I'm not a basketball bully

That's right, six hours before the start of the game, Su Ye was announced by the 76ers' management that he was injured and could no longer play.

The reason given by the management to Su Ye was also very hardcore. Su Ye accidentally fell while taking a shower last night, and his waist was uncomfortable, so he could not attend today's game.

Su Ye was completely dumbfounded.

No... I was hurt, why didn't I know?

And even if you give me any reason, don't give me a waist injury...

It's as if Lao Tzu's waist is really fragile.

"Head, I'm really not hurt." Su Ye said to coach Maurice Cheeks.

Su Ye really wanted to participate in this game, and had a deal with Kobe Bryant.

"No, Su Ye, you're injured." Cheeks patted Su Ye on the shoulder.

"And it wasn't just you that got hurt, you and Allen got hurt."

Su Ye: "..."

Su Ye understood. Now that there are still 15 games left before the end of the regular season, the 76ers management is planning to give the main players a proper rest.

Before the playoffs are about to come, it is normal to have a rest.

In particular, the 76ers also played a set of back-to-back games. Today is the second back-to-back game, and the opponent in the last game was the Denver Nuggets. The 76ers played the game on a plateau, which consumes more energy.

It's just that Su Ye is a little upset that he really wants to have a duel with Kobe.

Su Ye also wanted to feel what it was like to be against the scoring champion.

However, Su Ye still couldn't beat the coaching staff and management.

After all, the management was also considering the future of the team, and Su Ye finally agreed.

. . . . ,. . .

When Kobe learned that both Su Ye and Iverson were absent tonight.

The mentality is completely exploded!

"Wang Defa, are you fucking kidding me? Or are you playing Lao Tzu on purpose?"

"I waited for more than half a year, and finally got an opportunity, but you turned around and told me that I couldn't fight?"

What is this feeling like?

It’s as if you had a small holiday on May [-]st, and you can finally meet your long-distance girlfriend who you haven’t seen for half a year. You bought new clothes, your hairstyle is combed, and you have brought Jissbon’s gold for a long time. Air tickets for one month's food expenses have also been booked.

As a result, you hugged each other at the airport, and your girlfriend's first words were: "Husband, I came to my aunt this morning."

Just the whole fucking thing! ! !

In August last year, Kobe thought he had to find a chance to fuck Su Ye.

As a result, it is now March of the second year, a full seven and a half months.

Do you know how I spent the past half year?

Kobe had the urge to kill Su Ye.

Kobe looked at the list of players for today's 76ers match.

Even Andre Iguodala took a break.

The player he was playing against was a player named Matt Barnes.

So, before the game, Kobe decided to take all his anger on Matt Barnes!

Let Su Ye who was sitting on the bench take a good look.

What is a real shooting guard?

What is a true league scorer?

What you have to face in the future is a terrible scorer like me!

Matt Barnes: Who the hell am I messing with?Why don't you let me take a break?

. . . . .

After the game started, Kobe aroused a strong desire to fight, and he wanted to show himself on Su Ye's head with all his strength.

In the first round of the game, he took the initiative to ask for the ball to play Matt Barnes in a back-up single. Before preparing to attack, he took a special look at Su Ye off the court.

Su Ye and Iverson were sitting together, each holding a bucket of popcorn in their hands.

Kobe's three-threat swing at a high position, a breakthrough to the right and a breakthrough to the left, were all fake moves.Then suddenly made a Shunpo breakthrough, started with his right hand, and passed Matt Barnes easily.

He rushed to the basket, and Hayes, who was helping to defend inside, fought against the layup and scored.

2:0

Kobe's goal is very exciting.

Not only is the three-threat attack on the old man a textbook, but the layup against Hayes also demonstrates Kobe's incredible waist skills.

"Be optimistic about Su Ye, this is the real three threats, your war swing will never be on the stage!"

After scoring, Kobe turned his head to look at the 76ers bench. He wanted to use his eyes to convey information to Su Ye.

But Su Yehe didn't look at the field at all.

Su Ye reached out to the popcorn bucket in Iverson's hand, grabbed a handful and stuffed it into his mouth: "It's still yours, chocolate flavored, and mine is too ordinary."

