I was reborn and became a monkey

A sales manager of a listed company was reincarnated into an Internet celebrity bad monkey that everyone yelled at. Who wouldn't think this kind of storyline is fucking stupid?

At this time, Li Teng was the most depressed "monkey". He was drifting in the water, and his hairy monkey face was full of resentment.

"Fuck, even if I were reborn, it would be great if I could become a nationally protected animal, a national treasure giant panda or something like that. Even if I don't have that blessing, I could just turn into an animal that doesn't have to worry about eating and drinking. Carnivores are fine too, but why did they become such a nasty species?"

Li Teng, who didn't have a good impression of the monkey species, said with disdain, not to mention that he should be a macaque now, which is the most cheeky and disgusting species among monkeys.

When he was still a human, Li Teng often saw reports of monkeys doing all kinds of bad things in Mount Emei, and he was even more fed up with macaques. Nowadays, the situation has changed, and Li Teng, who used to be at the top of the food chain, has finally become one. It turned into what I hate the most.

"What should I do now? I can't even get ashore, and there is a monkey staring at me." Li Teng, who was floating in the water, felt the coldness brought by the water temperature and realized that he could no longer float in the water. He looked at the monkey on the shore. Li Teng hurriedly thought of a solution as he squatted in the corner and stared at the red-eyed monkey.

Just when Li Teng couldn't think of any good solution, a small bamboo raft made of two or three bamboos spliced ​​together suddenly floated on the other side of the pond with the water flow. At this time, Li Teng took a breath and swam quickly to the bamboo raft. Climbed up.

Li Teng climbed onto the bamboo raft, holding it up with one hand and using his other hand as a paddle, rowing the raft onto the sunlit water.

This scene of a monkey rowing a boat is quite rare. The monkey who did this last time has now returned from the West to seek Buddhist scriptures and has become a fairy monkey.

"Hahaha, look at this monkey, can it really row a boat? It really looks like a human being."

The crowd outside the glass burst into laughter, taking pictures and sending the human-like monkey to their mobile apps, attracting more people's attention.

Listening to the discussion of the crowd outside the glass, Li Teng rolled his eyes and thought to himself: "I was just a human before, you bunch of scum."

Li Teng shook off the hair on his body and covered it with water, and lay on the bamboo raft with his belly exposed. If he had been a human before, he would never have dared to lie naked in front of everyone, but now he also It doesn't matter, no one knows me when I turn into a monkey.

"Although I will be attacked by the monkey on the shore, it doesn't seem to dare to go into the water to attack me." Li Teng lay on the bamboo raft, tilted his head to look at the jealous monkey staring at him on the shore, and muttered to himself Said. "It seems that I will be safe as long as I hide in the water. Fortunately, I didn't miss a single lesson in swimming when I was in college."

Swimming is a compulsory course when you go to college. Of course, it is impossible for a bad student like Li Teng, who skips classes and surfs the Internet every day, to take swimming lessons just to learn how to swim. Of course, it is just to see the young women in swimsuits in swimming lessons. student, but it seems that loving beautiful women has really helped me a lot.

But just floating on the water is not an option. If it is to eat, it is impossible for the keepers to throw food to the water for itself.

"Food? Am I going to eat some apples, bananas and the like from now on?" Thinking of this serious matter, Li Teng, who was lying on the bamboo raft, sat up with a swish, realizing that this was a very serious problem.

"Oh my God! It seems that I have to say goodbye to hot pot, barbecue, iron pot stew and spicy crayfish from now on..." Li Teng started to cry when he thought that he would no longer be able to eat human food. It was at this time, Li Teng's stomach growled unsatisfactorily.

Hearing the signal from his stomach, Li Teng realized that he was already hungry, but how could he find edible food while floating on the water?

"what is that?"

Li Teng's eyes were very vicious. At a glance, in the corner of the hill on the shore, there was half an apple left by an unlucky monkey who had been stabbed a thousand times.

"It seems that the only edible thing I can find now is half an apple." Li Teng held his chin and said thoughtfully, "But how can we avoid the monkey on the shore and get the apple?"

After thinking for a moment, Li Teng came up with a countermeasure.

Li Teng thought of a way and without any hesitation, he jumped into the pond with a splash under the gaze of the watching red-eyed monkey on the shore.

Seemingly confused by Li Teng's actions, the red-eyed monkey quickly got up and came to the shore. He shook his head and stared at the calm water, trying to see what Li Teng was up to.

Just as the red-eyed monkey was staring at the water with all its concentration, a dark object suddenly flew out of the water, passed over the red-eyed monkey's head, and flew straight to the mountains behind it.

The dark object fell into the mountains and collided back and forth in the gaps between the rocks, making a series of thumping sounds.

How could a red-eyed monkey know what it was with its intelligence? When it heard the sound, it was immediately attracted to it. The simple-minded animal thought that Li Teng had sneaked over while it wasn't paying attention, so it quickly turned around and faced the sound. The source ran away.

Seeing the red-eyed monkey crawling into the mountains, Li Teng's monkey's head emerged from the water. It was the empty can he picked up at the bottom of the pond and threw it towards the mountains, which deceived the red-eyed monkey.

Li Teng was secretly happy that his strategy of seizing the east and attacking the west was successful.

"Beasts are indeed beasts. With such intelligence, they still want to compete with me."

Afterwards, Li Teng hurriedly climbed ashore, picked up half an apple on the edge of the hill, jumped into the water without any delay, and swam back to the bamboo raft.

Climbing onto the bamboo raft, Li Teng looked at the half apple in his hand. The teeth marks from the chewed apple were still vaguely visible. Li Teng was disgusted with it, but now it had no choice. It hadn't eaten much, and it had just been splashing in the water for a while, and it was already dizzy with hunger.

In desperation, Li Teng could only take the half apple and rinse it vigorously in the water. Then he took it out and was about to take a bite when suddenly the commotion in the hills on the shore attracted it.

When Li Teng raised his head, what he saw in front of him stunned him even though he had experienced hundreds of battles.

I saw monkey heads swarming on the hills. Countless monkeys bared their teeth and grinned, making howling sounds. And on the top of the mountain stood a particularly strong monkey. This monkey On his chin, there was a tuft of hair that was as bright red as blood. At this time, the monkey was condescending, looking coldly at Li Teng on the bamboo raft with a kingly attitude.

"This...this...so much? Is this a monkey's head?"