I'm not a basketball bully
Chapter 364: Against the Lakers, Artest starts to prepare for a wrench again!
The Christmas game is getting closer and closer, and the Knicks' record has reached 19 consecutive victories.
The Knicks' offense is even more terrifying than last season and has become somewhat unstoppable.
Fans all over the Internet have placed their hopes of defeating the Knicks on the Lakers. The Lakers, who are fighting against each other, are also very strong and have only lost one game so far.
The fateful battle between two super giants, a repeat of the last finals, has once again pushed the popularity of the Christmas war to a peak.
Major media reported on this extremely hot Christmas battle before the game.
Sports Weekly: [Among the two top teams, the Knicks and the Lakers, who can win the battle for the league’s appearance? 】
The New York Times: [The two greatest heroes, Kobe Bryant vs. Su Ye, the two superstars will stage a peak showdown in the Christmas Day war. 】
Reuters: [The final step for the kowtow duo to reach the top. Can this duo defeat the final king, Su Ye? 】
The Knife combination has proven in the past two months that they are indeed the top duo in the league, but they defeated almost all their enemies and only qualified to challenge Su Ye.
Even if Su Ye leads the team with a single core, no one dares to underestimate the Knicks.
As fans' anticipation for the Christmas Day battle grows, time flies by.
On Christmas Day, the Knicks players flew to the City of Angels, preparing to set foot on Staples again.
Night falls over Los Angeles, and the brilliant lights turn this big city into a city that never sleeps.
At Staples Arena, fans wearing Lakers jerseys had already occupied the entire venue, and a huge Lakers flag was dancing crazily in the audience.
The TNT commentary team, Barkley and Kenny Smith, felt the warm atmosphere at the scene and said:
"Welcome to Staples and thank you all for coming here before Christmas to watch this big-money battle, with Charles and I covering the entire event."
Barkley said: "We have already felt the enthusiasm of the fans at the scene. Facing the Knicks, the Lakers' biggest enemy, the fans at the scene today will support the Lakers with the greatest enthusiasm."
The audience was filled with passion and everyone shouted:
"The Lakers rise up and defeat the Knicks!"
"Let'sgo Los Angeles Lakers!"
"The Lakers win the Knicks, that's my Christmas wish."
All Lakers fans attach great importance to today's game. After all, the Knicks can be said to be the Lakers' biggest enemy for more than a year.
They even lost to the Knicks in the finals, ending their hopes of a second consecutive championship.
Faced with the Knicks who personally ruined the Lakers championship, Lakers fans were very excited.
Their only wish for Christmas this year is to witness the Lakers' revenge against the Knicks at Staples.
Backstage at Staples, in the Lakers locker room, all Lakers fans were sitting in front of their closets.
Kobe said:
"The Knicks were our enemy in the Finals. I'm happy to play with our team this season, but if our goal is to win the championship, we must beat the Knicks."
Kobe looked around and saw that Paul, Artest, and Murphy all just joined the Lakers this season.
Although they have not experienced the pain of losing to the Knicks in last year's finals, Paul and the others also know that if they want to win the championship this year, the Knicks must overcome this hurdle, and they all look determined.
Kobe nodded, very satisfied with the determination of his teammates.
At this time, Artest took out a small toolbox from his closet.
Kobe asked: "Ron, what are you doing?"
Artest opened the small tool box, which contained all kinds of small wrenches and hammers. Those who didn't know better thought that Artest was here for decoration.
Paul was also confused and said: "Ron, what are you going to do? You don't need to decorate your wardrobe at this time, right?"
But Artest said with a serious face: "What about decoration? I know that guy Su Ye best. He is a madman. It's not surprising what he does on the court. We have to arm ourselves first!"
Artest said as he put a small wrench into his pants.
Paul's head was filled with dark clues. Was Su Ye a lunatic?I think you are more like a lunatic. What do you want to do with that little wrench in your pants?There is no law.
Kobe also complained: "Ron, Su Ye is just a lunatic on the court, but you are no longer a problem on the court."
Artest said: "No, this madman Su Ye cannot be imagined with common sense. I have been his opponent and his teammate. I know him best. And now I have become his opponent again. Since If he is an opponent, I will be merciless. If he goes crazy with us, I will hit him with a wrench and chisel him with a hammer."
