I'm not a basketball bully

At this moment, the David Stern people in the nba headquarters office are all stupid.

Just now, David Stern walked around the door of Lord Hades, but was kicked back by Lord Hades.

When Ron Artest rushed to his bench and took out a wrench from under the bench, David Stern's eyes went black and he almost fainted on the spot.

But seeing Artest running towards Su Ye, it turned out that he just turned the screw in the past. David Stern immediately regained a lot of blood, but he almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood.

He looked at the back of Taizi twisting the screw, and suddenly laughed out loud.

The league has been ups and downs for decades, and David Stern has seen many storms in his position. No matter how funny the scene is, David Stern generally can't laugh.

But looking at Artest, Stern really couldn't help laughing.

Holding a wrench and fixing the screws on the basketball stand in the playoffs arena.

Artest is the best, definitely No.1 in nba history!

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The camera returns to the Wachovia Center.

The referees on the field were completely stupefied at the moment.

They really have never encountered such a situation.

If Artest had hit someone with a wrench just now, they would have called Artest a second-level malicious foul without hesitation and expelled him directly.

But instead of hitting someone with a wrench, Artest went to twist the screw...

This left the referees wondering what to do for a while.

Now the problem fell to the three referees.

Artest is a very reasonable party now.

I just use a wrench to turn a screw, what's wrong?Why should Lao Tzu be expelled? !

After watching the replay, the three referees gave Artest and Su Ye a first-level technical foul each.

The reason is that the two gave each other a pushing action.

As for Artest holding a wrench and Su Ye holding a bench.

The referee did not give any penalty.

Neither Su Ye nor Artest questioned the penalty.

The situation finally calmed down, but the situation of the game was already one-sided.

In the last half of the fourth quarter, the 76ers firmly controlled a lead of about 10 points.In the end, as the whistle sounded for the end of the game, the score of the two teams was fixed at 105:92. The 76ers defeated the Atlanta Hawks by 13 points and won their first victory in this year's playoffs.

Allen Iverson played mediocre in this game and scored a game-high 30 points. Well, Allen Iverson, who averaged 30.2 points per game, scored 30 points in a game. Play mediocre.

As for Su Ye, who made his playoff debut in his career, he scored 28 points, 15 rebounds, and 5 blocks!The data alone reflected Su Ye's damage to the Eagles.

On the field, Su Ye also staged many scenes that made fans discuss.

For example, being caught by Artest + taking off his pants to defend.

He also used a birdie defense to create Artest's offensive foul.

Of course, the most classic ones are:

The bench intimidation that almost turned the NBA arena into a crime scene, directly frightened Ron Artest into a part-time repairman on the NBA arena.

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For the Eagles, Deron Williams also performed quite comprehensively, scoring 22 points and 12 assists. Under Su Ye's full defense, Josh Smith was in a sluggish state and only scored 9 points and 9 rebounds.

The most comprehensive performance of the Eagles was Ron Artest, who scored 12 points, 5 rebounds, 5 assists, 3 steals, 2 blocks, and 6 caps.

Classic 4x5 data!

What?What the hell are you talking about 6 screw caps?

Artest: I screwed 6 screw caps on the court to further strengthen the quality of the basketball stand.

Why can't it be written into Lao Tzu's data column?

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Immediately after the game ended, Artest took a wrench and drilled into the player tunnel, as if he was afraid of being caught by the reporters on the scene.

However, the local reporters in Philadelphia were already experienced. As soon as the whistle sounded, the reporters ran to the entrance of the entire team, blocking Artest who was about to escape.

"Ron, don't leave in a hurry, we have a lot of questions to ask you."

"You picked up the wrench and rushed towards Su Ye in the middle of the fourth quarter, but after seeing Su Ye pick up the bench, why did you run to the basketball hoop to screw the screws? Do you feel that your combat effectiveness is not as good as that of Su Ye? Su Ye, are you afraid of facing the God of War on the bench?"

The reporter's question is very tricky!

It's just that I don't save Taizi any face!

Taizi looked at the reporter in front of him, feeling a little familiar.

It seems that he was the reporter who blocked me at the airport all night just to ask a few disgusting questions!

