How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

The atmosphere ignited and the incense became orderly and enthusiastic.

Dancing to the rhythm, people open themselves up more and more.

"Speak out your wishes loudly and let Buddha bless you, okay!!"

The sound resounded throughout the temple, and Jiang Chen's singing continued.

The whole place was full of carnival and excitement!

Young people who choose to smoke incense between advancement and work can no longer hold back. It’s time to shout out their unrecognized wishes.

"My ID number is 3****..., the battery car was stolen, please help me."

"Buddha, please, I want eight women!"

"The lottery ticket has been bought. Please tell me, Lord Buddha, and the God of Wealth. Please press these numbers to draw the lottery tonight."

"Buddha, I found 1000 life money in the hospital last night, and I want to share half of it with you today!"

"Buddha, I want to complain! The last wish made by Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't come true!"

...

The temple is like a noisy downtown.

Internet celebrities couldn't help but kneel down and make two wishes.

It seems that Buddha's business volume has doubled today.

Inside the Main Hall, the abbot looked at the orderly chaos outside.

Listen to the beat beating wildly in your heart.

Unbelievable face.

The crowd, who were originally pushing each other, are now all releasing their stress under the carnival music.

Smoking incense releases the stress in your heart!

Jiang Chen's approach obviously solved this problem very well.

There was even an old woman dancing beside her, and the old man was so happy that his dentures flew off while singing along.

After burning incense and making wishes, I walked to both sides, and tourists and pilgrims continued to pour in from behind.

In the Main Hall, the abbot and the monks rushed out carrying various musical instruments.

What are you waiting for, just help out!

The DJ version of the Great Compassion Mantra has been upgraded from Jiang Chen's solo to a collective performance at the Great Mercy Temple!

It was difficult for the abbot to deal with his age, and he almost got angry.

If Jiang Chen were to move faster, he would definitely personally take the believers' wishes to the Western Heavens...

In the live broadcast room, people were stunned, making wishes, and it was very lively!

——[If it weren’t for the golden statue and the smoke, I would have really thought that Buddha came to the bar today. ]

——[If that’s the case, I’ll sing the song [Great Compassion Mantra] on a loop. I’ll click on this song when I go to KTV tonight, and I’ll ask Buddha to sing it together! ]

——[Then I will also put in three sticks of incense and pay my respects to the Cyber ​​Buddha! Bless yourself not to fail the exam at the end of the semester. ]

——[Let me ask you, can I, Buddha, cross the Macintosh? Or should I go worship Jesus now? ]

——[I will burn a cell phone for Buddha first, fearing that he may not be able to receive my electronic wishes if he does not have one. ]

...

The [Great Compassion Curse] continues.

The abbot was already breathing heavily, but he couldn't match the young man's desperate rhythm.

"Master, please take a break and drink some water."

Jiang Chen kindly handed over a bottle of water.

Being extremely thirsty, the abbot did not hesitate and drank it all in one gulp.

"Huh? What water?"

Strange, why does this water taste sweeter than mineral water?

"Spring water from the mountain."

"Oh…"

The abbot suddenly realized that it was interesting that the mountain spring water was white and tinged with blue.

Which mountain is it?

Seeing the abbot drink it, Jiang Chen lowered his head and suppressed his laughter.

Then he put the microphone next to the cell phone that had recorded the sound, hummed to himself and walked towards the Main Hall.

There are still two hours left before I get off work, so I just need to take a nap.

But as soon as the front foot left, the abbot's crazy roar was heard through the microphone on the back foot.

No way, the effect of the medicine kicks in so quickly?

The abbot suddenly quickened his pace, covered his head with his hands, and rushed into the main hall.

I found a place where no one was around and knelt down.

The other monks were so panicked that they quickly entered the temple.

Could it be that the music was so loud that it disturbed the Buddha, and the Buddha came to blame it?

As a result, everyone gathered in the corner.

Then he saw the abbot with long hair reaching his waist and wearing a cassock.

"This…"

"Abbott, your hair looks pretty good."

"Senior brother, you didn't tell me when you bought the wig."

"Hiss... take it off quickly and wear it secretly after get off work!"

Jiang Chen also followed a few others and stuck his head out.

Is [Rapid Hair Growth Serum] so effective?

The growth is a bit exaggerated, so wouldn’t it be... that I have to find a barber shop to use it again?

"Woooooooo..."

Suddenly, the abbot, who had been lowering his head, burst into tears:

"The worldly relationship is not over, this is the worldly relationship is over."

"Since the Buddha showed me his long hair, maybe he is telling me that I am not suitable for becoming a monk and have no fate with the Buddha."

"That's all, just return to the secular world! It just so happens that Cuihua in the village has always had feelings for me. Since Buddhism can't tolerate me, I will return to the secular world!"

As he spoke, he took off his cassock with gritted teeth.

The monks stood up in a hurry to persuade him to stay.

But I never thought that the abbot would be so determined to leave!

I have serious doubts. I’ve wanted to leave for a long time!

"you!"

When he walked to the palace gate, the abbot shook his long hair, turned around and pointed with his hand: "Be an abbot!!"

"I?!"

Jiang Chen's head shrank and his pupils dilated.

Damn bald donkey, are you really trying to harm me?

"I do not…"

"There are no reviews for the takeout yet. Alas, I don't want to complain, but I'm not a monk anymore, hey, no need to be merciful!"

Jiang Chen: ...

cheap! It was the first time I met someone who was meaner than me!

I seriously doubt that this bald donkey knows where his hair came from. It just disgusts Jiang Chen.

Of course... it's probably true to go home and get married. What a good excuse just now for the unfinished relationship.

At this time, a monk directly put a cassock on Jiang Chen.

And the old monk picked up the incense. As an abbot, how could he not have a few dots on his head!

"Fog grass?!"

Damn, I really played hard this time, but bad reviews are really bad.

Not only will it affect money, but if there are too many bad reviews, you may be forcibly fired by the [ugly group].

and thus lose the qualification to continue participating in the program.

Under the critical situation, Jiang Chen suddenly discovered something:

"I think this feng shui is not good, and the timing is wrong! If you resign as abbot in a hurry, master, you will definitely be hit by a car when you go out!"

"cut."

The abbot walked out without hesitation, shouting as he walked: "Believe in science!"

Jiang Chen in the main hall has been forced to wear cassocks and is about to officially become a monk.

But suddenly I heard the noisy voices quiet down.

Many people rushed outside the temple gate.

This situation made the monks feel something was wrong and they hurriedly went out to take a look.

The abbot was lying in the middle of the road, and the driver who hit him stopped in front of him.

He also made a "beep" sound while sucking on the pacifier.

“You didn’t say it was a stroller!!”

The abbot on the ground stood up wailing. Just now he was crossing the road very carefully.

Unexpectedly, a stroller flew directly over.

I saw a middle-aged fashionable woman walking over quickly: "Sister, I'm really sorry."

With an apologetic look on her face, she held onto the stroller and took a clear look at the abbot's appearance.

He took a few steps back to confirm: "Abbott, have you grown hair?!"

A word that sent others rushing to take a closer look.

Someone was just saying that the abbot was hit! It turns out it's true, why did my hair suddenly grow so long?

Face people's enthusiastic concern.

The abbot walked awkwardly into the temple. He probably had to believe what the delivery boy said just now.

The entrance of the Daxiong Palace.

Jiang Chen clasped his hands together and smiled when he saw the abbot coming: "Check it out, master, are you a father? Do you want some leeks to make up for it?"