How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

[Note: Accepting the order means agreeing. The temple suddenly became a check-in spot for internet celebrities, and the temple was short of manpower. It was fate to meet the boy who took the order. Please come over and help me for three hours, the reward is 100. Don't blame me for complaining ruthlessly if you don't come. ]

The contents on the slip were deeply imprinted in Jiang Chen's mind.

Monks are merciful, so why don't you return to secular life?

Scolding comes with scolding, in order to avoid being complained, you still have to make a trip.

Fortunately, monks still have some conscience.

The daily necessities ordered were not particularly large.

The Great Mercy Temple is located on the outskirts of the city, and there are relatively few cars along the way.

Taking this opportunity, Jiang Chen opened his system panel.

After continuous efforts, there are ten more lottery opportunities!

Come on, let’s fire ten shots in a row to witness the miracle!

--【Ding! Consume 10 popularity points]

——[Congratulations to the host for winning the skills: Shoumai (professional), Divine Chef (professional), Suona (professional), Feng Shui (professional), Acting (professional), Fishing (professional)]

——[Congratulations to the host for winning the props: Macho Lolita Sound Conversion Device*1, Powerful Chives*10, Rapid Hair Growth Liquid*10, Super Amplified Microphone*1]

After ten shots, Jiang Chen was almost stunned and drove the car to the flower garden beside the road.

When it comes to overall work, it has to do with the system. If nothing else, use the lolita tone next time you make a call.

I want to see who else will casually complain about me!

Don't be obsessed with the other end of the phone.

correct…

How does it count if permanent hair removal cream is used together with rapid hair growth serum?

【…】

I vaguely heard the sound of the system burning in my mind.

And Jiang Chen finally arrived at the Great Mercy Temple.

Around noon, there was still a crowd of people gathered outside the temple.

You can imagine how blocked it is inside.

"Give it all, give it all."

Carrying two large bags of daily necessities, Jiang Chen followed and squeezed inside.

I immediately discovered that Buddha must be very busy today.

"Cough cough."

After clearing his throat, he could only use his special trick.

"I'm going to pull it, I'm going to pull it, I really can't hold it in anymore!! Wow! piu~~~~"

As a shouter, it seems normal for me to learn fart noises, right?

Immediately, the crowd seemed to smell a real stink.

They all made way for Jiang Chen.

Sure enough, you have to create opportunities yourself.

The temple was not as crowded as the main gate, but no monk was found.

"takeout!!"

"takeout!!"

After shouting twice, nothing happened.

Got it, for Buddha.

Just take it to the Mahavira Hall, offer it, and then take it away. The Buddha won't need it anyway.

"The little benefactor is here?"

At this time, the abbot walked out of the main hall with a smile.

There was no purity in those eyes, it was clear that looking at Jiang Chen was like seeing a strong man.

"Bald, uh, Master. Tell me what you want me to do."

Seeing that he had no choice but to run away, Jiang Chen could only ask politely.

The customer is God, no...it's Buddha!

No matter what happens, you have to pay for it. If you are offended, you will complain and your money will be deducted, which is very bad.

"Come here."

The abbot enthusiastically pulled Jiang Chen over, and the young novice beside him even took the takeaway.

Following the abbot, Jiang Chen walked into the Great Hall.

There was a sign outside the temple saying "Tourists Stopped", so the inside was really empty.

"Amitabha, I have a disciple now...what is the name of the little benefactor?"

"Jiang Chen."

"Oh, now a disciple, Jiang Chen, is ordained and becomes a monk. The tonsure ceremony will be held here. To get rid of all the troubles..."

There are words in the mouth.

The monks were singing sutras nearby.

Jiang Chen:? ? ? Mist grass? ? ?

This is getting even more outrageous. Wu Cao, didn’t he just come over and work for three hours?

Is this temple of yours serious or not? Abbot, you are going too far!

"Little benefactor, please bear with us. We can't wear monk's robes randomly. We can't deceive the Buddha."

During the break in singing, the abbot was kind enough to explain to Jiang Chen.

