[Comprehensive] Let’s see how Uanfan achieves the best ending

life

The shining thing (Part [-]) is born

Wudai/Wumei GJOB/STOB

▲"Obito" and "Obito" are the male and female personalities of "Obito" respectively. The refined personality of "Otsutsuki Tobi" is the product of the "soul, flesh and blood" of the three parts of the country of gems, and can also be regarded as Past life, present life or one soul and two bodies.

▲The core minefield of "life" and its two major ideas: sexual shame crawling! Widowed marriage life crawls!

▲The first intention has been invalidated. In the anti-sex-shaming plot, our focus is on "anti", and the focus of the review is on "sex-shaming". OK, we cherish it.

▲The second idea is subdivided into: the widowed crawl for giving birth, the crawl for pregnant women with many things to do, the easy crawl for normal childbirth, the demon crawl for postpartum depression, the selfish and extravagant crawl for postpartum recovery, the female celebrity crawl for pregnancy and childbirth with a good figure, marriage Post-frigidity crawls, breastfeeding night feedings crawl easily, widowed parenting crawls, housewives and stay-at-home wives crawl easily and freely... (The resentment accumulated by surfing the Internet, of course, there are not so many pornographic things in the article, just using ideals to give A kick of resentment)

▲Referring to various Japanese etiquette and customs, the big head comes from The Tale of Genji and Ooku. The famous haiku comes from Izumi Shikibu. Other literature sources are miscellaneous and numerous and no remarks are made.

▲Pay attention to clearing mines. Please forgive me if it is a large OOC. Please do not report us if you step on mines (crying to yourself)

Is the above OK? Then please eat~

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Early January.

The 19-year-old Mimi is still preparing for the college entrance examination. When her peers are in college, Mimi is preparing for the college entrance examination bitterly. The direct reason is that she took a year off from junior high school and is one step behind her peers. The fundamental reason is that Mr. Gojo... Because of her obstruction, she had to take a year off from school, so she was one step behind her peers.

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At the end of winter when Yu Meidu was 13 years old, on the last day of the year, the Chanyuan brothers and sisters were still at Chanyuan's house. Yu Meidu has a vast and endless personal space where she can change her gender as she pleases. There is a beautiful brother with a pretty face who has attracted countless nymphos and men to covet her. She has an invincible body. There are several dens for raising cats, and there is a middle school that is contacted through a drifting bottle. Two troubled teenage netizens.

On this morning, Mimi lost her first love ex-boyfriend who was not born into a family of magicians but was related to the magic world. In the evening of this day, Yu Meidu received a sudden visit from a troubled young netizen to propose marriage.

At that time, there was a cold wind and fine snow, and snow seeds occasionally penetrated into the Japanese-style room along with the cold wind. Mimidu and Jinji opened the shoji door half-open, set up a pot in Ruyuan, lit a fire, boiled water, and cooked a pot of sukiyaki. Yu Meidu stared at the text message on her phone, and Shi'er glanced at it, "Dumped?" Yu Meidu stared at the phone intently, "Ah, I was dumped."

Shi'er sneered, "I was dumped."

Yu Meidu repeated mechanically, "Ah, I was dumped."

Yu Meidu was very confused and couldn't figure it out, "Why was I dumped? Did I get tired of the old and did I not quarrel or quarrel? Why should I wash my dad more often???"

Jin Er crossed his arms and stared at the sukiyaki without paying attention.

The Zen Yuan brothers and sisters were guarding the stove waiting for dinner. The white-haired boy from Gojo's family ran to the brother and sister's courtyard without any hindrance and explained his purpose. Before the parties concerned and the Zen Yuan family oranges who came in a panic on the way could react, what happened in the uncle's Zen Yuan? Under the ferocious expression of "the good meat in the bowl was snatched by a wild cat" and the simple and crude force attack, the white-haired boy Gojo Satoru picked up the black and long fried girl Zenin Mimito and took a plane to go abroad.

Yu Meidu was stunned and forgot to resist on the spot. After all, whoever heard "By chance, I learned that in the future I would marry Zen Yuan Yu Meidu and gave birth to six children in eight years, so I came to see who Zen Yuan Yu Meidu was." , now it seems that she is indeed the type that I would like, so I came to propose marriage" will be frightened to death, and her "future self" does appear in her mind unscientifically. The most terrifying thing is that the future self appears. I was breastfeeding my baby before! Listening to her future self talking happily about how she would cry when her parents disappeared while the child was drinking milk, Yumei immediately shut down her computer.

