How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

Not loud, but deafening.

"Little donor, talk here."

The abbot immediately clasped his hands together and politely led Jiang Chen to the side door of the main hall.

The monks at the back looked at each other, and then they all followed!

What big news this is, unheard of!

Carrying Jiang Chen all the way, the abbot quickened his pace and almost ran to the monk's house, fearing that the wall might have ears.

【人气+1+1+1+1+1……】

【人气+1+1+1+1+1……】

...

——[Interesting! Just say don't make random complaints, anchors specialize in exposing people. ]

——[Hiss, when the master prayed to Buddha just now, was he praying for the safety of mother and child when his child was born? ]

——[Why the hell do I feel that after the anchor entered the temple, he directly transformed into a metaphysics anchor. ]

——[Could this cassock have magic power, so that the upper body can speak Dharma? ! ]

——[Anchor, can I ask for some water? I have a friend who has been overindulging recently and has suffered from severe hair loss. ]

...

Go through a path.

The abbot stopped Jiang Chen with a serious look on his face: "Little donor, can I not give you a bad review?"

"uh-huh?"

Jiang Chen continued to clasp his hands together, pretending to be profound.

It seems that it is still not exciting enough. Something more ruthless:

"Three seconds."

Abbot:? ? ?

"Three inches."

Abbot: Shall I do it? !

"Third position!!"

Pfft! !

No wonder I feel a little green on my bare head recently.

The abbot hugged Jiang Chen's thigh and burst into tears:

"I don't have anything to say, sir, please see if I can be saved, please!"

It's all been said.

Judging from the last item, it’s unclear whether this father is the foster father or not.

"I told you, your place has bad feng shui."

Jiang Chen pointed at the monk's house, which was the abbot's own house.

I had previously asked the monks and abbots about their accommodation.

It was through Feng Shui deduction that the great secret of the abbot was discovered.

But there is something even more exciting!

"Give me 1000 and I'll tell you a secret."

Jiang Chen handed over the payment code and smiled.

The abbot was already completely convinced and gave the takeaway a good review first.

[My little brother is right! No matter how good it is, it’s a good review! ]

Su Yan was silent for a while after seeing this comment.

I deliver food on horseback!

never mind…

As soon as the abbot paid the money, that was all.

"Come."

Jiang Chen whispered in the abbot's ear: "I guess San'er, who is about to take over, is the priest next door."

"????"

The abbot's face turned red with anger:

"I asked why Lao Wang has been sending people to my place every day lately, insisting that I go to their church to preach, but he's not here every time!"

The more you think, the more angry you are.

Who knows if his baby is the product of diplomacy between the two religions.

No, you have to discuss this matter with him!

"Hey, hey, come on, eat some leeks and let's calm down first."

Jiang Chen, who was gloating about his misfortune, stopped the abbot.

Let’s just say this guy doesn’t have the character to become a monk.

This can be seen from the very beginning when he threatens the delivery staff with complaints.

This is the whole thing.

At this time, the abbot had nowhere to think, so he just took the leek and chewed it.

After a while, his face turned red.

He covered his second brother with both hands and started running around in a hurry.

"Master, master, are you okay?!"

"Wucao! Senior brother, that's a pillar!!"

“It’s unsightly to look at, it’s unsightly to look at!!”

"I've got a big scallop! What the hell are you doing? Anima got a Barbie doll's Amitabha!!"

When an old monk saw this scene, he became as fast as flying.

"Buddha forgive me, call...##￥*...*..."

"How come we have a scum like you in our Buddhist team? Get off the pillar quickly!!!"

...

The monks fell into complete madness.

More than a dozen people rushed to pull the abbot away.

Jiang Chen retired after his success and left humming a song.

I made a report to the Religious Affairs Administration.

Submit both video and audio recording.

After a brief silence on the phone, the guy probably copied the guy and came straight over...

The abbot was elected with their consent. Wouldn't this be a loss of face for them?

Humming the Great Compassion Mantra, Jiang Chen walked out of the temple with a bald head.

It looks pretty good this way, the hair growth is so strong.

Even people with severe kidney deficiency can grow hair reaching their waists.

What's more, if Jiang Chen is like this, he can't just have ten-meter-long hair.

But if you have a chance, you can try leeks...

Ah!