Artest stared at the reporter, his voice was hoarse and low: "I'll emphasize it again, don't let me think about it! When I was playing, I felt that the base of the basketball hoop was not stable. I just twisted it with a wrench. What happened to a few screw caps!"

As the league's first tough man.

No matter at any time, the mouth must be hard!

"Then why did you suddenly turn the nut on the field? Is the repairman part-time job on the field?"

Another reporter asked a question.

The question from the Philadelphia reporter was a hardcore one.

As the saying goes, if one side is in trouble, all sides make up for it.

The reporters in Philadelphia will never give up if they don't embarrass Artest by asking him!

Artest's face suddenly turned black.

If it is rumored that Lao Tzu works part-time as a repairman in the NBA, it will be a shame.

But what reason would he have to explain it?

Even if he found that the basketball stand was a little loose, it seemed a little inappropriate to screw it up with a wrench, especially at that time, which was the fierce moment of the game...

What good reason should I say?

Artest has a big head now.

Thinking of a sophistry excuse, his cpu was almost burned out.

Got it!

Artest's eyes lit up suddenly, and an idea sprouted in his mind.

"You know, boys have some special hobbies, and I have liked machines since I was a child. You should understand that you are a man. Men like things with a strong sense of machine and operation. I also have a special habit of screwing screws. It's a hobby, so seeing the screws on the basketball hoop come loose, it hurts, it hurts."

Good guy!

When the reporters heard the words, they called him a good guy!

It is true that some people have special hobbies, such as butt fetishism, foot fetishism, chest fetishism and the like.

Many boys do have this hobby of liking tools.

but……

Some people have a strong quirk of wanting to screw screws, I have never heard of it!

This is a critical moment in the game, you really can't control it?

"Before the game, I noticed that the screw cap was loose. I kept suppressing my obsessive-compulsive disorder, but in the end I couldn't bear it anymore. That's why I didn't perform well today!"

Artest talked more and more vigorously, and the more he said, the more reasonable he became.

He even blamed his own addiction and obsessive-compulsive disorder for his poor state today.

This wave of stubborn explanations from Artest not only found a good reason for himself, but also found an excuse for his poor performance tonight.

No.1 in nba's stubborn mouth, none other than Artest!

Huskies in Minnesota have to bow their heads when they see it.

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Won the first win of his playoff career, and he also played nearly 30+15+5 data, especially the kind of thing that happened with Artest on the court, and he was not suspended by the league.

So Su Ye was in a very happy mood.

But the only disappointment was that Su Ye didn't receive the system's free attribute point rewards because he didn't make a big deal with Artest.

"Fortunately, that guy Ron Artest suddenly fell ill, otherwise, my newly learned boxing technique would definitely hit him with teeth all over the place!"

Jessica Alba raised his pink fist and said to Su Ye.

After the game, Su Ye and Jessica Alba left the arena.

Jessica parachuted across the country to find Su Ye. Of course, Su Ye had to take care of Jessica's emotions. The two then made an appointment in Philadelphia.

Other people's dates are restaurants, theaters, scenic spots... whatever.

The way Su Ye and Jessica started dating is a bit different.

The place where the two dated was actually set in an octagonal cage.

To be precise, this is a gym and octagonal cage equipped with a five-star hotel.

Yes, after meeting, I wanted to make an appointment for fighting training.

Originally, Jessica had no plan in this regard, but seeing Artest rushing towards Su Ye with a wrench on the field, Jessica was scared to death at the time. She was afraid of Su Ye's life in the future, so she specifically asked Su Ye coached himself.

In the future, if Su Ye fights with a villain like Artest who is not very smart, and if she is on the sidelines, she can help Su Ye immediately.

Seeing Jessica's powder fist, Su Ye couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth.

"All right, all right, if you really play, the situation will only get worse." Su Ye held Jessica's pink fist.

If Jessica gets into a fight...

Artest Combat Power +20%

Own Combat Strength -30%

Su Ye took Jessica to practice fighting skills in the octagonal cage for a while.

Soon, Jessica's rising and falling voices sounded in the octagonal cage of the five-star hotel.

"Ah, it's so cool! It hurts! It's okay Susu, please continue to hit me hard."

Hearing Jessica Alba's screams, Su Ye's muscles on one head almost tensed up.