Artest took out a small wrench from his pants and waved it, as if he was ready to buff Su Ye's head.
Kobe looked at Artest silently, completely speechless.
Artest said: "What's wrong? You also want some props for self-defense? I'll give you this hammer."
Artest handed the small hammer to Kobe and asked Kobe to learn how to swing it: "When the fight comes, we will fight together. I don't believe those lunatics in Su Ye can beat us."
The other teammates looked at Artest's equipment and had only one thought in their minds: He is indeed a madman who caused a scene in the Palace of Auburn Hills. His brain circuit is not something that ordinary people like us can keep up with.
Kobe instinctively took the hammer, glanced at it, threw it to the ground after reacting, and said:
"That's enough, Ron. I don't want today to be a bloody Christmas. Put these things away for me."
Damn it, so many Lakers fans came to watch the game today, we can't let Artest cause another Auburn Hills Palace incident at Staples.
The fans are here to watch the Christmas War and celebrate Christmas, not to celebrate a bloody Christmas.
If Artest really gets into trouble, how will this Christmas war end?
Hearing Kobe asking him to take away his proud props, Artest was initially reluctant, but when he looked up and saw Kobe's sharp eyes, Artest finally chose to listen to Kobe's words and use the little hammer. Put it back in the toolbox.
"And that little wrench in your pants."
Kobe said coldly.
Artest paused for a moment. He originally wanted to hide it and bring this little wrench onto the court, but Kobe kept staring at him. He could only take the little wrench out of his pants and put it in the small tool box. Put it back in the closet.
Paul breathed a sigh of relief next to him. Fortunately, Kobe could suppress Artest, otherwise Artest, a man whose mind is all about muscles, might really bring these weapons to the court.
If it had been someone else, Artest probably wouldn't have liked him.
It was just time for the two teams to enter the stadium, and the Lakers players walked out of the locker room one by one.
Artest touched his crotch and showed an intriguing smile.
Players from both sides entered the room and during the warm-up session, the TNT commentators started chatting:
"The Knicks are currently on a 19-game winning streak since the start of the season, and their performance is even more eye-catching than last season. Today's game will determine whether they will win 20 consecutive games or suffer their first defeat."
"In the last Finals, the Lakers lost to the Knicks and missed their second consecutive championship. When the two teams meet again, they will definitely have a Finals-level showdown."
"After Kobe became partnered with Chris Paul, his scoring ability was completely unleashed. This season he has already scored 50+ points in one game and 40+ points in two games. This duo has the opportunity to do something amazing today."
"Su Ye and Ron Artest are also a matchup that affects the trend of the game. Ron and Su Ye have a long history of grudges, and they will definitely have to make a settlement in this game."
The two commentators chatted for a while, and then the game officially started, with both teams starting the game.
The New York Knicks’ starting lineup is:
Deron Williams + Ray Allen + Su Ye + Zach Randolph + Chuck Hayes.
The Los Angeles Lakers starting roster is:
Chris Paul + Kobe Bryant + Ron Artest + Troy Murphy + Andrew Bynum.
The jump ball started and Bynum got the ball directly.
The Lakers launched an attack, and Paul dribbled the ball at the top of the key, waiting for his teammates' tactical moves.
After observing Kobe coming to the wing, Paul finally started, planning to pass Deron in front of him and assist Kobe to score.
It was planned well, but once it actually started, Paul ran into difficulties.
His quick first step was actually stopped by Deron.
But this was not a problem for Paul. He changed direction and wanted to pass Deron.
As a result, Deron directly approached and gave Paul a physical confrontation.
Paul was stunned for a moment. Deron actually used his physical strength to increase the intensity of the confrontation, and Paul really couldn't stand Deron's physical confrontation.
Paul, who has always been a leader among point guards in the league, encountered an opponent who could restrain him for the first time.
Facing the intensity of Deron's confrontation, Paul couldn't maintain his silky and smooth dribbling.
Fortunately, Paul's basic skills are also at the top level. He staggered over and passed the ball to Kobe.
Because of Deron's physical confrontation, the best time to pass the ball has passed.
