[Comprehensive] Let’s see how Uanfan achieves the best ending

Wudai/Wumei GJOB/STOB

▲"Obito" and "Obito" are the female and male personalities of "Obito" respectively. The refined personality of "Otsutsuki Tobi" is the product of the "soul, flesh and blood" of the three parts of the country of gems, and can also be regarded as a past life. This life or one soul and two bodies.

▲The core minefield of "life" and its two major ideas: sexual shame crawling! Widowed marriage life crawls!

▲The second idea is subdivided into: the widowed crawl for giving birth, the crawl for pregnant women with many things to do, the easy crawl for normal childbirth, the demon crawl for postpartum depression, the selfish and extravagant crawl for postpartum recovery, the female celebrity crawl for pregnancy and childbirth with a good figure, marriage Post-frigidity crawls, breastfeeding night feedings crawl easily, widowed parenting crawls, housewives and stay-at-home wives crawl easily and freely... (The resentment accumulated by surfing the Internet, of course, there are not so many pornographic things in the article, just using ideals to give A kick of resentment)

▲The transition of this chapter includes excerpts and popular science information.

▲Since the two cheating girls under the author's skin are both solo, they definitely don't know a lot of knowledge, such as avoiding clouds and testing clouds. If it goes against the facts...after all, they all have magic power and chakra, and it is still scientific to be unscientific. Let's (escape)

▲Catch a bug, "Mimito" is a female character, "Obito" is a male character, I forgot to proofread the first few chapters (Toshitaza)

▲Pay attention to clearing mines. Please forgive me if it is a large OOC. Please do not report us if you step on mines (crying to yourself)

Is the above OK? Then please eat~

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As Mimi looked at the grapes, she suddenly thought of the hot cat-eared Ten-Tails ○○○servant play that someone strongly requested one night, and immediately thought of the behavior of someone who was driving unlimited sex, and immediately thought of pregnancy. , immediately think of giving birth at a young age, and immediately think of mothers giving up studying just to raise children. So Yumei, who was so frightened that she was furious, ran upstairs in a panic. Halfway up the stairs, she remembered that there might be a baby in her belly, so she slowed down.

After digging into several drawers of bright candy-colored packets and test strips in the bedroom cabinet, Yu Meidu found a yun test stick. She walked stiffly into the bathroom, hand and foot, and carefully tested it.

She raised the wand but didn't dare to look, put down the wand and wanted to look again, repeated this process no less than twenty times, her big almond-shaped eyes narrowed into slits, her vision was blurry, Yu Mei even deceived herself and looked for a line. , as a result, he was greatly stimulated by the two dazzling bars, and his Wood Escape erupted, physically transcending the house directly.

Yu Meidu staggered downstairs with trembling steps, her joints seemed to be rusty. She bent down to put the test stick on the coffee table, and her back and waist made overwhelming "click" and "click" sounds. Midu kept bending down to put things. It wasn't until she heard the sound of the rice dumplings boiling that she raised her waist and stiffly walked over to turn off the natural gas.

Fortunately, it is an open kitchen, otherwise there would be no sound, and the sweet soup would boil and overflow and have to be cleaned up.

Then Yu Meidu immediately went to the hospital for a B-ultrasound, and directly used a ninjutsu and used Kamui to go over.

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In the obstetrics and gynecology department, there are a lot of mothers sitting or lying on their backs waiting, either accompanied by their mothers (mother-in-law) or their husbands. Expectant mothers are either carrying balls or carrying big balls.

Yu Meidu is alone, and her thin and slender figure... is particularly eye-catching.

Yu Meidu was sitting neatly, like a primary school girl, with her hands half-clenched on her legs, holding a single number in her right hand. She lowered her head and seemed to be looking at the pattern on her skirt. In fact, her eyes were distracted, her expression was dull, and she was already The soul flies into the sky.

It looks like a young girl has unfortunately made a mistake.

There were already many people whispering and glancing at Yu Meidu from time to time.

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The result was pregnancy.

Mimi held the film in front of her eyes and scared her Sharingan on the spot. Thanks to the ninjutsu as a cover, otherwise "Shocking! The young girl's eyes turned red in the obstetrics and gynecology department. The truth is..." would definitely top the list of hot searches. .

After leaving the hospital, Kamui returned home. Mimi staggered into the home with six holes, holding her waist with her hands in eight-fold mirror slow motion, and slowly collapsed on the sofa, her eyes darkened, her face was pale, and she looked up at the sky. .

At this time, an Uchiha lost his dream.

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At one o'clock in the afternoon, the housekeeper and servants came to the door.

