I'm not a basketball bully

The 76ers are on the bench.

Hayes, who was sitting on the bench, watched the exchange between Dalembert and Su Ye, and became thoughtful.

"He even grabbed three rebounds in a row. Could this be Brother Su's plan to attack?"

He has played against Dalembert on the training ground. In terms of positioning ability, he thinks he is worthy of his elder brother.

If I partnered with Brother Su in the round just now, the effect would be even better...

Kafeng's plan, I'm afraid it's really effective!

. . . . .

For the 76ers, the card front plan has been put on the agenda.

But for the Eagles, head coach Mike Woodson was very unhappy.

In fact, he had already seen that this Georgian boxer didn't have much ability, only a mouth with an empty flag.

A big man of more than 2 meters, given him an average of more than 10 minutes of playing time per game, the number of rebounds did not even reach 30.

Defensive ability is limited by his poor physical talent, and the ability to protect the frame can be said to be non-existent.

The scoring ability is also stretched, and there is no technique and shooting of other white athletes.

An advantage can also be found from him, that is, he can create technical fouls by the opposing core players with a high probability.

in other words,

In addition to being able to annoy the core players on the opposite side, this kid was sent off for a technical foul.

Other than that, there's almost nothing flashy about him.

If it weren't for the Eagles not having a big man inside.

Otherwise he wouldn't have started Pachulia at all!

Woodson thought, if this kid continues to lose rebounds like this, he might as well switch to a smaller lineup to play faster.

. . . . . .

Say something.

After Deron came to the Eagles, he sorted out the Eagles' offense in an orderly manner.

Delong and Su Ye, the topical enemies, performed very well in the first quarter of the game.Deron Williams scored 5 points and 3 assists in the first quarter. The key is his ability to organize offense so that people can see the rise of a top point guard.

Su Ye's wonderful performance today is more reflected in the field of rebounding.

With the last time of the first quarter, substitute Tyronn Lue missed a three-pointer, after Su Ye grabbed the rebound two seconds before the lights came on.

He got the 10th rebound of the game!

"Bingo! This rebound is effective! Su Ye got the 10th rebound of the game! And he only took one quarter!"

"Let me take a look at the historical records of the NBA, yes! He broke the record of a rookie player in the NBA, the first rookie player in the history of the NBA who can pick up double-digit rebounds in a single quarter!"

No one thought of it.

Su Ye made his home debut at the Wachovia Center.

He actually broke the single-quarter rebounding record of an NBA rookie!

The commentator on Tianchao's side was also high, and in the five central live broadcast rooms, Mr. Zhang Weiping began to brag excitedly again.

"I grabbed 10 rebounds in one quarter, that's not bad! Then after the whole game, you can't get 40 rebounds? Don't worry about this year's rebounding champion, Su Ye is all right, haha!"

Su Ye's 10 rebounds in this single quarter is really not too much.

After all, within less than a minute of the game, Su Ye picked up 1 offensive rebounds.

And it happened again midway through the first quarter.

Su Ye grabbed 3 offensive rebounds in a row and fed all his outside players, but none of them made a shot.

In the end, he made a tip-up by himself.

In these two waves, he grabbed 6 rebounds. In addition, Su Ye played for 12 minutes in the whole quarter without a break. It shouldn't be too much to grab him 4 rebounds in the remaining time.

"Good job, Su, you have become the only one in history again!" Iverson tiptoed and hooked Su Ye's shoulder.

The last game became the first player in NBA history to be ejected from the game.

Today, he broke the single-quarter rebounding record of a rookie player.

One nba record-breaking tip a day!

This little record was written, just like the slogan shouted by my girlfriend, don't don't want it.

Su Ye gave Iverson a blank look, and really couldn't figure out where this guy got his face from?

"As long as you feel better today, I wouldn't grab so many offensive rebounds." Su Ye said speechlessly.

In the first quarter of the game, Iverson's touch was miserable, and he made 8 of 1 shots. Can you believe it?

