Nuwa reminded: "Tomorrow, you will handle the temple in the capital, and hold your breath before the monkey whips you." Yue Lao was speechless again. However, I also know that tomorrow will be the time to test him.

Without saying anything all night, Xiao Qi took Zifeng and Brother Monkey directly to catch the evening flight to the capital. When we arrived in the capital, it was almost the next day. Xiaoqi and Xiaoqi received the address of Xiancai. Brother Monkey happily found the little guy and Didi beat him.

Zifeng was worried and followed Brother Monkey to knock on the door. After Xiancai opened the door, Zifeng, Sun Wukong and Xiaoqi drove and took Xiancai to Yuelao Temple. Zifeng also turned on the live broadcast. After all, Zifeng It’s better to broadcast this matter about Yue Lao for fun.

Today's topic is: "The first scene: Beating Yuelao."

Needless to say, there were still a lot of people watching the show. When they came to Yuelao Temple, Brother Monkey was not polite. He took his stick and hit it on the ground a few times. Yuelao didn't say anything and came out happily. , cupped his hands and said, "Mother, great sage, do you have any advice?"

Zifeng said with disgust: "Stop talking nonsense and sort this child out, otherwise we will destroy this place today."

Yue Lao looked at Xiancai, remained silent for a long time, and said weakly: "Empress, Monkey King, don't you think it's because the little one got drunk, right?"

Zifeng said calmly: "Of course. Not even the main peach blossom."

Yue Lao took a few steps back again and said: "Ahem, I really can't control this matter. Well, she has no control over the peach blossoms in the first place. Well, this, this, this is called love disaster."

Zifeng suddenly looked at Huancai with disgusted eyes. Huancai, the child, was stunned again. This time she didn't cry. She just touched her chin and said after thinking for a long time: "No, no, I don't have any faith! Love disaster? Isn't that too much?"

Yue Lao looked at the sky helplessly, it was hard for him to say this! Zifeng also understood, and then asked: "1. Monk; 2. Taoist priest; 3. Others."

Yue Lao replied calmly: "2, 2."

Zifeng pondered and asked, "Are you the disciple or grandson of the second family?" Yue Lao felt that they were talking together and nodded. She asked again: "So, what's going on with this blooming hair ball? Isn't it just one thing?"

Yue Lao thought about it and answered tentatively: "Love brain."

Zifeng thought about it and said, "Well, that is to say, the second child thinks that this girl is a love-struck girl, so she wants to make it up to her." Yue Lao nodded. Xiancai was a little confused, and Zifeng added: "Your situation is: in your previous life, you were a disciple of the same model as Nezha. You don't know what love brain is, so you were forcibly robbed."

She sighed and said: "Little girl, what you can do now is: men are clouds, men are clothes, there is no man in your heart, and you draw your sword to the gods of nature. This is useless."

Xiancai looked at the sky with empty eyes, and pondered for a long time before asking: "In other words, I will never meet a good person in my life."

Zifeng thought about it and said, "No, but you can completely understand that good people are easily widowed after getting married; bad people are easily widowed, which hurts money, body and nerves."

Huancai's eyes became even more hollow, and he thought about it for a long time before saying, "Okay, okay, I have to be prepared to die alone, okay."

Zifeng patted the child sympathetically and added: "The second child has been stingy since ancient times. It's normal for you to get caught in her hands and get fucked. Come on, Oli will give it to you."

Huancai asked weakly: "Should I beg Yue Lao now?"

Zifeng patted the child more sympathetically and said, "Don't cause trouble for Yue Lao. Help you, he will be beaten. This blame really does not belong to this old man."

Xiancai became even more depressed. She was silent for a long time before she asked: "Okay, okay, where are you going? I will be your tour guide."

Zifeng said calmly: "No need, you really can't get in where we are going!" Xiancai nodded and went home by himself. Zifeng told Xiaoqi to post the follow-up of Xiancai to Bugua Classroom, and then continued to report to the leader.

Anyway, netizens were quite speechless after watching the follow-up, feeling very embarrassed after going through a love crisis. Many people asked: "Did this offend Master?"

When she came to the Forbidden City, she met the leader smoothly. Then she started to sort out the good guys and bad guys based on the information. In two days, she saw more than 999 people. After she understood them all, she was surprised. What's amazing is that, just like this, although there are no details, but after one wave, is enough.

After finishing the matter here, Zifeng asked Xiaoqi to withdraw the dividends from the live broadcast. Zifeng added some more, threw the money to the chief here, and asked him to do charity, and then took the monkey on a self-guided tour. .

This time, their main job was to clean up the Onmyoji on the island country. Since the original task was completed, she simply planned to clean up the whole world before leaving.