I'm not a basketball bully

After the end of the regular season, Su Ye was very nervous. What he was nervous about was not the arrival of the playoffs.

Because with the end of the regular season, each player's data has also been officially fixed.

Su Ye became nervous after seeing his average data this season.

This season, Su Ye averaged 18.9 points + 13.1 rebounds, 3.2 assists, 1.9 blocks, and 1.1 steals per game.

With an average of 13.1 rebounds per game, Su Ye ranked first in the league in terms of rebounds.

Kevin Garnett, second in the league, averaged 12.6 rebounds per game.

The reason for Su Ye's nervousness is, will David Stern add the honor of this season's rebounding leader to himself?

Although Su Ye ranks first in the league in rebounds per game, his total rebounds are 2 fewer than Kevin Garnett's.

The main reason is that Su Ye experienced a suspension + rest this season and missed 16 games.

Although Kevin Garnett's average rebounds per game is lower, but the total number of rebounds is higher than Su Ye.

Is it necessary to win the honor of rebounding champion in the first season of his career?Su Ye's mood now is a bit complicated.

Who doesn't want to be the rebounding champion, this is no small honor.

Especially this is the first season of Su Ye's career.He won the rebounding title in his rookie season, which is only achieved by the basketball emperor Wilt Chamberlain in the history of the NBA.

Su Ye is also remembered by history.

But Su Ye, with his identity as a shooting guard, is the leader in rebounding...

Is this a little too unorthodox?

In anticipation, the league announced the honor list of the data kings of this season on the second night after the end of the regular season.

The scoring champion undoubtedly fell on Kobe Bryant's head.

He averaged 35.8 points per game, which also set a record for the highest scoring average in his career.

At the same time, Kobe has also averaged the most points per game in the nba in the past ten years.

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Assists leader Steve Nash averaged 11.2 assists per game this season.

It is worth mentioning that.

In terms of assists per game, Chris Paul, who averaged 10.6 assists per game, ranked No.2.

In the first season of his career, Paul ranked second in the league in assists per game.

Paul also played a legendary rookie season!

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The blocked shot title was won by Jazz's Andrei Kirilenko.

Averaged 3.2 blocks per game, which is another reason why Salt Lake City has improved so aggressively this season.

In particular, Kirilenko won the NBA's block leader as an outside player, which is extremely rare in the history of the NBA.

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The steal king was taken down by an unknown pawn.

Brian Wright of the Charlotte Bobcats averaged 2.2 steals per game and won the league's steals title.

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The selection of the rebounding champion has been controversial.

The league finally left the honor of the rebounding champion to Su Ye!

Su Ye, who averaged 13.1 rebounds per game, won the rebounding champion in the 2005-2006 season!

After Wilt Chamberlain, he became the player who won the honorary title of rebounding champion in his second rookie season.

For more than 50 years in the NBA, only Wilt Chamberlain and Su Ye have won the title of rebounding leader in their rookie season.

Stronger than Shaquille O'Neal, who averaged 13.9 rebounds per game in the first season of his career, but he can only rank second in rebounding honors, behind Rodman's average of 18.3 per game.

Su Ye became the rebounding leader. After this incident was announced, it caused an uproar in the Internet media.

"In the rookie season of his career, he won the rebounding leader, and Su Ye became the only one in history!"

"The rebounding monster after Zhang Dashuai, Su Ye, who averaged 13.2 rebounds per game, won the rebounding champion!"

"The first rebounding champion of a Chinese player in the NBA, and this is only his first season!"

"How should I play? Su Ye, a rebounding idiot, will be the top insider in the NBA in the future!"

"Comparable to Marshal Zhang, surpassing O'Neill, China Fliggy, shining in America!"

"..."

Su Ye saw that the voices on the Internet were getting more and more outrageous.

It's just that he won a rebounding champion, but he was even comparable to Zhang Dashuai and surpassed O'Neal.

Su Ye didn't understand for a while whether this person was bragging or blackmailing himself?

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After Su Ye won the rebounding title, before he was happy, he was ridiculed by his teammates during team training.

"Nono, congratulations on winning the rebounding title. Although you are not the only one in history, you stand side by side with Zhang Dashuai. But I still believe that in the future, you will definitely be the first four-pointer in NBA history to win the rebounding title. Wei!" Iverson said to Su Ye with a smile.

Su Ye: "..."

Su Ye looked at the teasing smiles of the team members and thought to himself: I won the rebounding king, why do you feel like you are all mocking me?

This may be the only situation in NBA history where he won the rebounding title, but his teammates ridiculed him in turn.

