How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

"..."

The two looked at each other again.

Huang Dianza still saw innocence in Jiang Chen's eyes.

Can you believe it...

But life is miserable enough, and it’s too frustrating to not even be able to smoke a cigarette!

You can't make fire by drilling wood.

After brainstorming.

Huang Dianza still took the lighter.

Observed over and over again.

Ok.

There should be no problem.

So I took a deep breath and lit the lighter.

Flames burst out.

The next moment.

boom! ! !

The flames shot out like a fire dragon.

Go straight to the ceiling!

The direction of the flames was a bit strange. While Huang Dianza's face was preserved, all of his hair was burned! !

As for the face, it’s burnt but not damaged! !

——[…It is recommended that you recruit them quickly, otherwise you won’t even have ashes left later. ]

——[No matter how hard the character is, he can't stand such a torment. ]

——[There are hidden murderous intentions everywhere. ]

——[The King of Hell is here and he can’t bear the trouble. Damn it...]

——[How much psychological trauma is this...]

——[…]

...

"call……"

A breath came out of Huang Dianzha's mouth.

He never imagined that he, a bomber and cheater, would be deceived so miserably today.

Jiang Chen beside him sighed!

After the upgraded system, even [full firepower and no fuel consumption lighter] has become easier to use!

Look at the power of this thing that goes straight to the ceiling!

Pity.

A layer of skin was still reserved for Huang Dianzha.

[Host, if your skin is burned, you will be legally responsible. 】

As a system, it is necessary for it to remind itself of its host. Be careful when playing pranks! !

"That makes sense!!"

Jiang Chen nodded.

Speaking of which, this lighter won’t hurt anyone, right?

So Jiang Chen grabbed Huang Dianzha's lighter.

Prepare to light another cigarette for this guy! !

"???" Seeing the lighter being snatched away, Huang Dianzha's inner fear reached its extreme.

But the body didn't have time to react.

A burst of flames burst out again! !

He no longer knew what was happening on his face now, he just felt hot!

The inner fear at this time is much scarier than the external stimulation.

A grown man huddled in the corner of the toilet, crying uncontrollably! !

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuah!! Don't come here!! Please don't come here!!"

Huang Dianzha felt it! That unknown! That heartfelt fear! !

The other side even used the method of burning at the stake.

God knows what's next.

"You!!" Huang Dianzha huddled in the corner, sobbing: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuah, this is not how the Chinese police are!!"

"What for? I'm just a food delivery guy."

Jiang Chen shrugged.

What does the police have to do with him?

The policeman is not here.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Huang Dianza cried more and more fiercely. He buried his head and cried loudly: "Call the police! Please help me call the police!!"

"...I don't have a phone, and there are no police officers around here."

Jiang Chen curled his lips.

beg him?

This guy is really...

Seek medical attention in a hurry! !

Hearing those words, the corners of Huang Dianzha's mouth flew away.

No phone...

What is a chest camera?

and also.

Have all the dozen police officers who just arrested you called it a day? There is still time to get off work, right?

Think of this.

Huang Dianzha seemed to have realized it, and he quickly shouted: "I surrender!! I'll do anything! I'll do anything!!"

The words fell.

Jiang Chen's system spoke first [Host, you are going to let him recruit, why don't you just use [Truth Candy]? 】

"No sense of accomplishment." Jiang Chen said lightly.

【……】

at the same time…

Swish! !

There were rapid footsteps outside the house.

Bang! !

The broken door was pushed directly to the ground.

dong dong dong! !

Immediately afterwards, the floor of the house was filled with the sound of police officers running.

More than a dozen police officers.

Suddenly he stood in front of Huang Dianza! ! !

——[…It’s a bit fast, the speed of the police dispatch…]

——[Police scumbags, do you really not want to cover up the fact that you are eavesdropping...]

——[Hahahaha, I know how to play, I really know how to play! ! ]

——[Oh, what do you know! The police have just arrived. It's such a coincidence. ]

——[The analysis above is well-founded and very reasonable! ]

——[…]

Huang Dianza looked at a dozen policemen:...

well!

The dispatch speed of the Chinese police is astonishing in the world! !

"Comrade, tell me!"

The deputy team leader picked up his notebook and pen and said seriously! !

"Forehead…"

Huang Dianzha sniffed and wiped his tears.

I looked down at myself...

Said: "Officer, please give me a piece of paper..."

"Oh!!"

Several policemen nodded quickly, sorry, I forgot.

"Here. Wipe it."

The kind-hearted Director Wang handed over some pieces of paper.

Huang Dianza shook his head repeatedly.

He had seen it all. Director Wang got the paper from Jiang Chen! !

Jiang Chen from behind laughed, his smile was so harmless!

"Here, use mine."

The deputy team leader took out a packet of paper from his pocket.

handed over.

Huang Dianzha was moved to tears.

How touching! The police in China are really good people!

The paper quality is pretty good.

And after applying it, I don’t feel anything else! Just comfortable.

"Ooooooooo, officer, thank you!!"

When Huang Dianza stood up, he wished he could give the deputy team leader a kiss.

The deputy team leader quickly covered his nose and helped him out of the toilet: "Okay, come out and explain everything that needs to be explained."

"All right!!"

Huang Dianzha now feels like seeing the light of day again.

When passing by Jiang Chen, he took two steps to the side.

Then he sat on the chair.

The moment I sat down, I felt so good! It really comes to the depths of the soul! !

stool! The greatest invention in the world! !

"Officer!!" Huang Dianza drank a few mouthfuls of water and took a few bites of pancakes. When he was about to finish speaking, he spat the pancakes onto the ground.

It tastes so bad, who did it? !

Director Wang spread his hands and said, "Master Hu is not good at cooking. Please understand."

Huang Dianzha didn't care, as long as he lived, he took another drink of water and said: "Officer, our forces are outside the country. Look at the map..."

As he spoke, he took the map handed by the police.

Jiang Chen silently covered the camera and turned off the microphone...

And Huang Dianzha continued: "In this jungle, it is our territory. And then, here, here, and here! These three places belong to the other three forces, and they are also the most important outside the country. Three electric bomb gangs!”

"it is good!"

Director Wang burst out laughing when he heard this.

This is good.

This trick is thorough enough!

"But police officer, behind these forces, I heard that there is a big boss behind the scenes... Although I am the second boss, I only know the communication method of this boss, and I don't have any other information."

Huang Dianzha said.

Both eyes are full of sincerity.

He doesn't look like the type to lie...

After all, Jiang Chen's sharp eyes were always on the side.

Hear the words.

Director Wang nodded slightly: "Give me the communication method, notify the Internet police, and investigate!"

"Yes!"

"Wang Ju..."

suddenly.

Jiang Chen scratched his head and said with a smile: "How about you add 500 to me today, and then apply for the right for my drone to operate in the non-military zone of Ning City. I can help you handle this matter?"

"Good guy..."

Director Wang raised his head and said he didn't believe it...Jiang Chen's ability...

Let’s just say he believes it…

This job probably requires computer experts.

but…

Why not let the Internet police take action and let this takeaway guy try it? ?