Reborn as Lu Bu in the Three Kingdoms, let’s see who can block my way

Luo Wan: "The people most hated by the eighteen princes now are Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu. We can kill one of them and then take his head to join the eighteen princes."

Hearing this, the Luo family's eyebrows danced: "Good plan, who to kill?"

"Well... we can think about this again. Anyway, two people can kill anyone. What do you think, second brother?"

The Luo family scratched their red and swollen face and became embarrassed.There were many guards around Dong Zhuo, and Lu Bu was very powerful, so it was not easy to assassinate him.

After thinking for a while, the Luo family asked tentatively: "How about killing Dong Zhuo?"

Luo Wan asked solemnly: "Then why don't you kill Lu Bu?"

"Then kill Lu Bu."

Luo Wan asked solemnly: "Then why don't you kill Dong Zhuo?"

"Uh...brother, do you have any idea? I really don't know. Anyway, you can get promoted and make a fortune by killing anyone. Just kill anyone."

Being blocked by Luo Wan, the Luo family's head was buzzing from being beaten today and they had no idea at all.

"Nonsense, how can you be casual about such an important matter?"

Luo Wan slammed the table angrily, pointed at the Luo family fiercely and scolded: "Let's draw lots!"

The Luo family is a down-to-earth person, and he said with a thumbs up: "Good plan."

The two brothers were united in their knowledge and actions, and they did what they said. They quickly made two cloth balls with names.

The two of them first washed their hands very religiously and burned a stick of incense.Then he solemnly prayed to the sky, asking his master's spirit in heaven to bless him.

Finally, Luo Wan took out a ball of cloth, and the two pig heads hurriedly opened it nervously. There were two words written on it.

Lu Bu.

The two looked at the name on it, looked at each other, and said with fierce eyes, "That's Lu Bu."

In a tent not too far away, Lu Bu was reading a book when he suddenly sneezed: "Damn it, is it because of the cold weather that I'm catching a cold, or is someone scolding me?"

Luo and Wan had very high IQs and knew that they should not rush this matter. After waiting patiently for a few days, they prepared a sumptuous meal and invited Lu Bu to drink.

At the banquet, the two of them were very attentive and encouraged everyone to drink with smiling faces.

"Thank you, General, for interceding for us. If we really hit him with a military stick, we would definitely not be able to get out of bed for the next few days."

"That's right, General, we will bear in mind your great kindness. Please don't refuse, General!"

Lu Bu is a very straightforward person. When someone else said this, he felt a little arrogant: "You two are quite sensible."

Everyone is welcome to toast, one glass after another, and even when no one is toasting, he even takes the initiative to pour it.

By the end of the night, when the wine was gone, Lu Bu was so drunk that he couldn't even speak a complete sentence, so he was helped crookedly to rest.

Seeing Lu Bu's condition, Luo and Wan were extremely happy, thinking that more than half of their plan had been completed.

In the quiet tent, neither Luo Wan nor Luo Wan slept, but they did not hold a lamp and could not see their fingers.

Outside, the night was dark and windy, and the wind made the tent whine!

After waiting for about an hour, Luo Wancai lightly touched Luo Jia's shoulder. His face was solemn and he said nothing, and he immediately walked towards Lu Bu's tent.

In the tent, Lu Bu slept very soundly, his mouth was dripping with laughter, and in his dream he was dancing with a beautiful woman.

At the beginning, the beautiful girl danced in a gentle and graceful style!

Lu Bu in the dream was also twisting and dancing.

But later, the beauty actually danced the sword and danced like a warrior.

The sound of Jin Ge rang in my ears, the thunder clang, boom boom boom...

Finally, there were not only beauties in the dream, but also a circus, in which tigers, lions, and wolves had long mouths and roared, which annoyed me to death.

He was troubled, dizzy, and suddenly his mind moved, and he felt an inexplicable murderous aura.

"Shh!"

Lu Bu suddenly opened his eyes, stretched out his left hand suddenly, flicked his index finger, and heard a "clang" sound.

Looking around drunkenly, he vaguely saw the figure of the beauty, but the beauty had become taller and burlier.Then there was another burst of noise, gradually getting farther and farther away until it could no longer be heard.

Lu Bu fell into a deep sleep again, as if nothing happened.

At dawn the next morning, Lu Bu woke up in a daze. Just as he sat up to go to the toilet, he was startled by several people in front of the bed.

"Damn, you guys, haven't you ever seen anyone sleeping? What are you looking at here?"

Lu Bu shouted at Zang Ba, Hao Yin and others.

Zang Ba: "Hey, the general can still talk, it's okay."

Unexpectedly, Zang Ba and the others didn't care about Lu Bu's words at all. Instead, they excitedly high-fived each other, especially the goatee Dianwei, who was stroking his beard inscrutably.

"What am I talking about? General Lu is in good health. You can tell just by looking at that tall tent."

"Nonsense, of course I'm in good health."

Being stared at blankly by these big men, Lu Bu became shy and pulled the quilt over to cover the key parts.

"What are you doing?"

Zang Ba: "General, don't you remember? Last night, assassins came and attacked your bedside, almost hacking you to death. I heard from Li Dian that you beat the assassin away with one move in the end."

"Assassin? Should I take action?"

Lu Bu didn't remember any of these things. His only impression was that he drank and went to sleep last night. When he opened his eyes, it was now, and he couldn't remember anything about it, including the dreams he had at night.

"Yes, what Li Dian said. It is true at this moment. We have all lost five or six brothers."

Standing up, Lu Bu was startled when he saw that although the tent had been simply tidied up, there were still faint traces of the battle.

Someone assassinated himself.

Everyone is very concerned about their own safety.

Although Lu Bu knew that his force was top-notch, he did not relax his guard.

Especially Lu Bu after time travel, he forgot many things that happened in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", but he clearly remembered that Lu Bu was kidnapped while he was sleeping.

Therefore, Lu Bu arranged that someone close to him must protect his safety every night.

It is very simple for him to choose his bodyguards. They must be loyal to him and have a loud voice, followed by strength.

Because no one can be stronger than him, as long as he wakes up with a loud voice, as long as he wakes up, even the fat Dong Zhuo will come in vain.

But this was the first time there was an assassin. Why didn't these guards wake him up?Why are their voices failing?

"Where's Li Dian?"

Zang Ba: "He suffered some injuries and is resting after bandaging the wounds."

"Take me and see who is so bold? He dares to assassinate me."

With Zang Ba leading the way, everyone rushed into Li Dian's room. At this time, Li Dian and several guards had bandaged their wounds and were resting with their eyes closed.

"General, it's a good thing you're not dead."

Seeing Lu Bu enter the room, Li Dian quickly struggled to sit up and expressed his sincere greetings to the former in a hoarse voice.

It's just this greeting that made Lu Bu smile bitterly. It's good that he's not dead. No matter how he heard it, it didn't feel like a greeting.

"Greetings to the General."

"My incompetence frightened the general."

The other guards also greeted Lu Bu one after another.

It's just that their voices were very hoarse, which made the latter wonder whether the assassin used poison yesterday, or there was a weapon that could penetrate the mouth and silence them all.

Lu Bu asked in confusion: "It's just an injury. Why is your voice hoarse? It's not because you're crying, right?"

"You also said, didn't you tell us in advance to wake you up whenever there are special circumstances at night? We just screamed at you last night until our voices became hoarse.

Even Zang Ba and the others heard it three miles away, but you still didn't wake up. "

Li Dian was very aggrieved.