In a daze, Mimi was given airsickness medicine by the ghost-like white cat and locked in her arms to fall asleep. Not long after she set foot on a foreign land, control of her body seemed to be transferred to her future self, and Gojo Satoru seemed to It was the same situation. The next second, Zenin Mimito, who turned 14 in a foreign country, was caught off guard by Gojo Satoru's proposal. Yu Meidu held the emptied bread paper bag, surrounded by a group of pigeons who had been hungry for ten and a half months to grab bread, with a dazed and dull look on her face, vaguely showing disbelief and "real or fake madness" "Let's go" look on his face, and then the ring was put on by Gojo Satoru, who had the same look on his face and was in a daze and shock, but his movements were affectionate as he knelt down on one knee.

Spiritually, my future self is showing affection, but materially, my current self is in disbelief. The split between soul and flesh | body has truly appeared! ! If anyone could see the expressions and movements of this pair of boys and girls, they would definitely shout "supernatural events", as if they were possessed by ghosts.

The spring semester of that year was spent in the bridal crash course of the Zenyuan family, and the fall semester of that year was spent in the bride's orientation class of the Gojo family. Considering that the winter semester was short, Zenyuan and the Gojo family handled the matter directly, and Mimi achieved the achievement of suspending her studies without leaving home. Mimi spent all her youth in that year preparing for marriage and learning to take care of her husband's financial management after marriage. .

Anyway, to sum it up - the culprit is her dog husband. Yu Meidu feels that her future self has summed it up very well and is a real dog.

The memory ends.

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Have you ever taken care of children?

Have you ever written a paper?

Have you ever worked part-time during the holidays?

Have you ever worked a part-time job while writing a thesis while raising children?

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Working continuously for a month or even two months at a high intensity, and earning 200 million a week while taking care of the children. There is no doubt that Xia Youjie and Jia Rui Glass will choose the former, and they will make a decisive decision without hesitation. If there is a next time, they will definitely shake their heads wildly at the latter and run away overnight, carrying the train and packing up their bed.

[Raising children is really, really, really, really, really tiring! 】

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Don't criticize me by saying, "There are so many nannies and confinement nurses who take care of their children easily, but you will be so tired anyway." You can do it! They rebate your salary!

No! You wouldn’t be able to do it if it were you!

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What? The stunning beauty of a beauty with a cute baby?

Do not!

nonexistent!

Even if Xia Youjie and his family were married, they were such powerful, charming, good-looking, and connotative beauties, and their children would never be considered a beautiful sight.

It’s a matter of survival between heaven and hell!

Saying haggard will give people a feeling of paleness, weakness and weakness, or saying "tired and ugly" better reflects the appearance of ordinary spellcasters with cloudy eyes, dark circles under the eyes, droopy eye bags, withered looks, dull eyes, and chapped lips. .

Jie and Jiazi had just helped the Gojo couple raise their children for four days, and they were already in an emotional state. Their tender faces, which were still rich in collagen when they were just 20 years old, were inevitably experiencing vicissitudes under the influence of gravity. Glass's face looked hollowed out, and Jie's was especially obvious. He was unshaven, as if he had been drained to the last drop.

As the saying goes, "All beauties are the same, and all uglies have their own characteristics." Glass felt that haggard was no longer enough to describe her, she was already tired and ugly. Yu Meidu is so tired but only haggard, damn it! I am so envious of these naturally beautiful people!

Being haggard does not mean that you are ugly. No matter how beautiful you are, people will be exhausted mentally and physically due to some things, making them look haggard.

Glass: "I am now on the opposite side of beauty! In just four days! I have mastered all the necessary skills for a nanny and confinement nanny, and there is no problem in getting a certificate. Absolutely, absolutely I will make Gojo Satoru pay for this!"

Jie rubbed his face, his face was full of transcendence, and the Buddha's light shone everywhere, "It's really hard for Yu Meidu. It's just that I feel very tired after four days, and it's really difficult for her."

In order to prevent the children from choking on the cigarette, Jiazi and Jie squatted on the air vent outside the door to light up their cigarettes, their postures looked like eggplants that had been crushed by frost and snow.

Jiazi thought about how Yu Meidu looked a few days ago, then looked at himself, and sighed in annoyance, "Good-looking people are beautiful when they are haggard. Yu Meidu is so beautiful even if he is so tired. Tsk...I am haggard and tired. As an ugly girl, she looks like a galaxy different in appearance."

Xia Youjie couldn't help but laugh, "Well, it's not that exaggerated, Glass," Jie sighed, while moving his muscles, his bones made a stiff sound, "But now I understand how difficult it is for parents..."

