[HP/Naruto] Be a ninja magician

"...He just ran away without saying a word after that, and never showed up again." Kakashi said with his shoulders slumped in frustration.

Harry stared at him, somewhat resentful.

Even the 11-year-old Itachi (physical age) who has never been in a relationship can see the problem, and said sharply: "Anyone would run away, because you are playing a hooligan."

Kakashi was dumbfounded.

"Kakashi, Kakashi, I made you look so good, did I ask you to go up and kiss him?" Harry also said, "...Of course, you can kiss him if you want, but before kissing, Shouldn't you confess first according to the procedure?"

Kakashi opened his mouth and said, "I have a confession...?"

"Which one? 'Hero's medal'? Or 'thank you'?" Harry poked him on the shoulder, "Even if it's a scene of pure love, no one would say thank you. Unless you want to go there It’s a way of repaying kindness with your body—but that’s not just saying thank you! At least say one more sentence, “The grace of saving life can’t be repaid, but can only be promised with your body”?”

Kakashi: "..."

The more Harry spoke, the more helpless he became: "You Hatake family are really... more emotionally incomprehensible than the other. Your father and mother have been together as brothers for more than ten years, and they were forced to confess all the way until you had you.  … ...It turned out that you are doing the same now! Thanks to the fact that you are a real man, otherwise I would have to worry about whether the two of you will also mess up a child!"

Itachi was slightly surprised and opened his eyes wide.

He looked at Kakashi seriously, from head to foot, then from foot to head, and nodded seriously, obviously thinking that Kakashi was really capable of such things as unmarried, conceived, and married.

Kakashi: "..."

However, things have already happened, and it is useless to regret it.

Obito decided that Kakashi was plotting against him (or maybe he was frightened).He still keeps in touch with Harry, and occasionally has two actual duels with Itachi, but as soon as Kakashi appears, he will immediately hide in a different space, and he will not show up even if he is killed, let alone talk to Kakashi.

This awkward stalemate has lasted for more than a year.

When Kakashi was 19 years old and the little prince Naruto and his bamboo horse Sasuke were about to finish their first grade of ninja elementary school, Obito was attacked in another dimension.

This time the enemy used a very vicious and treacherous hidden weapon. At first glance it looked like a palm-sized shuriken, but when it hit the human body, it would explode and shatter into tiny but sharp iron sand like a shotgun.

Obito has been fighting wits and bravery with this elusive intruder for so long, tried everything, but failed to catch the other party and fight back, and now he was attacked while sleeping again, and the whole person is very manic.

"Damn it! All warning spells didn't trigger! Could it be that guy is invisible?!" He cursed, "I really don't know what he wants to do! He spends most of his time in my different space full of litter on the ground, eaten food packaging bags, broken furniture, kunai and shurikens, old clothes, stones, branches... Oh, yes, I even saw Minato-sensei's flying thunder god kunai, also I don't know where he stole it from... and then he will give it to me out of the blue!"

Harry was assisting in the operation to remove the iron sand embedded in the flesh that prevented the wound from healing. The patient moved suddenly when he was excited, and the scalpel almost pierced the aorta, which made him break out in a cold sweat.

He hurriedly held him down, and said warningly: "Don't move, if you move around again, I will tie you up."

Obito lay flat on the ground cooperatively, but didn’t stay quiet for a while, and then said: “Fortunately, you can use magic magic… With my body type, conventional painkillers don’t work, and without magic to help relieve pain, I will definitely die from pain on the spot !...No! I can’t die easily! Woohoo! Damn!!”

Harry reassured casually: "Okay, okay, if you shut up, your blood pressure will rise when you speak, and the incision is bleeding out again, and it will be difficult to deal with it later."

Obito was directly stabbed in the chest by a hidden weapon, and his upper body was bloody and bloody from the shotgun. The flesh was full of iron sand not much larger than the tip of a needle. Even with the help of magic, the operation still took more than three hours.