Mainly, what kind of voice do you call?

Is it you who are not serious or am I not serious?

Su Ye took Jessica to exercise for more than half an hour, and then returned to the private room of the hotel that he had booked in advance.

It is worth mentioning that this time Su Ye was not like the time in New York. Su Ye directly booked a presidential suite, a private room for the two of them to go back together.

After more than half an hour of exercising in the octagonal cage, Su Ye had another two hours of exercising in the presidential suite.

This is Su Ye's first time since coming to the NBA.

That's right, Su Ye's first time was finally given to Jessica Alba.

Because this private room is in a high area with a height of more than 40 floors, it has a good view of the landscape, and there is a living room balcony of more than 50 square meters.

Jessica also experienced the experience of lying on the balcony and watching the scenery outside.

That's called flying straight down!

After two hours of exercise, Su Ye and Jessica fell asleep.The next morning, in a daze, Jessica was forced to turn it on by Su Ye.

Forced to turn it on early in the morning, Jessica wanted to curse, but it was really comfortable.

Jessica: Who in the family knows?It's really super comfortable to come in when you're sleepy.

The next morning, Su Ye and Jessica practiced dribbling again in the private room.

The main reason was that Su Ye hadn't practiced his ball-handling skills with others for a long time, and when he suddenly activated his prehistoric power, Su Ye tried many ball-handling postures that he hadn't tried before.

During the possession of the ball, Su Ye's teammates all called him.

Allen Iverson called Su Ye and asked Su Ye to come to the arena to train and consolidate the pick-and-roll cooperation of the Aizhu combination.

"Don't call ai, I'm busy now." Iverson made three phone calls in a row, but Su Ye had no choice but to answer.

"No, Nono, what's the sound over there? What are you doing?"

"Uh... I'm driving!"

"Driving? I called you an hour ago. Are you addicted to driving?"

It really made Iverson right. Su Ye is indeed addicted to driving, and his driving skills are very good.

Su Ye and Jessica stayed in the private room of the hotel for two full days and two nights, and Su Ye didn't leave the private room until the morning of G2 of the series.

Nearly 48 hours, Su Ye had to drive for 10 hours.

When she left, Jessica took the shape of Su Ye.

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Su Ye spent the past two days and two nights in the president's private room, and the nba also ended a lot of games.

The Lakers and the Phoenix Suns drew 1:1. Kobe Bryant ushered in a recovery after a sluggish first game and scored 45 points.

LeBron James led the Cavaliers to move back to Yicheng, bringing the series back to Cleveland with a record of [-] win and [-] loss.

Among them, what surprised Su Ye was the game between the Jazz and the Nuggets in the west.

The Jazz led by Paul actually won two consecutive away games in Denver Plateau, home of the Nuggets! !

Originally, the Nuggets were the regular team with tight records. The two games before the start of the series were all home games of the Nuggets. As a result, both games were won by the Jazz...

The series was scored 2:0 by the Jazz, and three of the next four games will be at the Jazz's home court. The balance of victory has completely tilted towards the Jazz.

"In the first season of his career, is that Chris guy going to lead the team to the semifinals of the Western Conference?"

Looking at the newspaper in his hand, Su Ye felt a little emotional.

Chris Paul, Su Ye knows him best.

One of those whose career can be called tragic.

As a result, after the butterfly effect occurred, the first playoff trip of his career broke into the second round of the Western Conference?

Looking at the current Allen Iverson, it should not be a big problem to survive the first round of this year's playoffs.Iverson this year is not at all on the historical development line, ushering in the Waterloo stage of his career.

The fate of the new banana boat brothers is really confusing.

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"Nono, you told me that you drove all day yesterday. What kind of car are you driving? It feels like there are strange noises beside you when you are driving."

During the warm-up training of the two pairs, Allen Iverson chatted with Su Ye.

"You really got to the bottom of it. The car is a good car and it is definitely not broken. You don't have to worry about that."

Iverson still felt that something was wrong with Su Ye.

What kind of car is Su Ye driving?It's okay, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

After the game started, Iverson felt that something was wrong with Su Ye.

Su Ye's state tonight is not as hot as the first one.

Of course, there are also reasons to say that the Atlanta Hawks' confrontation against the 76ers today is not strong, at least not as strong as the previous game.