Glass nodded in agreement.

This is the fact. There are not so many angel babies in real life. Even if the babies are very angelic and caring, they still have uncontrollable physiological needs. No matter how caring and cute babies are during the day, they still need night feeding at night. They will often wake up in a blur, cry, need to drink milk or get up to change diapers at night, and need parents to cuddle and sing lullabies, and then vaguely wake up. Fall asleep again, wake up again... this cycle repeats, torturing skr people.

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Not to mention the inconsiderate little devil baby.

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□□Ordinary mortals cannot relax their nerves for a moment when raising a child.

Because once you relax, you will lose.

In comparison, going to school and doing homework or working overtime part-time is as wonderful as heaven.

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weight of soul

He Dafu

Same, light and airy

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In the early morning of December [-], [-].

【111 words】

Yu Meidu opened her eyes with great effort, and [23 words] Wu [25 words] kissed her soft and bright red lips like petals again. They were warm, dry, and very, very sweet and soft.

Mimi was immersed in Satoru's tenderness and care. She was extremely happy because of her sense of security, but she also felt a little uncertain about care.

I must have forgotten something...

What did I forget...

Yu Meidu thought drowsily.

Definitely forgot something...

Could it be that I forgot to eat the cream daifuku? It will definitely not taste good if it is kept for a long time.

No, that's not it...

【18 words】

Yu Meidu had no strength to open her heavy eyelids at first, but now her mind was agitated and her eyelids twitched.

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childbirth and rearing

It’s for giving and appreciation

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Yu Meidu screamed "Ah——", raised her forehead and gave the unprepared Satoru a headbutt. Mimi was originally exhausted, but suddenly she felt energetic again.

"You! You, you, you! Why are you, ○○○○ again!"

Yu Mei couldn't help but hit her dog husband with her forehead again.

Wu was caught off guard again and was hit by the punch again, and he leaned back, [119 words]

"...I'm sorry, I was so comfortable that I couldn't help it...I forgot at that moment..." He spoke softer and softer, and the white cat gradually lost his voice.

Appeared! Appeared! Appeared!

Yu Meidu's mind exploded with "Boom--" and he couldn't help but launch a headbutt attack at Satoru, "You--! You! You! You were like this this afternoon, just like this, just like this... you If you forget, it’s [13 words]!... Enlightenment!”

The exact same words as first time in the afternoon appeared again!

The same expression as in the bathroom first time in the afternoon appeared again!

At that time, Yu Meidu was so anxious that she slammed her forehead against his collarbone and shoulder. [40 words] Yu Meidu was so excited that she punched a wall and the bathtub with her fist, forcing her husband to physically calm down.

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As long as this life exists

Walk through this world

Give parents a chance to walk with him for a while

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Before Satoru started it for the first time, he threw away all the [58 words] "How can I get through this kind of thing" with great resistance.

And she confidently said, "I will always drive Infinite well, [7 words]", completely ignoring Mimidu's cheeks that turned red, and she complained frantically, "Don't say ○○○ as if it's something indescribable." Plant something, [25 words], what should I do if it’s ○○!”

At that time, Yu Meidu took action directly, patted Satoru's beautiful face with both hands, and gave him a pout emoticon. Yu Meidu's green eyes were filled with helplessness, "You don't want to start raising children now... We all I’m not ready to be a parent yet, and suddenly I have to give birth to a life, and I have to raise and teach her well... What should I do then?”

In the end, I was convinced (fainted) by Wu's half-unreasonable and half-confident words.

"It's okay, I'm the strongest," Gojo Satoru said with a smile that showed the ceiling of his combat power.

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The moonlight was beautiful last night

Visible bright moon and beautiful wheel

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"As long as the first experience is like this, I will be good at ○○ things in the future." Then Satoru revealed a shy (?) smile and whispered into Mimidu's ear. "If it's just a first experience, Yu Mei won't win the bid right away. Even though I'm very confident that I'm the strongest, I'm not necessarily the strongest in this aspect... Is it absorbed by the soul?" The magnetic voice is easy to hear, so you have to win the bid first. Got it!

A shiver ran down Yu Meidu's spine, revealing that even the kaleidoscope was ready to move. Dots of green leaves and flower buds sprouted from the small wooden coffee table on the bay window and the wooden chair cabinets indoors. The Uchiha's reserved and cold temperament and the Senju's bold and passionate spirit burst the evil girl's shell in an instant.

Hello! You and I are both OOC!

Yu Mei was shocked by her dog husband's shamelessness.