Iverson also reached out and grabbed Su Ye's popcorn bucket: "Your ones are delicious, too. You eat mine, and I eat yours."

The two sat here and enjoyed the popcorn to their heart's content, without even watching what happened on the field.

? ? ? ? ! ! ! !

Kobe looked depressed: "..."

No, what the hell!

You two didn't see such a beautiful and wonderful personal attack by me?

But it doesn't matter, Kobe is going to step up his efforts in the next round.

Ever since, Kobe continued to play Matt Barnes in a high position. This time Kobe's three-threat did not get a chance, but he cut into the back attack mode.

Kobe Bryant showed off his footwork again!

Continuous shaking, and finally a fallback jumper, Barnes was afraid of Kobe's signature fallback, and quickly took off to block the shot, but this was actually a fake move by Kobe.

After deceiving Barnes, Kobe took a step forward and scored again with a forward-leaning mid-range shot.

This ball is another textbook footwork that can be called the top five ball level!

A look of confidence appeared on Kobe's face again. You didn't see the ball just now, but Lao Tzu's footwork is even more beautiful than the previous one. It's enough to shock you!

But Kobe turned his head to look at Su Ye...

"It's very fast to eat. You finished eating just after the game started. Fortunately, I was prepared. Come and try this, this is our Chinese food, Kebike potato chips, it's delicious."

Su Ye opened two bags of potato chips and poured them into Iverson's popcorn bucket.

Kobe: What the hell am I...

Kobe was speechless again.

Didn't see it again!

Lao Tzu's wonderful and beautiful footwork in textbooks was ignored by you again.

Looking at the foodie Su Ye and Iverson, Kobe was trembling with anger.

Didn't you two come to watch the game, or did you have dinner every other time? ? ?

Su Ye also noticed that someone seemed to be staring at him on the field, so he looked up and looked at Kobe.

"Hey, it's already 4:0, the offense is so fast, what happened just now?" Su Ye was chewing on Copic potato chips with a dazed expression on his face.

"What happened? I've already connected two balls over the heads of your defenders. Open your eyes and take a good look, Xiao Su!"

Kobe started chatting directly with Su Ye this time.

This time Su Ye became serious.

While eating potato chips, while watching the game on the field.

In the offensive round of the 76ers, Lou Williams scored a mid-range jumper.The ball was switched, and Kobe directly dribbled the ball across the half court and took the initiative to attack with the ball.

After halftime, Kobe glanced at Su Ye who was on the bench, and made sure that Su Ye was watching him, which gave him a clue.

You kid is finally watching, keep your eyes open for me this round!

Take a good look at what it means to be a real scoring king! !

On the court, Kobe dribbled the ball under his crotch, and suddenly made a crossover, imitating Iverson, and brought the ball from his left hand to his right hand. He wanted to use a crossover to quickly break through and dunk the inside players of the 76ers, so that Su Ye could take a good look at himself Tough!

There is one thing to say, Kobe in the 2005-2006 season was indeed the super peak of his personal offensive career, averaging nearly 36 points per game, which is too exaggerated.

Although this crossover is not as fast as Iverson's, it is also very deceptive, and it really threw Matt Barnes away.

Barnes started today as Kobe's toy.

Su Ye, who was off the field, was also nervously looking forward to it.

He also looked forward to Kobe, a scoring maniac, in this round of offensive moves.

Su Ye waited intently for Kobe's attack.

After passing Matt Barnes, Kobe directly combined the ball for a three-step layup, preparing to face Chuck Hayes with a brutal dunk!

Hayes is also ready to meet the season's scoring challenge!

But what Hayes never expected was...

Why did you fall down before I had any physical contact with you?

Hayes was stunned.

Off the field, Su Ye also looked disappointed.

It turned out that Kobe slipped when he was making a three-step layup with the ball, stepped on the sweat on the ground, and then slipped and fell on the spot.

With a bang, Kobe sat down on the floor.

What was lost was not only the basketball in his hand, but also Peter Pan's face as the scoring leader.

Kobe still wanted to go to the ground to catch the ball, but the ball had been controlled by Hayes.

Hayes: This is also called the scoring leader. Losing the ball for a layup is no different from Lao Tzu's pass jam?

