The dog-licking villain only wants to be doggy, and the heroine doesn't follow the routine!

Liu Ruyan and Will-O-Won were both stunned!

what's the situation! ?

What's happening here! ?

This old Deng...when he mentioned the Seven-Colored Rainbow Phoenix...he lost his mind! ?

He is still a pure love warrior! ?

Lu Chengwen had a clear idea in his mind.

Understood!

Very thorough!

To put it simply, this evil old man was a bootlicker of that era!

Well, I'll be the C in this round.

But... this kind of Carrie moment needs an assistant to act out. Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian are not here, so I have to perform alone, which feels like a one-man show...

I... who should I choose to act with me?

Will-o'-the-wisp narrowed his eyes and looked at Lu Chengwen with hatred.

When Lu Chengwen saw the will-o'-the-wisp, his heart warmed: What a lovely villain! Your appearance gives my boring performance a richer sense of layering and dialogue.

Lu Chengwen deliberately gave Guihuo a look that was provocative, mocking, contemptuous, and took him for an idiot. Then he turned around, with his back to everyone, and saw Liu Ruyan who was also staring at him.

Lu Chengwen narrowed his eyes: Damn woman! You gave me poison. Luo Shiyin was not as vicious as you! At least she wanted me to die of pleasure!

The evil old man said angrily: "Lu Chengwen! Why did you stop talking halfway?"

Will-O-Wisp laughed: "Senior, don't you understand? He can't continue!"

Liu Ruyan came over and said with a smile: "Lu Chengwen, the Seven-Colored Phoenix is ​​an old friend of the evil old man. If you have really seen her, you might as well tell the evil old man what kind of clothes she wears, what jewelry she wears, how she speaks, how she does things, and what happened to you. It will also help to relieve the evil old man's lovesickness."

"Yes!" Will-o'-the-Wisp asked, "What was he wearing when you saw her?"

Lu Chengwen turned around: "White robe, a white robe, very old, but very clean."

The evil old man was startled, then smiled sadly: "She is still the same."

Lu Chengwen said: "I don't know why, but when she wears the white robe, it seems to have a certain aura, just like..."

The evil old man raised his hand: "You don't have to say it, I understand!"

Liu Ruyan and Will-o'-the-Wisp opened their eyes wide at the same time, thinking to themselves, "Just let him speak! He is just making up nonsense! Only if you let him speak can you expose his mistake!"

Lu Chengwen was confused: "I just said a white robe and you believed it?!"

The evil old man smiled calmly: "She always wears only white robes."

Lu Chengwen nodded: "That is to say, she has been so simple, indifferent, loyal and affectionate throughout her life!"

The evil old man nodded: "The first time I saw her, she was wearing a white robe."

Lu Chengwen came over, squatted on the ground, raised his head and looked at the evil old man: "Tell me about it."

The evil old man took a deep breath and said, "My story with her is like this. That year, she was also eighteen, and I was also eighteen..."

"Uh-huh."

"The first time she came down the mountain to look for her senior brother, she met me. I was bullying someone at the time, and she jumped out and said she wanted to teach me a lesson!"

"Wow!" Lu Chengwen said exaggeratedly: "How romantic!"

The evil boss was delighted: "Romantic, right?"

"It's like fate! And then what happened?"

"Then she hit me!" The evil old man said, "You know, the first time I saw her, I couldn't move! I'm not that weak, but facing her, I didn't dare to attack her at all, for fear of being careless... Even if I hurt a hair on her, I would hate myself to death!"

"What about her?"

“She was so cute!”

"Oh!"

“Very charming!”

"Uh-huh."

"Just...the kind that's so pretty and cute, you know?"

“I don’t understand.”

"At your age, you don't understand love!"

"Go on, go on."

"She glared at me and scolded me!"

"Uh... isn't it said to be extremely cute?"

"Can you believe she's so cute even though she calls people names?!"

"Wow!"

The evil old man fell into reminiscence, with a happy smile on his face: "That day, she broke both of my legs, and gently told me that if I dared to do evil again, she would kill me. Tsk tsk tsk tsk..."

The evil old man shook his head: "Sweet!"

Lu Chengwenxin said you are a senior! You really are a senior!

If the dog-licking world needs a master, you come! No one can compete with you.

The evil old man said: "My legs were broken at the time, and she beat me to the point where I was almost disabled. Watching her leaving... my heart was filled with sweetness."

Will-o'-the-wisp said, "Old Evil, we still have a lot of things to do. Can we talk about reminiscing about the past and the present later? Lu Chengwen obviously has bad intentions..."

Lu Chengwen interrupted, "Did you meet again later?"

“Yeah.” The evil old man shook his head and smiled: “Later, my leg had just healed and my internal injuries had almost recovered. I just came out to do bad things and I met her again!”

"Oh my god! It's fate!"

"Yes! This time, she wanted to stab me to death, but the way she looked at me, with a frown on her face, seemed to be disgusted, and she said that I was not worthy of dying under her sword!"

Lu Chengwen slapped his thigh and said, "She is clearly moved!"

"Right!" The evil old man said, "Otherwise, why didn't she kill me?!"

Liu Ruyan explained: "That's because she is disgusted by you. A teenage girl, seeing the hungry eyes of someone like you, will definitely want to stay away from you!"

Lu Chengwen said, "Then can't you just die before leaving?! Is it so difficult to wash a sword?! It's obvious that she likes him!"

"That makes sense!" The evil old man said, "But you know, sometimes feelings are just a personal matter."

"That's right!" Lu Chengwen said, "She may not love you, but that doesn't stop you from loving her!"

"Yes, yes! You understand me!"

"She is a fairy from heaven, and you are just a mortal. You have the honor of meeting her, and you have no regrets in your life!"

"That's right! I thought so too!"

"Even if she steps on you, stabs you with a sword, pokes you with a Fang Tian Hua Ji, or hits you with an eight-sided purple gold hammer, that is still your happiness and good fortune!"

"Lu Chengwen, I found that you understand feelings!"

Will-o'-the-wisp was going crazy: "Senior, can you be serious? You are a little outrageous! Isn't she just a woman?! How can a man be so self-deprecating for a woman?! You are a great hero, you..."

Lu Chengwen and the evil old man said angrily: "I know what you mean! But I (he) just love her!"

The evil old man looked at Lu Chengwen: "Chengwen, do you have the same emotional experience as me? How do you understand so much?"

Lu Chengwen smiled sadly: "Our love will never come back once it's gone. Until now, I am still waiting silently..."

The evil old man laughed loudly, and his laughter suddenly became very moving.

It seems as if all the obsession, love, worry, and concern of this life... are hidden in it.

Lu Chengwen thought to himself that I was really sick, and I actually felt a little sympathetic towards him!

The evil old man said: "Cheng Wen, what you said is very good, I believe you have seen her."

Will-O-Wisp and Liu Ruyan shouted together: "He didn't say anything, except for the white clothes. You said it all by yourself from beginning to end!"