As a result, he was bitten by Wu "intimately" in a daze.

The memory ends.

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care and separation

These are all tasks that parents must complete for their children

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"The results are all lies!"

Yu Meidu beat the bed hatefully, and the bed board made a pitiful creaking sound. Yu Meidu smashed his head into Satoru's chest, and his voice was filled with tears, "Sure enough, anything with a big pig's hooves on ○ is undesirable and cannot be trusted!"

Satoru...Satoru has nothing to defend. After all, he was the one who said he would drive the Infinite well, but he was the one who relaxed for a moment because he was too comfortable.

"Anyway... I won't be able to get into the soul... even though I'm very..." Satoru stretched out his fingers to scratch his cheek and stuttered a rare reply to Yu Meidu.

"Although you are very confident that you are the strongest! But! Yes! But! But you, you..." Yu Meidu raised her head angrily, but she could not continue talking.

Yu Meidu sighed and shivered. Looking at the five cats who also shrank, she felt uncomfortable.

Mimi hugged Satoru and rested her chin on Satoru's shoulder. Satoru reached out his hand to return Yu Meidu's hand, resting his chin on Yu Meidu's hair.

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The parent-child relationship is not a permanent possession

It’s a profound fate in life

Neither can make children feel that their childhood is barren

Don’t make your children feel suffocated by adulthood

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Yu Meidu sighed gloomily, "I'm not saying that what you are doing is completely wrong. The responsibility is not just yours, but mine too. I also want to enjoy it indulgently," Yu Meidu pursed her lips and said shamelessly. Added, "After all, I don't want to ○○○... If I insist, it won't be like this. I also want to feel Satoru well... It's not that I don't want to raise children with Satoru, it's just that it's too early now and there is no guarantee at all. ... Get ready... Woo..."

Maybe it was because the husband and wife were too fragile and sensitive when they were so intimate, or maybe the atmosphere was too soft and sensational, Yu Mei felt sad and her eyes became misty as she spoke.

No, I'm going to cry!

Wu quickly pulled Yu Meidu out of his arms, raised his hand to wipe away her tears, and kissed Yu Meidu's eyes and tears gently, "I know, I know, I know everything," Wu held up Yu Meidu Du's face touched her forehead gently, blue eyes looked into green eyes, "Yu Meidu is not blaming me, and I don't think Yu Meidu said wrong, it's my fault, Yu Meidu is just too Indulge me..."

"No, it's my fault. I'm too unreasonable. It's obvious that I'm too willful, but I keep blaming you... Wuwuwu, wow--"

Yu Mei burst into tears.

Satoru was about to cry, and he hurriedly comforted Yu Meidu, wiped her tears, took the initiative to admit his mistake, and praised his wife for her gentleness, virtuousness and thoughtfulness.

However, the more she talked about it, the harder she cried.

Satoru had no choice but to hug Yu Meidu tightly.

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The world should admire a kind of parents

Give children strong intimacy when they are young

Learn to exit gracefully when your children grow up

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What kind of angel baby sweetheart do I have? So cute, so gentle, so sweet, so captivating to me, so irresistible to me.

"It's okay, it's okay, don't be afraid, Yu Mei... If she gets pregnant, we will give birth to her. We will raise her and teach her together. We are husband and wife. Are you afraid that I will leave you alone, or simply don't want her? No Yes, no...it's okay, it's okay, I'm here, I'm always by your side..."

Yu Mei was sobbing and choking, and finally calmed down. She raised her head and looked at Satoru, the corners of her eyes were red, and her beautiful green eyes were like the forest after the new rain, "But, but..."

"It's okay, your husband, I am the strongest, nothing can trouble me." Satoru gently stroked Yu Meidu's back with one hand, and touched the corners of Yu Meidu's eyes with the other hand.

Yu Meidu: "..." Wow... so gentle... I like it so much...

Afewmomentslater…

Yu Meidu finally felt something was wrong.

Mimi felt a certain ○○ and ○○○ ○○ touching her ○○.

Mimi looked at Satoru with a numb expression.

Wu then spoke with a smile, his eyes were like the sky, and the stars were twinkling, "Let's do it again."

Yu Meidu: "..."

Yu Meidu: "Wu..."

Satoru: "Huh?"

"Don't you feel pain in your waist or weakness in your legs?"

"..."

"No ∧＿∧"

"Does that mean you feel dizzy or have a headache?"

“……∧＿∧”

"Completely, there is nothing, oh, I don't feel comfortable at all, and there is absolutely no discomfort on my body. Oh~"

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Satoru: "My dear, are you doubting your husband's ability?"

