I'm not a basketball bully
Chapter 365: A wrench hidden in his crotch, Artest is the first person in history!
Artest was directly crushed and buckled by Su Ye. He felt cruel and took out his crotch. When he was about to do something, he found that the line referee was staring at him.
Artest hesitated for a moment, then took his hands out of his crotch and spread his hands to the sideline referee, indicating that he had done nothing.
The line referee narrowed his eyes, his main attention always being on Artest.
After all, this is a madman who caused trouble in the Auburn Palace. He even had a fight with Su Ye, so he must be taken care of.
The line referee saw Artest's crotch-picking action, glanced at Artest's crotch, and found nothing unusual, so he let Artest go.
But why did he feel that Artest's crotch was a bit bulging?Is this guy so rich?
Looking back, the Lakers wanted to connect with each other. Kobe was alone for a while, passed the ball back to Paul, and ran towards the basket.
At this time, as long as Paul slings the ball gently toward the basket, he can assist Kobe to score.
But precisely because this tactic was so simple, Deron saw through it directly and raised his hands in the air, denying Paul any space to pass the ball.
Paul played very frustrated. He clearly saw those wonderful passing opportunities, but he was blocked by Deron and could not pass them.
Even if he plans to go it alone, Deron likes to engage in physical confrontation with him on defense, which just kills Paul.
Because of Deron's delay, Kobe failed to catch the ball and could only sneak to the bottom corner.
Paul changed direction and broke through from outside the three-point line. Without completely getting rid of Deron, he rushed inside and made a three-step layup.
Deron was not afraid of Paul's layup at all. He directly blocked Paul in the air and blocked Paul's ball with both hands.
Paul gritted his teeth, shook his hand, and passed the ball to Bynum next to him.
Bynum wanted to dunk, but was blocked by Randolph who had been waiting for a long time.
The Knicks defended this ball very successfully, and it can be said that it was watertight.
The fans at the scene frowned. Paul had always played smoothly before, and his cooperation with Kobe could be said to be flawless. Why did so many problems suddenly appear today?
"What's going on with Chris? This doesn't look like him."
"I feel like Chris is having a hard time playing in front of Deron. Could it be that Deron is his nemesis?"
"One of the four kings of the wild field is a nimble and fat man. He really doesn't bully me. Even Chris can't stand him."
Lakers fans were beginning to feel a little uneasy. They had been given a hundred chances before the game and never would have guessed that Paul, who had always been the most stable, had problems when the Lakers faced the Knicks.
They can only hope that Paul can find a way to deal with Deron as soon as possible and show his strength.
The offense and defense exchanged, and the Knicks' tactics rotated. When the ball was given to Su Ye, Artest stepped forward again.
Artest seemed to like Su Ye's big butt very much. As soon as he got back on guard, he would always hit Su Ye's head.
Talking trash at the same time:
"Man, I'm just letting you go once. In my eyes, you are just a piece of snack that I can eat at any time."
Artest couldn't help but want to take out the weapon in his crotch, but he decided to endure it a little longer and attacked Su Ye with trash talk first.
Su Ye didn't move at all, Artest's trash talk couldn't break his defense at all.
However, he always felt that there was something hard when Artai pushed his butt, which made Su Ye couldn't help but think of something bad.
This guy won't have awakened some strange xp, right?
However, the court is like a battlefield. Su Ye doesn't care what Artest is doing and just uses his actions to crush his opponents.
He continued to grind in with his big ass, and when he got to the basket, he repeated his old trick, turned around quickly, and clicked.
Artest jumped up immediately, a gust of wind blew behind Su Ye's head, and Murphy jumped out from behind Su Ye.
The on-site commentator immediately shouted excitedly:
"omg, Su Ye sent two people flying with a fake move."
"The Lakers gave Su Ye too much respect, and Su Ye caught two big fish at once."
"Su Ye seemed to have eyes in the back of his head and avoided Murphy's ambush behind him."
After Su Ye missed two people, he immediately turned back and made a one-handed layup.
"Don't think about it!"
Bynum immediately swooped over, trying to block Su Ye.
However, Su Ye's layup was still a fake move. After retracting it, Bynum flew directly over without stopping at all.
