I'm not a basketball bully

What is the scene that made the fans in the Wachovia Center Arena burst into unparalleled exclamations?

What picture made China's live broadcast room fall into a black screen again?

What kind of picture made the eyes of the narrator on the scene almost protrude to the floor?

The camera falls on Ron Artest.

Yasuko holding a wrench is like a demon coming out of hell!

"omg! What did I see? Is that a wrench? Is that a wrench?"

"Ron Artest is such a fool, he actually took out a wrench!"

"What is he doing with the wrench? Is he going to fix the screws of the basketball stand? No! He's going to fix Su Ye!"

On the battlefield in the NBA, incidents of players fighting happen frequently.

Since Su Ye entered the nba, the intensity of the fight has further increased, and it has evolved to the point where players fight with weapons in hand.

But so far, the only weapons are the benches in the auditorium.

But today, Ron Artest upgraded his weapon again!

wrench!

Ron Artest actually took out a wrench!

Fighting with each other on the court, and looking at Artest's appearance, he clearly knew that there was a wrench hidden under the bench, which he had prepared in advance!

In other words, Artest had planned it long ago! !

"Be cold, be cold, Ron, you must be cold, don't be a murderer!"

Coach Michael Woodson, who was thrown off by Artest, crawled over again and hugged Artest's calf.

However, Taizi stepped on his head coach in a war.

Then he rushed towards the opposite bench without looking back.

After Su Ye pushed Artest away, he was dragged to the 76ers bench by the referee at the scene to prevent Su Ye and Artest from fighting again.

Seeing Artest rushing over with a heel wrench, Su Ye's excitement surged to the highest point.

You even prepared a wrench before the game, it seems that you came prepared!

As a fighter, Su Ye's fighting blood boiled in his bones.

And this is no longer the fighting blood of a boxer, the opponent even took out a wrench, what Su Ye awakened was the supreme bone of Huangtiandi!

Su Ye easily picked up the folding bench behind him!

Bench God of War is online again!

In the Wachovia Center Arena, an ancient battle officially started.

Artest holding a wrench vs. Su Ye holding a bench!

Among the more than 2 pairs of shocked pupils on the scene, Artest waved a 28cm wrench and ran to the 76ers' bench.

Coach Michael Woodson behind him and the Eagles players desperately chased after him.

Georgian boxer Zaza Pachulia was also dumbfounded.

He does have a lot of insidious tricks on the court, and some of them can even ruin a player's career.

But like Artest, he can't do it in his life if he takes the bench to knock the head of the opposing player.

It's not bad enough to describe it.

This is simply a lunatic, he is committing a crime!

At this moment, Su Ye also broke free from the pull of the players and referees next to him, and rushed towards Artest with the bench in his hands.

The two will have a showdown in front of the technical stage!

The referees and security personnel at the scene were so frightened that their legs were weak at the moment.

In fact, you can't really blame them for being cowardly.

They really haven't seen this battle before!

They were also afraid of Artest's iron wrench, which accidentally injured them and smashed their heads.

The eyes of all the fans were focused on Artest and Su Ye who were about to meet in front of the technical stage.

But at this moment, Michael Woodson, who was chasing Artest behind him, burst out with potential beyond his body.

If you have a speedometer, you will be surprised to find that Michael Woodson's instantaneous speed surpassed the [-]-meter Olympic champion!

Just a second before Artest's wrench was about to hit Su Ye's bench.

Michael Woodson jumped and hugged Artest tightly!

"I beg you, Ron, you must calm down, don't be stupid! Don't be stupid! Don't hit anyone with a wrench!"

Michael Woodson was already crying.

If Artest's wrench really hit Su Ye in the head, then his job as the head coach would also be ruined.

The players he coaches become criminals on the pitch.

Since then, it is impossible for him to continue coaching in the NBA.

It can be said that Michael Woodson gambled all his wealth and future in this pounce!

The hearts of fans all over the world are about to jump out.

Su Ye and Artest, who can stand on this field?

Is Taizi's wrench harder, or Su Ye's bench stronger?

Just when fans all over the world were excited and looking forward to it, Artest, who was hugged by Michael Woodson, suddenly stopped, and the wrench he held high was frozen in the air.