"I'm not here to help you break the record, can't you understand my kindness?"

Su Ye: "..."

It seems that if you want to become one of the top four shooting guards, you have to have a thick skin.

. . . . . . .

"Brother Zaza, didn't you agree to attack Su Ye, so..."

On the other side, the Hawks' bench.

Deron looked at Pachulia with a speechless expression on his face, and agreed to stand up for himself and avenge himself.But it turned out to be good, you directly helped them play career night.

This person can't set a flag in advance!

Don't think that after learning boxing for a few days, you can use it to avenge people on the court.

Don't always think that because you are handsome, you can let others tolerate your smallness.He told others that he was big, and asked them to bear it, but it turned out that he was thinner than a toothpick.

People have to sign!

Deron Williams felt that the task of revenge had to be done by himself today.

Zaza Pachulia, an old man who talks about running trains, is unreliable when he really plays.

And head coach Mike Woodson's approach was straightforward.

He simply put Pachulia on the bench and put on a small lineup.

Pachulia felt very aggrieved at the moment.

He also did not expect that in the first quarter, Su Ye hit a rebounding milestone!

The key is……

He has never even heard of the rebounding tactics on the opposite side!

The big center Dalembert who was facing him tried his best to get stuck with himself.

That's right, it's a card slot!

It's the kind that only gets stuck and doesn't grab boards!

The task of grabbing rebounds for the 76ers was left to Su Ye.

The reason why Su Ye can grab so many rebounds is because his jumping ability is better than that of Josh Smith who is facing him.

So you have to rely on Josh Smith.

What's the point of relying on me?

Look at that center surnamed Dai, does he have rebounding statistics?A total of riding only grabbed a rebound!

Of course, Pachulia can only hold these words in his heart now. After all, his current position in the team is not stable and he has no right to speak.

However, his eyes of death were locked on Su Ye who was opposite him.

There was no matchup with Su Ye throughout the first quarter, so he never had a chance to make a move.The next time is still quite long, I only need one chance, and I can end you forever.

Pachulia's evil hands are ready to reach into Su Ye's territory at any time!

. . . . .

At the beginning of the second quarter, the Eagles can be said to be overwhelmed by the 76ers.

The substitute came up and was directly blown away by Louis Williams of the 76ers, and the point difference was once stretched to 10 points.

The Eagles' starting strength is not bad, but the team's lineup is not deep, and there is a serious lack of center and forward players.

The most embarrassing thing is that the inside of the Eagles was blasted again, and the person who blasted them turned out to be...

Chuck Hayes!

Hayes dominated the rebounds during the second quarter as a substitute. Josh Smith is a power forward with a more outside style. Let him grab rebounds with Hayes in the interior, and the outcome can be imagined.

Hayes grabbed rebounds frantically during the substitute period, and the whole person was in high spirits.

I even doubted that I had the potential to be the rebounding king! !

Woodson's scalp tingled as he watched.

Su Ye's domination of rebounds in the first quarter was amazing enough.

What the hell is this unknown pawn that pops up in the second quarter?

What kind of beast can get in and out of the Hawks' paint?

The main team has only one player taller than 2 meters, and that is waste Zaza Pachulia.And they don't have power forwards like Su Ye and Hayes who are not tall, but can rely on strength to top the center.

Most dangerous of all.

After playing for a few minutes, Su Ye was substituted after a dead ball chance.

Woodson frowned when he saw this, and quickly ordered Pachulia on the bench.

"Zaza, forget the humiliation in the first quarter, grab the rebound for me in the second quarter!"

No way, Woodson can only let Pachulia continue to play.

Pachulia stood up abruptly, a fierce gleam in her eyes.

"Don't worry, coach, the kid on the other side is finished!" Pachulia could not wait to be crippled by Su Ye in the second quarter.

Pachulia took off his training clothes and came to the technical table, waiting for the opportunity of dead ball.

. . . . .

When Su Ye played, the team had already led by 8 points.

