[HP/Naruto] Be a ninja magician

Harry has two big ones on one head.

Since the late period of the Second Ninja World War, Jiraiya has also adopted a character that is unrestrained and loves freedom.

Unlike ordinary Konoha ninjas who often live in Konoha Village and earn money by accepting commissions, he travels alone from the village, traveling around the world for so-called "materials", and only rarely returns to Konoha for a couple of days. sky.

Long time away, not working for Konoha, without proof of loyalty, as an ordinary person, he would have been treated as a traitor long ago.The reason why Jiraiya has not been written into the Ninja Handbook so far is because his mentor Hirizan fully guaranteed him in the name of the Third Hokage, and he did respond to the recall order when Konoha was in danger, and returned to the village to serve The third ninja world war contributed his own strength.

However, in the middle and late period of the Third World War, as soon as he was withdrawn from the position of commander in chief of the Shayin front line, he ran out of the village and wandered again.

Harry has been tricked by this unreliable guy for many years, and his mentality has changed from rage at the beginning to helplessness to disbelief, and gradually returned to Buddhism.

Anyway, it’s unreliable to come and go, at least there is still a sense of the overall situation. The biggest troubles poked out outside the village are drunk and smashed the izakaya, or peeping at the women’s bathhouse and being chased and beaten. Most of them apologize It can be solved simply, without involving Konoha Ninja Murakami behind her.

Two years ago, Harry transferred the information about the emerging "Akatsuki" organization in the Land of Rain to Jiraiya.Knowing that the three orphans he adopted during World War II were still alive (and were so poor that they were about to eat dirt), he was overwhelmed by his father's love. He immediately invested money and invested in shares to fully support the children in pursuing their dreams, and became the biggest benefactor behind "Xiao". dad.

With a sufficient budget, 'Xiao' has spared no effort to do charity more and more, and the scale of the organization has grown larger and larger. Now it has become the largest protective umbrella for civilian villages and towns in the Kingdom of Rain, protecting the civilians from the ninjas. War and strife.

Their original intentions are very good, and they have no intention of competing with other regimes in the Land of Rain. Jiraiya's original investigation of "the purpose of the organization is to overthrow the tyranny of Sanjiaoyu Hanzo, the leader of Yuyin Village" is a rumor-this I have to make complaints about the quality of the intelligence resources that Jiraiya has in hand. First, he misrepresented the death news of Yahiko and the other three, and then he took gossip and rumors as serious information... Jiraiya lived to be in his 40s and has not been faked yet. It is indeed a miracle favored by God that the intelligence fell into the pit.

All in all, 'Akatsuki' is an organization that truly carries out the policy of 'peace' to the end. Even Harry has to admit that the three disciples of Jiraiya are completely stupid, but they are very principled, With a stand and perseverance, he can be regarded as a great example in the silly white sweet world.

Originally, 'Akatsuki' was responsible for protecting the civilians, and Hanzo, the leader of Yuyin Village, was responsible for leading the ninjas. There was no conflict of interest between the two parties, and they could work hand in hand to create a better future.

But—yes, there is a twist to all good things—Hanzo, who was once called the 'half god' of the ninja world, is getting old. When he was unable to do what he wanted, the cautiousness of his youth developed into suspicion.

Even though 'Akatsuki' withdrew from Yuyin Village after it was formally established, and even though members of the organization consciously maintained the title of Yuyin, Hanzo still listened to the rumors, thinking that everything 'Akatsuki' did was to win the hearts of the people, One day, he will overthrow his rule in one fell swoop and replace him as the new leader of Yuyin Village.

'Akatsuki' became a thorn in Hanzo's side, and he began to send his subordinates to trouble 'Akatsuki', chasing and intercepting him, provoking them.

The conflict intensified, and members of Akatsuki disappeared or were injured one after another. The leader Yahiko couldn't stand by and stood by, and came forward to make peace talks with Hanzo.