Taizi stretched out his other palm in front of Su Ye, and shouted: "Sack of bridge beans!"

Su Ye:? ? ? ? ?

This sudden stop made Su Ye terrified!

My bench is up, so is your wrench.

Su Ye was ready to use his supreme bone to appreciate Taizi's double pupils.

But at the critical moment, Taizi actually called a timeout!

Su Ye was almost dodged 180 degrees.

Taizi turned his head and glanced at his head coach, showing a blank expression: "Mr. Michael, what are you talking about? How can you say that I am going to fight Mr. Su Ye? When will I, Ron Artest Are you that rude?"

Michael Woodson: "…"

Su Ye: "..."

All the players on the field: "..."

Referee and security personnel: "..."

The place was silent.

Michael Woodson's whole person is already capitalized.

Su Ye is even more uncomfortable now. It feels like you promised your girlfriend to watch a movie at midnight with you. You are so excited that you have opened the house, and Jisbang Gold is also ready. As a result, Someone said: I'm not ready yet, let's book a room for the two of us.

Just like uncomfortable! !

"Then you are..." Michael Woodson tried to ask.

"When I was playing just now, I found that the nut of the basketball stand was loose. I took a wrench and screwed the nut. What happened?"

Ron Artest said with a serious face, and then he took a wrench, and walked towards the basketball hoop in front of him step by step under the stunned expressions of the fans at the scene.

Then, Artest really used his 28cm large wrench to screw the screws on the basketball hoop bit by bit.

Su Ye: "..."

Su Ye looked at the back of Artest who was turning the screw, and was so shocked that his jaw almost fell to the floor.

How about the way you held the wrench just now?Where did you get rid of Lao Tzu's arrogance just now?

Su Ye is really going to faint now, he wasn't knocked out by Artest.

The reason is that Su Ye really has a phobia of giant objects.

Whenever he sees a big idiot, he will faint and can't bear it.

Ron Artest is definitely the biggest super invincible idiot Su Ye has ever seen.

Taking a wrench on the court to screw the screws of the basketball stand, Artest is definitely No.1 in NBA history.

No, this is not No.1's problem.

The league should give Artest two salaries, one for playing basketball and the other for working part-time as a repairman on the court.

NBA part-time play No.1: Ron Artest!

Chasing Dream Green thinks it's great.

Artest: Before you blogged part-time, I was already working part-time.

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But Artest, who was screwing the basketball hoop under the watchful eyes of everyone, didn't feel ashamed at all.

Just kidding, how much is face worth in front of Xiao Ming?

Artest picked up the wrench to really hit Su Ye on the head.

But when he saw Su Ye raised the bench, Artest immediately recalled Su Ye's record in this year's NBA All-Star Game in his mind.

Holding a bench, Su Ye slapped Ben and Billups of the Pistons into pig heads.

And from time to time, it can also give a war trample to the mystery of the big shark under it.

Billups' combat effectiveness is negligible, but Big Ben, O'Neal, and Artest have all experienced it.

Especially that big Ben, Artest still has a fresh memory of Big Ben's fighting power.

So Artest knew it on the spot.

Even if he was holding a wrench, he was no match for Su Ye who was holding a bench!

If Su Ye was just fighting with his bare hands, Artest would definitely rush forward and do it.

But Su Ye holding the bench made his combat power increase by at least ten times!

Artest knew that he was no match for Su Ye holding the bench!

Ever since, Artest once again adhered to the survival rules of street basketball: When you realize that your combat power is far inferior to your opponent, don't be tough with them, otherwise you will be very embarrassed, and the most important thing is to save your life!

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The players on the scene were dumbfounded.

The players of the 76ers looked at the back of Artest screwing the screw, and for a while they felt as if they were dreaming.

When did Artest become so cowardly?

Oh no, maybe this is his real inner truth!

Only Counseling Thailand is the real personality for Artest.

The members of the 76ers looked at Artest's figure, and suddenly had the urge to laugh again.

I'm afraid this is not a joke...

At this time, Su Ye walked up to Artest's side, patted him on the shoulder, pointed to the basketball stand opposite and said, "If you really like to screw it, the basketball stand opposite seems to be loose too. Already, you go over and screw it up too."