Su Ye finally made a backhand layup this time and scored easily.
2: 4.
The on-site commentator looked surprised and said:
"Su Ye's attack can rank first among the top ten goals. This goal is full of fun to watch."
"With this ball, Su Ye first made a fake move and hit two people, and then made another fake move and hit the little shark for a layup. It was like playing tricks on three people."
"It's so amazing. Su Ye turned the little shark into a little flying fish. Ron was even hit twice."
All the fans in the audience were stunned. Su Ye's goal was really amazing and could definitely be selected as the first among the top ten goals.
The Lakers fans were speechless. They didn't know if Su Ye could knock off three people like this. They didn't know whether it was because Su Ye's inside footwork was too strong or if the Lakers players were too stupid.
On the court, Murphy and Bynum looked annoyed. Being teased by Su Ye like this had a bit of a dampening effect on their self-confidence.
Artai's eyes became entangled, and he dug into his crotch from time to time.
Su Ye is really a bit fierce, and Artest is considering whether to use extraordinary means to blow Su Ye's head off.
Although the line referee stared at Artest with suspicion, Artest was never afraid of the referee as long as he wanted to take action.
After hesitating for a while, Artest still did not take action. It was still early and action now could not ensure victory in this game.
Su Ye also noticed Artest's crotch-picking action at this time, and suddenly felt something intuitively.
"Artai, you don't want to cause anything big, right?"
Su Ye had reason to suspect that Artai, a guy with only muscles in his mind, might be brewing some bad idea.
He decided to test Artest in the next round.
Looking back, the Lakers team finally made a connection. Paul used the screen to get rid of Deron and made a cool no-look pass to assist Kobe for a dunk.
4: 4.
The fans at the scene were excited and cheered:
"Yes, this should have been done a long time ago, Chris!"
"As long as we work together as a team, the winner of this Christmas game will definitely be our Lakers."
"The Knicks can score, and so can the Lakers. When comparing scoring ability, we are not targeting anyone. Everyone here is rubbish."
The team-up and the team's collaboration immediately inspired Lakers fans.
On the court, Paul's face still didn't look good.
As a traditional point guard, Paul had to rely on teammates to cover him in order to get rid of the opponent's defense. This made Paul feel a little unhappy.
But as long as you can score, everything is acceptable.
But the Knicks' scoring momentum was also very strong, and the two sides suddenly started to compete.
Here, the team-mate is driven to score, and over there, the entire Knicks team can take turns to stand up and score.
The fans at the scene couldn’t help but say:
"As expected of a championship team, the Knicks can actually keep up with us in terms of points."
"Wait a minute, the top scoring ability of the team has not started to explode yet. At the critical moment, they will open up the score."
"Let's golakers."
The Knicks and Lakers couldn't decide the winner for a while, but the scoring ability of the slugging combination was historic. Fans at the scene believed that the Lakers would open up the score later.
In the next round, Su Ye once again caught the ball and hit Artest alone. He had just scored two goals in a row.
Artest launched a wild boar charge at Su Ye's big butt as always, and said behind Su Ye:
"Let me tell you secretly, I still have a guy hidden in me. Come and fuck me if you can. Just see if I can put you down."
Although Su Ye had fucked his butthole to bits before, this time Artest's crotch was fully armed and could enter combat mode at any time, which gave Artest a sense of security.
Now Artest is eager to give it a try. He can't wait to operate on Su Ye and test his fighting ability.
Su Ye sneered and said, "I was just wondering why your dog's crotch is so hard. I thought you were a pervert. It turns out you were just hiding a weapon. It scared me to death."
Hearing that Su Ye was not worried about him carrying a weapon, but more worried about his XP problem, Artest's anger instantly increased a lot, and he almost wanted to take out the guy and blow Su Ye's head off.
Su Ye was merciless with his words and even more merciless with his hands. He turned around in an instant, passed Artest and rushed to the basket.
Artest was startled and quickly retreated, but Su Ye pulled back and threw Artest away, slammed his foot on the floor, and took off directly.
Artest was sent flying to the basket by Su Ye. As soon as he raised his head, he saw Su Ye flying over. He felt cruel and already grabbed his crotch with his hand:
"Madefak, I will fight with you."