"Jingle bell~~"

As soon as I walked out, the phone rang.

When I looked at the caller ID, I saw it was Captain Chen.

"crooked."

"Xiao Jiang, I heard that you turned the temple into a bar? There was also a big brother who called the police and said that you gave him laxatives, so I called the police and didn't watch your live broadcast. What did you do in the live broadcast room!!"

"Well...it's fun to help others. If you don't believe it, all the friends in the live broadcast room can testify!"

"???"

Team Chen opened the live broadcast room No. 99 of [Sunshine Professional Master].

The eldest brother in front of me has been crying with his girlfriend at the police station for half an hour, and the smell in the air has not dissipated.

He kept saying that he would arrest Jiang Chen and bring him to justice.

in the live room.

——[Why did a dog bite Lu Dongbin? Didn’t that guy himself say that he couldn’t get rid of constipation? ]

——[Team Chen, I testify! I was the door of the cubicle and could see clearly at that time. ]

——[It’s hard to be a good person. Let a constipated person have a smooth bowel movement and make a bald donkey grow hair. What a great feat! People nowadays just don’t know how to repay. ]

——[I have a video, Team Chen, look at it! ]

One of the water friends specially sent a video.

At this moment, Team Chen was sitting in the mediation room, with young men and women covered in brown in front of him.

Open video…

"I, I...Pfft hahahahahahahahaha!!!"

I want to endure it, but I really can’t help it!

The two eldest brothers fighting and rushing to the cubicle were really awesome.

The most impactful thing was that at the end, a netizen rushed into the toilet and recorded the shocking scene.

After that, it’s time for the abbot to perform operations in the temple.

fierce! Very fierce!

Every second of the edited video is high-energy.

The two police officers standing next to Captain Chen held it in for a long time.

In the end, I couldn't stand it anymore as I held my waist. No one with professional training would be able to hold it in.

"You, you!!"

The man stood up angrily, crying and covering his buttocks the next moment.

The pain was so painful that the amount I had been holding in for six days came out all at once.

Who can bear it.

"Hahaha, ok, ok, we'll let the [Ugly Group] give you appropriate compensation. I really can't do anything about this."

Team Chen smiled and waved his hand.

In his opinion, it's not just an ordinary laxative, it's just you, brother... irritable bowel!

"Officer, I want to call the police!! Someone drugged me!"

At this moment, a certain old man with long hair and shawl walked in.

Team Chen happily walked out to see the situation.

Following him was the young couple. No more calling the police! The police are laughing.

As a result, several people saw the uncle coming in.

Look at the old man holding the pillar in the mobile phone video.

"Hmm...hahahahahahaha!!"

Abbot:......

The sound in the video was loud enough for the abbot to hear.

Silence is probably the only silent defense he has left now!

At that time, who could have known that the pillar would suddenly turn into a green flower...

"Call your sister's police and come with us!"

At this time, people from the Religious Affairs Administration arrived.

I couldn't help but get angry when I saw the abbot.

For this matter, the director personally held a meeting and prepared to hold a press conference tomorrow to apologize to the people of the city.

Everyone in the bureau began to write various review materials.

"Ahem! There is also something going on with the priest next door. Remember to check it out!!"

On the other end of the phone, Jiang Chen took out the super-amplified microphone.

This thing can actually emit a high-decibel sound when electric current is passed through it.

Thousands of miles of sound transmission? !

The management staff were stunned for a moment, then nodded, check! Check them all! Complete overhaul!

"Captain Chen, are you okay?"

"Blank hahahahahahaha..."

The laughter didn't stop for a long time.

Jiang Chen reluctantly hung up the phone.

Have you ever received professional training?

I looked at the time and saw that it was only after three o'clock.

Then let’s have afternoon tea first.

Mobile navigation, the most expensive afternoon tea in Ning City, 1888 per person!

There is so much money, why don't you enjoy keeping it?

...

Speed ​​all the way to the center of Ningshi.

Enter a luxury dessert shop.

Then he found a corner and sat down.

High-end places are just different.

As soon as I lay down on the sofa, I felt like I was going to fall asleep the next moment.

The delivery boy who came into the store with the intention of greeting Jiang Chen was stunned.

You can't just sit around in this store!

He quickly walked up to pull Jiang Chen up.