Artest glanced at Su Ye.

Obviously he didn't expect that Su Ye really regarded him as a repairman!

But when he saw that Su Ye was still holding a bench, Artest immediately gave up the urge to hit Su Ye's head with the wrench in his hand.

"okay."

After Artest responded, he took a wrench and ran to another basketball hoop.

The Eagles' Deron Williams is on the verge of tears right now.

He ran to Artest who was screwing the screw, took Artest's arm, and said with a mournful face, "Don't screw Brother Tai, come back with me!"

Delong never dreamed that his brother Tai was so superb.

Turning the screws in the game, he threw the faces of the Eagles into the cesspit!

There is one thing to say, when Artest picked up the wrench, Deron Williams strongly opposed it in his heart, and he didn't want Artest to embark on the path of illegal crimes.

But now Delong thinks, you might as well hit someone with a wrench! ! ! !

If Artest took the wrench to hit Su Ye on the head, then Deron Williams could still say that his brother Tai is a real man, a real tough guy!

But Brother Tai suddenly tore up the script before the battle, saying that he took the wrench to screw the screw.

No more faces! !

Yasuko: shameless?Bad luck!

"Don't screw it up, don't screw it up as soon as you step on the horse!"

"Come back with me, don't leave me ashamed!"

Deron Williams grabs Artest's arm.

"Shameful? How can this be shameful? I am repairing basketball hoops in their arena. I am doing voluntary labor. They have to pay me?" Artest justified himself.

Deron slumped on the floor weakly, completely doubting his life.

After confirming that the screw cap was tightened tightly, Artest returned to his bench with a wrench in hand.

But the Eagles players looked at Artest with a strange look.

or……

You should go to the opposite bench.

Turn the screws on the basketball hoop at home, and you should really play for the 76ers.

Michael Woodson even felt that after the game, if the 76ers management did not give Artest a contract as a repairman, they would be condemned by God.

After all, they are hiring mentally handicapped children!

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At the same time, in the five central studios.

Not surprisingly, when Artest took out a wrench from under the bench, the broadcaster cut off the live broadcast again.

Then, the ad for Su Ye's endorsement of Skyworth TV popped up in the live broadcast.

Chinese fans are already used to this situation, but what surprised the Chinese fans is that... this conflict did not last too long.

When Artest rushed to his bench to find something under the bench, the live broadcast was cut off.

The commercial lasted about 30 seconds, and the camera cut back again, but the picture after the cut made Chinese fans confused.

The live footage changed to a close-up of a black man holding a wrench and turning a screw.

"Huh? What's going on here? Why did you give a close-up of a repairman screwing a screw? Could it be that Artest and Su Ye who fought just now broke out with prehistoric power, and Su Ye directly smashed the basketball stand Already?" Zhang Weiping unfolded his brainstorming.

"It shouldn't be possible to break it. You can break a basketball stand in 20 seconds. Su Ye's speed is too fast, right? Captain America isn't even that efficient..." Yu Jia also looked bewildered.

Just when the fans all over China were in a daze.

The live camera moved a mirror to lengthen the camera.

The figure of the repairman appeared in the live broadcast interface of the central five sets.

Fans all over China were dumbfounded.

The repairman turned out to be...

Artest! ! !

"(⊙o⊙) What? Why is Artest screwing the screws on the spot? What happened to make him frantically screw the basketball stand? Could it be that... Artest has an economic crisis, he is the leader of the league? A repairman who works part-time in private to screw screws?"

Zhang Weiping began to stimulate his imagination again.

It should be impossible for Artest to become a stadium repairman in an economic crisis.

After all, Artest is also a multi-millionaire or even a billionaire. Even if he goes bankrupt and wants to work part-time to earn money, there are plenty of connections.

Then there is only one explanation.

"I understand!"

Zhang Weiping's eyes lit up: "Artest, he must be a pervert with special hobbies!"

"Many men have some special hobbies, some are even perverted, for example, they like to collect libraries."

"Maybe Artest is a super pervert who likes to twist screws in his bones!"

"Su also brought out the perverted habit in Artest's bones!!"

Artest, the wrench god of war, is completely gone.

What is there now is just a big change in screwing the screws!