Su Ye and Hayes teamed up as an insider combination, training their own card forward plan to continue to implement.

Coach Cheeks also indulged the two big butts to wreak havoc on the court, and the 76ers played a shooting-and-grabbing tactic.

Outside Louis Williams, Matt Barnes, and Kyle Korver made three-pointers.

Su Ye and Hayes on the inside grabbed rebounds.

Josh Smith was sore by Hayes.

In a defensive switch, Josh Smith faced Su Ye.

Facing the future Eagle King who was a little thinner than himself, Su Ye raised his butt and taught him a lesson without saying a word.

Josh Smith really wanted to cry. He was slammed by the unknown Hayes for grabbing rebounds, and he had to be educated by Su Ye's big ass on the defensive end.

I am an outside player at heart!

Why make me bear these?

Josh looked at Pachulia who was waiting in front of the technical stage, and thought to himself, come back soon, brother!I can't do without you.

Pachulia, who was waiting to play in front of the technical stage, was also a little impatient.

Substitute players who want to play usually have to wait until the ball is dead or the opportunity is timed out.

But the result was good, the game was played quite smoothly, and Pachulia stayed on the sidelines for a few minutes and never had a chance to play.

The field has been played in the last 5 minutes of the first half, the Eagles are attacking the position, and the Eagle King Josh Smith is attacking.

Facing Su Ye's defense, Josh was a little weak.

As a power forward, Josh's advantages are speed and bounce, and he often performs operations of passing defenders face-to-face and dunking brutally.

But in front of Su Ye, he had no advantage in speed at all.

In the end, he chose a three-pointer with a dribble from the outside.He does have a certain ability to shoot three-pointers, but his shooting percentage is relatively average.

A power forward dribbles and shoots a three-pointer, which is still a bit unserious in this era. It is no different from a shooting guard who is fine and shoots inside.

Bang! !

However, Josh didn't look at Su Ye's position when he shot the three-pointer. He was caught by Su Ye and shot flying with a big hat.

"Wonderful cap! Josh Smith couldn't come up with any means of scoring in front of Su Ye. The ball was shot and flew out of the sideline. The Eagles should have a chance to make a substitution this time!"

Su Ye's big hat directly caused the basketball to fly along the sideline, and the ball was dead if it went out of bounds.

Pachulia, who had been waiting for a long time beside the technical table, finally had a chance to play.

"Damn, I'm finally going to play, and I'm going to get cold if I wait any longer, hey, why is this kid working so hard?" Pachulia was a little surprised to see Su Ye galloping over.

Everyone thought that Su Ye's block shot would shoot the ball out of bounds.

But Su Ye didn't give up!

He flew towards the basketball, and coincidentally, the direction of the ball's flight happened to be the technical platform at the midfield position.

In order to fight for the basketball, Su Ye jumped out in one step, just stepping on the technical platform.

This ball is definitely not going to come back.

Because when Su Ye jumped out of the field, he was already stepping on the sideline.

It's just that Su Yeren jumped on the technical stage, which still made the fans on the scene exclaim.

When he made his career debut, Su Ye was on the technical stage and gave O'Neill a big hug.

In the second round, Su Ye performed a romantic waltz on the technical stage!

Because there are many things on the technical table, such as computer screens, keyboards, and audio amplifiers.In order not to cause damage to the equipment, Su Ye moved around in a snakeskin and performed a thrilling movement.

The fans exclaimed when they saw Su Ye's movement.

Unexpectedly, there are so many magical uses of the technology table!

"Hahahahaha, this kind of idiot can dance a waltz on the technical platform after saving a ball. Today I will tell you that the technical platform is not the place for you to dance!"

And Zaza Pachulia, who was next to the technical table, smelled his chance to make a move in an instant.

He leaned towards Su Ye's body to prepare, and took advantage of Su Ye's unstable center of gravity to make him fall off the technical platform.

Pachulia was still thinking in her heart, the opportunity is almost irresistible!

If I don't play, I can destroy the arrow character on the opposite side!

