How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

After just one glance, Jiang Chen put his phone away with a smile.

Okay, Master, you’re almost home!

"I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you, Master."

Getting on the motorcycle, Jiang Chen turned the accelerator and sped off!

Some sharp-eyed water friends in the live broadcast room still saw the order on the mobile phone.

I almost laughed out loud.

Accurate, really accurate! !

Hu Luanshuo was complacent and just glanced at a few comments.

Everyone is saying that the master guessed it right and all he gave me were flowers.

Lede Master will open immediately:

"Here, let's draw a lucky audience member for free to tell your fortune. Today's first order is to tell you whether you have suffered any bloody disasters recently!"

Holding the hexagram and Yao, Hu Luanshuo was full of confidence.

Randomly intercepted a netizen.

"hiss…"

After this calculation, the master's expression changed:

"Miss, the bloody light will be here in half an hour!"

"But don't worry, I have a way to break it!"

As he said that, he took out a whole bag of things from somewhere.

"The nine-dimensional space is two more than the seventh! The original price is 299, but now you can take it home for only 99! Buy one pack and I'll give you two more packs!"

"Forget it, three packs, um... four packs! Hahaha, it's all a merit, I'm willing to do it!"

"Come on, 3, 2, 1, get on the link!!"

"There's no need to be slow, sisters, I'll count 10 seconds and the link will go down."

On the road, Jiang Chen twitched the corner of his mouth.

Master, are you a little too sudden?

After turning a few corners, Jiang Chen quickly arrived at the wreath shop near the hospital.

I have to say that the industrial configuration around here is perfect.

One-stop service is not an exaggeration!

"Boss, takeout order."

After parking the car, Jiang Chen walked into the store.

But the boss was also confused. Their takeout platform was open.

But there is really no order, this kind of things are only delivered by customers calling them.

I quickly opened my phone and took a look.

"Oh Daisy, come on, take it!"

After quickly finishing the packaging, the boss handed it to Jiang Chen, mumbling:

"This man must be so careless. The note also says [Wish you a speedy recovery]. Everyone is dead but get well, my sister."

Jiang Chen nodded, yes!

Hu Luanshuo, who was still carrying the goods at this time, came to his senses.

He looked at the wreath shop where Jiang Chen was, his face full of confusion.

No...what about playing? !

Who the hell usually buys flowers at a wreath shop?

Jiang Chen smiled and shook the chrysanthemum in front of the camera: "Hey! I gave it to my girlfriend. The girl was very touched."

"What am I..."

Hu Luanshuo hurriedly picked up the hexagrams, why was he so half-assed this time?

No, not possible!

"No problem! It must have been particularly touching under the underworld."

Close your eyes and pinch your fingers, this hexagram is really strange.

Is it possible that this woman is still alive? No way...

No matter how short-sighted you are, you can't be this short-sighted.

Hu Luanshuo stared at the live broadcast room with both eyes.

Did you make a mistake in your own fortune-telling? impossible!

...

——[White chrysanthemum and yellow chrysanthemum, alas, may the deceased rest in peace. ]

——[Master, your hexagram insists that girls are very moved? If I die and my husband doesn’t even see me, and he dares to ask a takeaway to deliver flowers, I will ask Black and White Wuchang to send them to him! ! ]

——[Get well soon. I would like to ask you what kind of recovery method you can use. You can go straight to witchcraft, right? It’s hard for you to be a host. ]

——[This guy might really know how to...]

——[No, brothers...why did the anchor go to the inpatient building? ]

...

At this time, Jiang Chen himself was stunned when he walked into the hospital building again.

Could it be that he was still too hot just after he died and didn't have time to put him in the morgue?

After following the order address and arriving at the general surgery ward, Jiang Chen felt more and more something was wrong.

Until there was a knock on the door.

"Hello, takeaway!"

"Ah, come in."

A little girl's voice came from inside, and Jiang Chen opened the door.

I found that the other two beds inside were empty, and there was only a little girl looking at me.

Judging from his appearance, he should be quite far away from death...

Live broadcast on the other side.

Hu Luanshuo pinched the hexagram lines, stroked his mustache, and slowly squatted on the ground.

Have a bad day today?

Then it's time to go out and catch ghosts.

In the ward.

"You...are not dead..."

Little girl:? ? ?

Is it because I haven’t learned the Chinese language well, or is this the popular way to say hello now?

"My name is Han Yaoyao, right?"

"correct."

Seeing the hesitation on Jiang Chen's face, the little girl frowned.

