[Comprehensive] Let’s see how Uanfan achieves the best ending

The sour and refreshing plot of this chapter is 6k+

The preface of Sushuang is very important, please be sure to read the demining:

▲Highlight warning! "Life (middle and lower)" refers to "anti-widowed marriage", and the descriptions of pregnancy and childbirth are adapted from real life

▲The outline of "Reduce Intellectual Dog Blood" is sour and refreshing, with straightforward descriptions. It is a semi-popular science and is suspected of being filled with water. In short, it will cause discomfort.

▲Reproductive knowledge, like sexual knowledge, is basic physiological knowledge and should not be biased. At least as a human being, we should know how we came to this world and how we will bring new life into this world in the future.

▲The jam software is a self-designed, sour and cool product with no principle or logic. Web and twitter correspond to well-known software at home and abroad, with magical modifications, and the corresponding functions also have magical modifications.

▲"Obito" and "Obito" are the female and male personalities of "Obito" respectively. The refined personality of "Otsutsuki Tobi" is the product of the "soul, flesh and blood" of the three parts of the country of gems, and can also be regarded as a past life. This life or one soul and two bodies.

▲The core minefield of "life" and its two major ideas: sexual shame crawling! Widowed marriage life crawls!

▲The second idea is subdivided into: the widowed crawl for giving birth, the crawl for pregnant women with many things to do, the easy crawl for normal childbirth, the demon crawl for postpartum depression, the selfish and extravagant crawl for postpartum recovery, the female celebrity crawl for pregnancy and childbirth with a good figure, marriage Post-frigidity crawls, breastfeeding night feedings crawl easily, widowed parenting crawls, housewives and stay-at-home wives crawl easily and freely... (The resentment accumulated by surfing the Internet, of course, there are not so many pornographic things in the article, just using ideals to give A kick of resentment)

▲Poetry "If You Love Me" Author: Virginia Satir

▲Severe OOC. The narration and emotions serve the plot and conception of the dog-blooded story, and do not mean that the author is "promoting ****". Two-dimensional should not be raised to the third dimension. This is a sour and refreshing article that reduces the intelligence of the dog-blooded person. Don't use your brain. watch

▲Pay attention to clearing mines. Please forgive me if it is a large OOC. Please do not report us if you step on mines (crying to yourself)

Is the above OK? Then please eat~

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*fifth week*

Yu Meidu stretched out comfortably, clenched her fists and gently rolled her back, straightening her back.

After pregnancy, the changes in the expectant mother's belly are gradual. The baby grows from a small egg to a large one, until the uterus becomes enlarged and finally fills the entire abdominal cavity. Therefore, within three months of pregnancy, although the uterus gradually becomes larger, it is not visible from the outside. It is only after five months that the changes in the pregnant belly can be clearly seen from the outside.

Normally, when a pregnant woman is three or four months pregnant, her waist is not particularly exaggerated. She looks like a normal pregnancy fat person with a fleshy belly, and the fetus is not too heavy. And if the expectant mother is already slim, she will not be able to tell that she is pregnant. In body. But Yu Meidu was pregnant with twins, so the same four months was comparable to six months for others, and you could tell at a glance that there were babies in your belly.

Yu Meidu's pregnancy experience was not all smooth sailing.

Lots of twists and turns.

During the process of embryo implantation, some people will bleed, but the color of the blood is mostly light pink, just like when the aunt comes to visit every month. If it is dark red or the flow is If there are too many, it may be a threatened miscarriage, and you need to seek medical treatment in time.

Yumei is unfortunately the latter. The bleeding in the first trimester came so suddenly that even Wu was frightened. Fortunately, they received medical treatment in time, and the twins took care of their parents and settled down well with their mother.

Because both parents are not ordinary people, the growth of the twins is also unique. The time of conception and growth conditions do not follow ordinary rules.

The probability of premature birth in Yumei City is as high as 70.00%.

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*Week [-]*

Resting in bed is so boring...

It's going to get moldy on the floor!

I really want to fight with Madara, tsk...

Yu Mei thought about it for a long time, and finally remembered that she had a hobby and a part-time job to make extra money.

