I was reborn and became a monkey

"Where am I?"

Accompanied by the severe pain in his head, Li Teng's closed eyes slowly opened. Li Teng, who had just woken up, was instantly shuddered by the biting ice of the lake.

"What is this place?"

Li Teng was horrified to find that he was actually floating on the water, surrounded by an unfamiliar environment. Li Teng shook his head and floated in the water. Looking around, he found that he was just in a pool with an end that could be seen. On the shore in front of the water, there are actually rocks and hills made of rocks.

Li Teng, who was floating on the water, was puzzled. Just when he was confused, a steady stream of laughter suddenly came from behind him.

Li Teng looked back and saw that behind him was a huge transparent glass. Behind the transparent glass, there was a dense crowd. He saw that they all took out their mobile phones to take pictures of him. While taking pictures, they would also show their teeth from time to time and do something to him. He made faces and laughed.

"What are you doing? I'm floating in the water, why are you laughing there if you don't come and grab me? Are you taking pictures with your mobile phone? What's there to take pictures of? Have you never seen swimming? They are really a bunch of lunatics." Seeing behind the glass People's strange behavior made Li Teng furious.

And just when Li Teng was getting angry, the people behind the glass laughed out loud as if they had seen something funny when they saw his angry look.

Li Teng shook his head helplessly, as if he had encountered a group of lunatics. Then when he floated on the water into the sun, his figure in the shadow gradually emerged.

"My grass!"

When Li Teng saw his hairy arms in the sun, he was suddenly startled and subconsciously uttered a curse word.

Li Teng was so frightened by this sudden situation that he choked several mouthfuls of dirty water, but at this time he didn't care so much. He hurriedly stretched out his hands and touched his face.

This touch was not very good. This touch did not feel like a person's smooth cheek. Li Teng was confused. He got under the water and found that his legs had become shorter and covered with pimples. Densely covered with hair.

"What's going on? When did my hair become so thick?" Li Teng got out of the water and had a bad premonition in his heart. Then he looked around, as if he had discovered some new continent, and hurriedly Swim towards the glass behind you.

The huge explosion-proof glass was now a mirror. Countless bad thoughts had flashed through Li Teng's mind. Then he came to the glass and hurriedly took a clear look at his face, regardless of the ridicule and instructions of the crowd behind the glass.

"This?...Are you fucking dreaming?"

When Li Teng saw his face clearly in the glass, he opened his mouth completely and was stunned. The impact on the glass was not a human face, but a real monkey face.

"Did I turn into a fucking monkey?"

Li Teng lay stupidly beside the glass like a statue. At this time, his mind went blank, and he could even feel the ringing in his ears.

Just when Li Teng was dumbfounded in front of the glass, the crowd behind the glass gathered over one after another, taking photos with their mobile phones in their hands. The flash of the flash brought Li Teng back to his emotions.

Li Teng stretched out his hairy arm and pulled his mouth hard. The strong pain made him grin in pain. This also made Li Teng realize clearly that he was not dreaming, this was reality.

Shaking his head and seeing the faces of the various human beings outside, Li Teng, who was already irritated, even had a splitting headache from the laughter. He opened his mouth and cursed at the crowd outside!

But what used to be extremely smooth curses came out of Li Teng's mouth, but now there were bursts of howls, which were not human words at all.

"Am I not even able to speak Mandarin? Or have I really turned into a monkey?"

Li Teng looked at the crowd outside the glass angrily, and then spit hard at the crowd. The saliva fell on the glass and splashed like water.

When the crowd watching the fun outside the glass saw this "monkey" actually spitting at them, they laughed from ear to ear and made endless jokes.

"Come and see, this monkey actually spits? It looks like it was beaten lightly."

"I didn't expect this bad monkey to be what he is today. It's so heart-wrenching to see him."

"Hurry up and call the Monkey King and his bodyguards. We want to watch the monkey group fight!"

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Li Teng, who couldn't stand the noise, gritted his teeth and covered his ears. In his peripheral vision, he spotted a protruding rock on the shore. Hiding under the rock, he could avoid the sight of these annoying humans. .

Thinking of this, Li Teng seemed to have found a life-saving straw and hurriedly swam towards the New World. Under the gaze of everyone, he quickly hid in the shadow under the rock and avoided the sight of the crowd.

Li Teng, who was hiding under the rock, could finally take a breath, but because he was still soaking in the water, he didn't care about the crowd outside or his appearance at this time, and quickly recalled what happened before he fainted. ?