Thanks to the presence of leukocytes, the wound will stop bleeding and heal itself after the foreign body is removed, without additional consideration of the prognosis.

After the operation was done and the wounded were left to clean up the mess by themselves, Harry walked out of the room and stood under the sun in the yard to stretch out his sore back.

Halfway through the exercise, Anbu came to inform him that Kakashi had been sent to the hospital again.

Due to the excessive use of Sharingan, Kakashi, who has become famous in the underground intelligence networks of various countries by virtue of the title of "Copy Ninja", basically has to go to the hospital first every time he completes a mission.There was no fluctuation in Harry's heart, he finished his exercises slowly, sat and rested for a while, and then went out to the hospital to pick up someone.

To his surprise, Kakashi was not only physically exhausted this time, but also suffered traumatic injuries. When he arrived at the hospital, the doctor had just finished treating the injuries and was pushing the injured out of the operating room.

Seeing the family members, the attending doctor spontaneously came over to explain the condition: "I was lucky, it looked serious, but in fact the main injury was the flesh, and the muscles and bones were fine. Go back and take a few days to recuperate, and you will recover soon."

Harry lifted the quilt to take a look, and found that Kakashi's leg was covered with bandages. Just to be on the safe side, he asked one more question: "How did you hurt?"

The attending doctor signaled the assistant next to him to show him the tray containing medical waste: "It's a kind of shotgun-like hidden weapon made of iron sand..."

Harry looked down, and there was a black mass on the plate, pinpoint-sized iron sand mixed with blood and pieces of meat—exactly the same as the one he had just taken out of Obito an hour ago.

He was taken aback, and then suddenly realized.

This hidden weapon is very special and representative. Instead of suspecting that the enemy holding it attacked Obito and Kakashi at the same time, there is a better explanation——

The invisible intruder that has plagued Obito for nearly two years doesn't actually exist.There will be inexplicable things or attacks that should not appear in the different space of Obito, and the source is Kakashi's kaleidoscope Sharingan.

The two eyes belong to the time-space system and share a different space, but their abilities are not the same.Obito's right eye can teleport himself and other people nearby into another dimension, while Kakashi's left eye can teleport objects.

The sundries that appeared in the different space, that is, the garbage in Obito's mouth, including the flying thunder god Kunai of Minato, were thrown in by Kakashi when he was trying to practice his kaleidoscope ability; and Obito was injured twice, It is because Kakashi used the kaleidoscope ability in actual combat to transfer the attacks (detonating charms and shurikens) that should have hit him into a different space to achieve the purpose of avoiding damage.

——It's just that the damage that Kakashi avoided was transferred to the defenseless innocent Obito who was sleeping in a different space.

After Harry told Obito the truth, Obito, who was beaten twice by friendly forces in succession, was very angry.

When Kakashi woke up from the coma, he rushed over immediately, grabbed Kakashi by the collar and said, "You! Did you use the different space like this?! Apologize to the different space!"

Kakashi didn't know what happened yet, and after listening to Harry's supplementary explanation, he was dazed for a while before gradually realizing it.

He hesitated and said, "That is to say, all the items that I confiscated with Kamui have been transferred to you...?"

Obito: "...What is Kamui?"

"I named my kaleidoscope sharingan ability. I wanted to ask for your opinion, after all, it is your eyes..." Kakashi lowered his eyes sadly, and his voice lowered, "But you have been unwilling to talk to me ..."

Obito was silent.

He suddenly remembered that he was still in a cold war with Kakashi!

He hid in a different space again.

Not surprised, Harry shook his head and sighed, "Tsk tsk tsk."

People who are in love will not be easily defeated. Kakashi only cheered up after being depressed for a day.

Knowing that Sharingan is connected to the same different space, the originally difficult communication has become a lot easier.

Kakashi began to write a note to Obito, writing down what he wanted to say on the paper, and enclosing the letter with sweets bought from a dessert shop, and sending them into a different space with Kamui.