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Yu Meidu opened the software with the big eyes on the white background and the little bird on the blue background. As expected, it got off to a good start. A total of 999+ unread messages were received in the group chat and private chat. Several of them were from the co-author of the tied article, and one-third of them were from Party A’s father often requests manuscripts, and the rest comes from fans who often leave messages, likes and rewards. They all asked, "How are you doing recently?", "Do you get along well with your significant other?", "Are you in a good state of mind? Ignore the trolls", "How do you plan to study, will it not affect the college entrance examination?"... Yu Meidu I had a headache, so I quickly browsed the messages in the pinned chat box, enduring my obsessive-compulsive disorder and not clearing out the remaining unread messages.

Click on the personal homepage. The nickname is "TOBI". The avatar is a half-opened iris. The blog at the top is from more than two months ago. At that time, Yu Meidu wrote a short line of text very straightforwardly——

"Postpone notice: I'm getting married, so there will be no update this year."

The time is December, [-].

The accompanying picture is an impromptu line sketch by Yu Meidu: a big fluffy snow-white cat, weighing about forty pounds by visual inspection, like a giant Maine Coon cat, raising its head and facing the camera. There is a half-opened iris on the top of Maomao's head. Weirdly, he is wearing a pair of round sunglasses. He looks up at the flowers above his head with a cute and indulgent expression. The big fluffy tail was wrapped around the paw pads, and he was wearing a small patterned yukata with a dragonfly pattern on it. It's like a living person transforms into a cat and then emerges from the bathrobe.

Only the blue eyes of the white cat and the iris flowers are colored in the drawing. The cat's eyes are like the infinitely extending blue sky, the iris petals gradually change from deep purple to light white, and the stamens are bright yellow.

The avatar of "TOBI" is an iris, and the blue-eyed white cat corresponds to Mr. Right.

The comments below are simply outrageous.

Yumeidu’s accounts are all authenticated. Although the name and ID are protected by the platform and no one can see them, the age authentication is there, and the date of birth and nationality are not covered up. In Neon country, men can get married when they are [-] years old and women can get married when they are [-] years old. Although it is not uncommon for Yu Meidu to get married, it is not common either.

The comment section exploded, ranging from people who suspected that "Mrs. TOBI" was joking about delaying the update, to speculation, to a group of demons dancing around. There were some blessings, some being greedy, some being weird, some being trolls and embarrassing... There were even some that made people laugh. Watched hardcore speeches with hard fists.

From December [-] to early February [-], there have been comments every day. Among the hottest comments, one laments that Mrs. TOBI, the winner in life, got married young and wished her a happy marriage and a happy marriage. The other is about high school students. Marriage is a battle between pursuing love or being reckless and impulsive. There is another one that is even more interesting. It actually involves the theory that "it is useless for women to study. If you become famous after studying, it will easily create a bad trend. Girls don't need to go to college or have a career. They just need to marry a rich man and be a full-time wife." "Life is smooth and worry-free." Of course, many netizens fought back against this mentally retarded person, with sharp and heartfelt remarks. The other party was obviously a typical troll who "submissively wears human skin in reality, but attacks with majesty on the Internet." He has been sold out. No.

Yu Mei felt baffled and dumbfounded.

After thinking about it, Yu Meidu put in the comic update that had been postponed for nearly two months, with the words "I'm back... My life is as good as ever [laughing and crying.jpg]. It's impossible to give up school after getting married. I won’t be a full-time housewife [Dali ○ hand emoticon.jpg], my academic plan is stable, don’t worry, don’t worry. Follow-up comics will be updated from time to time, thank you for your attention and concern! [Bi Xin.jpg]”

release.

The moment the release was successful, all netizens who were surfing the web and twitter received update notifications and swarmed into Yumeidu's personal homepage named "TOBI", flooding it with likes, comments and rewards. Either crying "Mommy update Modo Modo", or congratulating on the return and sending blessings.

The phone notifications sounded one after another, and my ears almost exploded. Yu Meidu immediately silenced her cell phone and sent a group message. "I'm sorry for worrying you all. There are too many messages and I can't reply to them one by one at the moment. I'm sorry for sending a group reply. I'm in a good state recently and I get along very well with him. I discovered something unusual during the holidays and I'm preparing to enter school recently, so I keep forgetting to log in. Everything is fine, don’t worry.”