Kobe could only force a shot against Ray Allen's defense, and despite the interference, he made a picturesque fadeaway jumper.
All the female fans at the scene covered their mouths in surprise. They didn't expect that the Lakers would have such a difficult time hitting the first ball.
Fortunately, Kobe's difficult shooting is still worthy of trust, and the ball went directly.
2: 0.
Barkley, the on-site commentator, frowned and said:
"Although the goal was scored, Chris didn't perform well against Deron at the beginning."
Kenny nodded and said:
"Generally speaking, Chris would not miss the passing opportunity just now, but Deron defended very well and held Chris back."
"If Kobe hadn't saved the ball, it would probably have been a victory for the Knicks."
The two commentators analyzed the situation, which made the fans at the scene frightened. It turned out that there were so many games in this round.
On the field, Su Ye and Delong gave a high-five and encouraged the little fat man.
The reason why Deron is allowed to start today, in addition to Deron being stronger, is that Deron is the best candidate to defend Paul.
Su Ye remembered that Paul's biggest sufferer was Deron, the little fat guy. Once he met Deron, the short and fat king of the court, Paul's performance fell into a trough.
Once the team came on the field this time, Paul still couldn't stand Deron's physical fitness.
Su Ye smiled slightly. Who said he needed to face the Kakuo group alone?
Looking back, the Knicks attacked. As soon as Su Ye positioned himself inside, Artest pushed up from behind.
Artest pressed Su Ye's big ass while provoking:
"Hey, Su, let me fuck your big ass to death today. Without this ass, you are nothing."
Su Ye laughed, and Atai, the pet dog, smelled the smell and stared at him again.
Artest continued to yell: "If you have the ability, come and beat me alone. See if I can do it to you. That's it. I can do you right now and you'll pass out."
Artest pushed against Su Ye rhythmically, as if he was in a daze.
Su Ye sneered. To deal with a person like Atai, you should hit him hard every once in a while, lest he heal the scar and forget about the pain.
Su Ye raised his hand for the ball and said:
"It seems that your butthole has healed and you have forgotten the pain. Aren't you afraid that your butthole will be rotten for the rest of your life this time?"
Hearing this, Artest's dusty memory was also awakened.
Artest still remembers the feeling when Su Ye bruised Artest's anus.
Every time I think about it, I feel both physical and mental pain, and I have to deliberately forget this memory.
Now that Su Ye mentioned it again, Artai's expression became ferocious.
Su Ye got the ball and used his big butt to gouge Artest step by step.
Artest was quite happy to hold up the ball, but as soon as Su Ye started digging, Artest felt like he was holding up an elephant and he couldn't hold it anymore.
Su Ye rolled Artest close to the basket, turned around and dunked in an instant like the wind.
Artest also jumped up, gritting his teeth to block Su Ye.
Both men seemed to have completely lost their minds and turned into beasts on the court.
But Su Ye, the beast, was obviously more ferocious. He roared and dunked the ball off Artest's head.
Everyone at the scene stared at this scene with wide eyes and extremely nervous.
"Oh!"
Su Ye separated Artest and violently dunked the ball with both hands.
Artest's muscles bulged like steel and he tried hard to block the shot, but he was still swallowed by the giant beast Su Ye.
Su Ye turned around and dunked on Artest. The whole scene was full of impact and interpreted Su Ye's violent aesthetics.
The on-site commentator instantly became excited:
"Jesus! Su Ye dunked Artest directly at the beginning. It was so cruel."
"To deal with Ron, you need to be more brutal than him. I can only say that Su Ye knows how to tame animals!"
"Ron defended very actively, but Su Ye only had to push in, turn around and dunk, and it was over. This is the gap in personal ability."
"If Ron is a beast, then Su Ye is the king of beasts."
Su Ye dunked Artest in the opening game, shocking the Lakers fans at the scene.
"WTF, how can Su Ye play like this? He is tearing Ron apart."
"I saw the shadow of Shaquille O'Neal on this ball. Su Ye crushed Ron's bones."
"After watching this ball, I suddenly don't have much hope for Ron to defend Su Ye."
