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When the movie starts, the first scene is a close-up of Xiao Yan's expression.

"Besides being unable to urinate and always wanting to pee, what other symptoms do you have?"

Then there is a scene of a faucet dripping, and then seamlessly connected to a shot of the doctor turning his head and turning it off.

"Sichuan dialect?" The audience was stunned for a moment when they heard the voice of the character in the movie.

No one expected that this movie directed by Gu Linger would be presented in dialect.

"Is it a clip in dialect, or is it the whole movie?" The audience didn't know and speculated one after another.

Different from other people's focus, as a professional film critic, Ma Liang focuses on the director's shooting techniques.

Just after seeing a picture, Ma Liang's eyes lit up.

"This Gu Ling'er is okay. It's my first time as a director, and my skills in lens language are so profound."

"There is also the use of a dripping faucet as a metaphor for the character's incessant peeing, which is very spiritual."

"It seems like this movie should still be enjoyable."

Although Ma Liang thought so, he didn't record it in his notes because just one shot couldn't explain anything.

Whether the movie is good or not, you have to keep watching.

But unknowingly, Ma Liang's body sat up straighter.

The movie continues.

The doctor came over and said, "I'll check you out. Don't be afraid."

"Yeah~" Bao Shihong, played by Xiao Yan, suddenly showed an extremely painful expression.

In the audience, Ma Liang saw this scene, with a hint of admiration in his eyes, and nodded: "The actor's acting skills are also good!"

"But this Xiao Yan is a first-line actor after all, so it's normal for him to behave like this. The main thing is to look at the movers."

Thinking of this, Ma Liang's expression became more serious.

In front of him, the movie screen suddenly went dark, and then switched to a scene overlooking the city from a height.

"God is so unfair to me..."

As a male voice appeared, the camera moved slowly, and finally focused on Xie Xiaomeng's face on the high-altitude cableway.

"This city setting, as well as actor decorations, was it set more than ten years ago?"

Outside the movie, Ma Liang was deep in thought.

In the movie, Xie Xiaomeng is still bragging about his skills in order to pick up girls.

"Who calls me a photographer? Oh, by the way, my name is Xie Xiaomeng... The city is the mother body, and we live in her womb."

Xie Xiaomeng was chatting, but the person he was chatting with didn't say a word and just smiled. The aunts around him suddenly showed disdain and disdain: "Rogue!"

Qin Bingbing looked at Gao Yu with a blushing face: "Did you write this line?"

"Yes, what a poetic line." Gao Yu nodded and said with a proud expression.

"Wow, that's amazing."

Qin Bingbing praised it, but in her heart she had lost interest in the movie.

His eyes turned to the pile of snacks next to him, trying to find the two packs of popping candies inside.

The movie continues to play.

Xie Xiaomeng stretched out the hand holding the can of Coke outside the cable car.

"There is something about you that touches me deeply. Do you know what it is? Motherhood, the great breath of motherhood."

Perhaps, his performance was too greasy, and the woman who had been laughing finally made a move.

While laughing, she stepped hard on Xie Xiaomeng's feet with the heels of her high heels.

"Ah~"

With a cry of pain, the Coke can in Xie Xiaomeng's hand suddenly fell from high altitude.

At this time, the characters "Crazy Stone" also appeared on the screen.

Then there is another transition.

The four-eyed boy, played by Tianyu singer Zhang Fan, got out of a BMW, held the contract in his hand, and walked up to Factory Director Xie with a stern look on his face.

At this time, the contradiction of the movie finally appeared.

From the conversation between the two, the audience can know that the factory manager named Lao Xie has not paid wages to the workers for eight months, and Siyan is from the real estate developer Feng Dong, who has taken a fancy to the factory land.

When Ma Liang saw this, he nodded secretly, thinking that this contradiction should be the main plot, but what is the purpose of the first two clips, and what is the function of the close-up can?

Just when he was still guessing, the movie changed again.

This time, the characters played by those moving workers appeared, but the interesting thing is that they also played moving workers in the movie.

"Are you acting in your true colors?"

"The performance is very natural like this. No wonder Gu Ling'er would ask them to make a movie. It can be considered a unique way of making tricks."

Ma Liang thought to himself, and he didn't react until the traffic police appeared and Hei Pi took out the wrench.

"It seems like he's not just a mover. Damn it, he's actually a thief!"

Ma Liang secretly admired the screenwriter's imagination, but when he thought about it carefully, it was natural.

Using moving to cover up theft has been around for a long time, and it's normal for movies to be made this way.

But then there was another transition, and Ma Liang couldn't understand it at all.

The four-eyed boy spray-painted the word "HAP" on the wall, and then the BMW behind him was hit.

Before Ma Liang could realize what was going on, the camera came to a van again, with Bao Shihong driving and a man in the co-pilot checking the lottery tickets.

Seeing each inexplicable clip, Ma Liang frowned immediately.

"Gu Ling'er is indeed a director who knows nothing. The first few clips have no connection, such a abrupt transition, and a disorganized narrative style. What exactly is he trying to express? Why can't I understand it? ?”

"Isn't this movie too bad? I just don't know what it means!"

Ma Liang was so confused that he was about to lose his patience.

He lowered his head and quickly wrote in his notes: "The transition is abrupt, the narrative is messy, and the logic is unclear."

As a professional film critic, Ma Liang behaves like this, not to mention other ordinary viewers.

"What the hell are you taking pictures of?"

"It made my head spin. It was such a bad movie."

"Isn't this looking for trouble? You slipped away."

With a series of complaints and curses.

Some impatient audience members had already stood up and walked out of the screening room.

The remaining people were also eager to make a move. After watching it for only two minutes, they already labeled the movie a bad movie.

The same goes for Li Lei and Han Meimei.

It's easy to say that Li Lei has never been focused on movies.

He was having a fierce ideological struggle over whether to reach out and hug Han Meimei, so he didn't pay any attention to what the movie looked like.

Han Meimei was different. She still watched carefully at first.

But after two minutes, she lost interest, and then noticed Li Lei's little moves.

Smiling slightly, the two hugged each other.

And just when the audience was about to give up on the movie, the turning point came.

In the movie, Bao Shihong was driving intently when his windshield was suddenly smashed by a can dropped from a height.

When the two got off the car, they spotted the cable car floating high in the sky. As they were cursing wildly, the car, which had forgotten to turn on the handbrake, suddenly slipped down the ramp.

The way the two reacted and hurriedly chased the car, coupled with the rapid background music, was full of laughter.

The audience in the theater cheered up a little.

Han Meimei knocked off Li Lei's hand that kept making small moves and looked at the big screen attentively.

Qin Bingbing was also attracted and gave up the idea of ​​looking for popping candies.

With a loud "bang".

In the movie, a van and a BMW collided.

Then the four-eyed boy came over.

One sentence, "It's high-tech, it's driverless. If you don't see it, don't touch me." The whole audience burst into laughter.

Ma Liang couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

"The plot is not bad, the laughs are okay, so it's not all bad."

Just as I was thinking about it, the traffic policeman riding a motorcycle from the movie came.

Seeing this scene, a bolt of lightning suddenly flashed through Ma Liang's mind.

"Damn it, that's what it is!"

Right, the whole line is right!

With the collision of the two cars, several previously seemingly unrelated plots were all connected.

Ma Liang figured everything out, and his eyes suddenly widened in disbelief.

In this world, the appearance of Crazy Stone in Daxia movies, which have always been straightforward, is undoubtedly of epoch-making significance.

He was shocked.

So it turns out that movies can still be made like this? !

Never seen it!

"It's too exaggerated. What kind of narrative technique is this?"