"Ah... socializing online is so troublesome. It's almost as tiring as pregnancy..." Yu Mei stretched out and opened the curtains of the floor-to-ceiling windows. The bright light refracted into the living room. It was bright and warm, making people feel bright. stand up.

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*No.13 weeks*

Mrs. Xiaolin knocked on the door three times and walked into the room. She took a recipe and notes and asked Yu Meidu if there was anything she wanted to eat. Yu Meidu frowned and thought, and gave a few names of dishes. Mrs. Xiaolin sighed, and the housekeeper said she was very helpless: "No, madam, sugar intake must be strictly controlled. Even if you say you order it for the head of the house, you can only watch and not eat it."

Yu Meidu pursed her lips, "I want to drink..."

Mrs. Xiaolin raised her hand and made an X, quickly interrupting the greedy mistress: "Cold drinks are prohibited! Absolutely not."

It's really a headache. I can't refuse this cute child at all, but for the safety of the young masters, I still have to reject the madam ruthlessly.

The housekeeper, who is over [-] years old, has experienced many ups and downs, and the cute creature firmly expressed that she "likes it, but will never give in."

Yumeidu: (▼Pan▼)

Yu Meidu: Then why are you asking me? I'll eat whatever you cook!

There are rumors that eating raw or cold food during pregnancy will affect the trachea of ​​the baby after birth. This is a false statement. The quality of the baby's trachea has nothing to do with the mother's diet during pregnancy, and raw and cold food will not directly cause the temperature of the uterus to drop, or even directly affect the condition of the fetus.

However, it is worth noting that since most of the raw and cold foods are raw (such as shaved ice, sashimi) and have not been heated to high temperatures, expectant mothers are prone to diarrhea, gastrointestinal discomfort and other symptoms due to infection with bacteria in the food. In severe cases, they may indeed It indirectly affects the uterus and leads to miscarriage, so you must pay special attention to the intake and safety quality of raw and cold food.

Yu Meidu lost her dream, like a dehydrated fish or a spoiled cat. She fell on the sofa and twitched intermittently. Her half-dead love look was really endearing. Many maids peeked over while working, some He even made gasping sounds of "Si", "Ha", "Si" and "Ha" from his mouth.

Mrs. Xiaolin couldn't help laughing, "Madam, you can have some ice cream milkshake after dinner..."

"Really?" Yu Meidu was erect like a carp, and instantly came to life. If it hadn't been for sealing off the chakra and immortal body, she would have exploded ten tails because she was so happy, ears, tails and so on... Mrs. Xiaolin slipped away without leaving a trace. Meidu’s eyes on top of her head and behind her, hey, what a pity∧＿∧.

"It's just a milkshake made from melted ice cream."

Mrs. Kobayashi added mercilessly.

No matter what you call a milkshake with melted ice cream that is neither cold nor refreshing!

Unsurprisingly, Mimi collapsed on the sofa and convulsed again. A maid came over with a device to apply local hot compress to Yu Meidu. She had just walked two or three times in the community in the morning. In addition, she had edema during pregnancy, so she had to take good care of her body.

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Web and twitter are software that were only started to be used in Yumeidu High School. Like the popular neon line, they can be used in various ways.

Children from Zenyuan families, or children from a family of conjurers, rarely have a complete schooling experience. Enlightenment and elementary school are provided by family schools, junior high schools basically require tutors, and high schools are basically connected to conjuration colleges.

This resulted in Yu Meidu rarely communicating with people outside the inner world, and also rarely socializing online. Even though she is famous on the web and Twitter, "Mrs. TOBI" is rarely active, but sincere thanks to fans for their sincere messages.

Even Yumei will not refuse the kindness of others. Uchiha's tiring attributes and restrained and affectionate attributes are fully displayed in her, but they are very appropriate.

The online tool Mimi used before high school was "Jam" developed by the Otsutsuki clan. It can only be used if you have chakra or chakra equipment.

By the way, "Zenyuan Gobito" gradually acquired the memory of "Otsutsuki Tobi" after the appearance of the Kamui Space, and of course the memory of "Uchiha Obito" was also included.