Everyone was in awe. Su Ye played the ball like O'Neal at his peak. He ran into it and turned around to dunk.
On the court, Artest looked hard...
The Knicks' offense is even more terrifying than last season and has become somewhat unstoppable.
Fans all over the Internet have placed their hopes of defeating the Knicks on the Lakers. The Lakers, who are fighting against each other, are also very strong and have only lost one game so far.
The fateful battle between two super giants, a repeat of the last finals, has once again pushed the popularity of the Christmas war to a peak.
Major media reported on this extremely hot Christmas battle before the game.
Sports Weekly: [Among the two top teams, the Knicks and the Lakers, who can win the battle for the league’s appearance? 】
The New York Times: [The two greatest heroes, Kobe Bryant vs. Su Ye, the two superstars will stage a peak showdown in the Christmas Day war. 】
Reuters: [The final step for the kowtow duo to reach the top. Can this duo defeat the final king, Su Ye? 】
The Knife combination has proven in the past two months that they are indeed the top duo in the league, but they defeated almost all their enemies and only qualified to challenge Su Ye.
Even if Su Ye leads the team with a single core, no one dares to underestimate the Knicks.
As fans' anticipation for the Christmas Day battle grows, time flies by.
On Christmas Day, the Knicks players flew to the City of Angels, preparing to set foot on Staples again.
Night falls over Los Angeles, and the brilliant lights turn this big city into a city that never sleeps.
At Staples Arena, fans wearing Lakers jerseys had already occupied the entire venue, and a huge Lakers flag was dancing crazily in the audience.
The TNT commentary team, Barkley and Kenny Smith, felt the warm atmosphere at the scene and said:
"Welcome to Staples and thank you all for coming here before Christmas to watch this big-money battle, with Charles and I covering the entire event."
Barkley said: "We have already felt the enthusiasm of the fans at the scene. Facing the Knicks, the Lakers' biggest enemy, the fans at the scene today will support the Lakers with the greatest enthusiasm."
The audience was filled with passion and everyone shouted:
"The Lakers rise up and defeat the Knicks!"
"Let'sgo Los Angeles Lakers!"
"The Lakers win the Knicks, that's my Christmas wish."
All Lakers fans attach great importance to today's game. After all, the Knicks can be said to be the Lakers' biggest enemy for more than a year.
They even lost to the Knicks in the finals, ending their hopes of a second consecutive championship.
Faced with the Knicks who personally ruined the Lakers championship, Lakers fans were very excited.
Their only wish for Christmas this year is to witness the Lakers' revenge against the Knicks at Staples.
Backstage at Staples, in the Lakers locker room, all Lakers fans were sitting in front of their closets.
Kobe said:
"The Knicks were our enemy in the Finals. I'm happy to play with our team this season, but if our goal is to win the championship, we must beat the Knicks."
Kobe looked around and saw that Paul, Artest, and Murphy all just joined the Lakers this season.
Although they have not experienced the pain of losing to the Knicks in last year's finals, Paul and the others also know that if they want to win the championship this year, the Knicks must overcome this hurdle, and they all look determined.
Kobe nodded, very satisfied with the determination of his teammates.
At this time, Artest took out a small toolbox from his closet.
Kobe asked: "Ron, what are you doing?"
Artest opened the small tool box, which contained all kinds of small wrenches and hammers. Those who didn't know better thought that Artest was here for decoration.
Paul was also confused and said: "Ron, what are you going to do? You don't need to decorate your wardrobe at this time, right?"
But Artest said with a serious face: "What about decoration? I know that guy Su Ye best. He is a madman. It's not surprising what he does on the court. We have to arm ourselves first!"
Artest said as he put a small wrench into his pants.
Paul's head was filled with dark clues. Was Su Ye a lunatic?I think you are more like a lunatic. What do you want to do with that little wrench in your pants?There is no law.
Kobe also complained: "Ron, Su Ye is just a lunatic on the court, but you are no longer a problem on the court."
Artest said: "No, this madman Su Ye cannot be imagined with common sense. I have been his opponent and his teammate. I know him best. And now I have become his opponent again. Since If he is an opponent, I will be merciless. If he goes crazy with us, I will hit him with a wrench and chisel him with a hammer."
