I'm not a basketball bully

"Seven months, seven full months and finally the opportunity for revenge!"

In the Atlanta Hawks' halfcourt locker room before the game, Deron Williams' eyes glowed.

Deron didn't forget what Su Ye did to him in the March Madness Finals.

What he lost was not only the championship as a basketball player, but also his dignity as a boxer!

"On the field, only one boxer can stand up and walk away!"

In the March Madness finals, Su Ye was the one who left the court standing upright, but today Su Ye was going to leave the arena sideways.

"Deron, this is the NBA, not your college league."

Seeing that Deron Williams' serious hatred was about to burst out, Zaza Pachulia came over and patted the little guy on the shoulder: "You are still young, the rules of the NBA are too deep, you Can't hold it."

"In the NBA, it is impossible to hit someone with your own hands. It was purely an accident that Su Ye could beat Shaquille O'Neal like that. If you want revenge, you have to learn from me."

Zaza Pachulia bared her villainous fangs.

Pachulia is a player with a good golf quotient. He has long seen the potential of Deron Williams. This point guard will definitely become a future All-Star, or even a super giant in the league.

As long as the Hawks don't let him go, he will definitely be Atlanta's Eagle King in the future!

And he, a three-none center, may be cut by the Eagles at any time, so Pachulia feels that it is necessary to have a good relationship with Deron at this time.

One more point, Pachulia, like Deron Williams, was a professional boxer in Georgia before he played basketball!

Between boxers, there is naturally sympathy for each other.

"Zaza, what do you mean by that?"

Deron just entered the league, and he really doesn't know much about the NBA. He also wants to absorb the experience of the old NBA.

"You can't talk too much. If you really can't deal with that kid Su Ye, just hand him over to me and see what I do with him, and it's over!"

Deron looked at Zaza Pachulia and nodded suspiciously.

You know, Pachulia is an out-and-out super villain in his bones. In the field of villains, he and Andrew Bogut can be said to be bright for a while.

And the record he has handed over throughout his career is even more impressive than Bogut.

Step up Leonard!

"Injured" Durant!

"Injured" Paul George!

"Break" Westbrook!

……

Looking at Pachulia's record, you will find that almost all of his harmful moves are labeled as accidental injuries.

What makes him different from many super villains in nba is that.

He is a cunt!

If Su Ye is fierce and tough, then he is a pure cunt!

He never fights head-on with others, because he is all black hands.

After finishing the work, put on a very innocent expression skillfully!

And today,

Pachulia's evil hands are about to reach out to Su Ye's territory!

. . . . . . . . .

United States, Philadelphia.

Tonight's Wachovia Center Arena is packed with people, and there are no seats left.

The team's mascot sprayed air guns at the fans on the sidelines, and the cheers were overwhelming as the flames rose.

The atmosphere of the fans at the scene was soaring to the extreme!

the reason is simple.

Su Ye will make his home debut today!

And the management of the 76ers also arranged for Su Ye to be the finale of the players' admission ceremony.

"The next entry is the MOP winner of the NCAA March Madness, the No. 2005 pick in the [-] NBA draft, our starting power forward in Philadelphia, and the basketball champion!"

"Su,,,,,,,,, wild!"

Accompanied by mc's call, Su Ye passed through the 76ers team.

Su Ye also felt the atmosphere of playing at home in the nba.

To be honest, Su Ye liked this feeling very much.

But it was this mc, Su Ye really wanted to fire him in place.

They all stepped on their own family, and even called Lao Tzu the basketball boxing champion!

Is it Laozi's little blackie?

. . . . . . .

"Seven months, do you know how I spent these seven months?"

"Seven months of hard work, I just want to avenge Su Ye!"

Deron Williams expressed his attitude in the interview before the game.

"The championship I lost in the ncaa, I want to regain it in the nba!"

Reporter: Champion?I just remembered that there is still a championship between you and Su Ye.

The fans' grievances between Su Ye and Deron have selectively forgotten the ncaa championship.

Between the two, it seemed that he only remembered the few punches of Su Ye.

. . . . . .

Game start.

Both sides are regular starting lineups.

Atlanta Hawks: Deron Williams + Joe Johnson + Al Harrington + Josh Smith + Zaza Pachulia

Philadelphia 76ers: Iverson + Korver + Iguodala + Su Ye + Dalembert.

jump, ball!

Dalembert easily overcame Pachulia, who jumped a matchbox high.

As soon as the ball hit Iverson's hands, the fans at the scene stood up and cheered.

"Su Ye!"

"Su Ye!"

The fans at the scene chanted Su Ye's name, wanting Su Ye to attack one.

Iverson was also very face-saving, and stretched out his hand to call for Su Ye to come up for a pick-and-roll. The pick-and-roll created a switch for the Eagles, and Iverson handed the ball to Su Ye to handle.

"It seems that Su Ye is preparing to attack on his own. As soon as he came up, he faced the protagonist of the topic, Deron Williams. This is a dislocation singles!" The abc radio commentator at the scene concentrated.

Because of the change of defense, the person defending Su Ye became point guard Delong.