You really are monks and don’t tell lies!

The most interesting thing is that Jiang Chen has the abbot's mobile phone in front of him.

On the screen is the complaint interface.

Next time you order, be sure to read the notes first!

A tonsure ceremony is being held here, and the live broadcast room is full of people.

Even the director's room was completely laughing. It's hard for Contestant No. 99 not to be popular!

【人气+1+1+1+1+1……】

【人气+1+1+1+1+1……】

...

——[Hahahahahahaha I just went to the toilet, but when I came back the host was naked! ]

——[Who is jealous of making this money? Hahahaha, you deserve to be famous! ]

——[Hahaha, stop laughing, everyone, deduct 1, Buddha forgives you! No, no, forget it. Buddha will laugh with you. ]

——[Shazhuo hahahahaha I was in the leisure club last night, but today I have seen through the world of mortals. My thoughts on sage time are not so extreme, hahahaha. ]

——[Xiao Cha became angry, but his head was still pressed and knocked. ]

——[Look at the anchor’s pious eyes, you can still vaguely see a trace of tears! There is still a trace of determination, just like when I joined the party. ]

...

Jiang Chen, who had completed his tonsure, had perseverance in his eyes.

Wait, old bald donkey, you let me become bald, and I will let you grow hair and return to secular life later!

With tears in my eyes, I showed off three bowls of rice in the temple cafeteria.

In the end, he was forcibly pulled up by the monks. It wasn't because he didn't have enough food, but because he was really too busy outside.

At this time, there were many people outside the main hall.

There are believers, but also a bunch of Internet celebrities who come to gain popularity or ordinary tourists who follow the trend.

Jiang Chen was honored to come to the incense burner in front of the Main Hall.

His only mission is to maintain order as much as possible among the tourists offering incense.

While ensuring the safety of incense, we also answer some questions from believers and tourists.

The young novice who was in charge here before was so tired that he was carried away. I hope he didn’t go to see Zhen Tathagata...

Just headed to that stop.

I could feel the enthusiasm of the people, there were all kinds of pilgrims gathered, and there were even Internet celebrities who wanted to drag Jiang Chen to take pictures.

I understand, this position is the most tiring position in the whole temple!

What a bald ass to do such a thing.

"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry! Get in line, Buddha doesn't bless those who don't follow discipline!"

The words seemed to have a miraculous effect, and the pilgrims stopped crowding.

But the Internet celebrities are crowded. Many of them are broadcasting live, hoping to find a good angle to take a frontal shot of the Mahavira.

These people are what the abbot currently chanting in the temple is most worried about.

Now it’s outsourced, so you can recite sutras with peace of mind.

Jiang Chen frowned and immediately had an idea.

Is this the [Great Compassion Mantra] that you don’t recite?

I'm so familiar!

In order for everyone to hear, Jiang Chen directly took out the [Super Amplified Microphone]!

It’s not easy to manage Internet celebrities. Just let them have traffic in their live broadcast rooms!

At the same time, we must not offend our fellow pilgrims.

"cough!"

He moistened his throat gently, but the sound resounded throughout the whole temple.

Even the abbot hesitated for a moment, the delivery boy was incredible, he brought such professional equipment.

"Everyone who offers incense, makes a wish, or broadcasts the live broadcast, I will send you a [Great Compassion Mantra]!!"

With the help of the rhythm of the musical instruments in the Great Hall, Jiang Chen started talking.

But the speed gradually breaks away from the rhythm of the instrument...

The excessively loud sound obscured the chanting of the abbot and others in the temple and affected the accompaniment of the musicians.

Slowly, the DJ version of [Great Compassion Mantra] makes its debut!

With the rhythm of the place, the pilgrims offered incense in an orderly manner and kowtowed faster, giving off a sense of rock and roll!

The verses popped out, their hearts beat one after another, and people's bodies danced unconsciously.

"Pilgrims behind you!" Jiang Chen waved his right hand.

"Raise your hands and let me see your incense, okay!"