Pachulia deliberately pulled a speaker on the technical platform to Su Ye's feet with his hands. As long as Su Ye stepped on the speaker, he would fall 100%.

Su Ye also noticed the sound. After lifting his right foot, he didn't fall. He wobbled a few times on the technical platform with one foot, and then fell down without controlling his center of gravity.

Su Ye really fell down!

Pachulia was overjoyed!

"Hahahahaha, did you fall? Did you fall! It's best to break your leg and see how you can rebound in the future?"

only……

Su Ye fell in a different direction than Pachulia expected.

Su Ye unexpectedly...

Fell in my direction!

Pachulia, who was still laughing sinisterly a second ago, immediately restrained his expression, because in his sight, a big butt sat towards his face.

And, most importantly!

When Su Ye fell down on the horse, he jumped on one foot. Pachulia even suspected that Su Ye's beep was intentional!

But it was too late to dodge, Pachulia's face came into close contact with Su Ye's ass.

Wachovia Center Arena, staged a ban of 18.

Pachulia gave Su Ye a poisonous dragon drill on the spot!

Pachulia: What the hell is the poisonous dragon diamond, obviously he is the one who overwhelms me, okay? !

Su Ye sat Pachulia down and pressed his butt on Pachulia's head.

"Hey, I fell off the technical platform, why didn't anything happen?"

Su Ye was wondering, when he suddenly felt a gust of heat coming from under his buttocks, and there was a sound coming from it.

"Get out, get out, you fucking!"

Only then did Su Ye realize that he was actually sitting on a person's head!

This pose...

It's like a money play with that pose.

Su Ye instinctively propped up the floor, wanting to get away from Pachulia's body, but he slipped his hand, just as he propped up a little space, he sat down again.

Pachulia, who was under Su Ye's buttocks, was enduring the strength that he should not have endured at his age.

"Ah! Damn you, get out of here, you fucking hurt me!"

Pachulia yelled under Su Ye's ass, hysterical.

Su Ye didn't understand either, didn't he just sit down for you, how could it hurt you so much?

In the end, I accidentally farted on him.

puff! !

The audio and video cameras on the sidelines were not advanced enough to record Su Ye's farting sound, so only he and Pachulia below knew about Su Ye's farting.

"Fuck, you still have biological and chemical weapons to attack, aren't you a pervert!"

Pachulia was so smoked that she almost vomited.

He never dreamed that he would eat his opponent's fart in the nba arena! !

No matter what you say, your petty actions are just physical attacks.

But Su Ye was lucky, he actually played with chemical weapons and launched a poison gas attack!

Su Ye quickly left Pachulia's body. He didn't mean to fart just now, and now thinking about it, he felt a little embarrassed.

To release poisonous gas in public places, fortunately only the two of them know about it...

Pachulia also has to face, so she probably won't tell the story.

After Su Ye stood up, he glanced at Pachulia, but was stunned on the spot.

Because Pachulia now has a mouth full of blood.

If you look closely, you can see that the two front teeth are completely empty.

"Lao Tzu's butt strength is so fierce!"

"No wonder he was so hysterical just now. It turned out that I lost two front teeth by sitting on him."

Su Ye suddenly realized, but he was curious.

This beep tooth socket is empty, but where are the two front teeth?

Su Ye subconsciously looked at his white shorts, and touched his buttocks with his hands. There were two hard objects that tore the thread of his shorts and were hanging on his shorts.

Su Yan took those two objects over to have a look.

I make up!

It's a tooth!

"No, it's a trough, other players wear braces, why don't you wear them?"

Su Ye was speechless.

No matter what kind of exercise you do, you must wear a cover and take protective measures. Don't you know this?

But today's Pachulia is not wearing a condom.

Su Ye looked at the two front teeth in his hand and suddenly had a bad feeling.

It's over, and after that, the nba will have to spread another legend.

Pachulia gnawed Su Ye's butt on the spot, and lost two front teeth...

And Su Ye's butt is not clean anymore!