It’s an amazing feeling to witness your own refinement.

"Jam" has a similar pronunciation to "Jianmu" for flower growers. It is a gameplay developed by a few Otsutsuki who settled in flower growers using the Infinite Tsukuyomi and the sacred tree. Because it was built on the basis of a sacred tree, it was named after the sacred tree "Jianmu" recorded in the ancient books of flower growers. It can be called "Jianmu" or "Jam". There are web versions, mobile versions, Tsukuyomi holographic versions, and There is a forum and a shopping mall, which can be used by connecting to Tsukuyomi.com. It is even more convenient to have unlimited Tsukuyomi.com (WIFI).

Jam uses the chakra sacred tree in the universe as the host, uses the shell left by the evolution of the Ten-Tails in the ninja world (i.e. the outsider golem) as the generator, and uses the Ten-tails saplings and tailed beasts as power banks and data cables. Even across different time and space barriers, messages can be exchanged. It was originally reserved for the Otsutsuki clan, but later became popular among ninjas. And when chakra computers, chakra mobile phones, and chakra tablets become popular, Tsukuyomi Network and Infinite Tsukuyomi Network are built, ordinary people can use them. Of course, this is currently limited to places with "Chakra outlets".

The functions of Jam were initially "Transfer of Books from Thousands of Miles" and "Transfer of Paintings from Thousands of Miles", and later added "Thousands of Miles of Sound", and later added "Thousands of Miles of Video", which is very easy to use whether it is pictures, text, audio or video.

Yu Meidu wears a vest called "TOBI" and publishes many comics and articles in Jam. For example, "Drifting in the Big Barrel", "Forest Ninja Post", "Uanfan Ninpo Post", "Chronicles of Bamboo Horses in Nanga River", "You and I and Nanga River That Year", "The Cat Owner Is Here", " "Owning a xx Cat", among which the two comics "Uanfan Ninpo Tie" and "Owning a xx Cat" were well received.

Mimi has moved these two most popular comics to the web and Twitter. The likes and comments are very impressive, and they can even be said to be huge hits. Because these two comics not only have exquisite and refreshing styles of painting, but also have compact plots, flowing lines and relaxed tensions, they also contain private goods, and there are many that are erotic but not pornographic, or both erotic and erotic, fleshy, plotful, and well-written. Food is still the kind that is heart-wrenching with pictures and texts. Many people cried in the comment area and cried "Madam, I'm hungry, I need food." There were also many rich men and women who approached Yu Meidu to ask for manuscripts. Yu Meidu also accepted many manuscripts very readily, earning a lot of money. Got a lot of pocket money.

Such a happy time ended abruptly before the Gojo couple officially got married, until now.

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Embryonic development in early pregnancy is not particularly stable, and problems are easy to occur at this time. Therefore, pregnant women must take good care of themselves, eat more warm foods, and avoid negative stimulation in normal times. You should also ensure adequate rest and go to the hospital regularly for physical examinations.

Miscarriage is easy to occur in early pregnancy. After the pregnancy is confirmed, expectant mothers should pay attention to rest, do not overwork, eat properly, prevent constipation, and avoid daily life. Once symptoms of miscarriage such as lower abdominal distension, backache, lower abdominal pain, and bleeding appear, seek medical advice in time. Go to the hospital for treatment. Heavy bleeding or bleeding symptoms are very dangerous and may be a sign of threatened abortion, so expectant mothers must go to the hospital as soon as possible and take measures to actively protect the fetus. Doctors generally recommend that expectant mothers with bleeding in early pregnancy take medications or injections, ensure adequate rest, and avoid overexertion.

After taking the medicine at home for a week, you need to go to the hospital for a check-up. If the progesterone level is still relatively low, you need to continue taking the medicine.

In addition, you should also stay away from tobacco and alcoholic beverages and do relevant nursing work.

By the way, if pregnant women with pets at home are infected with toxoplasmosis, they may also infect their children. Although the impact on pregnant women is not particularly great, it can infect the fetus through the placenta, which may lead to premature birth, stillbirth, and hydrocephalus. The problem.

However, the chance of pregnant women and fetuses being infected with Toxoplasma gondii from pets is very small. After all, who in their right mind would let a pregnant woman come into contact with pet excrement?