Our housekeeper, Mrs. Xiaolin, followed Yu Meidu's notice and prepared another apartment at noon. In the afternoon, she brought the servants to clean, organize and deliver items for moving. Yu Meidu gave them all the takeaway milk tea ordered for delivery every day and the taboo foods in the refrigerator.

The servants were cleaning the sawdust, stone, walls and tiles. Yu Meidu looked at the light coming from the hole in the ceiling, half-opening her eyes and entering the cat sage mode. After looking at the blue sky and white clouds for a long time, I sat up in shock in my dying illness, and then I remembered to tell Wu. Mimidu took out his mobile phone and quickly dialed the number. The call on the other end almost took a second to ring. Mimidu briefly informed Satoru that he didn't have to come back tonight and would go directly to another apartment tomorrow. Without waiting for Satoru's answer, he called. Hang up the phone.

Yu Meidu put down her mobile phone, leaned against the sofa and slowly slid down, paralyzed, and continued to look at the holed ceiling, entering sage mode in a daze.

Satoru noticed that Mimi was in a very wrong mood, and began to speed up and solve the task at hand simply and crudely. After thinking about the schedule, he turned around and contacted Mrs. Xiaolin.

"What's wrong with Yu Mei? Has anyone in my family jumped in front of her again?"

Mrs. Xiaolin covered the phone and replied softly in the entrance hall with an obvious smile, "There is nothing unpleasant. Madam's mood is very stable now. She was just very excited in the morning. The apartment on xx Street was damaged as a result and can no longer be lived in. So we were notified to come and clean and move. Madam is still a little worried now, but I can see that she is very happy."

Satoru was confused when he heard this, and kicked the cursed spirit's brain.

Mrs. Xiaolin added, "Madam has begun to avoid food. She just gave us all the milk tea. Although it is rude to reply to you like this, it is better that such good news should be told to you by madam herself."

Even through the phone, Satoru could hear Mrs. Xiaolin's relief.

Yu Mei was immersed in the cat sage mode, staring at the vaginal test stick in a daze. The B-ultrasound film was still packed in a brown paper bag and placed on the coffee table.

Only five weeks...

She had her first time with Satoru on December [-]th, and he was like a sharpshooter. She didn't know whether it was a good pregnancy or good luck, but she won the bid in one go.

Only five weeks...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh going crazy! Yu Meidu scratched her hair frantically.

There was nothing she could do about the college entrance examination. If something went wrong due to fatigue, the child would suffer even before he was born. She didn't want to become an irresponsible and heartless mother! You have to be as gentle and responsible as Nana (Izumi)!

The school also needs to reconsider. It is not feasible to go to school and take care of children at the same time. You can only choose a school with many holidays and no restrictions on student accommodation. You also have to communicate in advance to ask for leave. It is so embarrassing to postpone enrollment because of pregnancy and childbirth!

If I see Satoru now, I will definitely not be able to help but blame him. I don’t want to lose my temper with him any more. That would make me look so unreasonable.

There are also articles such as "Young mother", "Female college students become pregnant at an early age", "College students still insist on attending classes during pregnancy", "Shocked, the doctor provides prenatal education for female college students", "Female college students take care of their babies"

"Read"... Yu Meidu's head was filled with these messy junk messages that she had seen before.

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Wu listened to Mrs. Xiaolin talking about taboos and good news. For a moment, he felt blessed. He stopped doing tasks and stopped fighting the curse spirit. He teleported home directly and looked at the apartment that was transcended by physics and the monster that suddenly appeared through the wall and roof. The green trees turned a blind eye, and Satoru stared at Yu Meidu's abdomen through the blindfold.

Mimi was awakened by Shiro Maomao's hot gaze, and sat up with her hands on the sofa. Wu followed Yu Meidu's action and raised his eyes. As soon as he raised his eyes, he saw the test stick on the coffee table in front of Yu Meidu.

Mimidu held up the test stick expressionlessly, with the two sticks facing Satoru.

"I am pregnant."

Satoru was still holding the phone in his hand and was stunned on the spot. Hearing this, he repeated dully, "Am I pregnant?"

It was rare for Mr. Gojo to look like he was out of his wits.

Mrs. Xiaolin and all the maids couldn't help covering their mouths and snickering.

When Yu Meidu heard the laughter, she tilted her head slightly. As soon as her eyes came into contact with the maid uniform, she felt angry. When she saw Satoru's demented state, she became even more angry. She jumped up and jumped over, knocking Satoru down. He grabbed Wu's collar and shook it back and forth, "So I told you not to come back tonight, why did you come right here? As soon as I see you now, as soon as I see you, as soon as I see you..." Yu Meidu's mouth dropped and she cried.