Hayes gave the ball to Lou Williams, and the Sixers counterattack struck.

Kobe stood up from the floor in a hurry, and now he didn't dare to look at Su Ye who was on the bench.

Because at this moment, Su Ye and Iverson almost lost their teeth from laughing.

"Hahaha, is this really the top four shooting guards with the same reputation as me? The scoring leader with an average of 35 points per game, I feel that I can average 35 points per game with a little effort!" Iverson laughed so hard that his stomach was about to burst .

I didn't want to watch it at first, but when I saw it, there was such a funny scene.

"Hahaha, slipped and fell on the layup, this is no different from my brother Hai?" Su Ye also laughed.

Su Ye was full of expectations and wanted to see Kobe's offensive style, but in the end he showed himself a Sakuragi flower path [Sakuragi slipped].

It is said that Kobe's offense is comparable to a textbook. Originally, Su Ye also planned to learn Kobe's offensive moves.

Don't be fooled, Su Ye really learned some moves.

Kobe sat on the floor in a straight posture.

Those who don’t know think it’s the cosplay mathematical Cartesian coordinate system.

It's hard to imagine that in the NBA arena, you can still learn mathematical postures, ah no, mathematical knowledge.

Although Kobe didn't look at Su Ye and Iverson, their laughter had already reached his ears.

Kobe is vomiting blood in anger now, and wants to die.

Lao Tzu's first two attacks just now, one is more beautiful than the other.

A three-threat layup in the air, and a dreamy footstep that stuns the opponent.

Brilliant shot neither of you can see.

Just saw Lao Tzu's Sakuragi flower path?

Are the eyes of the two of you intelligent, with the ability to selectively ignore?

This is even more embarrassing than pretending to be Iverson's youngest son in the All-Star Game!

It's not about colonizing the moon anymore.

The moon is too close, and you have to emigrate to Mars to barely save your face.

In the next round, the frustrated Kobe directly tried a long-range three-pointer.

It must be admitted that Kobe's offense is indeed diverse, three-threat, fantasy footsteps, dribble breakthrough, and now there is another dry three-pointer?

In the opening four offenses, Kobe did not repeat the same.

Kobe's three-pointer was indeed tough, and he scored the ball against Matt Barnes.

After the goal, Kobe felt that he had regained his face, made a pistol blowing action, and then glanced at the 76ers' bench.

laugh!I make you laugh!

Let's see what else you have to say this time!

Lao Tzu's three-pointer is a skill that neither of you has!

But the smug look on Kobe's face stopped abruptly, because he found that Su Ye and Iverson had begun to enjoy potato chips again.

"Nono, your Chinese potato chips are really delicious. Look at these potato chips, they are fragrant and crispy, just like this fist is big and round."

"After your season is over, come with me on a trip to China, and I will show you authentic Chinese food."

Su Ye and Iverson chatted again.

It seems that the two of them didn't see Kobe's three-pointer.

Kobe is now so angry that he can be described as dying on the spot.

Otherwise, the two of you should stop watching the game.

Go to China to eat your Man-Han banquet.

But no matter how Su Ye and Iverson couldn't see Kobe's performance today.

Kobe's state today is also unbelievably good. In addition, the 76ers lacked the two key cores of Su Ye and Iverson, and the 76ers' offense was quite sluggish.

The game lost its suspense in the first half, and the point difference was opened to more than 15 points by Kobe alone. By the end of the game, the point difference had been opened to 20 points.

And Kobe also scored a game-high 39 points, only playing the first 2 minutes of the fourth quarter.

"Although I won the game, it doesn't matter if I don't win this game."

Kobe also looked unhappy in an interview after the game.

"Because they lack Su Ye and Allen, this is not their true strength. Even if I win them, I have no sense of accomplishment."

The game seemed to be won, but it also seemed not to be won.

Or in other words, only half the battle.

In Kobe's heart, what he really wanted to beat was Su Ye first, and Iverson second.

As a result, neither of the two men could play.

So Kobe's road to revenge has not come to an end.

. . . .

On the other hand, Su Ye, who was full on the bench today, was also interviewed by reporters after the game.

"Kobe is very good. There are not many players who can score 39 points in the Wachovia Center Arena, but Kobe did it. He deserves to be the scoring leader this year."