I was originally a sales manager of a listed company in City Y. I have many years of work experience, an annual salary of one million, and no mortgage or car loan. My status in the company is second only to the chairman, and one person is less than ten thousand people. It can be said that The life was quite relaxed.

But in Hedong and Hexi in 30, the chairman of a listed company was reported by employees for corruption and bribery, and his position was directly revoked by the headquarters. Li Teng, who had hidden interests in private dealings with the chairman, was naturally affected.

The newly appointed chairman seemed to have learned some inside information, and also understood that Li Teng was an important minister of the previous emperor, so he did not reuse him, and even gave Li Teng several large sales orders worth tens of millions of dollars. In the hands of another sales manager at the same level as him, this made Li Teng extremely depressed.

So it was the weekend, and Li Teng, who was already in a restless mood, planned to drive to the mountains to relax. However, on the way up the mountain at high speed, he collided with a vehicle going down the mountain, and Li Teng lost consciousness.

"Have I traveled through time? No, the popular word on the Internet now should be called rebirth? Born into a monkey." Although Li Teng has just passed his thirties, he is often exposed to the Internet. Some of the popular words and news on the Internet are also Know a lot.

"Is this in a zoo?"

Li Teng quietly poked his head out from under the rock, looked around, and found that there was land behind him. There were tall and irregular rockeries on the land, and beside the rockery were tree trunks, and he was He was in a pond connected to the land, and directly above him, there was a barbed wire fence blocking the sky. It looked like he was in the Monkey Mountain in the zoo.

"Why does the scene here look so familiar, as if I've seen it somewhere before?"

Looking around at the scene around him, Li Teng felt as if he had seen it before in his mind, but no matter how he thought about it, he couldn't figure out where he had seen this scene before.

Li Teng patted his head. The cold feeling coming from his body after being soaked in the water for who knows how long made him very uncomfortable. Then he planned to climb ashore and get himself out of the water first.

But at the moment Li Teng climbed ashore, the danger signal from his sixth sense in Li Teng's mind made Li Teng's eyes jump, and then a strong smelly wind struck from his side.

Li Teng didn't hesitate for a moment, bent his two hind legs on the ground, and jumped out at the moment when the danger from the side was about to come. The strong jumping force made Li Teng jump back on the spot. There was a distance of several meters, but there was still a pond behind the bank. Li Teng had no place to stay and fell into the water with a thud.

Li Teng splashed out of the water. Just before he could get excited about his lightning-like reaction and amazing jumping ability, he saw the shadow that had just attacked him on the shore.

On the shore where Li Teng stopped just now, there was a strong and fierce monkey. The monkey bared its teeth and roared in its throat. The saliva in its mouth was flowing on the ground. At this time, The ferocious monkey was staring at him with scarlet eyes.

Li Teng, who was almost injured, was still frightened. He looked at the menacing monkey on the shore with some fear, not understanding why it was attacking him.

"Boy, you still want to sneak ashore while we are not paying attention. I will keep an eye on you. As soon as you get ashore, I will make you suffer." The fierce monkey on the shore made a snoring sound.

What surprised Li Teng was that he could actually understand the words of the monkeys on the shore. In other words, he could not only understand the words of the human world, but also the words of monkeys.

"But we are all the same kind, why would it attack me?"

Li Teng was puzzled. Then he realized what the monkey on the shore said and the words of the crowd just now, and suddenly trembled, as if he thought of something.

"Stalking? Monkey King? This familiar scene? Do I fucking know where this place is?" Various clues were intertwined in Li Teng's mind, and his head was spinning rapidly.

In recent days, a funny video has attracted people's attention in online video software. In a zoo in the city, a monkey did all kinds of bad things. It not only abused stray kittens, but also abused them. They went to residents' homes and turned on their natural gas to poison them, and they also destroyed vegetation and food. Finally, the residents couldn't bear it anymore and called park staff to capture the monkeys, imprison them in Monkey Mountain, and successfully induct them into the establishment.

But even after entering the Monkey Mountain, this monkey remained true to his nature and provoked the Monkey King as soon as he entered. After all, the Monkey King was the overlord of the Monkey Mountain. How could he be disgraced by an alien monkey and send a group of monkeys to kill this monkey? The monkey was beaten up and prevented from going ashore. It can be said that it was enlisted before it could get ashore. It was indeed a difficult situation.

Li Teng himself also heard about this funny video, and while he was driving up the mountain, he was laughing while watching the video of this internet celebrity monkey on his mobile phone, and his lack of concentration led to the tragedy. happened.

Thinking of this, Li Teng gradually gained an idea:

"In other words, I was not only reincarnated as a monkey, but also turned into a fucking internet celebrity monkey?"