Artest would rather knock Su Ye down than be dunked by Su Ye.
But Su Ye flew over so fast. Before Artest had time to take the ball, Su Ye was already on top of him, pouring all the strength of his hands into the ball and started bombing.
"Oh!"
There was a loud noise, Su Yeqi dunked Artest!
Everyone at the scene was dumbfounded. Su Ye's shot was so brutal that it directly destroyed Artest.
The tnt commentators were stunned and roared:
"Oh my god, half of Su Ye's body flew onto Ron's head. This ball was a perfect dunk."
"Su Ye just wants to ride the beast Ron. He is here today to tame the beast."
"It's so crazy. Until now in the Christmas War, Su Ye's brilliance has overshadowed the two of them."
Su Ye's riding dunk silenced the Staples crowd, with only the commentators shouting passionately.
On the court, Kobe frowned slightly. Even Artest couldn't guard Su Ye?
It seems that their offensive tasks in this game are heavier.
Paul silently sighed in his heart: As expected of Ye Ye, he is still so strong.
Everyone at the scene was immersed in Su Ye's wild buckle. However, at this moment, after Su Ye landed, he secretly elbowed Artest's crotch.
Su Ye instantly felt his elbow hit something like steel. With a bang, something fell directly from Artest's crotch to the floor.
The cameraman was very keen and immediately focused the camera on what fell out of Artest's crotch.
The fans at the scene turned their heads immediately, wanting to see but afraid to see:
"Wtf? Why did something fall out of Ron's crotch?"
"Damn it, Ron was pulled out on the court, wasn't he?"
"We Lakers also want to have our own little prince with diarrhea? No!"
"Would you please confirm it? I'm afraid to look at it."
"No, what fell down doesn't seem to be a shit, it looks like something metal."
The fans at the scene were in an uproar. At first, they thought Artest was going to perform a show and had diarrhea on the spot. The Lakers fans felt a little embarrassed and did not dare to watch.
But the next time, many people reacted and found that what fell on the floor was not a shit color, but a piece of shiny metal.
What the hell?Can Artest still pull out metal?
Someone reacted, stared and shouted:
"Holy shit, that's a wrench!"
Everyone was immediately shocked. They all looked up at the big screen and saw that what was on the big screen was indeed a small wrench.
"What the hell? Why did a small wrench fall out of Ron's body?"
"Why does he carry a wrench with him at all times? And it seems to be hidden in his crotch."
"He won't want to have another Auburn Hills Palace incident, right?"
After the fans at the scene saw the wrench on the floor, they understood something instantly and started to sweat.
Artest, a madman, is not planning to stage the Auburn Hills Palace incident again at the Christmas game, right?
In the commentary box, Barkley, the flying pig, opened his mouth into an O shape and said in surprise:
"I didn't expect Ron to hide a wrench in his crotch. No wonder he looks so rich today."
Kenny Smith was also confused and spread his hands and said:
"What is this? Ron must have wanted to do something with this wrench, but it fell out before he could do it. How will the referee give the penalty?"
On the court, Kobe covered his forehead with one hand and said with a dark face:
"Didn't I ask him to put all these back? Why does he still have a wrench on him?"
Paul also nodded. Obviously in the locker room, everyone watched Artest put the tools back into the tool box. Who would have thought that he had hidden a wrench on his body in advance.
Under the basket, Su Ye shook his finger and said with a smile:
"Man, even if your capital is very small, you don't need to use a wrench as a cushion, right? The most important thing for a man is confidence."
Artest was completely stunned when he faced the eyes of everyone.
If only after the attack was successful, it would be okay to face the doubts of the whole audience.
The key is that the wrench fell to the floor before he even took action. How to explain this?
He is a man with a criminal record in Auburn Hills. Who would believe that he carries a wrench with no purpose.
As soon as the wrench fell, all the referees on the field ran over, keeping an eye on Artest, lest he suddenly do something crazy.
The line referee lowered his head, picked up the small wrench, and waved it in front of Artest:
"How do you explain this? Ron Artest."
All the referees looked at Artest and dared to hide the weapon in front of them. This Artest was indeed a madman.
