How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

Master Hu’s expression is sincere.

It's clear at first glance that he's not telling lies.

In his live broadcast room, many water friends were energetic.

——[Master’s first hexagram today, guess where the surprise comes from. ]

——[This classmate is in danger! ! ]

——[My classmate is already in such a miserable state, how else can he die? ]

——[Open! Prepare the suona and coffin! ]

——[Are you planning to snatch someone away right under the doctor’s nose? He is truly a good assistant to the King of Hell. ]

——[…]

...

Others looked at Master Hu.

Even the counselor didn't stop him.

Instead, he silently moved two steps to the side, away from the bloody disaster.

What the master is playing is not metaphysics, but science...

But the doctor frowned: "You're out here cheating and kidnapping me. Be careful, I'll call the police."

The voice just fell.

"Master!! Save me!! As soon as I see it, you are much more professional than Huang Bin."

The classmates shouted with tears in their eyes.

Master Hu nodded and was about to speak.

He raised his head slightly, his pupils shrank, and sighed: "It's too late, farewell!!"

As he said that, he walked away angrily.

Just back to the door!

Crowd: ? ? ?

Jingle Jingle! !

Ding Ding!

There was a strange noise from the ceiling at this time.

The doctor lowered his head to open the list and said softly: "There are rats on it, just get used to it."

"Oh…"

The crowd nodded.

They all retreated to Master Hu's side.

I feel like it should be very effective this time...

because…

bang! !

"Oh shit!!" the classmate wailed.

Jiang Chen: "My head is on fire!"

Counselor: "Ah ah ah ah, your mouse is so big!"

Huang Bin: “Director, that’s a pig!!”

The doctor was taken aback.

Looking at a round flesh ball next to the wailing classmate.

Suddenly he was startled: "Ah Ju, why are you here?!"

What is in front of him is his orange cat.

Look up at the collapsed ceiling again.

The doctor rolled his eyes: "What's your body shape? Don't you have any idea?!"

"I've already said it, a bloody disaster." Master Hu sighed.

"Then why don't you speak human words next time!!!"

The counselor rushed forward.

Isn't his student's life his life?

Jiang Chen's live broadcast room exploded.

——[Master, this hexagram is really accurate. ]

——[What a cryptic statement. I think it would be more straightforward to say that the ceiling is about to fall? ]

——[After all, it is the master who speaks, and there is nothing wrong with the bloody disaster. ]

——[Did I see that the thread my classmate had finished sewing collapsed? ]

——[You read that right. ]

——[Hold on, classmate, if I can’t kill you, I’ll heal you and kill you again! ]

——[The life of contemporary college students is really hard, and he can even speak. ]

——[True iron! ]

...

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.usuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu By Cracked, Cracked Crying Cracked by T S P C D R E D

The classmates covered their heads. The bloody disaster was truly worthy of the name.

The line is completely broken.

The doctor hurriedly came up to check for a while and said firmly: "It's okay, classmate, just give me four more injections."

"Tsk..." Jiang Chen shook his head after hearing this: "Others rub salt on the wound, but you embroider the wound."

“...Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"I'll waive the cost of this treatment for you! I'll also reimburse you for the previous treatment! Don't complain to me."

The doctor wiped the sweat from his forehead and said.

Who knew something like this would happen.

And just when the classmates and counselor were ready to agree to this condition.

Master Hu slowly stretched out his hand: "Wait!!"

"busy?"

The doctor frowned.

There was a chill in my back, there must be no more bloody disasters.

Master Hu cleared his throat and said:

"You have already constituted compensation for personal damages. In addition to medical expenses, how to calculate nursing expenses, follow-up treatment expenses, mental injury expenses, etc.? Reimbursing the current treatment expenses is definitely not enough."

"Also, why is your cat running on the ceiling? You have to bear the main responsibility. Consider whether it must be resolved by the court. If you follow the judicial process..."

while talking.

Master Hu even took out specific legal documents and placed them in front of the doctor.

The doctor he saw was dumbfounded and didn't dare to take a breath.

too professional!

"Master, may I ask what your job is?"

"Fortune teller, can't you tell?"

"I can't tell, I work part-time..."

"No, look." Master Hu pulled out a banner from his sleeve.

It says [Fortune telling, phone repair, legal consultation, oden...]

——[I knew that the master was different, he had to wear many hats. ]

——[Last time I saw a shoe shiner on the road who looked very much like Master Hu. It seems I didn’t admit my mistake. ]

——[Could it be that the male model from the club last time was too! ]

——[There was a cosplayer of Tang Monk at the Comic Exhibition some time ago. It was really amazing, he looked like the master! ]

——[I just said that last time I went to get my phone repaired, there was a guy who was fixing my phone and telling my fortune, but I didn’t realize it was a master. ]

——[He is taking out a medical practitioner qualification certificate now, and I don’t even think it’s novel! ]

——[…]

...

The doctor tremblingly took out a bank card from his pocket.

He handed it to his classmate: "The compensation is 5000. How about we keep it private, classmate?"

Hearing this, the classmate hesitated slightly and looked at the master.

Ask the staff first.

Master Hu nodded slightly.

Quite profitable, not a loss.

Seeing the master nodding, the classmate took the bank card.

Huang Bin, who was standing next to him, suddenly burst into laughter and patted his classmate on the shoulder: "How about I ask you to go to the Temple of Wealth to ask for money today? You really got it! My fortune telling today was really accurate."

Classmate: "(╬｀Benefit?)? Do you want this blessing for you? Ahhhhhh it hurts."

"5000 is not a waste, brother, doctor, can you embroider this? This kind of tattoo is absolutely domineering!" Jiang Chen came over and took a closer look.

"I think it would be better to get a gossip tattoo to ward off evil." Master Hu thought.

When the classmate heard this: "Okay! Get a Bagua tattoo!!"

The doctor who was preparing the equipment looked stunned: "Brother, this is a hospital, not a tattoo shop!!"

"Can Bagua get a tattoo?"

"Yes, I can, but I don't really want to lose my job yet."

"..."

"Actually." Master Hu took out another certificate from his pocket: "I can do tattooing."

"..."

All water friends: - [Nima, it’s too strong! ]

...

at the same time.

In a luxurious villa in Ning City.

Yang Leyang looked at Jiang Chen's live broadcast room, holding his head and having a headache.

"Who can tell me, half a day has almost passed, why are you still standing here. Can Jiang Chen solve it out of thin air?"

The four younger brothers stood at the edge with smiles.

Hearing this, his smile became even brighter.

Whatever the boss says now sounds like praise.

Brother No. [-] hurriedly said: "Don't worry, boss, can the person I hired be different? I'll make a call to check on the progress."

With that said, he quickly took out his mobile phone and made a call.

On the other side of the phone: "Brother, please wait a moment. I'll get back to you right away. I'm still on a mission."

Next.

The phone calls ring one ring after another.

And the reply also needs to be waited for step by step.

After ten minutes.

Brother No. [-] was holding his cell phone and standing quietly in the corner.

He didn't know why it took so long to reply.

Yang Leyang couldn't help but ask: "Did you call another planet? The signal is so bad?"

"Boss, please wait a moment, I'll make another inquiry."

Brother No. [-] was a little nervous and quickly opened the phone book.

But I saw a phone call coming in.

"Hey! Brother, the mission is completed!"

"Huh?" Brother No. [-] grinned and rushed to Yang Leyang: "Boss, the mission is completed!"