"What are you laughing at, what happened to me being the rebounding leader? Who said that the rebounding leader must be an inside player. From now on, I will start a brand new position and become a rebounding guard!"

Su Ye spoke with confidence.

Get the rebound.

This is a concept proposed by Su Ye during the regular season. Unexpectedly, this rebounding guard eventually became the league's rebounding leader.

"Brother Su, you can win this season's rebounding champion. Brother Dai and I have contributed a lot. With your personality, you shouldn't treat me and Brother Dai badly."

Hayes and Dalembert came over again at this time.

Looking at the mean smiles of these two people, Su Ye knew that these two people must have no good intentions.

"I see that you two are smiling very happily. I have the same relationship with the rebounding champion as the two of you. If I win the rebounding champion, it's none of your business?" Su Ye said.

"Brother Su, you can't forget, the task you gave me and Old Dai, just to block the position without grabbing the board, now you have won the scoring title as a rebounding guard, you can't forget our two Philadelphia players Da Kafeng."

Hayes felt that the fact that Su Ye won the rebounding title was inseparable from the fact that he and Dalembert's brother were two sharp forwards.

If it weren't for his and Old Dai's slots, Su Ye's average rebounds per game would have dropped by at least two.

"It's funny to laugh. You know how much trouble this rebounding leader has caused me. How can I prove that I am a shooting guard in the future? I blame you two for this matter."

Dalembert didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You are so cheap and you are acting good. If you really don't want to win the rebounding title, you can give me this honor."

"Brother Su, we can't be picky like this. You cut off my $50 leek, and I won the rebounding champion for you. You can't show that you don't have it."

"Since you want it sincerely, then I will show you some benefits with great mercy. But let me tell you, you are not allowed to talk about Lao Tzu cutting your leeks again. Is that called cutting leeks? That is called reasonable and legal investment." !” Su Ye warned.

"All right, all right, Brother Su is right, investing is not cutting leeks." Hayes said.

"Tell me, what do you two want? Do you want money? You want your life. What you told me is your life."

When Dalembert also heard that Su Ye was willing to give some benefits, he immediately grinned: "Talking about money will hurt your relationship, Ma, we didn't want to ask you for money, you are already the rebounding leader, so please It’s okay for the two of us to eat some fruit plate.”

"A new club named Bai Jinhan opened in the downtown area of ​​Philadelphia. I heard that the old girls in it are all very active. There are black fruits, white fruits and yellow fruits, and all of them are just ripe, pink and tender. Let's As a local celebrity in Philadelphia, he is too high to flatter the scene." Dalembert said with a wretched smile.

Hayes next to him was also full of anticipation, and the halazi was about to flow out.

Su Ye has nothing.Fuck, after talking so much, it turned out that his mother asked me to treat me to a fruit plate!

"I said that the two of you are also prominent figures in the NBA. Why are you still thinking about these things? Dirty! Shameful! The playoffs are coming, and you don't know how to prepare for the playoffs. Keep up the good form, we have dreams this season!" Su Ye severely reprimanded.

"Don't worry, I've kept two copies of the Huiyuan Shenbao tablets I gave you earlier." Old Dai said.

Su Ye: ...

I have seen people who collect stamps, sneakers, and even real estate certificates.

Su Ye has never seen anyone hoarding Huiyuan Kidney Treasure tablets.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense to both of you, the playoffs are just around the corner, and I'm determined not to let you get your kidneys exhausted before the playoffs. I'll take care of the fruit plate, but let's put At the end of this season, I will do what I say."

"By the way, what's the name of the clubhouse you mentioned? Ang, I don't mean anything else. I don't want to go, I just inquire about it. I recently had a friend who asked me if there were any good clubhouses in Philadelphia. on."

Dalembert and Hayes looked at each other.

"I have a friend"

Are you sure the friend you're talking about isn't yourself? ? ?

"You two don't need to worry. The fruit plate is what I promised and I will definitely make it. What can I do after waiting for more than a month? Besides, I really have a gift for you two. You two wait a while."

After speaking, Su Ye took out two pairs of sneakers from his backpack.

These two pairs of sneakers are the first generation of basketball shoes of the Ace brand.

The color scheme of the pair of purple sneakers worn by Su Ye is different. The color of these two pairs of sneakers is orange like egg yolk, and the other is a classic black and white color scheme.

"Come here, this is my gift to you two."

Hayes and Dalembert stared blankly at the sneakers in Su Ye's hand.

"Brother Su, are these shoes produced by your brand?" Hayes asked.