Silly white sweet is silly white sweet, there is no doubt that there may be fraud, when the appointed time comes, Yahiko takes his right-hand man Nagato and Konan, all three of them disarm, and go to Hanzo's site alone to attend the meeting.

Of course, they were taken hostage.

The father of the funder also happened to come over to collect money with the manuscript fee for the publication of the new book. When he heard that something happened to the children, he exploded on the spot.

He entered Yuyin Village single-handedly, killed many Yuren, and snatched the three trapped people out with absolute strength.

Harry: ...cow.

Cows in every sense of the word.

Jiraiya was also injured in the battle, settled Yahiko and the three of them, ran back to Konoha to heal their injuries, and talked about his "great achievements" by the way.

The Fourth Hokage Minato, who is in charge of the government, and the Third Hokage Hiraku, who is in charge of government affairs, are numb after hearing this.

However, the person involved didn't realize that there was any serious problem, so he blinked his eyes and asked innocently: "What's wrong?...Why do you all have such expressions?"

"You are a Konoha ninja! Jiraiya!" Harry was in a middle-aged crisis, already in a bad mood, and immediately roared, "As a Konoha ninja, you participated in the civil war in Hidden Rain Village?! "

"Whether it's the 'Akatsuki' organization or the Sanshoyu Hanzo, they are all ninjas of Yuyin Village, and any disputes that arise are family affairs in the Land of Rain. People are talking about their own family affairs behind closed doors, and you—you alone Outsiders, go and meddle! We have no covenant with Yuyin Village! Yuyin didn’t ask us for help either! Recklessly interfering in other countries’ internal affairs, do you want to declare war on the Land of Rain on behalf of the Land of Fire?!”

Jiraiya still had brains, and after Harry emptied the water in his hot blood, his sanity returned.

He lowered his head guiltily, and murmured: "After all, they are my... very good young people, I can't watch Hanzo kill them all..."

Harry glared, and he didn't dare to make another sound.

Minato is indeed the most caring disciple of Kaishan, even if he was backstabbed by his mentor, the first time he realized it, he tried to find a way to help the mentor cover up the matter: "Teacher, when you went to save people, you shouldn't have been stabbed in the back." See... right?"

Judging from his tone, he also thinks that this possibility is too slim, and he hardly has any hope.

Sure enough, Zilai also said: "I wanted to kill all the witnesses, but the commotion was too loud, and half of Yuyin Village was dispatched to arrest me, so..."

Minato helplessly supported his forehead, and Hirizhan sighed.

Only Harry became more and more furious: "I don't expect you to be reliable, can you stop looking for trouble?! Just wait and see, the diplomatic condemnation letter will be sent to us as soon as today, or within three days at the latest. Come Konoha!!”

Harry's prediction was correct. Early the next morning, Yuyin Village sent someone to send a letter, expressing strong protest against Konoha's interference in Yuyin's internal affairs, and asking Konoha to report to Muye who participated in the incident. Leaf Ninja made a disposition.

The Country of Rain is a small country, and Yuyin Village is also a small village. If war is really declared, Konoha may not be able to defeat it.

But if you want everyone to pay for Jiraiya's behavior, the ninjas of Konoha will not be willing to mention the name of the country of fire.

What's more, apart from Shayin who has no money and Wuyin who was tortured to the brink of extinction by the belt soil, Yanyin and Yunyin who have signed a covenant still don't let go of any opportunity to make trouble, and simply stand in line for Yuyin Village. Back up and block Konoha.

If this matter is not handled properly, the Fourth Ninja World War will have to be fought ten years earlier.

The worst thing is that under the external worries, there are also internal troubles.

——Danzo united two advisors to use this matter to attack Minato and Hirazan crazily, forcing Minato, who is a disciple of Jiraiya, to abdicate, and also forcing Hizaru, who is a mentor of Jiraiya, to transfer more power.

It is an old tradition that Konoha's high-level internal discord is an old tradition. Now that Danzo and the consultants have such a good opportunity, if they don't make use of the problem, Harry will feel that there is something wrong with it.