Su Ye: God damn misalignment, what kind of misalignment is shooting guard playing point guard?

"Come on, let me see how much you have grown in a summer?"

Deron's defensive posture is very serious.

"If there is still such a request, then I am here!"

In the next second, Su Ye started at the speed of light.

Don't fix those bells and whistles, just put the tank in reverse gear!

And put the accelerator pedal directly into the fuel tank.

"Oh!"

Su Ye hit Delong to the deepest point with his ass.

"I'm going to Nima!"

Deron is convinced, it's been more than half a year, you really haven't made any progress at all?

Su Ye: Why didn't you grow up?Lao Tzu's big butt is bigger, more perky, and fiercer than before!

Even inside players can't stand Su Ye's big ass, let alone Delong.

In fact, Su Ye himself can come up with other technical moves to beat Delong. Not to mention anything else, he can play a set of Delong shocked emoticons with a smooth and gorgeous dribble.

But there are easy ways to score on the basketball court.Why play fancy?

Having a huge advantage in strength and not doing meditation is like having a beautiful girlfriend and insisting on practicing needlework by yourself.

Su Ye just messed around, and Delong ascended to heaven.

Afterwards, Su Ye turned around and made a shot near the basket.

Su Ye's mid-range shooting percentage is very low, but this position has already entered the field of [Restricted Shooter].

"Su Ye turned his back to Delong, he pouted his ass, he accelerated, he sprinted, he reached the deepest point, he shot, and hit the target!!"

The on-site abc radio commentary highlights a profession.

2 is better than 0

The moment Su Ye scored.

The fans at the scene erupted into cheers and screams like mountains and seas.

Fans at the Wachovia Center arena are using their way to cheer for Su Ye's debut!

. . .

On the field, after Su Ye scored a goal, he shook his head at Deron: "Chris was playing against a player of your level in the finals. If I were to play point guard, the point difference would be 58 points! "

While returning to defense, Su Ye spat trash talk with Delong.

Deron was choked with anger.

You don't even look at the size of your ass.

Who can stand on this horse?

Delong feels that Su Ye's basketball level has not improved much, but his trash talk has improved a lot.

. . . .

Looking back, the Eagles' half-court offense.

"Play according to tactics, Deron, don't be affected by his trash talk!"

The bald and bearded bishop Mike Woodson shouted.

In the first six games of this season, Deron Williams performed well, averaging 16.7 points and 7.0 assists per game. The Eagles have subconsciously regarded Deron Williams as the future of the team. The core of the team has been cultivated.

Deron Williams was indeed calm. He didn't get caught up in Su Ye's trash talk. He attacked in a position, and after playing tactics, he handed over the ball to Joe Johnson, his offensive strength.

Facing Korver in singles, Joe made a little shot fake, his shoulders sank, he opened the defense, stepped back and scored a mid-range jumper.

2:2

The ball returned to the 76ers.

Iverson faced Deron and played directly.

After a substantial crossover, Iverson made a long two-point jumper.

Deron is also proficient in the rhythm of crossover and can be said to be the class representative of crossover.

And Iverson is the head teacher of Crossover!

Not only rhythmic, but lightning fast!

boom!

It's a pity that Iverson's opening touch was not very good, and he missed the shot. Pachulia and Dalembert under the basket competed for rebounds.

When Dalembert saw the name Pachulia, he was still secretly happy.

The players he faced before were either World of Warcraft or Sharks, and he had to face Duncan and Stoudemire at every turn.

Finally came an unknown pawn today!

If you can't clean up the previous few, isn't it easy to clean up you, an unknown person in Georgia?

But it was only after taking the position that Dalembert realized that something was wrong. The Georgian player...

There seems to be something about the power of the bottom plate.

and……

This beep is not clean! ! !

Dalembert can be said to play cleanly, but the Georgian player actually clamped his arm under his armpit, preventing him from jumping.

Intuition told Dalembert that he had encountered a serious problem tonight.

This beep is a master of tricks!

As a result, Dalembert, whose arm was clamped by Pachulia's small movements, couldn't jump up, so he could only use his leg strength to get in position with him to gain an advantage in the position.

Pachulia showed an evil smile: Who treats whom as a persimmon?Today I will teach you what is real kung fu basketball!

As a boxer, Pachulia is well versed in the anatomy of the human body.

His movement of clamping the person's arm directly made Mbot dare not move.

Do you dare to move?All you have to do is move your arm and you risk dislocating it!

There is no hard work, how can it be possible to leave a name in the NBA?

Pachulia was ready to take the basketball.

But just when his palm was about to touch the basketball, the basketball suddenly left his fingertips at a strange angle.

"Ok?"

Pachulia was a little confused, the trajectory of the ball was wrong.

Take a closer look.

Damn, No. 76 of the 58ers took this rebound off the top of his head!

Pachulia: Fuck, there's a thief behind it!

Dalembert: Brother Su is awesome, Brother Su punished him!

The dalembert chicken was freezing.

He was pinched so tightly by Pachulia just now that he couldn't pull it out.