"It's a pity that Kobe and I haven't had a serious duel this season, but this season is not over yet, and I look forward to playing against the Lakers again."

What Su Ye said didn't make the reporter laugh.

Everyone knows that the teams in the East and West only have two games in a season, one at home and one away.

The two matchups between the Lakers and the 76ers have ended, and if they want to meet again this season, it can only be the playoffs.

And if the Lakers and 76ers want to meet in the playoffs, isn't that the finals!

If the 76ers can enter the Finals this season, there are still some possibilities. After all, the 76ers are now ranked fourth in the Eastern Conference.

But the Lakers...

After winning this game, the Lakers rose from No. 8 in the West to No. 7, regardless of Kobe's personal offense.But in fact, their level is the threshold for the Western Conference playoffs.

The Lakers' opponents in the first round of the playoffs are either the Suns or the Spurs, and then the Mavericks.

Not to mention entering the finals, it is possible to be eliminated in the first round.

This wave of Su Ye is poisonous milk!

. . . . . .

After this game, the 76ers rested many players in the next 10 games.

In the last four games after the end of the regular season, the 76ers did not let the players take turns.

The rest is to prevent the players from getting tired or injured, but before the playoffs, the team will not let the main players rest.On the contrary, it is necessary to play some games so that the body can adapt to the intensity of the playoffs.

In the last four games of the regular season, the 76ers also played quite well, and a wave of four consecutive victories ended the journey of the season.

With the Washington Wizards defeating the Boston Celtics at home.

The nba regular season of the 2005-2006 season ended smoothly!

The fiery playoffs are about to ensue.

With the end of the regular season, the rankings of the 30 teams in the league and the playoffs are also freshly released.

west:

San Antonio Spurs [62 wins and 20 losses]

Phoenix Suns [53 wins and 29 losses]

Denver Nuggets [44 wins and 38 losses]

Dallas Mavericks [42 wins and 40 losses]

Memphis Grizzlies [41 wins and 41 losses]

Utah Jazz [40 wins and 42 losses]

Los Angeles Lakers [93 wins and 43 losses]

Sacramento Kings [39 wins and 43 losses]

. . . . .

east:

Detroit Pistons [63 wins and 19 losses]

Miami Heat [52 wins and 30 losses]

New Jersey Blue Nets [51 wins and 31 losses]

Philadelphia 76ers [51 wins and 31 losses]

Atlanta Hawks [41 wins and 41 losses]

Cleveland Cavaliers [41 wins and 41 losses]

Indiana Pacers [40 wins and 42 losses]

Washington Wizards [40 wins and 42 losses]

. . . . .

With the announcement of the Eastern and Western rankings, the playoff table is also freshly released.

west:

San Antonio Spurs vs Sacramento Kings

Memphis Suns vs Los Angeles Lakers

Denver Nuggets vs Utah Jazz

Dallas Mavericks vs Memphis Grizzlies

east:

Detroit Pistons vs Washington Wizards

Miami Heat vs Indiana Pacers

New Jersey Nets vs Cleveland Cavaliers

Philadelphia 76ers vs Atlanta Hawks

. . . . . . .

When Su Ye saw his opponent in the first round of the playoffs, the corners of his mouth twitched in embarrassment.

Atlanta Hawks!

In Su Ye's memory, the Eagles should have failed to grab a ticket to the playoffs in the final sprint and were stuck outside the threshold of the playoffs.

But I never expected it.

They went straight to No.5 in the East!

The biggest reason for this achievement is...

They selected Deron Williams in the 2005 draft!

With Deron as a traditional point guard, combined with the traded Joe Johnson and the original Josh Smith, the Eagles' offense was revitalized at once.

During the draft, Su Ye felt that the Eagles might be going into the playoffs.

But in the middle and early stages of the season, the Eagles made another deal and even traded Ron Artest.

Su Ye felt at the time that the Eagles would become the shit-stirring sticks in the Eastern Conference.

Unexpectedly, they really became shit-stirring sticks!

He even rushed directly to No. 5 in the East! !

Deron + singles Joe + Artest + Josh + Georgia boxer.

This starting lineup is indeed very capable.

