How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

Jiang Chen:? ? ?

After bifurcating, it becomes two streams of water.

A bolt fell from the sky, easily extinguishing the flames that were about to ignite.

As for one more thing…

"Gudong, Gudong! Oh God! The sweet rain! Let me just say that I, Kong Ming Lantern Spirit!! Gudong, Gudong! My wish will definitely come true! Thank you God, thank you for the sweet rain!! Ha~~~"

A very excited voice came from the bushes.

——[I have a bold guess...]

——[Don’t worry, your guess is not very bold. Here at the anchor, everything is normal. ]

——[The smell of this sweet rain must be unforgettable for the rest of your life...]

——[The delicious nectar is coming~~]

——[Mother Ganlin! I woke up in the morning and drank soy milk, and instantly lost my appetite. ]

--[no appetite? Would you like some nectar to whet your appetite? ]

——[…]

...

Jiang Chen passed the [Seeing Eye],

I saw Brother No. [-] with his mouth open...

"Gudong, Gudong! Hahaha, God, after drinking your sweet rain! From now on, when I go to do fortune telling, I will definitely have good fortune. Hahahaha, ha~~~"

Brother No. [-] wiped his mouth.

He also licked the remaining corner of his mouth.

He smacked his lips.

"It smells weird...but God, why did you take my Kongming Lantern...eh?"

Brother No. [-] pushed aside the weeds in front of him.

I saw the Kongming Lantern that was extinguished by the "sweet rain".

"Forget it, my wish should have come true. That Yang guy doesn't want me, so I can make my own way out, huh!!"

He sneered.

He raised his head slightly.

Prepare to kowtow to God.

"Uh... hello?"

On the tree, Jiang Chen shivered spiritually.

He zipped up his zipper and waved.

"(????)"

Brother No. [-] looked at him secretly, stuck out his tongue, and licked his lips slightly.

The taste is right...

What a fool! Who hangs pee on a tree? Why don't you go see a doctor if your split ends are so severe? !

His index finger stuck into his throat and started picking at it like crazy.

"Ugh~~~Ouch~~~ah!!!"

"I'm sorry…"

——[Don’t say it, you’re still very polite. ]

——[This bifurcation is quite accurate. ]

——[Big brother’s reflex arc is a little long. ]

——[It’s still too civilized. If it were me, I would climb a tree and beat the anchor! ]

——[Aren’t you afraid that the anchor has some water left in it but hasn’t released it yet? ]

——[Is he so perverted when riding a horse? ! ]

——[Is it the first day you met him? ]

——[…]

...

call out!

Da da da da!

In the distance, Master Hu came with a large wave of Taoist priests to help.

At a glance, I saw the younger brother No. [-] who was vomiting all over the floor.

Master Hu panicked: "What, someone is dead? Have you seen the body?! My brother Jiang is dead?!"

talking.

pick up the phone.

"Hey, is it safe? Hey! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha... uh, it's okay."

(On the phone, the employee of the insurance company hung up the phone and yelled: "Nah, it's only 800 for the insurance. I'll be fine if I cancel the bill soon! It's only 800. My phone bill isn't even enough. He really called me! Blacklist!!" )

The master raised his head and faced Jiang Chen...

I don’t understand, what is the brother next to me vomiting?

"Come on, come on, let him go quickly."

Master Hu directed everyone to climb the tree to save people.

soon.

Jiang Chen came down from the tree and came face to face with the mad dog-like younger brother No. [-].

The two looked at each other...

Brother No. [-] gritted his teeth and looked fiercely.

pat!

A brick fell out of Jiang Chen's pocket.

Then, he silently picked it up.

He looked at Brother No. [-]: "What's wrong? Why don't you go sit in the Taoist temple?"

"Look, look what you said."

Brother No. [-] smiled hurriedly and glanced at the tiles on the ground out of the corner of his eye.

Damn it, this guy is definitely sick. He just skydives and brings a brick with him! !