He didn't dare to jump at that time, so he could only get stuck with Pachulia, thinking that this offensive rebound would have no chance.

But never expected, Su Ye completed the rebound rush!

It seems that Su Ye's tactic really came true.

I get stuck, Su Ye grabs the rebound!

However, Dalembert didn't have time to get excited. After Su Ye got the rebound, he didn't shoot directly, but passed it to Iverson at the top of the arc.

Iverson made a three-pointer directly after getting the ball.

Throughout Iverson's entire career, his three-point shooting percentage is relatively average, generally at [-]%, and this season is the same, with an average of three shots and one goal.

"Oh!"

Iverson missed a three-pointer. In the first six games, Iverson carried 5 games. According to probability, the shooting rate should also drop.

Dalembert and Pachulia under the basket got stuck again, and this time Pachulia showed his tricks again.

He put his knee between Dalembert's legs.

This move is absolutely vicious, as long as Dalembert wants to jump, he has to squat down to accumulate energy.

Then it will hit his hard knee.

In the two blocking rounds, the whole Dalembert didn't dare to take off, so he could only get stuck.

Dalembert gave the submissive Pachulia an evil smile.

"This time the boss is mine!"

But what Pachulia never dreamed of was that this time the basketball was snatched away by a big hand before it reached his fingertips.

Su Ye grabbed an offensive rebound again and passed the ball to Iguodala in the air at a 45-degree flank.

"Wow!!"

Two consecutive offensive rebounds made the fans on the scene exclaim.

Su Ye's performance in the opening game at home was simply amazing!

Not only hit singles but also picked two offensive rebounds!

Eagles coach Woodson couldn't sit still, the creases on his brows were almost wrinkled to his shiny brain.

What does Pachulia want you to beep for?

……

Iguodala has a wide open space. After adjusting, he directly made a three-pointer.

Iguodala's three-point shooting rate reached 35.8% this season, and his open shooting rate is not bad, but the ball still missed.

Seeing that the shot missed again, Su Ye was convinced.

What is going on with you guys?

Is the smelly hand feeling contagious?

Or, as soon as Lao Tzu returns, you put this group together to play Lao Tzu?

"Zaza, don't be afraid, I'm coming too!"

At this time, Josh Smith from the periphery also joined the battlefield.

Pachulia scolded in her heart: Why are you riding off?

However, even if Josh Smith came, he didn't snatch Su Ye.

Dalembert and Pachulia jam hard, neither of them letting the other jump.

Then it depends on the second rebounder's ability.

Josh is the future eagle king of the Eagles. His physical fitness is very strong, and his jumping ability is his strong point.

However, his strengths are still slightly inferior to that of Celestial Flying Pig.

Especially in terms of bullet speed.

Su Ye's big ass like an 18-cylinder gasoline engine is enough to prove how terrifying his bullet speed is.

Su Ye turned into a cannonball in the crowded penalty area and grabbed this precious rebound again.

The fans at the scene went straight up!

Three offensive rebounds in a row.

This Su Ye is a pure rebounding idiot, who specializes in inserting from behind! !

When Takehiko Inoue drew Slam Dunk, if he paired Hanamichi Sakuragi with a pair of big butts, the reference character would definitely be Su Ye!

"Brother Su, give it to me, I can shoot!"

The shooter Korver hurried over.

When Iverson and Iguodala made open three-pointers just now, Korver next door cried.

What Korver didn't even expect was that these two people were actually two.

It's a waste of my Susu's rebounds and trust! !

Su Ye passed the ball to the shooting machine Korver who came from a running position. The latter caught the ball decisively and shot a three-point jumper, and the ball went into the basket hollow!

5:2

"Oh! It's unbelievable! The 76ers scored a three-pointer, but Su Ye grabbed three offensive rebounds! And after Su Ye grabbed the rebound, he passed it to three different outside shooters. It feels like one person supports the whole team's perimeter players."

The commentator at the scene shouted excitedly:

"Su Ye is the real offensive core of the 76ers!!!"

. . . . . . . .

Su Ye: Fuck, a bunch of trash, they have to be pure shooters to be reliable!

Su Ye looked at Iguodala and Iverson, both blushed a little.

"Be on time, brother, it's not easy for me to grab a rebound." Su Ye said to Iverson.

It doesn't matter if Iguodala can't make the shot, you Iverson can't keep hitting the iron.

Iverson even said confidently: "You still don't thank me? I am helping you create a legendary rebounding night."

Su Ye rolled his eyes: "I'm so speechless..."

"Brother Su! You really love this rebound!" Dalembert came over and gave Su Ye a high-five.

"Take a good position, I'll grab the board!" Su Ye said with a smile.

Now, Dalembert nodded vigorously.

Originally, he thought Ka Feng's idea of ​​Cao Dan was just a trick to cheat rebounds.

But now, Lao Dai is afraid that he will never return on the road of Kafeng.

Seeing Lao Dai's reaction, Su Ye put a satisfied smile on his cheek.

Tuned his own card front plan, and it has achieved initial results!