Yes, they are really good at fighting.

Of course, this fight is a bit unserious.

Three of the starting five players are boxers turned careers.

Su Ye also rubbed his hands excitedly.

Really did not expect, the first round of the playoffs in his career.

Thanos in the basketball world met the Avengers.

Su Ye is full of expectations for the upcoming first round of the playoffs.

. . . . . .

As soon as the playoff matchup table was announced, fans all over the Internet began to discuss it.

In this year's playoffs, many matchups were very eye-catching.

Kobe Bryant, Peter Pan, bombarded the Phoenix Suns alone.

The old driver led the Mavericks against Pau Gasol's Grizzlies.

Regularly lead the Denver Plateau against the Dark Horse Jazz against the Melo.

The four major points Vince Carter played against the little emperor James.

……

Wonderful matchups abound.

But the fans are most concerned about the Philadelphia 76ers and Atlanta Hawks.

As we all know, there are three players in the Eagles who switched careers from boxing, and these three players have more or less grievances with Su Ye.

Su Ye boxed Deron Williams in college until he fainted on the spot.

Zaza Pachulia lost two front teeth in the nba game.

As for the grievances with Ron Artest, let alone.

Su Ye smashed Ron Artest's leather swallow with an elbow, causing Artest to find all kinds of excuses.

Who in the NBA watches serious basketball games?

A boxing fight is much better than a serious basketball game!

Even the major sports media have conducted in-depth reports on the matchup between the 76ers and the Eagles before the postseason.

[Su Ye fights Delong, can Delong avenge Su Ye's two punches at the university? 】

Sure enough, TNT has nothing to do with basketball as soon as it opens its mouth.

And espn also made a statement after tnt's voice.

[Then here comes the question, will Su Ye play badly with Ron Artest's Leather Swallow in the playoffs again]

ESPN pointed the topic at Artest's Leather Swallow.

Artest's Piyanzi is the real traffic window of the NBA.

Fans of the two pairs also commented frantically under the news reported throughout the article.

"This round of activation is really good. Su Ye doesn't just want to play with Ron this time. The three boxing champions of the Eagles will not be able to protect the leather swallows!"

"Stop dreaming, the Avengers Alliance has already taken shape, this time it's Su Ye's turn to be played to death!"

"Three boxers will do just fine? Don't forget that in Su Ye's All-Star Game, God descended to earth and hit three with one blow, which is no less impressive!"

"Ben, like Puth and Shaq, the fighting power of the three is nothing, but the Atlanta Avengers are all pure boxers!"

"I am optimistic that in this round of the series, three of the Atlanta Hawks' starting five will be suspended. This match will become a wwe side rope challenge!"

"..."

The fans of the two teams quarreled in the media on the Internet, and the war of words was quite fierce.

But none of them were discussing serious basketball tactics and matchups, and all the focus was on punching.

Hard to imagine.

nba playoffs.

None of the experts, media and fans focused on the game was related to playing! !

This group of series is absolutely unique in the history of nba!

In addition to the important fans of the two teams, some neutral fans also spoke one after another.

The neutral fans didn't mean to support one of the two teams, they just calmly analyzed who was stronger between Su Ye and the Avengers.

Who is more powerful in the basketball world, Thanos or the Avengers?This has also become the biggest nba mystery in the playoffs.

The hype on this issue is getting worse and worse, and even gaming companies can't wait to launch a new game.

Thanos in the basketball world vs. the Avengers, the two Pi Yanzis in the Avengers, the odds are 1.8!

In the Thanos Cup Avengers fight in the basketball world, two front teeth were removed, and the odds were 2.5!

Thanos of the basketball world holds a bench and turns into the God of War on the bench. The extreme operation hits three with one hammer, and the odds are 3.6!

……

The spinach company really applied for this idea to the NBA official, but it was rejected decisively by David Stern.

How is this possible?

If a gambling company puts out a wave of odds for winning or losing a fight in an NBA game, what is it called?

Just don't call it the nba in the future.

Just call it the American Professional Smash League...

Under the enthusiastic voices of the tennis fans, the players of the two teams were naturally affected.

One of the most affected is naturally the Eagles' Ron Artest.