Only then did Wu realize. He raised his hand to wipe away Yu Meidu's tears. Yu Meidu fell into Wu's arms and sobbed, "So why do you have a crow-mouthed person like Shi'er, and you actually won the prize in one go... I We haven’t taken the college entrance examination yet... (Hiccup)... Later on, I was too embarrassed to postpone school admission because of my pregnancy and childbirth. How will I take care of my children when I go to school... Ugh... In short, it’s all your fault!”

Wu subconsciously touched his head and comforted Yu Meidu: "Why don't you come directly to the Conjuring College?" Yu Meidu buried herself in Wu's arms and said in a low voice that I wanted to go to college and didn't want to go to a technical college. I didn't have the power of magic. He is not in the same power system as the magician.

Satoru smiled brightly after hearing this cute answer. Yu Meidu suddenly held his breath and remained motionless.

"Yumidu...?" Wu smelled the smell of blood.

Mimi put her hand into her skirt stiffly, and when she took it out, her hand was covered in sticky, sweet blood. Satoru opened his eyes wide and immediately picked up Mimidu and teleported to the hospital.

After carrying Yu Meidu to the emergency room, carrying him to the hospital bed and taking him to the emergency room, Satoru saw the large area of ​​bright red on his snow-white shirt.

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The secondary examination of the Neon College Entrance Examination is usually held in February or March. Since it is an on-campus examination of each university, the examination time will also be different. This kind of exam is similar to the independent enrollment of flower growers. It is independently set by the university. It generally takes the form of essays and interviews. It is relatively difficult and is mainly used to measure the professional ability and thinking ability of the candidates. There are many private universities in Neon. The entrance exams for most private universities are very free. You can even skip the central exam and just focus on the entrance exams set by the school.

In addition to the two common selection entrance examinations, the central test and the secondary test, Neon also has two special systems: recommended admission and AO admission.

Recommended admission is generally a form of admissions adopted by private universities, and some public universities also adopt this form. High schools recommend outstanding candidates to directly enter the university. The main reference for admission is the student's academic, sports, and artistic achievements in school, university-specific professional achievements and survey documents (while the student is in school, the teacher's academic performance, school performance, etc. record document), somewhat similar to a flower gardener's delivery. AO admission means self-recommendation. Registration is in September and October every year, and the admission list is announced in November and December. This exam has lower requirements for students' subject test scores and more emphasis on overall personal qualities. Selection is mostly conducted in the form of interviews and short essays. It is necessary to provide surveys, activity reports, study plans, reasons for volunteering and other materials for the school's reference and selection.

Yu Meidu was bedridden due to heavy early pregnancy bleeding and missed the central examination. Because she did not register in advance for AO admission, she had to wait until next year. When preparing for the second exam, there was a case of heavy bleeding in early pregnancy. Yu Meidu "can't stay up late, can't be tired, and must meditate and cultivate", which was also passed directly.

So I was recommended to enroll...but my grades were just average. Using supernatural powers to treat magicians is not something that can be recorded on a normal school resume. Do I have to draw pictures of little phoenixes on the web and twitter? Do you want to write down your experience of a part-time job that was very popular and profitable? This is too shameful, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...

The two thin willow-leaf eyebrows were slightly frowned, and Yu Meidu had a lovely expression of anger, helplessness, and innocence.

Yu Meidu held the bone china plate and put the sour plums into her mouth one after another. Her cheeks were bulging and she chewed the pulp slowly. Plums are very, very, very sour. Wu tasted them once and was so sour that his eyebrows flew up and his handsome facial features wrinkled.

She doesn’t want to have only a high school degree, let alone a college degree and stay at home as a full-time housewife, but Yu Meidu will never ignore the life in her belly just because she wants to go to college, let alone just put down her children and run away after giving birth. study.

Yes, a pair of children, they have been found to be twins. Fraternal twins, it is very likely that one is like the mother and the other is like the father. Both the Gojo family and the Zenyuan family are looking forward to this. On the day she found out she was pregnant with twins, Mimi received an eleven-digit gift.

To be honest, Yu Meidu's current savings are enough for her to be a rice bug for several lifetimes. Taking a step back, there is no problem even if you don't go to college or have a job and work at home. Satoru who inherited the Gojo family will only be richer than Mimi. Their family doesn't have to worry about worldly yellow and white things at all.