Artest took out a small wrench from his pants and waved it, as if he was ready to buff Su Ye's head.
Kobe looked at Artest silently, completely speechless.
Artest said: "What's wrong? You also want some props for self-defense? I'll give you this hammer."
Artest handed the small hammer to Kobe and asked Kobe to learn how to swing it: "When the fight comes, we will fight together. I don't believe those lunatics in Su Ye can beat us."
The other teammates looked at Artest's equipment and had only one thought in their minds: He is indeed a madman who caused a scene in the Palace of Auburn Hills. His brain circuit is not something that ordinary people like us can keep up with.
Kobe instinctively took the hammer, glanced at it, threw it to the ground after reacting, and said:
"That's enough, Ron. I don't want today to be a bloody Christmas. Put these things away for me."
Damn it, so many Lakers fans came to watch the game today, we can't let Artest cause another Auburn Hills Palace incident at Staples.
The fans are here to watch the Christmas War and celebrate Christmas, not to celebrate a bloody Christmas.
If Artest really gets into trouble, how will this Christmas war end?
Hearing Kobe asking him to take away his proud props, Artest was initially reluctant, but when he looked up and saw Kobe's sharp eyes, Artest finally chose to listen to Kobe's words and use the little hammer. Put it back in the toolbox.
"And that little wrench in your pants."
Kobe said coldly.
Artest paused for a moment. He originally wanted to hide it and bring this little wrench onto the court, but Kobe kept staring at him. He could only take the little wrench out of his pants and put it in the small tool box. Put it back in the closet.
Paul breathed a sigh of relief next to him. Fortunately, Kobe could suppress Artest, otherwise Artest, a man whose mind is all about muscles, might really bring these weapons to the court.
If it had been someone else, Artest probably wouldn't have liked him.
It was just time for the two teams to enter the stadium, and the Lakers players walked out of the locker room one by one.
Artest touched his crotch and showed an intriguing smile.
Players from both sides entered the room and during the warm-up session, the TNT commentators started chatting:
"The Knicks are currently on a 19-game winning streak since the start of the season, and their performance is even more eye-catching than last season. Today's game will determine whether they will win 20 consecutive games or suffer their first defeat."
"In the last Finals, the Lakers lost to the Knicks and missed their second consecutive championship. When the two teams meet again, they will definitely have a Finals-level showdown."
"After Kobe became partnered with Chris Paul, his scoring ability was completely unleashed. This season he has already scored 50+ points in one game and 40+ points in two games. This duo has the opportunity to do something amazing today."
"Su Ye and Ron Artest are also a matchup that affects the trend of the game. Ron and Su Ye have a long history of grudges, and they will definitely have to make a settlement in this game."
The two commentators chatted for a while, and then the game officially started, with both teams starting the game.
The New York Knicks’ starting lineup is:
Deron Williams + Ray Allen + Su Ye + Zach Randolph + Chuck Hayes.
The Los Angeles Lakers starting roster is:
Chris Paul + Kobe Bryant + Ron Artest + Troy Murphy + Andrew Bynum.
The jump ball started and Bynum got the ball directly.
The Lakers launched an attack, and Paul dribbled the ball at the top of the key, waiting for his teammates' tactical moves.
After observing Kobe coming to the wing, Paul finally started, planning to pass Deron in front of him and assist Kobe to score.
It was planned well, but once it actually started, Paul ran into difficulties.
His quick first step was actually stopped by Deron.
But this was not a problem for Paul. He changed direction and wanted to pass Deron.
As a result, Deron directly approached and gave Paul a physical confrontation.
Paul was stunned for a moment. Deron actually used his physical strength to increase the intensity of the confrontation, and Paul really couldn't stand Deron's physical confrontation.
Paul, who has always been a leader among point guards in the league, encountered an opponent who could restrain him for the first time.
Facing the intensity of Deron's confrontation, Paul couldn't maintain his silky and smooth dribbling.
Fortunately, Paul's basic skills are also at the top level. He staggered over and passed the ball to Kobe.
Because of Deron's physical confrontation, the best time to pass the ball has passed.
Kobe could only force a shot against Ray Allen's defense, and despite the interference, he made a picturesque fadeaway jumper.
