How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

The child said nothing.

He took out a carrot knife and put it on the uncle's forehead: "Are you going to use this to test cadres?!"

"Two lollipops! Plus a spicy stick!"

Seeing that he couldn't be bribed, the uncle took out his family wealth.

He also took out his favorite spicy strips.

Take one out of it.

The child put away the carrot knife, and then grabbed the thing from the uncle's hand: "That's right! Give me another spicy stick."

He grabbed an extra spicy stick and stuffed it into his mouth.

Put the other one in your pocket.

Then he slowly said: "Tell me what's going on."

"Go scold that delivery boy, the more aggressive the better." The uncle pointed with his hand.

He saw Jiang Chen entering the elevator.

The child nodded immediately.

Follow him in a hurry.

Where the uncle couldn't see him, he waved his hand to greet a child.

When the child saw the child, he immediately grinned and said, "Brother, you came to play with me. Mommy has to be hospitalized this week, so we can play together again. I'm so happy!"

"Here's a spicy stick for you." The kid took it out from his pocket grandly: "There is an uncle who delivers food. Go and scare him! This is the task given to you by Brother Kid."

"Brother kid, leave it to me!"

The kid took the spicy strips, took a few puffs of them instead of biting them, then patted his chest and said.

Then he immediately turned around and headed for the elevator.

I'll look for an opportunity later and scare the uncle who delivers the food to death!

in the elevator.

Drip, drop, drop!

"Overweight…"

"Kids get out!"

A man shouted, looking fiercely at the children who had just squeezed in.

Even if it wasn't illegal, I feel like this man could kick the kid out.

Others looked at it with disgust.

Whisper carefully:

"Isn't it because this man came in that he was overweight?"

"That is, if you don't go out yourself, let the child go out. Before the child came in, this man must have been overweight because he squeezed in."

"I want to give him a kick to get him out."

"Forget it, don't cause trouble..."

"Wow!"

In the crowd, a kick flew out.

pat!

Bang!

"Screw you! Okay, I'm not overweight this time."

Jiang Chen in the elevator clapped his hands.

Just one kick.

The man is going out now.

——[You have to be the anchor! I've wanted to do this for a long time. ]

——[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo of of of this fun, anchor. ]

——[Take a step back, calm down, kick a foot to relieve your anger, feel good! ]

——[Society needs people like this so much. Damn it, anchor, I love you. ]

——[At this moment, he is not only the light in the eyes of children, but also the god of everyone! ]

——[Actually, you can pay attention behind the anchor...]

——[What the hell? Master Hu is a sweetheart and carries a baseball bat with him. ]

——[I would like to call these two combinations invincible in the world! ]

...

When the children saw this scene: =????(?o?o?)?What a powerful force.

Others secretly cheered.

Master Hu put away the baseball bat, and Huang Bin put the mahogany sword behind his back again.

The elevator door closes.

"Thank you, thank you uncle..."

The kid whispered.

Such a good delivery boy, I still want to scare him.

But I received the order from Brother Kid.

The military order is here! You cannot violate it at will!

But we also have to talk about favors.

The child broke the spicy strip into two halves and handed the clean half to Jiang Chen:

"Uncle, I will give you half of the spicy strips. You are a good person."

"Thank you, but you are not allowed to call me uncle anymore, or I will kick you out of here."

Jiang Chen took the spicy strips and said.

I accepted it with good intentions, but my uncle couldn't bear it.

"Fuck..." When the child thought of what happened to the man in front of him, he quickly changed his mind and said, "Okay, Dad!!"

Crowd: ? ? ?

"What an honest kid!" the counselor exclaimed.

Master Hu came over and said, "Brother Jiang, when did you do this? I'm showing mercy to you."

Huang Bin took out his compass: "Kid, let me figure out for you whether your father is him."

As he spoke, the compass turned.

He frowned: "Fuck, it's true!"

Snapped!

"We're here, get off the elevator!"

The counselor took away the compass with one hand and hit Huang Bin on the head with a hammer.

Jiang Chen didn't get out of the elevator at the back, but looked at the children, lowered his head and smiled:

"Kid, let me ask you, are you pretty?"

"Forehead……"

——[Die Cao thief, bah! ]

——[First make sure the other person’s mother is good-looking, and then think about whether the father can agree to it, right? ]

——[As long as the mother is good-looking enough, it doesn’t matter whether the child is kissed or not. ]

——[If Mama is good-looking, my last name will be fine with the child’s! ]

——[Is it funny, everyone? I can't laugh, then it's my son! ! ]

——[Your son is very good. He has seen a lot of merciful people outside. He is indeed the first one to recognize his father everywhere. ]

——[What’s this? Daddy is different every night. For just a few hundred yuan, she can call her daddy. ]

——[I know this, I go there often. ]

--[arrest! ]

...

"My mother has one head and two ears..." the child said happily.

Jiang Chen walked out of the elevator silently.

His mother doesn't look like anything special.

Quite like a person...

"dad!!"

At the elevator entrance, the children were reluctant to leave.

A loud shout startled everyone passing by.

"(;-_-)ノba, you should have a lot of dads." Jiang Chen said speechlessly.

But he still looked back.

What if it still really looks like me?

After all, I am so beautiful, there is no guarantee that if I fall asleep, I will be robbed or something. Hehehe (yy...)

The child was serious for a moment, then suddenly made a face:

"?;????????Slightly, slightly, slightly, slightly~~~"

After making a face, he immediately closed the elevator.

mission completed!

Jiang Chen:? ? ?

He doesn't look very smart.

Look back.

...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Hear the high-pitched crackle of the counselor in the distance!

Look at this.

The destructive power to counselors is not small.

"Why did it fall like this? Are you going to the Temple of Wealth to ask for wealth, or are you going to the Guan Gong Temple to ask for a fight?"

The counselor looked at his student with distress.

At this moment, the student has many stitches on his head.

His body was still bruised and purple.

The student sighed: "Fortunately, the doctor said that just a few stitches on the forehead will be enough. The rest of the area is not injured. Teacher, I am very grateful to Huang Bin for his sincerity. If it weren't for him, I wouldn't be here today." !!”

The more he spoke, the more he gritted his teeth.

The more he talked, the less Huang Bin dared to get closer.

The murderous aura was visible to the naked eye.

Jiang Chen leaned over and said with a mean smile: "Classmate, do you want something to eat while I run errands for you?"

"Ah..." The classmate was stunned and pointed to the door: "If you have time, you can give a milk tea to the young lady opposite..."

"what?"

Suddenly, a scream came from the ward next door.

"Damn scumbag!! Damn scumbag, come here!!!!"

If the female college student hadn't injured her leg, she would have rushed over by now.

Master Hu heard the voice and said with a smile: "Brother Jiang, you really show mercy!"

"roll roll roll."

Jiang Chen walked to the door.

If the female college student comes out later, he can run faster.

Counselors inside the room were learning more about the situation.

Master Hu held his classmate’s hand and said:

"Young man, you, you may be about to suffer a bloody disaster soon."