But I don't know if there is too much contrast between the turmoil in the past few years and the calm in recent years. Harry's sixth sense is always faintly calling the police, prompting him to investigate and investigate further.

Coincidentally, although Orochimaru defected, he apparently drew a clear line with Konoha, but actually kept an eyeliner in the village. After receiving the news, he sent Harry a secret letter.

According to the clues he provided, it is not difficult to see that he did secretly communicate with Tuanzang, and secretly did many bad things in the past few years, such as restarting the Mudun revival plan in private, and fighting the homeless war in Nagen. Orphans do experiments.

But the white cells that Harry gave him were more valuable than the Mutun cells, and he didn't know how much of his friendship with the Konoha doctrine team, he finally chose to side with his old teammate Jiraiya in this battle for power. On this side, the backhand sold Danzang, who had been briefly allied, completely.

Facing the most annoying old Yinbi Danzo, Orochimaru handed over the knife, and Harry couldn't resist it.

He collected all the necessary evidence at the fastest speed, broke into the trial scene in Jiraiya, devoted all his life's knowledge, and staged the most exciting debate and reversal of the case——

"There is evidence that during the civil unrest in Hidden Rain Village, in addition to Jiraiya, there was Anbu of Konoha in the Land of Rain." Harry threw a stack of photos on the table and used magic to make a projection screen.

With high rewards in return, his informants are all awesome, not only took pictures of the 'Anbu' squatting under the eaves of the distinctive building in the Land of Rain to shelter from the rain, but also photographed the 'Anbu' going in and out of Hanzo's residence, and talking with Hanzo The picture of the conversation.

Anbu is a unit that only Konoha's top management has the right to dispatch. Such a big pot was thrown out, and the high-level people were all stunned.

Led by Minato, the two ruling Hokages expressed their positions one after another, proving their innocence with the mission records directly under Anbu, followed by the two advisors, and finally, all eyes were on Danzo, the only one who did not speak.

Danzo's face was ugly.

The root under his name is nominally a branch of Anbu, but because it is positioned as the "root" of Konoha, which is buried deeper in the ground than Anbu, the management is far less formal than Anbu, and most of the tasks cannot be taken out. Proper record.

Besides... he is not a complete outsider.

Danzo's reaction caught Harry's heart. He sneered, revealing the obvious truth: "Then, it's either a serious Anbu, or a Gennin of the root."

Pointing to the time watermark on the photo, he said: "At this point in time, the civil war in Yuyin Village has not yet officially broken out. Konoha Argenin participated in the preparatory stage of Sansho Hanzo's 'cleaning plan', which is also interfering in Yuyin's internal affairs. It's even more serious."

"Thinking about it this way, Jiraiya was involved in the subsequent civil war. Was it really his 'voluntary' action?"

The person involved was confused, and honestly wanted to use the set of rhetoric of "protecting the flowers of the ninja world, guarding the dreams of youth", just said "I—" Harry pointed and sealed his throat with a deadbolt Mute.

Jiraiya: ...? !

Minato was much more witty than his mentor. When Harry saw him, he understood Harry's intentions from a distance, and quickly made up nonsense: "That's right, I found out that Yougennin was meddling in the internal affairs of Yuyin Village, so I entrust Jiraiya-sensei to ask the teacher who happens to be near the Land of Rain to help me pay more attention."

He has been under the subtle influence of Harry for many years. With the beginning, the follow-up lies become more and more familiar: "On the night of the civil war, the teacher will appear in Yuyin Village. He was just entrusted by me to listen for information. I didn't expect When passing by, I was accidentally involved in the battle between the two sides, and in order to protect myself, I was forced to fight with Yu Ninja."

Jiraiya: ? ? ?

Minato turned to everyone, bowed apologetically, his handsome face was tinged with shame, not as if he was fake: "I'm sorry everyone, this was a misunderstanding, I just... don't want everyone to think that I'm using my identity as Hokage to excuse the teacher , so I agree to organize this trial so that everyone can witness the truth with their own eyes.”