All the female fans at the scene covered their mouths in surprise. They didn't expect that the Lakers would have such a difficult time hitting the first ball.
Fortunately, Kobe's difficult shooting is still worthy of trust, and the ball went directly.
2: 0.
Barkley, the on-site commentator, frowned and said:
"Although the goal was scored, Chris didn't perform well against Deron at the beginning."
Kenny nodded and said:
"Generally speaking, Chris would not miss the passing opportunity just now, but Deron defended very well and held Chris back."
"If Kobe hadn't saved the ball, it would probably have been a victory for the Knicks."
The two commentators analyzed the situation, which made the fans at the scene frightened. It turned out that there were so many games in this round.
On the field, Su Ye and Delong gave a high-five and encouraged the little fat man.
The reason why Deron is allowed to start today, in addition to Deron being stronger, is that Deron is the best candidate to defend Paul.
Su Ye remembered that Paul's biggest sufferer was Deron, the little fat guy. Once he met Deron, the short and fat king of the court, Paul's performance fell into a trough.
Once the team came on the field this time, Paul still couldn't stand Deron's physical fitness.
Su Ye smiled slightly. Who said he needed to face the Kakuo group alone?
Looking back, the Knicks attacked. As soon as Su Ye positioned himself inside, Artest pushed up from behind.
Artest pressed Su Ye's big ass while provoking:
"Hey, Su, let me fuck your big ass to death today. Without this ass, you are nothing."
Su Ye laughed, and Atai, the pet dog, smelled the smell and stared at him again.
Artest continued to yell: "If you have the ability, come and beat me alone. See if I can do it to you. That's it. I can do you right now and you'll pass out."
Artest pushed against Su Ye rhythmically, as if he was in a daze.
Su Ye sneered. To deal with a person like Atai, you should hit him hard every once in a while, lest he heal the scar and forget about the pain.
Su Ye raised his hand for the ball and said:
"It seems that your butthole has healed and you have forgotten the pain. Aren't you afraid that your butthole will be rotten for the rest of your life this time?"
Hearing this, Artest's dusty memory was also awakened.
Artest still remembers the feeling when Su Ye bruised Artest's anus.
Every time I think about it, I feel both physical and mental pain, and I have to deliberately forget this memory.
Now that Su Ye mentioned it again, Artai's expression became ferocious.
Su Ye got the ball and used his big butt to gouge Artest step by step.
Artest was quite happy to hold up the ball, but as soon as Su Ye started digging, Artest felt like he was holding up an elephant and he couldn't hold it anymore.
Su Ye rolled Artest close to the basket, turned around and dunked in an instant like the wind.
Artest also jumped up, gritting his teeth to block Su Ye.
Both men seemed to have completely lost their minds and turned into beasts on the court.
But Su Ye, the beast, was obviously more ferocious. He roared and dunked the ball off Artest's head.
Everyone at the scene stared at this scene with wide eyes and extremely nervous.
"Oh!"
Su Ye separated Artest and violently dunked the ball with both hands.
Artest's muscles bulged like steel and he tried hard to block the shot, but he was still swallowed by the giant beast Su Ye.
Su Ye turned around and dunked on Artest. The whole scene was full of impact and interpreted Su Ye's violent aesthetics.
The on-site commentator instantly became excited:
"Jesus! Su Ye dunked Artest directly at the beginning. It was so cruel."
"To deal with Ron, you need to be more brutal than him. I can only say that Su Ye knows how to tame animals!"
"Ron defended very actively, but Su Ye only had to push in, turn around and dunk, and it was over. This is the gap in personal ability."
"If Ron is a beast, then Su Ye is the king of beasts."
Su Ye dunked Artest in the opening game, shocking the Lakers fans at the scene.
"WTF, how can Su Ye play like this? He is tearing Ron apart."
"I saw the shadow of Shaquille O'Neal on this ball. Su Ye crushed Ron's bones."
"After watching this ball, I suddenly don't have much hope for Ron to defend Su Ye."
Everyone was in awe. Su Ye played the ball like O'Neal at his peak. He ran into it and turned around to dunk.
On the court, Artest looked hard...
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