"That's right, the Ace generation. It's the same as my shoes, but the color is different. Let me just say that. You two will help me grab rebounds on the court in the future. I will cover the basketball shoes. In the future, you You don't need to buy the basketball shoes for the two games." Su Ye looked very angry.

"Ah this..."

Hayes brought over the black and white sneakers, which fit his feet perfectly.

"Should I say something or not, Brother Su, your shoes are really handsome. If you can continue to produce such good-looking sneakers, then I will wear your shoes from now on."

Now Hayes doesn't have much money in his pocket. If Su Ye can afford the basketball shoes for his entire career, he can save him a lot of money.

"Su Ye, you are trying to bribe us with sneakers, but you really have it, and how many colors are there, please bring them up!"

Dalembert also put the shoes directly on his feet.

The two are still very satisfied with the sneakers.

The appearance of Ace basketball shoes, looking at the entire history of sneakers, is also very explosive.

Looking at Hayes and Dalembert with happy smirks.

Su Ye also showed the same evil smile as a profiteer.

The two brothers thought that they had picked up a big deal, and the basketball shoes would be wrapped up in the future.

I don’t know if I lost, these two became the first spokespersons of Ace’s sneakers.

the most important is……

It's still free!

Don't look at the obvious shortage of Hayes and Dalembert, but think about the stars who will be signed by Chinese sports brands in the future, aren't they all celebrities.

And just for this, they have to pay a lot of endorsement fees.

And Su Ye's wave is completely free!

Don't call these two brothers the Kafeng Brothers of Philadelphia, just call them Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Cubs of Philadelphia.

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The waiting time is not long, and the 2005-2006 NBA playoffs are coming.

In the opening game's first show, the league arranged three games, each of which was a high-profile classic matchup.

Kobe Bryant, a popular player who missed the NBA playoffs last season, had a fierce battle with the Phoenix Suns.

This is the first playoff battle led by Kobe's single-core team after O'Neal left the Lakers.

Kobe Bryant, the scoring leader this season, encountered a serious double-team attack in the playoffs. He made 21 of 7 shots and 6 of 1 three-pointers. He only scored 47 points in 22 minutes, and his shooting percentage was only 33%. The three-point shooting percentage is only 16%.

Lamar Odom, who played 46 minutes, performed well, scoring the Lakers' second-highest 21 points and 14 rebounds.

Although the Lakers' shooting percentage is not high, they rely on their tenacious defense to reveal the game to a critical moment.It's just that in the end, the Suns still maintained a 5-point advantage at home with a stronger lineup depth.

107:102, the Lakers lost to the Suns on the road. Kobe, who won the scoring title in the regular season, lost to Waterloo in the first game of the playoffs.

Now, there are not many opportunities left for Kobe to prove himself.

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In the second game of the opener, the eyes fell on the Cleveland Cavaliers and the Brooklyn Nets.

The point of view of this group of duels is also very obvious. The duel between the little emperor James and the half-human and half-god Vince Carter is highly anticipated.

But what no one expected was that the two players who had received much attention did not show a very good state.

LeBron James scored a triple-double of 21 points, 12 rebounds and 10 assists, but his shooting percentage dropped sharply. Like Kobe next door, he only shot 33%.

Carter's performance was even worse. Only 19 points were recorded in the game. Carter, who has never proved himself in the playoffs, once again disappointed his fans.

这场比赛，两位天才的光芒都被篮网队的贾森·基德给掩盖住了。基德砍下了25分14助攻9篮板的准三双数据，帮助篮网队在比赛的决胜关头以6分的优势战胜了骑士96：90。

At the critical moment, the Nets have more advantages in scoring points. This is the absolute advantage of the Nets with Carter, Kidd, Jefferson and the troika.

It looks like the Nets are above the Cavaliers in terms of lineup depth.

But, the series is long and you can always trust LeBron James!

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In the last game of the opening game, Chris Paul led the sudden emergence of the Utah Jazz to the Denver Plateau, fighting against the Nuggets led by Melo Anthony.

Needless to say, Melon, who averaged 26.5 points per game this season, has a gorgeous style of play and has a large fan base.Coupled with Andre Miller, Marcus Camby and other quasi-All-Star players, the Denver Nuggets have a high popularity.

And Chris Paul used his young and mature game temperament, which also made him gain a lot of fans.

This game also attracted the attention of many fans.

In the end, it was somewhat unexpected that Chris Paul, who made his career post-season debut, performed well, scored 26 points and 15 assists, and helped the team make a foul in the away game, winning 95:91 The Denver Nuggets eclipsed Melo, who scored 29 points in the game.