But no matter what, Su Ye's character is not the kind of player who is not excited in the playoffs. He feels that Su Ye's vitality is average today.

After typing, Allen Iverson suddenly understood.

Understood!

I'm afraid his little brother was hollowed out, right? !

In the last game, Jessica Alba was sitting on the sidelines.

Could it be that what did the two of them do after the game?

What are you talking about driving?Could it be that he was driving Jessica's car? !

Su Ye's vitality was mediocre, and Iverson could only imagine that Su Ye had been hollowed out.

In fact, Su Ye did consume a lot in the past 48 hours, but Su Ye's vitality is average today, and it's really not because of this.

The main reason is that the opponent Su Ye faced today completely made him uninterested.

Josh Smith was not good at defense. Artest switched defenses many times to face him, but he completely lost the passion of the previous game.

"Use a little force, why don't you go get a wrench to tighten the screws again, don't you have a hobby in this area? I will make you happy, and then come to match me."

Taizi didn't have any combat effectiveness at all, so Su Ye couldn't help teasing him.

However, Su Ye's trash talk had no effect on Artest at all. After serving the ball from the baseline, it seemed that he didn't hear Su Ye's words, and he ran to the offensive zone.

It seemed that one look at Su Ye would make him lose.

Su Ye felt a pain in the ass, it was completely different from Taizi in the previous game.

We all know that when you're faced with a dead fish, you're not happy yourself.

Su Ye's operation of raising the bench in the last game completely frightened Artest, and the cowardly soul in his bones was completely beaten out. He really didn't dare to fight Su Ye again in this game. confronted.

The highest rule of street basketball: when your opponent is better at playing and fighting than you, and is more ruthless than you, don't try to provoke him, otherwise you will lose face.The best thing to do is to join him!

So Artest was pressed to calm down.

In this round of the series, no matter how intense it is, they must not have any physical conflicts with Su Ye!

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The 76ers and the Eagles already have a certain strength gap. If the Eagles want to win, they must show a strong confrontational intensity to play with fire and work hard!

And the only person who can ignite this fire is Ron Artest!

But today's Artest is not a match, more like an ice bucket...

Even Cheeks, the head coach of the 76ers, saw this in Artest.

Ever since, at the beginning of the third quarter, he put on a strange lineup.

This lineup is something the 76ers have never had before.

Point guard: Lou Williams.

Shooting guard: Kyle Korver.

Small Forward: Su Ye.

Power Forward: Shaverick Randolph

Center: Chuck Hayes.

The two power forwards on the bench for the 76ers are Hayes and Randolph.

These two can be said to be the second generals on Su Ye's bench.

One for defense and one for offense.

Hayes doesn't need much introduction. He is a pure defensive blue-collar, and he is still a very big card forward.

And Shaverick Randolph is a white power forward with rich offensive ability. He has a height of 2 meters. Like many white inside players, he has a fairly good mid-range and long-range shooting and footwork skills at the basket. The disadvantage is that the defensive ability is insufficient and the movement is slow.Moreover, he is short and has no ability to protect the frame.

Shaverick Randolph was an opponent Su Ye had encountered in college.For his offensive ability, Su Ye is quite appreciative.

In the future, although Randolph did not leave too deep a footprint in the NBA, he is also a qualified foreign aid after coming to the big CBA, and his main task is to score offensively.The offensive ability is also worthy of the NBA's rotation.

The reason why Cheeks coach set up this lineup is very simple.

This is the strongest offensive lineup that the 76ers can put on except for Iverson not playing!

The main thing is that the Eagles are not willing to defend today, so Cheeks decided to fully maximize the team's offensive capabilities.

Let Su Ye play small forward to improve the impact of outside players.

Let Randolph play power forward and improve the shooting ability of inside players.

Cheeks' lineup had a miraculous effect. In the middle of the third quarter, Iverson was still on the bench, and Su Ye led the bench lineup to open the point difference to 20 points!

Su Ye was very excited in the past 5 minutes. Originally, he was very weak in the first half, but his attitude was completely different after he played small forward.

After shooting from inside and outside, and breaking through Artest's defense many times, he distributed the ball to the outside shooter, and became active in rebounding, playing with a sense of presence.

