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Suddenly there was a strange pain in my butt.

Huang Dianzha's face was twisted.

He didn't know how to describe this feeling, it hurt! cold!

But this feeling is a bit familiar...

"Feng, Fengyoujing??"

After realizing it, Huang Dianza felt that his butt was getting cooler...

"Hey, congratulations."

The policeman outside laughed again and again.

Then he suddenly realized his identity...

time to go!

It’s not a good place to stay for a long time! !

"Hey!! Hiss~~~~" Huang Dianzha shouted heartbreakingly: "Police, don't leave!! That delivery boy really wants to harm people!!"

in the sound.

The policeman had slipped out to smoke...

The main theme is that a person suddenly seems to have lost his hearing ability.

Jiang Chen put on a mask and walked to the door of the toilet with an innocent face: "Hey, don't talk nonsense. I didn't expect Fengyoujing to fall over in my pocket and touch the paper..."

"I, I believe you, you big-headed devil!!!"

Huang Dianzha squatted there and cried loudly.

Not wiped clean!

But it’s so uncomfortable!

But you can’t wash it with cold water, it will be cooler later! !

The kind man Jiang Chen took out a few more pieces of paper: "Here, these are fine..."

"Humph!"

Huang Dianzha turned his head away, obviously not believing Jiang Chen's words.

Jiang Chen was not in a hurry.

Are you squatting...

Jiang Chen, who was standing at the door, fiddled with his camera.

Position alignment point.

Huang Dianzha:......

Damn, it’s true that he was executed in public.

In the live broadcast room.

——[I’m sorry hahahaha, I can’t help it at all! ! ! ]

——[Hahahahaha, how about I call the police on this guy? Hahahahaha. ]

——[Actually, I’m quite surprised how many things the host has to stuff in his two pockets...]

——[It’s enough to focus on one living artifact! ! ]

——[Tell me, are these new pieces of paper handed over by the anchor really okay...]

——[If you have spent a day in the live broadcast room, you will know that there is definitely something wrong with these new pieces of paper. ]

——[How miserable... I feel like the electric bomb leader has been deceived...]

——[…]

...

Except for the smell.

Only silence remains.

Jiang Chen is not in a hurry.

Huang Dianzha, who was squatting, kept gasping "Siha~~~yue!!!! Siha~~~yue!!!".

Obviously, Siha was stink during the process.

At this time, Huang Dianzha didn't understand what brand this Fengyoujing was.

The stamina is so strong that it's a bit too much! !

But now there is another problem...

My legs are really numb from squatting...

then.

Huang Dianzha raised his head and looked at Jiang Chen, with a trace of tears in his eyes.

The pleading look was replaced by the paper handed over by Jiang Chen.

Huang Dianzha:......

He looked at the papers.

Heartbroken.

Trust this guy again! !

"Give me!!"

Huang Dianzha stretched out his hand.

"Hehehe." Jiang Chen showed a strange smile and then handed the paper over.

Huang Dianzha trembled all over.

Just this smile made him feel strangely wrong.

After taking the paper, I took out one and wiped my hands...

A moment of silence…

That smell...

Huang Dianzha's face turned green: "Why the hell do you still have mint-flavored wipes!!"

Hearing this, Jiang Chen saw that his plan failed and shrugged: "It's very useful, it cools and detoxifies!!"

"Untie your sister!!"

Huang Dianzha burst into tears instantly.

He stood up a little and relaxed his numb legs.

After two more inexplicable loud farts.

Huang Dianzha looked at Jiang Chen with tears streaming down his face: "Brother, I, I beg you! Please help me!!"

At this time, he no longer remembered the situation in which he was caught by the police.

I just remember that I am very dirty now!

Damn it, mysophobia!

That refreshing feeling, as long as you fart, it will be even more cool and uncomfortable! ! !

"Oh. You don't need it."

Jiang Chen was very helpless and could only continue to dig into his trouser pockets.

Such a dig.

"Hey, you're lucky. There's really something there."

Jiang Chen took out an acc brand towel from his trouser pocket! ! !

"???? What the hell?!"

The moment Huang Dianza saw it, everyone was stunned.

The shit that I just couldn't hold back was half stuck due to my daze.

This delivery boy is outrageous.

Which man can take out such a thing from his trouser pocket? ! !

——[Nima, anchor, you have a treasure chest in your trouser pocket, damn it. ]

——[I really can't stand other things, but I really can't stand my aunt's scarf. Anchor, you are such a man! ! ]

——[Damn, give me a takeaway, this equipment is really complete! ]

——[Did you learn it from Master Hu? After all, Master Hu’s body looks exactly like a treasure chest! ]

——[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. ]

——[I have used this product, my family, and I can only tell you...it is refreshing and refreshing, and it hits the target of coolness! ! ]

——[? ? Holy shit, the user experience evaluation above is really spot on. ]

——[6. As expected, nothing on the anchor’s body is superfluous. ]

——[Tsk! It turns out to be so exciting! ! ]

——[Hey, Director Wang came to see it in person? Come on, come on, take a seat! ! ]

——[…]

...

Looking at the scarf, Huang Dianza obviously resisted.

But his trembling legs told him the fact that if he kept squatting like this, he would lose strength in his legs and fall into the pit today.

but……

"Ugh!!"

After a period of ideological struggle.

Huang Dianza still surrendered and stretched out his hand: "Come on, little brother, don't play tricks on me this time! This thing... can also be wiped!!"

"Oh, I am not playing tricks. You should flush the water first. It stinks!"

Jiang Chen put on another layer of mask.

Just for a moment.

Apparently Huang Dianza's stomach was upset for a while...

“Don’t worry, it’s really over this time!!”

Huang Dianzha stretched out his hands, sweating like rain.

I can't squat anymore!

I couldn’t sit still for a while! ! !

"Here."

The kind man Jiang Chen gave away his precious items for the third time.

Huang Dianza took it, unopened this time.

There should be no problem!

So quickly take it apart!

Not even the outer wrapping paper is wasted, that’s all after all!

Wipe it with wrapping paper first.

Then, she opened the towel.

Wipe it.

"Huh? Soft!"

Huang Dianza smiled, no problem.

It seems that I still blamed the delivery boy wrongly.

Then a few more...

But suddenly.

Huang Dianzha's expression changed little by little...

"Why, how..."

cold! !

As cool as heaven! !

That feeling...

"Oh my god!!!!"

Huang Dianzha's people all jumped up.

Pair it with the wind oil essence just now.

wonderful! !

How wonderful! !

"Hiss~~~~boil it!!!"

boom! !

Huang Dianzha stood up and jumped up, hitting his head directly on the ceiling.

Then came a numb feeling on my legs.

When I landed on the ground, my legs became weak! !

Bang!

One tipped over backwards.

Huang Dianzha successfully fell into the bathroom...

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!"

There were constant cries.

Even Jiang Chen felt aggrieved looking at it.

So Jiang Chen took out a cigarette and handed it over: "Brother, I'm sorry, I didn't know this cool mint type..."

"What the hell, this thing is also refreshing, oooooooooooooo!!"

Huang Dianzha cried even harder.

He took the cigarette and put it in his mouth.

Confirmed.

This is not a firecracker.

He touched his pocket, damn! The lighter was confiscated.

Kind-hearted Jiang Chen…

A lighter was handed over...