"Fuck, fuck! What do you mean the fucking elbow broke my skin swallow? How many times have I said this? I have hemorrhoids, I have bleeding hemorrhoids! Ahhh!"

After seeing the messages on the Internet, Artest was angry and threw things in the locker room.

Deron Williams looked at Ron Artest's brother, also in his tone of helplessness.

When Artest first came to the Eagles, he still thought that Artest was a famous tough guy senior, and he believed everything he said on social media.

But after coming to the Eagles, the team conducted a team physical examination on Artest.

It turns out that...

Artest did not have hemorrhoids at all.

It's just that the Eagles didn't expose this matter to the media in order to keep the face of their core players, but this matter has been circulated privately within the Eagles team.

Deron Williams understood then.

What hemorrhoids are bleeding, these are Artest's false coats!

He was smashed by Master Su's elbow to Piyanzi!

"Wang Defa, the bullying media is too deceitful. You are even worse than Su Ye's coin pool. I want to kick your skin to death!"

An angry Artest threw himself in the locker room.

But none of the team members dared to step forward to stop him.

Everyone knows Artest is a violent boy.

He became angry and hit himself, let alone his teammates.

"Brother Tai, Brother Tai, be cold, be cold!"

In the end, Deron Williams stepped forward to stop Artest from going crazy.

Like a good brother, Deron Williams put his arms around Artest and persuaded him: "Brother Tai, even if everyone in this world doesn't understand you, there are still a group of brothers like us standing by your side."

When he said this, Deron Williams himself felt like throwing up.

What is the virtue of Artest?He passed this time.Running-in already has a preliminary understanding.

Is it tough?

Sometimes it is really tough!

However, it is not false that he lied to the media that he was bleeding from hemorrhoids.

This incident planted a seed in Deron Williams' heart.

Will his senior Tai brother really be as tough as he said when facing Su Ye in the playoffs?

Deron Williams is now skeptical.

"Brother Tai, I know you made Su Ye miserable, but now you are not alone, we are a collective. As long as we pull Su Ye and the 76ers into the playoffs, the world There will be no more voices slandering you!"

Although Deron Williams is the youngest player in this team, he is the real spiritual core of the team.

Even though Deron Williams already knew the lie about Artest's bleeding hemorrhoids, he still looked forward to his first playoff trip in his career. He teamed up with Artest and Zaza Pachulia to play three boxers A plot to revenge Su Ye.

At least in terms of team strength, Deron Williams believes that the Atlanta Hawks are not inferior to the 76ers.

Even if the stars of Iverson and Su Ye are good, they are indeed stronger than the Eagles.

But the Eagles' starting players scored more scattered points, and everyone was a soldier.

Moreover, Su Ye on the opposite side is playing in the playoffs for the first time in his career. Deron Williams has every reason to believe that Su Ye's performance in the first playoffs of his career will not be as stable as in the regular season.

"Brother Deron, you're right. The NBA playoffs are coming soon, and that's the battlefield for real men! Let me tell you, I'm an experienced player, and I know how to play in the playoffs."

Deron Williams' chicken soup for the soul is useful to Artest, Artest is now excited, he put his arms around Deron's shoulder and said: "Brother Deron, come here, let me show you something! "

Under the bewilderment of Deron Williams and the Eagles players, Artest got into the locker in the locker room.

Everyone was puzzled, what is Brother Tai doing?

After a while, Artest sent a box out of the closet.

Artest brought the box in front of everyone.

"Brother Tai, what are you doing with a toolbox..." Delong frowned, feeling a bad feeling in his heart.

Amidst the doubts on everyone's faces, Artest opened the toolbox, and there were more than a dozen brand-new electric batons displayed inside.

"Brother Delong, this is the gift I prepared for everyone. These are the electric batons I bought at a huge price. There are 15 in total. Each of our team members will take one each and use the electric batons to serve Su Ye on the field. I can assure you." He can't bear it." Artest looked serious.

"No... Brother Ron, what are you doing with the electric baton?"

Deron Williams was on the verge of tears when he heard that.

Brother Tai, what the hell kind of brain circuit is this?