Yu Meidu quickly said three times: "I'm not, I don't, I'm just curious."

The phrase "Are you knocked out?" must be swallowed back tightly and must not be said out loud! It will kill you!

"Sa~ let your enlightenment prove it to you, come on, hold me... yes, good boy... that's it... chirp, chirp..."

Enlightenment [10 words], kiss gently.

"I will be very gentle. Just leave everything to me..."

The sound of "chirping" and "chirping" kisses was endless.

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After a long period of lingering, the wedding night, which had been delayed for two years, ended successfully.

The black cat was lying on his side with his eyes closed, and the white cat was squinting happily and nuzzling the black cat's cheek.

Yu Meidu did not explain or discuss any more, it was completely unnecessary.

Mimi didn't ask any weird things, such as "Do you feel something when you watch me cry?", "Why is it 'she' and not 'he'? Don't you like boys?" or "It's me" "It's not your fault" is even more unnecessary.

The same goes for Satoru.

When two people have a high degree of tacit understanding, one body touch, one eye contact, or just watching each other's movements, listening to each other's voice, sensing each other's emotions, smelling each other's breath, all unfinished words can be understood immediately , no need to elaborate and entangle with words.

Not only boys want to hug and enjoy girls, but girls also want to hug and enjoy boys.

Girls will also covet a boy's body, his tenderness, his thoughtfulness, his love, and everything about him.

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Time goes back to the beginning of the year.

Neon's college entrance examination lasts a long time because the examination format is more complicated and is generally conducted in two steps, "センター examination (central examination)" and "secondary examination (on-campus examination at each university)".

The central examination is similar to the answer sheet of the flower gardener's college entrance examination written examination. It is also Neon's largest national unified examination. It is held in mid-to-late January every year. The examination subjects include Chinese, geography and history, citizenship, mathematics, science, and foreign languages. The results of the central examination are usually announced within ten days after the examination. Candidates decide which schools and majors they want to apply for based on their results.

Yu Meidu is particularly confident in her own knowledge reserve and application, especially in mathematics and science... How should I put it, it's like she had a grudge in her previous life. She gets a headache when she sees numbers other than bank cards. She is not born to calculate. That’s not to say that the level of being at the bottom is just average. Fortunately, I am very proficient in subjects such as Chinese language, geography, and history.

The birth of life comes unexpectedly.

Mimi discovered that she might be pregnant when she was eating sweet grape soup.

They were not carefully selected grapes sent by me, but two bunches she picked up casually when buying jelly and oden at a convenience store. The taste on one vine was unbalanced, sweet and overripe, and sour that made people frown and grimace. Shivering. After eating a whole bunch of grapes, Yu Meidu felt half-full and wanted to skip breakfast. However, recently, she had a dull pain in her abdomen, and she often had backaches and stomachaches.

My aunt, who may be nearly a week late, is coming. Yu Meidu then planned to cook some sweet glutinous rice dumpling soup for breakfast. It would be warm and add brown sugar, which would somewhat relieve abdominal discomfort.

While cooking the dumplings, Mimi accidentally saw the remaining box of grapes. She remembered that she had just eaten at least half a bunch of sour grapes without any problems, and sighed that her teeth were so good that they were not sour. Tooth, something suddenly occurred to me, and I ran upstairs. Halfway through, I thought of something and slowed down my pace.

Then he rummaged through the cabinet in the bedroom to find a box of things, and Yu Meidu walked into the bathroom hand in hand.

Wood Release suddenly erupted from the second floor, piercing the roof, breaking through the walls, and tree roots breaking through the marble floor on the first floor. The entire apartment was physically overcome by Wood Release in just tens of seconds and was basically scrapped.

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small theater:

A few mini details:

The five-part plot contains a copy of the game.

Qin Xi's parents (that is, Fei Quan Da) were married to Chen Cang.

Wu even wants to have a daughter.

Yu Mei is cute, gentle, magnanimous and responsible, but can be as vicious as a tiger when working, fighting and outside of situations.

Both Mimito and Obito have a sweet tooth.

The script of WTW is to get the script (matryoshka doll) in advance.

And WTW, it's not that you can't change your ♂ number in the ninja world, and vice versa.

The Gojo couple played happily and harmoniously.

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▲Catch insects

In the preface, the cp name of "Butterfly Tong" is "KCDM" (not the original Tongmo, retaining the "leader with lack of empathy" character design, the biggest difference is "parents")

The Roman pronunciation of Shier is Touji

To avoid modification and re-review, I post it here.