Jiraiya:? ? ? ? ?

Harry continued: "It can be seen that Zilai has never interfered in the internal affairs of other countries. He just happened to pass by and was pulled out as a target. There are other people who actually intervene in internal affairs."

He didn't call names, but anyone with a little brain would know who he was talking about.

Under the watchful eyes of the public, there was no chance for the high-level people to favor each other, so Jiraiya, who had been cleared of the suspicion, also came down from the dock, and the new suspect Danzo stood up.

Danzang is a person with a strong psychological quality—in other words, shameless—even if the incident happens suddenly and the situation is unfavorable, he can still defend himself with reason and evidence: “The old man has no intention of interfering with the leader of Yuyin and is dissatisfied with his rule. Disputes between the rain ninjas. Genin is sent to contact Sanshoyu Hanzo to ensure that their war will not involve more third-party forces and threaten Konoha’s safety—the land of rain is our neighbor, and the land of fire The border is bordering, and there is turmoil in Yuyin Village, and Konoha will be easily affected."

They have known each other for many years, they are both members of the advisory group, and they all share the same goal for Konoha. Hirizan and the two advisors both intentionally protect Danzo.

As soon as Danzang finished speaking, Xiaochun turned to bed and smoothed things over and said: "Okay, it seems to be a misunderstanding. Let's write to Yuyin Village again, explain the reason, and discuss whether we can resolve it peacefully..."

Harry didn't want to let this matter be exposed under the excuse of 'misunderstanding'. He tore his face and wanted to confront Danzo. If he didn't kill him with one blow this time, Danzo would turn his face back and retaliate. Sprinkle it all on him.

He took out another stack of papers and threw them on the table: "All right. But it's rare that everyone is here, so let's talk about it again and talk about something off topic."

"According to feedback from Uchiha enthusiasts, when they planted trees outside the village, they found an abandoned laboratory in the mountains. I went to investigate a few days ago, and the undestroyed data showed that it was the root's assets." Ha Li spread out the paper, and picked out the darkness under the glamorous appearance of Muye Village for all the people present to see, "The research topic done in the laboratory is that Konoha has been suspended for many years, and more than 50 people were killed that year. It's the Wooden Dungeon Restoration Plan."

"Not only that, the experimental subjects implanted with Mutun cells this time are all children under the age of three."

There was an uproar.

Hizhan stared at the projection on the ceiling for a while, then suddenly turned his head and stared at Danzo.

He knew something, but he didn't know the whole picture before. Now that the truth is revealed, he was so shocked that he didn't even care about protecting his face. He asked in a hissing voice, "That kid who knows how to escape from Mudun at the root...! Tell me, Mudun!" Did he comprehend it by himself?!"

Danzo remained silent.

He didn't know that it was the plastic ally Orochimaru who stabbed him in the back, but he thought it was the accidental leak of the laboratory site, and in astonishment, he looked at the 'whistleblower' with more ferocious eyes.

He already knew!This guy is not an easy guy!Tigers are infested! !

Harry doesn't care what Danzo thinks, things have come to this point, either he dies or Danzo dies.

He put out some messy clues that he had collected one after another, regardless of the three or seven or twenty one, and put them all on Danzo's head.

What is the connection between Danzo and Sand Hidden during the Third World War (although the purpose is to use Harry as a tool man to shake the morale of Sand Hidden Army), what kind of border conflicts between the Kingdom of Fire and neighboring small countries has Gennin to participate in, what Root is spying on The internal movements of the major families...

Except for those with clear evidence, he also made nonsense: "Speaking of this, I remembered that the Uchiha patriarch once mentioned that after the Uchiha civil war, their reserve eye bank was invaded by unknown people. How many pairs of Sharingan Theft—maybe root did it too!"

Danzo: ...?

What the hell? !He has an idea, but he hasn't had time to do it yet! !

The current Uchiha family has just recovered from the grief and chaos caused by the inner ghost rebellion. Hearing this accusation, the Uchihas who participated in the meeting were not calm. Poke it right through.