In just 5 minutes, Su Ye scored 6 points and sent 3 assists!

Iverson on the bench looked at the field and then the extremely active Su Ye scratched his haircut, and he became puzzled again.

You were so weak in the first half, how come you were so energetic after a short rest?

Could it be that our family's Su Ye recovered so quickly?

Didn't everyone say that there is only land that can't be plowed, and there are no cattle that can't die.

Su Ye's cow seems a little different...

In fact, during the intermission, the words that Coach Cheeks said to Su Ye completely activated Su Ye.

Cheeks: "Xiao Su, I see you were quite weak in the first half today."

Su Ye: "Uh...the main reason is that they don't interest me."

Cheeks: "Let's try playing small forward in the second half."

Su Ye: "Boss, if you say this, then I won't be sleepy!"

As soon as Su Ye heard that he was going to start at small forward in the second half, he immediately cheered up.

Small forward and shooting guard are only one spot away.

The small forward is already there, won't the score go far? !

Following Su Ye's forcible killing of the basket, after assisting Korver to hit a three-pointer, the point difference has reached 21 points, and the Eagles called a timeout.

Su Ye bounced and ran back to his bench to give Iverson a high five.

"Well done, Nono, I thought you were hollowed out today, but I didn't expect you to recover in the second half. How did you do it?" Iverson was also very excited.

You know, this is a situation that the 76ers have never had in the playoffs in recent years.

Generally, in the 76ers' games, the point difference will be opened up by the opponent immediately after Iverson is off the field, and he will have to play again after a short rest to fill the point difference.

But this season, the situation is completely different after I am off the court, and the team can even open the point difference.

Iverson was very pleasantly surprised!

"What's hollowed out? What nonsense are you talking about? Let me tell you, Ron Artest is really loose, and he went in in one bucket. You must be refreshed after a while!"

"It's so easy to say, so I'm going to go up and give it a try!"

In the first round after Iverson came on the court, he used a screen to pass Artest with one step and hit a layup.

"Look, I said he is very loose, isn't it very loose, and it goes in in one bucket." Su Ye said with a smile to Iverson.

"Haha, Ye Ye, you really didn't lie to me! He is so loose, everyone must enjoy it together! Come on, come on, everyone will stab him whenever they face Ron in the future, he really gets in with one stab.!

It is hard to imagine that Ron Artest was regarded as a defensive weakness.

The key is that Artest is indifferent to the random stabbing of everyone!

The point difference is rushing to 30 points.

The players of the Eagles couldn't stand it anymore.

Artest is almost becoming a stadium bus, and everyone is shouting!

The Eagles looked anxiously at Artest, but Artest himself acted like nothing had happened.

Michael Woodson couldn't bear Artest, and finally called a timeout.

On the Hawks' bench, Michael Woodson looked as ugly as eating shit.

"I said Ron, what are you doing here? Go up and defend. Where did your passion and vitality go in the last game? You are a well-known defensive champion in the league!"

Michael Woodson even wondered whether Artest had a psychological disorder?

The momentum and ferocity of the previous game were gone.

Woodson even thought that if he wanted to get an electric baton and put it under the bench, with the electric baton on his body, Artest might still have the desire to fight.

Michael Woodson originally thought that his timeout could awaken Artest's defensive desire.

But he didn't expect that Taizi looked at him with a puzzled expression.

Taizi: "Coach, don't you know that Su Ye is the number one villain in the league and the most famous basketball bully in the world?"

"..." Michael Woodson looked blank: "Is a villain like you afraid of Su Ye, a basketball bully?"

"Coach, you misunderstood, you can let me defend, but..."

"Add money!!"

"..." Michael Woodson: I bought a watch last year!

Woodson was shaking with anger.

He never thought that Artest could hold back such a sentence!

Don't doubt Artest's brain circuit.

What he said was really what he really thought in his heart!

I get a normal salary for playing basketball, and you let me defend Su Ye with my life, that's not okay.

Gotta pay more!

At the very least, you have to pay a few more copies of my medical insurance, right? !

Following the three nicknames of God of Hemorrhoids, God of Wrench, and Stadium Repairman.

Our Taige has a new title today:

Add money layman! !