"What else can I do? Of course it's for self-defense. If that fellow Su Ye dares to attack us, we'll shock him with an electric baton! Let me tell you, Su Yenas's fighting power is really not simple. Look at the All-Stars." Well, he can fight Big Ben alone, and Chauncey Billups and Shaq are all invincible, we must come up with the best equipment to ensure nothing goes wrong!"

Artest said it very seriously, it didn't seem like he was joking at all.

Deron Williams just really convinced Ron Artest this big fool.

He wondered if this old man's mind had been fooled by Su Ye?

Going to the game with an electric baton, you want to fulfill your unfinished police dream!

Or put this cosplay police?

Delong suddenly had a feeling that his elder brother was an idiot.

"Brother Tai, I think this is completely redundant for you. If you play with an electric baton, you won't be able to pass the security check. If the league finds out that you played with an electric baton, they won't let you be imprisoned for life?"

Is the electric baton something that normal people can carry?

Only the police can carry it!

The game hasn't even been played yet, so he's going to play with an electric baton, if the league really indulges him.

Deron suspected that in the later stages of the series, Tai would not have to bring a Wuzibeng pistol?

If it reaches the finals, it is not that the NBA can control it.

With his brother Tai's brain circuit, he can't carry 40 fire to fight with others?

The nba had to disband on the spot and become a live-action version of Crossfire.

Artest scratched his head when he heard the words: "Brother Delong, you seem to be right. This thing seems to be unable to pass the security check, so what should we do? If we go up with bare hands, we will not have an advantage in equipment... ..."

"There is no advantage, the opponent is not playing with a weapon." Deron said.

"You're an idiot, that guy Su Ye was born with a weapon, he's like a hammer with a pair of big buttocks! He can play with a hammer, why can't we bring some equipment to fight with him .”

Eagles: "..."

Deron was speechless.

He has already begun to worry about the upcoming playoffs.

He was really worried about Taige's IQ and brain circuits.

This team, after all, has to rely on itself...

"Okay, Brother Tai, no matter what, this electric baton can't be brought in. If David Stern finds out that you played with an electric baton, the whole team will be implicated."

Artest thought about it, and he felt that what Deron Williams said made sense.

But if you don't have an electric baton, what weapon should you use?

Suddenly, Artest had an idea.

"Yes, the electric baton is not allowed, so I will take the handle wrench as the head office!"

"The electric baton is indeed a contraband, but I said on a wrench that I screwed the basketball stand and worked as a repairman for the team for free. There is nothing wrong with it. If the league knows, I have to thank you And me!"

Artest felt that his idea was correct.

Deron Williams nearly passed out on the spot.

Electric batons are not allowed, but you bring a wrench?

What's the difference between this thing?

Playing self-defense with a wrench on the court, his senior Taige is definitely No.1 in nba history!

"Brother Tai, what's so scary about Su Ye that can scare you like this? Isn't he just playing badly..."

Deron finally choked on his words, and Artest must be his teammate and senior.

You can't mention the fact that Yanzi was killed by Su Ye in front of him.

"Okay, brother Delong, I've made up my mind, I've decided to bring the wrench!"

"Su Ye will leave it to me to handle it. I didn't bring the wrench to cause trouble. It's fine for self-defense. We can't fight with that bastard Su Ye. We don't even have a weapon in our hands! "

"I'm going to the hardware supermarket to buy a wrench right now, and I'll buy a large 18cm wrench. I know the depth of Su Ye best. This length will definitely make that bastard Su Ye unbearable!"

Artest ran out of the locker room after finishing speaking.

Went to the hardware store near the arena to buy a wrench.

Don't look at Artest's harsh words to Su Ye.

But in the regular season battle, he had already learned about Su Ye's combat effectiveness.

To fight against Su Ye in the playoffs, one must be fully prepared with 360 degrees and no dead ends!

Wrench, essential!

Deron Williams watched the back of Artest running to the hardware store like an idiot.

Those who are speechless are about to cry.

With this IQ and brain circuit, Brother Tai is just like a polar bear on the Siberian prairie.

Simply unique!

So in the upcoming playoffs, is his Tai brother really reliable?

What kind of shocking plot will happen when his Tai brother fights against Su Ye?

The bad premonition in Deron Williams' heart was spreading wildly.

This team, after all, I carried everything...