Artest touched his head and said with an embarrassed look on his face: "As a player, it is reasonable for me to carry a small wrench with me, right?"
Artest hesitated for a moment, then took his hands out of his crotch and spread his hands to the sideline referee, indicating that he had done nothing.
The line referee narrowed his eyes, his main attention always being on Artest.
After all, this is a madman who caused trouble in the Auburn Palace. He even had a fight with Su Ye, so he must be taken care of.
The line referee saw Artest's crotch-picking action, glanced at Artest's crotch, and found nothing unusual, so he let Artest go.
But why did he feel that Artest's crotch was a bit bulging?Is this guy so rich?
Looking back, the Lakers wanted to connect with each other. Kobe was alone for a while, passed the ball back to Paul, and ran towards the basket.
At this time, as long as Paul slings the ball gently toward the basket, he can assist Kobe to score.
But precisely because this tactic was so simple, Deron saw through it directly and raised his hands in the air, denying Paul any space to pass the ball.
Paul played very frustrated. He clearly saw those wonderful passing opportunities, but he was blocked by Deron and could not pass them.
Even if he plans to go it alone, Deron likes to engage in physical confrontation with him on defense, which just kills Paul.
Because of Deron's delay, Kobe failed to catch the ball and could only sneak to the bottom corner.
Paul changed direction and broke through from outside the three-point line. Without completely getting rid of Deron, he rushed inside and made a three-step layup.
Deron was not afraid of Paul's layup at all. He directly blocked Paul in the air and blocked Paul's ball with both hands.
Paul gritted his teeth, shook his hand, and passed the ball to Bynum next to him.
Bynum wanted to dunk, but was blocked by Randolph who had been waiting for a long time.
The Knicks defended this ball very successfully, and it can be said that it was watertight.
The fans at the scene frowned. Paul had always played smoothly before, and his cooperation with Kobe could be said to be flawless. Why did so many problems suddenly appear today?
"What's going on with Chris? This doesn't look like him."
"I feel like Chris is having a hard time playing in front of Deron. Could it be that Deron is his nemesis?"
"One of the four kings of the wild field is a nimble and fat man. He really doesn't bully me. Even Chris can't stand him."
Lakers fans were beginning to feel a little uneasy. They had been given a hundred chances before the game and never would have guessed that Paul, who had always been the most stable, had problems when the Lakers faced the Knicks.
They can only hope that Paul can find a way to deal with Deron as soon as possible and show his strength.
The offense and defense exchanged, and the Knicks' tactics rotated. When the ball was given to Su Ye, Artest stepped forward again.
Artest seemed to like Su Ye's big butt very much. As soon as he got back on guard, he would always hit Su Ye's head.
Talking trash at the same time:
"Man, I'm just letting you go once. In my eyes, you are just a piece of snack that I can eat at any time."
Artest couldn't help but want to take out the weapon in his crotch, but he decided to endure it a little longer and attacked Su Ye with trash talk first.
Su Ye didn't move at all, Artest's trash talk couldn't break his defense at all.
However, he always felt that there was something hard when Artai pushed his butt, which made Su Ye couldn't help but think of something bad.
This guy won't have awakened some strange xp, right?
However, the court is like a battlefield. Su Ye doesn't care what Artest is doing and just uses his actions to crush his opponents.
He continued to grind in with his big ass, and when he got to the basket, he repeated his old trick, turned around quickly, and clicked.
Artest jumped up immediately, a gust of wind blew behind Su Ye's head, and Murphy jumped out from behind Su Ye.
The on-site commentator immediately shouted excitedly:
"omg, Su Ye sent two people flying with a fake move."
"The Lakers gave Su Ye too much respect, and Su Ye caught two big fish at once."
"Su Ye seemed to have eyes in the back of his head and avoided Murphy's ambush behind him."
After Su Ye missed two people, he immediately turned back and made a one-handed layup.
"Don't think about it!"
Bynum immediately swooped over, trying to block Su Ye.
However, Su Ye's layup was still a fake move. After retracting it, Bynum flew directly over without stopping at all.
Su Ye finally made a backhand layup this time and scored easily.
2: 4.