At first, Obito ignored it with integrity, what Kakashi sent in, he turned his face and threw it all back on Kakashi's bed like taking out garbage.

But Kakashi is very persevering, he has been defeated and fought repeatedly, and he is indomitable. He delivers meals and notes at a fixed frequency of once a day.

A month later, Obito accepted the sweets.

Another month later, he started ordering behind Kakashi's note, confidently saying that it was Kakashi's compensation for accidentally hurting him.

The relationship between the two fell to the freezing point and gradually eased. Although Obito still insisted on avoiding Kakashi, but apart from not seeing each other, the communication between them reached an unprecedented peak.

However, man is always a greedy animal.When you can't communicate, you will feel that it is a great thing to be able to say a few words; if you can communicate smoothly, you will want more.

Kakashi also failed to escape this vicious circle.

After passing small notes with Obito as a 'pen pal' for a few months, he secretly planned to confess his love again.

He first went to ask the two most experienced elders around him: "Uncle, may I ask, you and Uncle Yihe, who confessed first?"

Harry and Yihe answered in unison: "He."

Two people: "...?"

After so many years, there was actually a disagreement on such an issue that should be a consensus. Harry recalled it carefully for a while, no matter how he thought about it, he remembered that it was Yihe who initiated the pursuit of him first.

"It's definitely you, Yihe." He said firmly, "Don't you remember? At that time, you always tried to stick to me, make physical contact, and grabbed Irene to show love to me. After that, there was no task. Come and cook for me every day..."

Yihe frowned and said, "I remember what you said, but weren't we officially together for a long time then?"

Harry had question marks all over his head: "Huh??"

Looking at him, Yihe felt that his strangeness was very strange: "It was you who confessed to me first. That year's New Year's Eve, you gave me a book——"

Harry dug three feet in the wasteland of memory, and it took him a while to recall the specific reason: "Oh...you mean...the first New Year after 'that' mission?"

After getting an affirmative answer, he was even more surprised: "But it's just an ordinary New Year's gift?"

Yihe's eyebrows also frowned even tighter: "Who would treat that kind of book as an ordinary gift?"

He thought of a very bad possibility, and his voice became cold: "... Besides giving it to me, who else have you given it to?"

As he gets older, Yihe will no longer be jealous like he was when he was 30 years old, but once he gets jealous, the old vinegar is more powerful, and the sour taste can almost drown people directly.

Harry was choked up, and before he had time to answer, Yihe took this brief moment of hesitation as a guilty conscience, and said sharply, "I knew it! I'm just one of your thousands of choices. "

After speaking, he suddenly got up and walked away.

Harry: "..."

Harry:? ! !

Mom, something is wrong! !

After this kind of accident happened, Harry didn't bother to answer the young junior's questions. He left the sentence "Let's talk later", and hurriedly chased after him to coax the little boyfriend—oh, maybe it's time to call the old boyfriend now. .

Yihe's anger was terrible, as if the jealousy, resentment and depression accumulated for many years were all vented out in one breath, for three or four days in a row, the corners of his eyes were red.

His daily life was not affected, and he behaved as usual in front of Neji, but he didn't speak a word to Harry, and he didn't accept any physical contact.

He didn't even want to go back to the bedroom, so he moved to the study to sleep.

It was such a disaster that Harry almost choked to death on a mouthful of old blood.He tried every means and said all kinds of good things, but the other party was stubborn and tried his best to get angry with him.

So he...he also decided not to talk to Yihe!

What is this?He didn't steal food outside!It's purely a mess of his own imagination!

If you explain well but don't listen, what's wrong with you?

The model family that has been envied by many couples of the opposite sex for many years has just encountered the biggest midlife crisis in history.

As the saying goes, misfortunes never come singly when blessings are unparalleled, and just as Harry was being stricken by family disputes, news came back from outside the village——

Jirai was also involved in the internal affairs of other countries.