Satoru proposed to go directly to the Conjuring College, but Yumei didn't want to go. She just wanted to go to college. After all, after studying for so many years and preparing for the college entrance examination so hard, she was unwilling to go to college, and it would definitely become a resentment. "I definitely don't want to give birth to a curse spirit because of my resentment about not being able to get into college! There's no shame in asking for maternity leave before school starts!"

In the end, I chose to enroll in the art department of a not-so-famous language university. Yu Meidu's painting skills were good, and she was good at both sketching, color painting and ink painting. Partly by spending money, Satoru directly donated four dormitories with private bathrooms to the school in the name of Gojo and Chanyuan, and booked the best-equipped double dormitory for his wife in advance (since this university does not have There are no plans to build a single apartment), and I have also applied for family members to accompany me to study and to study as day students in the future.

Everyone is happy. The principal also did not expect to receive a dormitory building donated by the Gojo family and the Zenin family, which was in the style of a high-end apartment. While sighing, "It is indeed a big family, and its actions are extraordinary." He happily passed the various requirements of the "Gojo Imperial City" application.

Neon schools basically adopt a three-semester system, which results in three long holidays: nearly two months of spring vacation, nearly two months of summer vacation, and about half a month of winter vacation. Some schools also have an autumn break of about two weeks, and the language university chosen by Yu Meidu has an autumn break.

I chose this not-so-famous school because of the many holidays and the lack of funds to expand the school. Yu Meidu's recommendation and sponsorship can be regarded as solving the school's urgent needs, and the admission benefits can only be better.

Unlock several very important settings (drama) decisions (revelation):

▲Setting [-]. The article often mentions obito's "petite stature" and "teenage physique", which is based on his own design: Otsutsuki is a race whose age unit is "thousand", and even a hundred years old is still a "minor" Cubs", Chitose are teenagers and young adults, and adults are not considered adults until they are thousands of years old.

Mimito and Obito (卍卍 and 卍Mei) are the essence of "Otsutsuki Tobi". Neither of them is pure human beings. They are atavistic Otsutsuki, alien immortal species. One is a legal loli and the other is a legal one. Shota. For reference, Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are both hundreds of years old and still look like teenagers.

▲Setting two and five are to get married first and then get in the car. When Satoru entered adolescence and was restless, they had a private verbal agreement on matters between husband and wife. The couple discussed it openly and openly, without realizing anything was wrong.

After the five belts officially started the marriage mode, they made an agreement that Wujun would endure it until he was twenty years old, and he would not applaud love until his sister was ready.

▲Setting three, both 卍卍 and 卍Mei can use chakra to transform into various ages, and can maintain this transformation state for a long time, but it is not necessary.

First of all, living with the appearance of a transformation spell is no different from "cheating". Both Yu and Yumei like how energetic they were when they were teenagers. Secondly, their parents, relatives, friends and spouse also like how young and lively they are. of Yazi.

▲Setting [-]. In this article, Obito was raised by the founding team. Large families in the Warring States Period had many etiquette and rules. After being nurtured for a long time, they will naturally become "noble sons" and "noble daughters". Think about the liveliness of the children in the original work who haven't suffered from Madara, and the flower of the high mountain who has suffered from Madara's fourth boss battle!

After he became an adult, he had the calm look of the if line back to the village in many fan works, and even his hair was smooth.

▲Setting [-]: Chiju Senju is a "noble and elegant" "women's clothing boss" because she was raised as a noblewoman during her more than ten years as "Hasegawa Miyashi". He has seen many treasures and antique collections by famous artists, and has a high level of art appreciation. He likes to drink tea, eat snacks, play with cats, copy books and practice calligraphy. Although he is not good at reciting poems and composing poems, he can read Japanese poems and haiku very well.

▲Setting 16: When Satoru was 14 and Mimi was [-], they were copied by their future selves and got married abroad. At the same time, their future child also traveled through time and space and appeared in Gojo's house. He was a beautiful girl with white hair and blue eyes. child.

After Gou brought home, Gojo and Zenyuan discussed marriage matters, and the conversation between Mimidu and Shiji in the preface appeared. The Zen Yuan family argued with the Gojo family for a long time by citing "Mimidu's special healing ability", "Mimidu gave birth to children with white hair and blue eyes" and "six children after eight years of marriage".

▲In the setting of Seven, when Gojo and Zenyuan were discussing various marriage matters, Mimi was packed up and moved to Gojo's main family. Gojo lived in the same hospital together, and they lived together in separate rooms at first.

And Wu Dai has never slept separately (highlighted) since they lived in the same room (highlighted)

PS: And finally, please take a look at the speech...