The on-site commentator looked surprised and said:
"Su Ye's attack can rank first among the top ten goals. This goal is full of fun to watch."
"With this ball, Su Ye first made a fake move and hit two people, and then made another fake move and hit the little shark for a layup. It was like playing tricks on three people."
"It's so amazing. Su Ye turned the little shark into a little flying fish. Ron was even hit twice."
All the fans in the audience were stunned. Su Ye's goal was really amazing and could definitely be selected as the first among the top ten goals.
The Lakers fans were speechless. They didn't know if Su Ye could knock off three people like this. They didn't know whether it was because Su Ye's inside footwork was too strong or if the Lakers players were too stupid.
On the court, Murphy and Bynum looked annoyed. Being teased by Su Ye like this had a bit of a dampening effect on their self-confidence.
Artai's eyes became entangled, and he dug into his crotch from time to time.
Su Ye is really a bit fierce, and Artest is considering whether to use extraordinary means to blow Su Ye's head off.
Although the line referee stared at Artest with suspicion, Artest was never afraid of the referee as long as he wanted to take action.
After hesitating for a while, Artest still did not take action. It was still early and action now could not ensure victory in this game.
Su Ye also noticed Artest's crotch-picking action at this time, and suddenly felt something intuitively.
"Artai, you don't want to cause anything big, right?"
Su Ye had reason to suspect that Artai, a guy with only muscles in his mind, might be brewing some bad idea.
He decided to test Artest in the next round.
Looking back, the Lakers team finally made a connection. Paul used the screen to get rid of Deron and made a cool no-look pass to assist Kobe for a dunk.
4: 4.
The fans at the scene were excited and cheered:
"Yes, this should have been done a long time ago, Chris!"
"As long as we work together as a team, the winner of this Christmas game will definitely be our Lakers."
"The Knicks can score, and so can the Lakers. When comparing scoring ability, we are not targeting anyone. Everyone here is rubbish."
The team-up and the team's collaboration immediately inspired Lakers fans.
On the court, Paul's face still didn't look good.
As a traditional point guard, Paul had to rely on teammates to cover him in order to get rid of the opponent's defense. This made Paul feel a little unhappy.
But as long as you can score, everything is acceptable.
But the Knicks' scoring momentum was also very strong, and the two sides suddenly started to compete.
Here, the team-mate is driven to score, and over there, the entire Knicks team can take turns to stand up and score.
The fans at the scene couldn’t help but say:
"As expected of a championship team, the Knicks can actually keep up with us in terms of points."
"Wait a minute, the top scoring ability of the team has not started to explode yet. At the critical moment, they will open up the score."
"Let's golakers."
The Knicks and Lakers couldn't decide the winner for a while, but the scoring ability of the slugging combination was historic. Fans at the scene believed that the Lakers would open up the score later.
In the next round, Su Ye once again caught the ball and hit Artest alone. He had just scored two goals in a row.
Artest launched a wild boar charge at Su Ye's big butt as always, and said behind Su Ye:
"Let me tell you secretly, I still have a guy hidden in me. Come and fuck me if you can. Just see if I can put you down."
Although Su Ye had fucked his butthole to bits before, this time Artest's crotch was fully armed and could enter combat mode at any time, which gave Artest a sense of security.
Now Artest is eager to give it a try. He can't wait to operate on Su Ye and test his fighting ability.
Su Ye sneered and said, "I was just wondering why your dog's crotch is so hard. I thought you were a pervert. It turns out you were just hiding a weapon. It scared me to death."
Hearing that Su Ye was not worried about him carrying a weapon, but more worried about his XP problem, Artest's anger instantly increased a lot, and he almost wanted to take out the guy and blow Su Ye's head off.
Su Ye was merciless with his words and even more merciless with his hands. He turned around in an instant, passed Artest and rushed to the basket.
Artest was startled and quickly retreated, but Su Ye pulled back and threw Artest away, slammed his foot on the floor, and took off directly.
Artest was sent flying to the basket by Su Ye. As soon as he raised his head, he saw Su Ye flying over. He felt cruel and already grabbed his crotch with his hand:
"Madefak, I will fight with you."
Artest would rather knock Su Ye down than be dunked by Su Ye.