He cursed in his heart, but the second brother had already left.

afraid!

I'm afraid that later the Taoist priests will be able to directly open a forum for him to practice.

"Little brother, is he really okay?"

Master Hu came over and said.

"Don't worry, I just had something to drink." Jiang Chen waved his hand.

"What did you drink?"

Hearing this, Jiang Chen shrugged: "Well...guess what I used to put out the Kongming Lantern."

Master Hu touched his chin and thought for a moment: "You didn't bring any water...wait a minute...hiss~~~"

The other Taoist priests heard this.

They all suddenly realized it!

The sound of gasps echoed through the trees.

Even the Taoist priest at a high place heard clearly. He was still lying on the edge of the cliff holding the incense burner.

I can't crawl anymore. Really, I just kicked the Kongming Lantern with my lame foot! !

Hearing the voice below, the Taoist priest was suddenly startled and shouted quickly: "Hey!! It's not my little brother who is dead, right?! Oh, leave him alone!! Brother, I can't go down now! Come and save me quickly!" Help me!! Hey!!”

Still no response below...

now.

Jiang Chen was trying his best to put away his parachute.

The Taoist priests all gathered around him.

Reluctant to disperse.

Jiang Chen asked in confusion: "How many of you are here? Is there anything else?"

"Forehead…"

Everyone else hesitated.

I just look up at the sky occasionally...

There seems to be a senior brother lying there.

I don’t know why it’s so slow to get an incense burner, but I’m sure I’ll be arrested if I go back now.

So Master Hu looked Jiang Chen up and down: "Little brother, we have no other intention, we just want to see if you are injured..."

"Yes yes yes!"

“Suwa Suwa!”

"... "

Taoist priests swarmed forward.

"??? Are you seriously ill?"

Jiang Chen was so frightened that he backed away.

jingle bell~~~

At this time, Jiang Chen's cell phone suddenly rang.

"Wait a minute!! Everyone back off! Back off! Back off!!"

Jiang Chen picked up the brick and pointed forward.

Everyone fell silent instantly...

I've heard Master Hu say that this guy doesn't bluff, he usually just beats him up.

"Hey."

Jiang Chen answered the phone and looked at everyone warily.

All I can say is that they are all the same as Master Hu, they all have faults! !

On the other end of the phone: "Hey, Xiao Jiang, our ugly group just received an order, and the customer service confirmed that it was not a prank. But it's not convenient for other delivery people to take it, so I wanted to give it to you. You're close..."

"???"

Jiang Chen frowned.

I put down my phone and looked at the caller ID.

Oh.

A manager of Chou Tuan is also considered the main person in charge of Ning City.

What kind of order is this? Let this kind of person make the phone call in person.

"First tell me if your life is in danger."

"Don't worry, how could we harm you?" the ugly group manager said with a smile.

Jiang Chen smiled but said: "Of those orders you sent me, how many of them are not harming me?"

The manager heard this and said: "Oh, this is all God's will! Xiao Jiang, this order is only 200 yuan!"

"Huh? You should have told me earlier!"

Jiang Chen cheered up instantly.

The waist straightened up a lot.

Although it’s not worth mentioning compared to the tens of thousands that are more expensive, the takeout order of 200 yuan is very attractive, okay? !

"Hehe." The manager said with a smile: "Not far from you, a family member went to the grave and forgot to bring paper money or something like that, but the planned time has almost passed, and I really can't call you ugly group. We ugly group , of course I accept all tasks!”

"It's quite the underworld, isn't it? I have to find a place to get paper money for him, right?"

Jiang Chen said speechlessly.

"Forehead…"

Beside him, a female Taoist priest poked Jiang Chen.

Opening the bag he brought with him: "Actually, I have..."

"…You guys are also kind to the underworld, thank you…"

Jiang Chen took the paper money.

Get on the motorcycle skillfully.

When you turn the throttle...

Jiang Chen looked at the rearview mirror with a little unconfidence and asked: "Um...are you all planning to go with me?!"