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Chapter 208 Laughter in the Cinema
The plot of the movie is clear.
After the audience understood, the theater suddenly became silent.
Everyone was watching it attentively, feeling that this movie was different from all the movies they had seen before.
Next, the focus of the movie began to focus on the character Bao Shihong, and the rhythm began to become tight.
Not long after, the real protagonist of this movie, Laokeng Jade, appeared.
For the benefit of the factory, Xie Changzi came up with a way to open an jade exhibition. He wanted to invite Bao Shihong, who had attended the police academy, to be responsible for jade security.
Then, Xie Xiaomeng returned, and only then did the audience realize that he was the son of the factory director.
Especially the scene where he was teaching his friend how to defraud his father of money in the toilet, and his father happened to hear it outside, and then he opened the door and the father and son looked at each other affectionately.
This was one of the few fight scenes in the movie, and it made the entire audience burst into laughter.
"Haha, this guy is so interesting."
"Oh my god, I'm laughing so hard. There's such a cheating son on the stall, no wonder the factory is about to close down."
Immediately afterwards, the plot of the movie fully unfolded.
The four-eyed boy who wanted to bring down the factory hired Mike, a professional thief from Hong Kong, to steal the jade protected by Bao Shihong.
The King of Heaven, Liu Huaqiang, appears.
"Ah ah ah, Hua Zai is finally here."
"So handsome!" Some viewers immediately exclaimed.
Very handsome indeed!
Click, click, click!
The camera shutter sounded, as if taking a picture, and the lens froze frame by frame.
The gorgeous costumes and sunglasses, combined with his cool and handsome face, and his unique and unrestrained temperament make the audience feel like they are dreaming back to the peak era of Hong Kong.
High-end, grand and classy.
He is truly an international thief.
Xiaowei came up after being scratched.
But it's a pity that he is only handsome for three seconds.
While waiting for a taxi, Mike's suitcase was stolen.
Especially Liu Huaqiang’s astonished expression, coupled with the classic words, “I’ll beat your lungs out!”
It directly made the entire audience in the hall burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, no, I'm laughing so hard."
"A mighty international thief was actually stolen by three petty thieves."
"It's so funny, haha, when has my heavenly king ever been wronged like this?"
"It's not easy to let Liu Huaqiang play this role."
Next to Gao Yu, Qin Bingbing beat his arm with joy, almost laughing to the point of tears.
"I can't do it anymore, you are too strong."
Gao Yu looked at her helplessly: "No, it's just a movie, isn't it?"
His heart was full of pity for Qin Bingbing.
Look at how this poor kid has been harmed by the boring Daxia comedies. He could laugh like this after watching a movie from his previous life.
Gao Yu complained about Qin Bingbing in his heart, but completely forgot how he giggled when he first watched this movie.
"How did you come up with such a funny plot? Haha, I can't, I'm going crazy, ah ah ah."
Qin Bingbing said while shaking Gao Yu's arm crazily.
Gao Yu had no choice but to hold her in his arms. Although Qin Bingbing couldn't break away, she was still trembling in his arms.
Gao Yu couldn't help but feel at peace when he smelled the refreshing fragrance coming from Qin Bingbing.
Now looking at the reactions of these audiences, we know that the box office of this movie should be stable.
The other side of the screening room.
Ma Liang was also laughing.
It’s no wonder that he, a professional film critic, can’t hold back, it’s Liu Huaqiang’s performance that’s just too funny.
A high-end appearance, handsome, turned around in just three seconds. No one can resist the strong contrast.
"This movie is so interesting."
Ma Liang kept laughing and even forgot to take notes.
Unknowingly, he had abandoned his identity as a film critic and became an ordinary viewer, focusing solely on enjoying the fun that the movie itself brought him.
The movie is still playing, and the plot is getting tighter.
The three thieves got the information about Jade from Mike's suitcase, and then they changed their careers and came up with the idea of Jade.
They, the international thief Mike, and Bao Shihong of the Jade Security Department, staged a series of hilarious infighting.
After the thieves outside failed to succeed after several attempts, the turning point came. He was the fourth party, the domestic thief Xie Xiaomeng.
As the saying goes, it is difficult to guard against domestic thieves if you guard against them day and night.
Xie Xiaomeng took advantage of his career and, under Bao Shihong's nose, successfully exchanged the fake jadeite bought from outside for the real jadeite in the exhibition hall.