Why does it really feel like the black and white impermanence comes to arrest people in the Book of Life and Death?

Especially what the hell is this guy holding a handful of yellow and white chrysanthemums in his hand?

"Then it's yours. Your boyfriend wishes you a speedy recovery."

It was very difficult not to laugh.

I tidied up the chrysanthemum very thoughtfully, and then found a good place to put it down.

At this time.

Then a doctor walked into the ward.

"Patients in 15 beds have recovered..."

As soon as the words came to his lips, the doctor's face immediately turned green.

"No, she just cut out her appendix! I've been practicing medicine for 20 years and I can't do this, right?!!"

At this moment, he had great doubts about the knowledge he had learned.

His calm demeanor disappeared in an instant, and he ran to the bed in a panic.

Make eye contact with girls...

The little girl sneered, her expression gradually becoming ferocious.

Smiling, he suddenly pointed at Jiang Chen and roared:

"Let him come to see me now!! Immediately, immediately!! (╬??д??╬)"

Then he took out his mobile phone:

"Hey! Jiulongshan Cemetery? I want to buy land now! How many people? Husband and wife are buried together!!"

"I'm so touched. I'm so touched by you. Come here and die quickly!!"

The little girl lost her mind and broke down crying.

Touched, really touched.

I was so moved that I pulled at the wound, and gasped in pain.

At this moment, the little girl's boyfriend's voice also came from the phone.

"I, I just thought it looked pretty. When I saw it on Chou Tuan, I didn't know it was in a wreath shop."

"What? You bought it for me at the wreath shop!!"

Upon hearing this, the little girl became even more angry.

I was so angry that my wounds hurt.

Jiang Chen pointed at the flower silently: "Then...do you want to take this flower to your boyfriend's grave next time?"

"Go away!! Carry the flowers away! Wait a minute! Leave the flowers, I will use them as a gravestone!!"

"Okay, I wish you a happy meal!"

After arranging the flowers, Jiang Chen disappeared in a flash.

Don't blame him for this, but you can't complain to him.

"Master, if I say you can't calculate accurately, it doesn't seem to be justified."

After pressing the down button of the elevator, Jiang Chen hummed a tune and then smiled.

...

Hu Luanshuo's live broadcast room.

...

——[It’s indeed correct, I’m touched! I was so moved that I am anxious to bury it together. ]

——[焯hahahahaha I’ll go hang out with contestant No. 99. Master, please take your time and do the math hahahaha. ]

——[You fake fans! Master, I will go to the other side to inquire about the enemy's situation. You can take your time and figure it out. Hehehe. ]

——[Laughing so hard, hahahaha, Master, I won’t leave! I will continue to watch you, hahahahaha. ]

...

The comments of water friends were not important, but Hu Luanshuo saw the decline in the number of people online.

Everyone ran across the street to watch the excitement!

Although we are a comedy fortune-telling anchor, we also earn the popularity of accurate fortune-telling.

This scene must be recovered today!

"Come on, let me figure out what takeout you are delivering for the next order and who it is for!"

Hu Luanshuo took out a cross.

This time, switch to a different faction.

I guess the Taoist patriarch is not very effective today, so I'll look for the Virgin Mary!

"Master, you are really all-powerful..."

Jiang Chen walked out of the elevator and opened the order grabbing interface.

If you don't say that the master is smart, this order counts as the item and the person who takes the order!

Then if the calculation is the same as the previous order, isn’t it accurate?

However, Jiang Chen also made some calculations. Judging from the [Feng Shui (Professional)] skill given by the system, the position of the master is not good in Feng Shui today!

"Humph!"

Hu Luanshuo finished making the sign of the cross on his chest and thought for a moment.

"Child, a big gift package...hospital!"

"A huge gift package for a child! I even calculated that it's in the hospital!"

This time he is very confident that there is always something wrong between China and the West.

At this time, Jiang Chen happened to grab the order...

"Wangwang gift package."

"Hospital clinic, should I wipe it?!"

Is it possible that this master has really predicted it accurately?

But my Feng Shui knowledge clearly stated.

Where the master is, you have bad luck today.

After all, who the hell is praying to the Virgin Mary in Guanyin Hall? !

"No, Master, you are actually having sex with the hospital. Both orders will be sent here."

The corner of Jiang Chen's mouth twitched.

When riding past the clinic.

I actually saw several children.

Can't...

"Brother, you don't understand. We are fortune tellers, and the hospital is also our home court."

"Walking around in the world, it is inevitable that I will make a few miscalculations. Enthusiastic customers will always send me to the hospital to rest for a few days."