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Top priority: Expectant mothers with bleeding symptoms must rest. If bleeding is frequent, they must go to the hospital for examination in time.

You must not have the mentality of "it's so troublesome" or "it's better not to cause trouble to your family." Pregnancy is not always troublesome, and being inferior to others at home is even more stupid.

This kind of thing must not be "just tolerated", and the things that can be said "to make a fuss will be hypocritical" are just standing up and talking without pain in the back. Of course, if the pain is not in one's body, of course one can fabricate it out of thin air and open one's mouth.

Giving birth to life is both holy and heavy.

Expectant mothers must be on guard against any abnormal situations and be considerate not only of their children, but also of themselves. When pregnant with a child, you can never be too careful.

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*Week [-]*

Expectant mothers also need to exercise appropriately during pregnancy.

Unless the physical condition is so bad that she can only stay in bed, she spends the entire pregnancy, delivery and postpartum recovery in bed. Pregnant women need to maintain moderate exercise throughout their pregnancy, but they should try to reduce their activity during the first three months of pregnancy. Because the fetus is relatively unstable before three months of pregnancy, you should not engage in too many activities at this time, let alone strenuous exercise, otherwise it will increase the risk of miscarriage.

Proper exercise can enhance physical fitness, strengthen the body, and reserve more energy for production. Expectant mothers can participate in sports according to their own physical conditions, such as walking, simple stretching exercises, yoga, riding a bicycle (the fitness equipment referred to here is fixed, because it does not have to bear the weight of the body, so it is easy to do), simple Slow dancing, swimming (it is best to choose a heated swimming pool to avoid catching a cold), etc., are all good for the body.

In addition, moderate exercise can also cultivate your body and mind. Most pregnant women will experience depression or irritability during pregnancy. This situation is very unfavorable for pregnant women. Therefore, appropriate exercise can help divert attention, cultivate the body, and is beneficial to physical health.

In order to have a good time with his wife before she became pregnant and couldn't have sex anymore, Satoru specially switched with other magicians, piled up the tasks for two weeks, worked overtime efficiently, and squeezed out most of the day to go shopping with Yu Meidu. Visited Kyoto.

Shopping, exploring stores, tasting sweets, and watching flowers.

I was picked up and dropped off by a private car. I held Satoru’s waist and sat on the back seat of the bicycle while enjoying the scenery and saving my energy. I used teleportation to repeatedly jump across the street to explore the shops. I was held in Satoru’s arms and walked around... "We must avoid jumping and concussion. "Exercises and avoidance of movements involving changes in direction", Yumei needs to walk on the ground for a total of no more than 10 minutes, and the walking is as slow as walking.

In order to replenish water to avoid overheating, Yu Meidu carried a very cute bunny doll backpack to pack water, handkerchiefs, wet wipes, cooling oil and a thermos cup.

The weather is pleasant, with plenty of sunshine and just the right temperature, neither too hot nor too cold. It was a great time to play for half a day, and Yu Mei was just a little sweaty. Feeling refreshed and energetic, not feeling tired at all, let alone abdominal pain or dizziness.

In the evening, Yu Meidu didn't feel anything wrong, and even had the appetite to eat half a bowl of rice. Fortunately, Mrs. Xiaolin allowed Yu Meidu to drink a few more sips of milk tea.

In the middle of the night, Satoru received a business trip assignment. After putting Yu Meidu to sleep, he quietly got out of bed and went to work.

The next day, Yumeidu fell red and she fell into a coma.

Wu returned to the high school to hand over work in the early morning, and teleported home before rushing to the next target, wanting to see his wife one more time. Yu Meidu was still sleeping soundly, and the dim light shone through the curtains on her smooth little face. Satoru leaned over and kissed Mimidu's forehead and realized that her body temperature was wrong. She was cooler than usual. Satoru took off the bandage that covered her eyes and saw that Mimidu's face was pale. She opened the quilt and saw that her white nightgown and bed sheets were all covered with blood. Soaked with blood.

Chakra gathered in the abdomen, completely blocking the perception of the spell.

Yu Meidu stayed in the hospital for a month.

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