Then he gave the jade backhand to the girl he struck up a conversation with on the cable car.
And that girl is the girlfriend of Brother Dao, the boss of the three thieves.
As a result, an even more hilarious drama of catching an adulterer was staged.
"Ah, give me a cup of regret medicine..."
Liu Huaqiang's singing sounded, and Brother Dao stood at the door of the bedroom with a dull look on his face.
On the bed in the bedroom, a man and a woman were sleeping quietly.
After looking at it for a while, he silently turned around and left. When he came back, he already had a kitchen knife in his hand.
"Hey, Brother Dao."
"Murder is illegal, this matter."
The two younger brothers quickly stopped him.
What follows is a torture scene.
"Did you fucking do it or not?"
"Didn't do it."
Heipi directly pushed Xie Xiaomeng's head into the toilet.
"We all slept on the same bed, and you said you didn't do it, so you thought I was second to none!"
"Done, done."
Another hard press.
"You really fucking did it."
The audience was laughing their heads off.
With the help of the original system, Zhang Hua, who plays Brother Dao, really got into the role and performed very well. His twitching little expression made the audience in the cinema laugh one after another.
Not only Zhang Hua, but Ma Xiaojun, who plays Xiaojun, also performed brilliantly.
In the bathroom, Brother Dao and Heipi were tortured to extract confessions. In the bedroom, Xiaojun was doing the work of his sister-in-law.
"What do you like about him? Is he better than big brother? Is he better than me?"
Seeing this, the audience's eyes suddenly widened, "What the hell? There's something going on."
Then the sister-in-law’s speech confirmed the audience’s suspicion.
"Oh, he and I are sorry, big brother. How about you and I, can we be worthy of big brother?"
"We are all a family, and the wealth has not gone to outsiders."
Xiaojun said, discovering the jade given by Xie Xiaomeng.
Then, there was another round of interrogation and torture.
Brother Dao gritted his teeth: "What I hate most in my life is deceiving women. You just use such a fake thing to fool my wife?"
"Really, take it."
Brother Dao was furious: "You insulted my personality, and you also insulted my IQ."
"Fake, fake."
"The fake thing is that you cheated on my woman."
No matter what Xie Xiaomeng said, he kept getting beaten.
He was in a dilemma, and it wasn't until he fainted that the torturous interrogation ended temporarily.
"It's all details! It's all foreshadowing! It's all a reversal!"
There is not a single redundant scene in this movie so far. Those seemingly inexplicable scenes in the early stage now seem to be the foreshadowing of every laugh.
Ma Liang was so happy that he burst into laughter.
The film review of Lao Shizi has long been forgotten.
He has been holding his urine for a long time now, and he doesn't dare to urinate, for fear of missing something exciting.
Even when he was sitting in the corner, he could hear the laughter of the audience in the theater next door.
...
While the movie was still playing, Qin Bingbing turned and looked at Gao Yu.
"Do you boys really have such a big reaction when you find out that your partner is cheating?"
Gao Yu thought for a while and replied affirmatively: "If there is no such special hobby, I think most people will have this reaction."
"Oh." Qin Bingbing nodded, "You boys are really too violent."
"Don't just talk about boys, what about you? What would you do if I cheated on you?"
Gao Yu finished speaking anxiously and looked at Qin Bingbing intently.
Taking this good opportunity, he wanted to spy on the military situation first.
"How dare you!" Qin Bingbing's eyes suddenly widened.
"If, I mean if, it's just an analogy." Gao Yu was startled and quickly explained.
"Humph, I wouldn't even dare to measure you."
After Qin Bingbing said this, she thought about it seriously and then said, "If you cheated on me, I wouldn't be so violent."
Gao Yu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, "Then what will you do?"
"I will secretly kill your little brother while you are asleep."
Gao Yu immediately tightened his crotch: "You are too cruel, you might as well be more violent."
Qin Bingbing glanced at Gao Yu: "Then another way is to put some rat poison in the food and we both die together, or seal the room and set it on fire?"
"Which way do you think is better?"
Gao Yu swallowed hard and felt a chill on his back.
"It doesn't matter either way, I will only love you for the rest of my life, and that situation will never happen."
"It's best this way." Qin Bingbing buried her head into Gao Yu's arms again, "We will never be separated in this life, we will die together."
"Uh-huh."
Gao Yu's heart sank as he listened to Qin Bingbing's terrifying love words.
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