But Su Ye flew over so fast. Before Artest had time to take the ball, Su Ye was already on top of him, pouring all the strength of his hands into the ball and started bombing.
"Oh!"
There was a loud noise, Su Yeqi dunked Artest!
Everyone at the scene was dumbfounded. Su Ye's shot was so brutal that it directly destroyed Artest.
The tnt commentators were stunned and roared:
"Oh my god, half of Su Ye's body flew onto Ron's head. This ball was a perfect dunk."
"Su Ye just wants to ride the beast Ron. He is here today to tame the beast."
"It's so crazy. Until now in the Christmas War, Su Ye's brilliance has overshadowed the two of them."
Su Ye's riding dunk silenced the Staples crowd, with only the commentators shouting passionately.
On the court, Kobe frowned slightly. Even Artest couldn't guard Su Ye?
It seems that their offensive tasks in this game are heavier.
Paul silently sighed in his heart: As expected of Ye Ye, he is still so strong.
Everyone at the scene was immersed in Su Ye's wild buckle. However, at this moment, after Su Ye landed, he secretly elbowed Artest's crotch.
Su Ye instantly felt his elbow hit something like steel. With a bang, something fell directly from Artest's crotch to the floor.
The cameraman was very keen and immediately focused the camera on what fell out of Artest's crotch.
The fans at the scene turned their heads immediately, wanting to see but afraid to see:
"Wtf? Why did something fall out of Ron's crotch?"
"Damn it, Ron was pulled out on the court, wasn't he?"
"We Lakers also want to have our own little prince with diarrhea? No!"
"Would you please confirm it? I'm afraid to look at it."
"No, what fell down doesn't seem to be a shit, it looks like something metal."
The fans at the scene were in an uproar. At first, they thought Artest was going to perform a show and had diarrhea on the spot. The Lakers fans felt a little embarrassed and did not dare to watch.
But the next time, many people reacted and found that what fell on the floor was not a shit color, but a piece of shiny metal.
What the hell?Can Artest still pull out metal?
Someone reacted, stared and shouted:
"Holy shit, that's a wrench!"
Everyone was immediately shocked. They all looked up at the big screen and saw that what was on the big screen was indeed a small wrench.
"What the hell? Why did a small wrench fall out of Ron's body?"
"Why does he carry a wrench with him at all times? And it seems to be hidden in his crotch."
"He won't want to have another Auburn Hills Palace incident, right?"
After the fans at the scene saw the wrench on the floor, they understood something instantly and started to sweat.
Artest, a madman, is not planning to stage the Auburn Hills Palace incident again at the Christmas game, right?
In the commentary box, Barkley, the flying pig, opened his mouth into an O shape and said in surprise:
"I didn't expect Ron to hide a wrench in his crotch. No wonder he looks so rich today."
Kenny Smith was also confused and spread his hands and said:
"What is this? Ron must have wanted to do something with this wrench, but it fell out before he could do it. How will the referee give the penalty?"
On the court, Kobe covered his forehead with one hand and said with a dark face:
"Didn't I ask him to put all these back? Why does he still have a wrench on him?"
Paul also nodded. Obviously in the locker room, everyone watched Artest put the tools back into the tool box. Who would have thought that he had hidden a wrench on his body in advance.
Under the basket, Su Ye shook his finger and said with a smile:
"Man, even if your capital is very small, you don't need to use a wrench as a cushion, right? The most important thing for a man is confidence."
Artest was completely stunned when he faced the eyes of everyone.
If only after the attack was successful, it would be okay to face the doubts of the whole audience.
The key is that the wrench fell to the floor before he even took action. How to explain this?
He is a man with a criminal record in Auburn Hills. Who would believe that he carries a wrench with no purpose.
As soon as the wrench fell, all the referees on the field ran over, keeping an eye on Artest, lest he suddenly do something crazy.
The line referee lowered his head, picked up the small wrench, and waved it in front of Artest:
"How do you explain this? Ron Artest."
All the referees looked at Artest and dared to hide the weapon in front of them. This Artest was indeed a madman.
Artest touched his head and said with an embarrassed look on his face: "As a player, it is reasonable for me to carry a small wrench with me, right?"
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