The Utah Jazz aren't just a dark horse in the Midwest this season.

And looking at their posture, they are likely to continue to move forward in the playoffs as a dark horse.

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The next day is also the second game day of the nba playoffs.

Because in yesterday's game, the Utah Jazz won the third Nuggets in sixth place.

So this stimulated the Atlanta Hawks, who are ranked fifth in the Eastern Conference.

The sixth can win the third, so there is nothing wrong with the fifth winning the fourth, right? !

Philadelphia, Wachovia Center.

"Listen to me, all of you. Although we are fifth in the East, we are only one place behind them in fourth. They are not as strong as imagined! And we are not as strong as imagined. so weak!"

Before the start of the game, Eagles coach Michael Woodson frantically instilled chicken soup for the players.

"The first game of the series is extremely important. Today we are going to play against the guys in Philadelphia!"

"One, two, three, kick Philadelphia!!"

"Kick the Pavilion Philadelphia!!"

"Kick the Pavilion Philadelphia!!"

The Eagles put their hands together, pressed down hard, and shouted slogans.

Ron Artest, who felt the bloody smell of the playoffs, is also excited now.

After the Eagles finished shouting their slogans, Artest lay down on the floor and took out a toolbox from under the bench.

"Brother Tai, you are..."

Deron Williams looked at the toolbox in Artest's hand and suddenly had a bad feeling.

Could this guy really bring the wrench here?

Artest squatted next to the toolbox, raised his head and replied to Deron: "Since we are going to kick the gang, we must bring some weapons."

After speaking, Artest opened the toolbox.

What was placed inside was an oversized silver wrench! !

"Brother Tai, your wrench isn't for twisting a basketball hoop, what the hell...is it for twisting a spaceship?"

Delong was dumbfounded, this wrench is as good as it is.

He had never seen such a large wrench before, it must be 30 centimeters.

"Yesterday I searched around in the hardware store, and felt that the 18cm one was a bit short. Until I saw this, the 28cm super-large model, this length must have made Su Ye unbearable!"

Artest also raised the big wrench to show.

Deron and the head coach of the Eagles were so scared that they hugged Artest quickly.

"Ron, the game hasn't started yet, so don't make trouble for me! If you hit someone's head with a wrench, it's not a suspension. You'll have to be in jail for the rest of your life. spend there."

Michael Woodson was so frightened that his shirt was soaked in a cold sweat.

Mainly he didn't dare to severely reprimand Artest, a stupefaction, otherwise this guy would take a wrench and give his bald head a whirlwind.

"Don't worry, I won't mess around unless I have to! As long as that guy Su Ye doesn't use dirty tricks on me, I won't take out a wrench. I use this thing for self-defense."

Taizi was still calm now, and after he finished speaking, he hid the wrench under the bench.

Deron and head coach Michael Woodson were a little physically shaken.

Artest is a stunned species, will a moment of calm like this last for the entire game?

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After Artest packed the wrench, he went to the interview.

"Ron, this is the second time you have played against Su Ye in your career. The first time you played against Su Ye, we still remember the scene of Su Ye's elbow breaking your leather swallow, so after such a long time, your injury The disease has recovered..."

The reporter hadn't finished talking here, but found that Artest's burning eyes were almost pasted.

"You talk about your mother, how many times have I told you media that my anal bleeding was not caused by Su Ye's elbow. I had hemorrhoids at the time, and I was bleeding from hemorrhoids. Don't mess with me! "

Artest grabbed the reporter's wrist and said fiercely to Mike.

If it weren't for strangling someone to break the law, Taizi would have strangled the reporter in front of him to death.

"Okay Ron, have you recovered from your hemorrhoids?" The reporter swallowed and continued to ask.

"I'm fine, I'm fine! I can't wait to kill Su Ye and Pi Yanzi! Look, tonight is the day of my revenge!!"

Artest's pre-match interview made the tnt commentator at the scene even more excited about the game.

Charles Barkley also laughed when he saw the out-of-control Artest: "Looking at Ron's pre-match interview, he seems to have the arrogance of revenge tonight!"

"Let me just say it straight, there must be a battle between Su Ye and Ron Artest tonight!!"

Su Ye and Artest are happy friends who have played so much in the regular season that they can smash each other's assholes.

The sparks from the collision between these two people are definitely not just basketball itself.

Fighting is absolutely inevitable! !

Now the tnt commentators are already looking forward to it.

Between Su Ye and Artest, whose asshole will bloom in the playoffs?