Uchiha Itachi, the head of the young patriarch, was also aroused by some bad memories, his face was gloomy, and his eyes were gloomy.

True or false, false or true, no matter what, Danzo’s crimes of using young children as experiments in violation of regulations, fornicating other countries and attempting to destroy the clan’s autonomy are completely confirmed, and they cannot be washed away no matter what.

Because it was an open trial, and the evidence Harry provided was conclusive, even the immortals could not protect him. In the end, he was sentenced to 50 years in prison under the outrage of the crowd, deprived of the right to participate in politics, and the root of his name was directly confiscated.

The only "good news" is that Nian Zai Danzang is old, and he was not sent to prison to serve his sentence. Instead, he was placed under house arrest in his current residence and guarded 24 hours a day.

"Be content." Harry was refreshed after his revenge. After the trial, he didn't forget to take a walk with his defeated generals to get some grudges. "Retire early, who wouldn't want such a good thing?"

Danzang cursed: "You--"

Harry pointed his finger, and he was also muted just like Zilai himself: "Be careful with your words, there are children here."

Itachi, who was classified as a 'child', paused, and walked over with Zhishui, saluted and thanked: "Thank you for your hard work, Professor."

He gestured to Zhishui to thank him again, Zhishui looked dazed, but he couldn't hold back his persistence, so he also saluted: "Uh...thank you?"

Harry smiled and waved his hand.

He knew that in Itachi's previous life, Uchiha Shisui was robbed of a kaleidoscope sharing eye by Danzo. For the sake of the overall situation, after entrusting the remaining eyes and the will of protecting Konoha to Itachi, he jumped into Nanga Chuan's young life ended at the age of 17.

And in this life, Shisui is about to turn [-]. He is a young newly-promoted Jonin and the new captain of the security team. He has a complete pair of kaleidoscope Sharingan, admired by his clan, and best friends by his side. years.

The tragedy didn't happen, and it never will happen again.

The influence of butterfly wings is actually far more than this, but 'Butterfly' Harry still doesn't know much about it.

As soon as he turned around, he saw Kazuki.

Ichiga attended the trial as a representative of the Hyuga clan, and was standing a few meters away, staring at Harry without saying a word.

When Harry noticed him, instead of speaking, he turned around and walked away.

Harry also didn't speak, and followed at a leisurely pace.

The two walked home one after the other, passed by the vegetable market on the way, and went in to buy a dish. One was in charge of vegetables and fruits, and the other was in charge of meat, egg and milk. The combination of meat and vegetables provided comprehensive nutrition.

After returning home, the two worked together to prepare dinner as usual, and called Neji and Kakashi to eat separately.

The rule in their family has always been to not eat or sleep, so the silence at the dinner table did not make the children aware of any abnormalities, and after eating, they dragged Yihe to do evening training.

Kakashi stayed behind to help clean up the dishes, and looked at Harry worriedly while cleaning up: "Have you made up yet?"

He always remembered that it was his inquiry that caused the two elders to have a dispute... Well, there was no dispute, and they stepped into the cold war in one step.Although the main reason is not with him, he can't help but feel a little ashamed.

Harry shook his head, and said deeply, "Maybe, this is the seven-year itch that was over ten years late."

Kakashi sympathized deeply.

Harry said again: "Don't talk about us, what about your side?"

Kakashi immediately became dejected.

"He ignored me again..." he replied, "He didn't even charge for food."

"It's probably too sudden." Harry rubbed his chin to help analyze, "He is always the Uchiha with a delicate and sensitive mind, and now he feels particularly insecure. If you speak too directly, he will definitely not be able to accept it."

Kakashi said dejectedly: "I tried the indirect ones, such as haiku, but...he couldn't read it."

The two looked at each other and sighed in unison.

Harry comforted: "Don't worry, you two are still young, and with time, there will always be a turning point."

Having said that, Kakashi can only respond: "Yes."

Even he himself did not expect that the turning point would come so quickly.