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Chapter 269 Ganlin, Ganlin!

"God, please find me a girlfriend!"

Master Hu opened his arms and shouted! !

The cracks in the incense burner suddenly became a little deeper.

Everyone: "??? Damn it, you are awesome, junior brother!"

Snapped! !

"Get started! Can you please stop embarrassing God!"

The Taoist Master slapped Master Hu on the forehead and could no longer take care of Jiang Chen who fell down.

He paced back and forth anxiously, looking at the incense burner uneasily:

"It's over. It's over. What should I do now? My feet usually shake when I use incense. Now I have to go up and change the stove..."

When I think of this, I feel even more anxious.

At this moment in Master Hu’s live broadcast room...

——[Tell me, how much wish did you all choose just now to make this happen! ]

——[Um...in Jiang Chen's live broadcast room, someone made a wish that our men's football team would win the next World Cup...]

——[? ? Damn it, I just want to make it to the World Cup, but the brothers over there have to be outrageous. ]

——[Nima, no wonder this incense burner exploded. ]

——[Um, let me ask, is Jiang Chen dead or alive now? ]

——[Um...I, I'll go over and take a look. ]

——[…]

...

"Can anyone volunteer to save the incense burner?"

The Taoist priest saw the cracks in the incense burner getting bigger and bigger, and he couldn't help but panic.

But looking back...

There is no one behind!

They all gathered around Master Hu.

Holding a mobile phone, he watched Jiang Chen's live broadcast room.

"Wow, this little brother's life is really tough!"

Hearing this, Master Hu wiped his tears and said, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

"But it seems like he's hanging on a tree and can't get down?"

"How about we go rescue him?" a female Taoist priest said, while glancing at the Taoist priest guiltily.

At least it would be safer to save people now than to stay here and be shouted at by the Taoist Priest to get the incense burner.

Life may end prematurely if you are not careful.

"it is good!"

"Sister, what you said makes sense!" Master Hu quickly stood up and walked towards Jiang Chen's motorcycle. It was finally his turn to ride!

"go!"

"I'm going to get the bike, hurry up!"

"Where's my horse! Bring my horse from the back mountain too!!"

"..."

The crowd dispersed.

The Taoist leader was left alone in the wind.

He looked at the increasingly cracked incense burner and gritted his teeth: "Damn it!! You have to rely on yourself at the critical moment."

So he limped and crawled outside.

He didn't believe that his life could be more fragile than Jiang Chen's! !

The Taoist priest swallowed.

Climbing out of the railing lamely.

"Damn it... In the end, I have to do it myself! Suddenly I feel that I have lost so much to that little brother..."

The Taoist priest kept talking to himself, as a way to give himself some courage.

Normally it would be fine, but today my leg is lame on one side.

So he decides!

Lying silently on the cliff.

Move forward bit by bit...

"Oh my God, what kind of wishes did those people make to make you so angry... Oooh, don't worry about them, just protect me from falling from here!"

pat!

"???"

The Taoist priest looked up.

Okay, the cracks are getting bigger, blanch! !

"God, what do you mean..."

The Taoist priest secretly thought.

But relying on years of experience, he quickly approached the incense burner.

At the same time, Jiang Chen's parachute was also seen below.

In a mountain forest.

Judging from this situation, he should still be hanging on the tree...

"Oh, my junior brothers and sisters haven't found anyone for a long time, right?"

The Taoist priest shook his head and sighed.

Then slowly took down the entire incense burner.

Put it in front of your head.

Climb back a little bit.

"Um?!"

Suddenly I felt something strange happening around me...

Out of the corner of my eye I saw a flash of red coming up!

"What the hell!"

The conditioned Taoist kicks him directly!

It seems like a light kick, but its power is amazing.

The rising red was completely destroyed.

Fall straight down.

With some doubts.

The Taoist priest still chose to stick his head out to see what it was.

"Kong, Kongming lantern?"

The lamp was down, but the flame inside didn't seem to be completely extinguished.

The Taoist Priest didn't know what kind of skill he had with this kick!

But by the time he reacted, it was already too late!

"Go to the north, damn it!! Who the hell would put a Kongming lantern on a mountain!" The Taoist priest was lying on the edge of the cliff, tears about to come out: "And I am the only Taoist temple on this mountain, why do you think the Kongming lantern is different from my Taoist temple? It has nothing to do with it!! Damn it, but the wildfires have something to do with us!"

He was so angry that he was about to take out his mobile phone and wave someone to get rid of the Kongming Lantern quickly.

It must not cause a catastrophe.

He reached into his pocket.

"His grandma's, my junior brother's own mobile phone can't be used! Hey!! Is there anyone down there!!!"

The Taoist priest can only transmit sounds through the air.

Crazy Shout!

But when the sound drifts down, I guess I can’t hear it clearly...

...

now.

In the mountains.

Jiang Chen's parachute hung on a tree.

After several struggles, he just couldn't get rid of the parachute rope wrapped around him.

"System... why don't you take the parachute back?"

[The height is 5 meters from the ground. Is the host sure? I'll accept it if I'm sure. 】

"...hang up first."

If he falls from here, his glorious life will end prematurely.

——[Quite difficult to kill...]

——[The anchor is so happy, why are you swinging here so early in the morning? ]

——[Aren’t you tired after hanging out for a long time? Host, why don’t you just jump off? ]

——[Don’t you think of anchors as human beings now...]

——[Look at his operations, does he look like a human being recently? ! ]

——[…]

...

Suddenly, a faint shout came from Jiang Chen's ears.

It came from far away.

Jiang Chen looked through the [Seeing Eyes] through a bush and saw Master Hu and others.

The corners of his mouth twitched: "Grandma! These idiots are running in the wrong direction!! Damn it, this old guy is banging my car!"

He quickly took out the super-amplified microphone.

"Ahem! Master Hu, you're fucking off track!!!"

A loud roar.

Master Hu and others were startled.

Then he pointed in a direction: "Over there!! Let's go!"

"..." Jiang Chen sighed and continued to shout: "Is your ability to distinguish the position of the voice so bad? It's the other way around! Or it's the other way around!!"

After several confirmations.

Master Hu and others made the correct judgment.

Jiang Chen let out a long sigh of relief.

Swinging on the swing.

But there was an urge to urinate.

I've been holding it in for a long time...I forgot to take it up when I woke up in the morning.

Seeing no one around.

Jiang Chen tugged on the zipper.

"Huh? What does it taste like?"

Before I even started, I smelled a burning smell.

A flash of red flashed before his eyes.

Then he fell into the trees below.